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How would you go about conquering the world.

Come on, I know you've thought about. Tell me how would you do it?

How would you go about conquering the world.

Come on, I know you've thought about. Tell me how would you do it?

Dictatorially?

Using my god powers.

Which actually means having high tech space-to-ground orbiting death lasers, etc.

Then just terrorize and target.

if I told YOU then YOU could stop ME from DOING it! DUH!:rolleyes:

How would you go about conquering the world.

Come on, I know you've thought about. Tell me how would you do it?

Blow 99.99% of it up. Then go onto the last 0.01% with a tank. A really big and powerful tank.

One heart at a time.

Whoso reciteth, in the privacy of his chamber, the verses revealed by God, the scattering angels of the Almighty shall scatter abroad the fragrance of the words uttered by his mouth, and shall cause the heart of every righteous man to throb.

(Baha'u'llah, Gleanings from the Writings of Baha'u'llah, p. 295)

Enslave the world's mind with free high-speed internet for all.

Well, I'd start off by shoving Cyanide gas, ebolavirus zaire, and ricin down everybody's throats.

How would you go about conquering the world.

Come on, I know you've thought about. Tell me how would you do it?

There's no full-blown plan yet, but I guess it would be important to get rid of any sources of kryptonite first.

Well, I'd start off by shoving Cyanide gas, ebolavirus zaire, and ricin down everybody's throats.

And then what would you do? Who would you play with, talk to, be happy with, be angry at. Sounds boring to me.

I would take over Myspace... and thus the world



MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:D

how would i take over the world?

basically:

wait for the next major pandemic
wait for chaos to ensue
wait for governments to collapse
wait as people try and take over
wait till all are sick of the mess
fix the mess in a small area and then another
wait for the people to ask me to lead

How detailed are you willing to get, though?

One heart at a time.

Whoso reciteth, in the privacy of his chamber, the verses revealed by God, the scattering angels of the Almighty shall scatter abroad the fragrance of the words uttered by his mouth, and shall cause the heart of every righteous man to throb.

(Baha'u'llah, Gleanings from the Writings of Baha'u'llah, p. 295)

Ah, the Baha'i faith. It's been ages since you guys came to mind. They were soooo close to being my perfect religion. Alas.

But as to conquering the world, I'm with the Baha'i guy. Hearts and minds, baby. If they love you, you won't need to sit on a throne of bayonets.

Brainwash them! Mwahahah!111 :eek:

Ah, the Baha'i faith. It's been ages since you guys came to mind. They were soooo close to being my perfect religion. Alas.

But as to conquering the world, I'm with the Baha'i guy. Hearts and minds, baby. If they love you, you won't need to sit on a throne of bayonets.

Not perfect, but close?

How would you go about conquering the world?

I would conquer the world with my penis. I'm not implying that this is feasible - just that's how I would go about it.

Not perfect, but close?

Quite so. I still have differences with the faith on the subject of alcohol, sex, gender and politics; otherwise the odds are I would be a convert as we speak.

Quite so. I still have differences with the faith on the subject of alcohol, sex, gender and politics; otherwise the odds are I would be a convert as we speak.

You know it took me some years and a nearly destroyed liver, a destroyed relationship etc before I could reconcile my differences. Perhaps someday you will too. If not that is your choice.

I'd build a settlement on the moon and aim a nuclear weapon at Earth. I'd give it about thirty days in which those who pledged loyalty to me could come join me. I'd protect my settlement with robots and trained cocker spaniels.

You know it took me some years and a nearly destroyed liver, a destroyed relationship etc before I could reconcile my differences. Perhaps someday you will too. If not that is your choice.

I am in no danger of sucumbbing to the negative effects of alcohol (all in moderation is a personal motto), and it harms no one around me, yet the Baha'i faith would demand I give it up. I can't accept proscriptions on my behavior that don't make sense to me. I guess I'm staunchly Liberal like that. Still, it works for millions, so more power to you.

Hmm, well I do have aboput 18+ frost Resistance- a good 11+ Shadow Resistance, and a wopping 21+ flame Resistance...... but dammit, all the people I kill only have like 3-6 copper..and some shitty cloth...

I am in no danger of sucumbbing to the negative effects of alcohol (all in moderation is a personal motto), and it harms no one around me, yet the Baha'i faith would demand I give it up. I can't accept proscriptions on my behavior that don't make sense to me. I guess I'm staunchly Liberal like that. Still, it works for millions, so more power to you.

Happy to hear that you have no struggle with alcohol.

1.Start a cult worshipping myself as a representative of the almighty lord, who alone can interpret his will.
2.Using this cult gain control of important places in the governments of the world.
3.Gain the loyalty of the leaders of the most powerful countries in the world.
4.Wrest control of all the nuclear weapons in the world.
5.Make all the armies of the major nations in the world pledge loyalty to me.
6.Start violent conflicts around the world by funding radical groups.
7.Rid myself of all people not loyal to me in the conflicts.
8.Murder the leaders of resistance groups.
9.Manage to gain the loyalty of the people.
10.Overthrow the government and establish theocracies that are under my direct control
11. Wage war to gain the remaining nations of the world.
12.Destroy the last of the resistance worldwide.
13.Claim title of the ruler of the world.
14.Create a dynasty to rule the world forever.