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I hate Christmas Carols. A lot. There are very few that do not make me want to punch myself in the groin. Oddly enough, Little Drummer Boy is the one that doesn't aggravate me as much as one would think.

What do you think of Christmas Carols? What can be done to put them to rest?

I hate Christmas Carols. A lot. There are very few that do not make me want to punch myself in the groin. Oddly enough, Little Drummer Boy is the one that doesn't aggravate me as much as one would think.

What do you think of Christmas Carols? What can be done to put them to rest?
To pervert/modify them to my liking, as I am wont to do with nearly every other custom and social convenience.
:)
Ya know, kinda like what the "christians" did to varying other cultures in the world with their graven idol insinuations. More humourous, though. Usually.

OMFG. Those things start off in November and by the time you actually get to Christmas they make you want to go on a massive killing spree... My recomendation on how to improve Christmas carols are as follows:

1. At least wait until December or better yet a week before Christmas before playing the bloody things in a loop.

2. Don't play the f***ing songs in the mall washrooms. the least thing anyone wants to hear while battling a case of food court taco diarhea is Jingle bells Jingle bells...

3. Don't play the same ones year after year after year etc. Find one of those celebrity ones that they make every, I dunno, YEAR... that atleast changes it up a bit. Sure the classics are great but don't overdo it...

4. Lighten up... go home, open your "legal" downloaders and find some good ol' holiday parody carols like "ho ho f***ing ho", and stuff like that to bring the funny satirical side of Christmas out.

5. If all else fails... ask for earmuffs (those really good airport grade ones) for Christmas. All hoping you get 'em you'll never have to experience horrible Christmas carols ever again...

:D

Merry Christmas
The Democratic Republic of TankTor
http://www.stonehousecollection.com/images/seo/humorous_christmas_card.jpg

Christmas Eve Bump.

I wonder if it's okay if I post "Rudolph the Pothead Reindeer"...

:p

We wrote Christ-math carols for my AP Calculus class. I wrote on called Pi-bells:

3 . 1
4 1 5
9 2 6 5 3
5 8 9
7 9 3
2 3 8 4 6

2 6 4
3 3 8
3 2 7 9 5
0 2 8
8 4 1
9 7 1 6 9

3 9 9 3 7
5 1 0 5 8 2
2 0 9 7 4 9 4
4 5 9 2 3 0

7 8 1
6 4 0
6 2 8 6 2
0 8 9
9 8 6
2 8 0 3 4

8 2 5
3 4 2
1 1 7 0 6
6 7 9
8 2 1
4 8 0 8 6

They irritate me.

A lot.

They irritate me.

A lot.

There are a few that don't irritate me.

The ones tat do irritate me get parodied. :D

Such as, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" becoming "Rudolph the Pothead Reindeer" :)

There are a few that don't irritate me.

The ones tat do irritate me get parodied. :D

Such as, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" becoming "Rudolph the Pothead Reindeer" :)

I find that they're beyond satire.

I couldn't even laugh at the twit with the violin outside of work today apparently attempting to do a mournful "jingle bells" for several hours on end. Well, okay, I laughed a little at the reactions of people. But that's beside the point. :p

In any case, Rudoplh having a red nose is ripe for all sorts of alcoholic jokes, but i'm not sure where the pothead satire comes into it.

I find that they're beyond satire.

I couldn't even laugh at the twit with the violin outside of work today apparently attempting to do a mournful "jingle bells" for several hours on end. Well, okay, I laughed a little at the reactions of people. But that's beside the point. :p

In any case, Rudoplh having a red nose is ripe for all sorts of alcoholic jokes, but i'm not sure where the pothead satire comes into it.

I was bored, okay? That's where the pothead satire comes into it. :p

What do you think of Christmas Carols? What can be done to put them to rest?

What you do,is you place a voice-activated shotgun through the letterbox.Whenever carol singers release their dulcet tones,they are subsequently annihlated by the shotgun.Unfortunately,there's some collateral damage with the newspaper boy,the milkman,the postman,and wellwishing neighbours,but it's all worth it.

OMFG. Those things start off in November and by the time you actually get to Christmas they make you want to go on a massive killing spree... My recomendation on how to improve Christmas carols are as follows:

1. At least wait until December or better yet a week before Christmas before playing the bloody things in a loop.

2. Don't play the f***ing songs in the mall washrooms. the least thing anyone wants to hear while battling a case of food court taco diarhea is Jingle bells Jingle bells...

3. Don't play the same ones year after year after year etc. Find one of those celebrity ones that they make every, I dunno, YEAR... that atleast changes it up a bit. Sure the classics are great but don't overdo it...

4. Lighten up... go home, open your "legal" downloaders and find some good ol' holiday parody carols like "ho ho f***ing ho", and stuff like that to bring the funny satirical side of Christmas out.

5. If all else fails... ask for earmuffs (those really good airport grade ones) for Christmas. All hoping you get 'em you'll never have to experience horrible Christmas carols ever again...

:D

Merry Christmas
The Democratic Republic of TankTor
http://www.stonehousecollection.com/images/seo/humorous_christmas_card.jpg
lol. prolly one of the very very few good first posts.

i hate christmas carols i hate them so much i wish i could shoot them:sniper:
this 7 year old kid turned up at my doorstep and forget the worlds to jingle bells!!!!!!! it was freaking hillarious:D

i hate christmas carols i hate them so much i wish i could shoot them:sniper:
this 7 year old kid turned up at my doorstep and forget the worlds to jingle bells!!!!!!! it was freaking hillarious:D

um... i don't speak n00b.

i hate christmas carols i hate them so much i wish i could shoot them:sniper:
this 7 year old kid turned up at my doorstep and forget the worlds to jingle bells!!!!!!! it was freaking hillarious:D

Ok.Now go back to school to learn some English.

Ok.Now go back to school to learn some English.

i think he's still in school, failing 1st grade over and over again.

i think he's still in school, failing 1st grade over and over again.

Agreed.I'm still laughing at him.I think I wet myself a little.

Agreed.I'm still laughing at him.I think I wet myself a little.

We're all staring at you. Are you uncomfortable yet? Wetter.