Questions for a Pastafarian
Greetings. I am here to answer you're questions about the great religion of the flying spaghetti monster, known as pastafarianism.
Blame Darknovae.
go on, ask the questions
Ginnoria
24-12-2006, 04:49
I bit off the FSM's noodly appendage and ate it with some spaghetti sauce. Will I go to hell?
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:50
Greetings. I am here to answer you're questions about the great religion of the flying spaghetti monster, known as pastafarianism.
Blame Darknovae.
go on, ask the questions
I see I inspired yet another thread. :p
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:51
I bit off the FSM's noodly appendage and ate it with some spaghetti sauce. Will I go to hell?
42.
In all seriousness, yes. :p
I bit off the FSM's noodly appendage and ate it with some spaghetti sauce. Will I go to hell?
You won't, provided you dress up as a pirate to help stop global warming.
No, you don't have to do anything other than dress up as a pirate. That alone helps stop global warming.
Buristan
24-12-2006, 04:52
I see I inspired yet another thread. :p
I think actually this all started with my Questions for a Christian thread, which a bunch of flamers got angry over so now they are making a bunch of these in order to get my thread banned. Real gentlemen, you guys are.
Fleckenstein
24-12-2006, 04:52
I see I inspired yet another thread. :p
Forum Rule #5482: If blaming Ruffy fails, blame Darknovae.
Ginnoria
24-12-2006, 04:52
42.
In all seriousness, yes. :p
What is hell like for Pastafarians? Are there still strippers and beer, or not? Maybe the beer is poison and the strippers all have herpes ...
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:52
You won't, provided you dress up as a pirate to help stop global warming.
No, you don't have to do anything other than dress up as a pirate. That alone helps stop global warming.
Dress up as a pirate eh?
(why am I thinking that this thread is going to be locked very soon?)
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:53
Forum Rule #5482: If blaming Ruffy fails, blame Darknovae.
To blame Ruffy, or to blame the Pancake? That is the question.... [/shakespeareparody]
:D
What is hell like for Pastafarians? Are there still strippers and beer, or not? Maybe the beer is poison and the strippers all have herpes ...
Hell is like heaven, except instead of rock music, they play rap.
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:56
Hell is like heaven, except instead of rock music, they play rap.
:eek:
Hey, 2501st post! WHOOT WOO!
Fleckenstein
24-12-2006, 04:57
:eek:
Hey, 2501st post! WHOOT WOO!
hey, no +1-ing!
+1
:eek:
Hey, 2501st post! WHOOT WOO!
Heaven has endless amounts of things you find hot. Or fun. Or delicious. Basically if you enjoy it, it's in heaven, except for rap music.
you do NOT want to see the furry heaven man...
New Xero Seven
24-12-2006, 05:16
What is your opinion on macaroni and cheese?
Kroisistan
24-12-2006, 06:04
As Bishop of this particular Dioscese of the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I bless this thread. Ramen.
Daverana
24-12-2006, 06:19
The FSM isn't into "Thou Shalt Not", it's more like "I'd Rather You Didn't". As such, Hell isn't the place of firey torment people make it out to be. In fact, it's in Norway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway), so you may need a coat.
Yaltabaoth
24-12-2006, 07:21
I think actually this all started with my Questions for a Christian thread, which a bunch of flamers got angry over so now they are making a bunch of these in order to get my thread banned. Real gentlemen, you guys are.
or maybe pastafarianism is just a good thread for some absurd humour and non-sequitors
chill, winston! don't take it so personally
Maybe the beer is poison and the strippers all have herpes ...
which is different to earth how?
Mentholyptus
24-12-2006, 08:44
I think actually this all started with my Questions for a Christian thread, which a bunch of flamers got angry over so now they are making a bunch of these in order to get my thread banned. Real gentlemen, you guys are.
Actually, these types of threads were banned a while ago, because once one person posts an "ask a..." thread, everyone seems to feel this compulsive need to start attention-whoring and make a thread to "ask a (insert one of the groups you identify with)." It got out of hand. The mods got perturbed. Happens.
That said, I personally refer those of you with questions to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/sr=8-2/qid=1166946277/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-1971871-4060963?ie=UTF8&s=books), where it explicitly laid down that FSM Hell, far from being in Norway, is kind of like FSM Heaven, except the beer sucks and "all the strippers have VD" (direct quote from Scripture). It's apparently a lot like Las Vegas.
The Brevious
24-12-2006, 09:06
Given the information provided about vestigal tails ...
is FSM's official stance on the subject that we could reengineer our bodies through our faith to develop our own noodly appendages out our posterior?
Faith/evolutionarily speaking, of course?
Markreich
24-12-2006, 14:43
If I'm cooking up campanelle in a boiling 5 quart pot for twelve minutes and it comes out al dente, should I buy I-Bonds or stock in GE?
Rejistania
24-12-2006, 14:49
Who created the FSM?