Cyborg Zombie!!!!
Drunk commies deleted
23-12-2006, 18:28
This dude had a heart attack and his heart failed. It's not pumping anymore, so he has no pulse, but he's still alive thanks to a pump implanted in his chest. He's like some weird Canadian cyborg zombie.
http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,,2-13-1443_2044623,00.html
Excellent. My plan is almost at hand.
Almighty America
23-12-2006, 20:37
Gerard Langevin, you big, pulseless, Quebecois pimp! You made the record books! :)
Ginnoria
23-12-2006, 20:42
*moans*
POSITRONIC BRAAAAAAAINS!
We must now train him in the art of ninjitsu and of theft on the high seas.
Finally, we WILL have a Cyborg Zombie Ninja Pirate.
Darknovae
23-12-2006, 22:42
How do you find this crap??? :eek:
How do you find this crap??? :eek:
I get the feeling DCD has a list of search terms he hits into google at the start of every day. And he has several weird news sites.
One of his google terms is almost assuredly "Cyborg Zombie".
Sel Appa
23-12-2006, 22:45
Awesome! :D
Oh great. Now Death's going to go crazy and start a war. Soon there'll be flying Scythes everywhere.
Oh great. Now Death's going to go crazy and start a war. Soon there'll be flying Scythes everywhere.
Actually, I hear he's into death by bad interior decorating right now.
Darknovae
23-12-2006, 22:52
Actually, I hear he's into death by bad interior decorating right now.
:confused:
The Vuhifellian States
23-12-2006, 23:29
...Of course...
I would abuse that so much...
PedroTheDonkey
23-12-2006, 23:31
Actually, I hear he's into death by bad interior decorating right now.
Ifreann is death?
Iztatepopotla
23-12-2006, 23:34
That guy is going to win so many bar bets...
Ifreann is death?
:confused:
Are you trying to insult my interior decorating skills, cos I wasn't aware I had any.
Darknovae
23-12-2006, 23:36
Ifreann is death?
I'm in an online polygamist sect with death?!
:eek:
Iztatepopotla
23-12-2006, 23:38
I'm in an online polygamist sect with death?!
:eek:
That makes it much tougher to get a Christmas present.
Darknovae
23-12-2006, 23:44
That makes it much tougher to get a Christmas present.
:(
Imperial isa
24-12-2006, 00:02
I'm in an online polygamist sect with death?!
:eek:
That makes it much tougher to get a Christmas present.
:(
oh my er
I'm in an online polygamist sect with death?!
:eek:
This is some Jerry Springer shit
Imperial isa
24-12-2006, 00:08
This is some Jerry Springer shit
as iam a part of it ,i get to hit some one with a chair sweet
This is some Jerry Springer shit
http://img23.exs.cx/img23/250/chickmaury.jpg
God bless us, every one.
Funky Beat Mk2
24-12-2006, 03:10
So what? The guy beat death?
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 03:13
At least it's not wasting my tax dollars.
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 03:20
Not that I pay any.
At least it's not wasting my tax dollars.
Not that I pay any.
Quoted for lols
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 03:22
Quoted for lols
lots of lols today...
that's what you get when you go and visit relatives.
Holy cow... Now this guy has some potential to be a super crack-special forces soldier. I mean, he can infiltrate a base, pretend to be dead, when the badguys see he has no pulse they'll just leave him alone, then he can either:
1: wait for them to turn around and perform some ninjitsu on them
2: sit up and scream "booo!!" and effectively kill anyone watching with sheer horror potential.
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 03:32
Holy cow... Now this guy has some potential to be a super crack-special forces soldier. I mean, he can infiltrate a base, pretend to be dead, when the badguys see he has no pulse they'll just leave him alone, then he can either:
1: wait for them to turn around and perform some ninjitsu on them
2: sit up and scream "booo!!" and effectively kill anyone watching with sheer horror potential.
Or he'd get shot, and I don't think having no pulse will help him then.
Or he'd get shot, and I don't think having no pulse will help him then.
I dunno. Maybe the enemy will only aim for the heart.
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 03:55
I dunno. Maybe the enemy will only aim for the heart.
I don't think it's bullet-proof...I should test it. *grabs rifle*
I don't think it's bullet-proof...I should test it. *grabs rifle*
Yeah, but I imagine it's quite small.
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 04:15
Yeah, but I imagine it's quite small.
Isn't it a thing on his heart? It'd be too difficult to replace the entire heart with something mechanical.
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:23
This is some Jerry Springer shit
:p
Outcast Jesuits
24-12-2006, 04:24
:p
Yay, you're on, Pancake! :D
Darknovae
24-12-2006, 04:35
Yay, you're on, Pancake! :D
:D
What've I missed?
PedroTheDonkey
24-12-2006, 11:18
:confused:
Are you trying to insult my interior decorating skills, cos I wasn't aware I had any.
Is it just me, or am in your signature?:fluffle: