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I am a guy, and I am here to dispell the rumors that we all are thinking about sex all the time and like sports, in fact, any questions you have about our gender, I will answer, unless they are total flamebait. But other than that THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A STUPID QUESTION!

What is it with guys and the, "I really respect you, now let's just be friends." line. It seems to occur once they work out I am NOT going to sleep with them on the first date.

And why can't you admit your feelings? I am NOT a mindreader!

What is it with guys and the, "I really respect you, now let's just be friends." line. It seems to occur once they work out I am NOT going to sleep with them on the first date.

And why can't you admit your feelings? I am NOT a mindreader!

for me to answer this question I must first ask one.

Are you female, or gay? This may affect the outcome somewhat.

"Ask a..." threads have been done to death already and were banned on here two years ago. Sorry. :p

And why can't you admit your feelings? I am NOT a mindreader!

It's hardly a one-way street there.

It's hardly a one-way street there.

Yeah, exactly. That applies to people in general.

"Ask a..." threads have been done to death already and were banned on here two years ago. Sorry. :p

I was about to say just that.:p

Yeah, exactly. That applies to people in general.

Oh come on. We all know that guys are genetically incapable of ever even having, let alone showing their emotions. Same as girls are genetically required to cry at a pin drop and be over-the-top emotional at all times.

Oh come on. We all know that guys are genetically incapable of ever even having, let alone showing their emotions. Same as girls are genetically required to cry at a pin drop and be over-the-top emotional at all times.

Oh, right. Stoicism all the way, then.

(But seriously - how strange that I find that attitude more common in females. What gives? Maybe they have willies and aren't telling me.)

Heck, isn't that "I really respect you, lets just be friends" line more often deployed when a guy is more interested in being friends with a girl? It can happen, you know, and such an occurance might just be a product of these elusive male 'feelings'. Just wanting to struggle against stereotyped aggrivations here...

Can you be friends with a girl you do not find attractive? Could you do this when you were a teenager? Could you do this at any point in your life?

Can you be friends with a girl you do not find attractive? Could you do this when you were a teenager? Could you do this at any point in your life?

Ooh, can I field this one? I can. But also, just because I find someone attractive, it doesn't mean I want to sleep with them, either.

Can you be friends with a girl you do not find attractive? Could you do this when you were a teenager? Could you do this at any point in your life?

no, because men are only interested in women they want to have sex with. We could do it when we were younger, until we discovered sex.

Oh, right. Stoicism all the way, then.

(But seriously - how strange that I find that attitude more common in females. What gives? Maybe they have willies and aren't telling me.)

Gotta beware the surprise willie. They can put an eye out if you aren't careful.
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.

no, because men are only interested in women they want to have sex with. We could do it when we were younger, until we discovered sex.

For real?

no, because men are only interested in women they want to have sex with. We could do it when we were younger, until we discovered sex.

:rolleyes:

For real?

Maybe for him...

Gotta beware the surprise willie. They can put an eye out if you aren't careful.

I'll never think the same about pirates and other people with eye patches again. :(

Gotta beware the surprise willie. They can put an eye out if you aren't careful. <snip>

O.O

You sir, just ruined my week.

Why do guys only want me for my body? Why can't they just love me for my personality?

I'll never think the same about pirates and other people with eye patches again. :(
muahahahaha
O.O

You sir, just ruined my week.

my job here is done.

Can you be friends with a girl you do not find attractive? Could you do this when you were a teenager? Could you do this at any point in your life?

My best mate is a guy. Never gotten romantic, and never will. Except he's not very helpful in this department.

I know many guys who actually do just want to be friends. I'm talking the sort that one week are ready to marry you. When you still don't give it up, it's "friendship".

Why do my guy friends feel a great need to describe in detail, their sexual exploits?

And what is with guys and threesomes? I don't understand...

And what is with guys and threesomes? I don't understand...

Ug. Me like girl. Ug. Urrrr. Two girls? UG UG UG UG UG. Me blow own mind with fantasy. UG. Go sleep.

My best mate is a guy. Never gotten romantic, and never will. Except he's not very helpful in this department.

I know many guys who actually do just want to be friends. I'm talking the sort that one week are ready to marry you. When you still don't give it up, it's "friendship".

Why do my guy friends feel a great need to describe in detail, their sexual exploits?The ones I bother to describe are hysterical. Mishaps are the spice of life. If you care to read the type I'm taking about, I suggest this:
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

And what is with guys and threesomes? I don't understand...http://www.oceleb.com/img/keira-knightley/keira-knightley.jpg
plus
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-10/13/xin_271003131021181216736.jpg

What more do I need to say?

yes, kinda kidding

Ug. Me like girl. Ug. Urrrr. Two girls? UG UG UG UG UG. Me blow own mind with fantasy. UG. Go sleep. But dude you only got one shot. So what are you going to do with the other girl?

What is it with guys and the, "I really respect you, now let's just be friends." line. It seems to occur once they work out I am NOT going to sleep with them on the first date.

And why can't you admit your feelings? I am NOT a mindreader!

For your information, any girl who wants to jump in bed with me on the first date worries me. I honestly respect ladies just as much as I respect men, as fellow human beings.

~ Brasewarren

But dude you only got one shot. So what are you going to do with the other girl?

I'm already asleep. This problem will remedy itself in the morning.

For real?

you are under the impression that anything I've said in this thread is for real?

Why do guys only want me for my body? Why can't they just love me for my personality?

Maybe you have a bad personality?

(kidding :p)

Why do guys only want me for my body? Why can't they just love me for my personality?

Not true, personality counts a lot. However, lets think in the context of first-encounters and physics...personality is carried by sound, right? Voiced opinions, ideas, conversations and so forth. Light travels faster than sound, so the many neanderthal-like fellows akin to the one described all too succinctly by Desperate Measures (above) focus and zoom in on that like the primitive hunters they are.

This, however, flips both ways I think. Try being in the living room with your housemates (2 guys, 3 girls) whilst watching any movie in which any well-toned man gets his shirt off... the catty growls of approval were most...disturbing! ;)

And, just as Arthais101 said, lets keep this light, and not look for divine answers to all of our problems!

Oh come on. We all know that guys are genetically incapable of ever even having, let alone showing their emotions. Same as girls are genetically required to cry at a pin drop and be over-the-top emotional at all times.

Pfft...

"Ask a..." threads have been done to death already and were banned on here two years ago. Sorry. :p

Two years? Really? Wow, I still remember that. Time sure flies.

Oh come on. We all know that guys are genetically incapable of ever even having, let alone showing their emotions. Same as girls are genetically required to cry at a pin drop and be over-the-top emotional at all times.

:( I can be happy, angry and suprised. Besides I'm much happier with that than the latter.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid threads.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid threads.

But what is a thread without its posts?

But what is a thread without its posts?

A very small piece of string?

Ok. Secrets of life.

Men have feelings, it's against hte rules to show them. You must pretend you are feelingless. This si why guys will get angry if someone fucks around with them.

Females don't actually have feelings, they have to pretend, it's the rules. This is why they are more than happy to fuck you around. To be your friend, then turn on you so fast, they don't care about feelings because a: They don't have any, and B: you're not supposed to have any.



Also, as for the liking the body, not the personality. I work on a 5 star system. Unless you look like a horse (Or our prime minister) personality (Coupled with intelligence) (Or just alcohol) can get you all the way to potential partner.

What is it with guys and the, "I really respect you, now let's just be friends." line. It seems to occur once they work out I am NOT going to sleep with them on the first date.

And why can't you admit your feelings? I am NOT a mindreader!
Women are much worse for doing this.

Can you be friends with a girl you do not find attractive? Could you do this when you were a teenager? Could you do this at any point in your life?
Yes, to all three.

Why do guys only want me for my body? Why can't they just love me for my personality?
Not enough information. Do you dress to show off your body? Ever? That may determine the types of guys that are attracted to you.

I know many guys who actually do just want to be friends. I'm talking the sort that one week are ready to marry you.
Hold on! What are you talking about here? Marriage should be preceded by a romantic relationship.

Why do my guy friends feel a great need to describe in detail, their sexual exploits?
Women do this too, but usually only to other females. Men are cultured to be more public about it.

And what is with guys and threesomes? I don't understand...
Neither do I.

Two years? Really? Wow, I still remember that. Time sure flies.
He lies!