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So there won't be a thread for each poster wanting to wish everybody a marry christmas or happy holiday or whatever, here's a thread where people can do just that without cluttering up the front page; so

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS NSGENERAL! :D
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2133/xmastreevt8.gif


Also, this thread is about presents: Namely, do you have anything you would like to give anyone of the generalites? Anything at all? Or anything you would want to wish for?

I would like to give The Beautiful Darkness a chocolate fluffle http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif :fluffle:
For Ruffy, I'd get him a new cage with a built in Cheesesteak-dispenser http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1571/xmastonguemw7.gif
Fascist D, I'd get more time to Spam, and a piece of string ;)

I'll think of more as we go, but that's a start...

Oh, and the Secret Santas from this years office party, feel free to post here!

Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.
*humps new cage*

Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.
*humps new cage*

what about the mass?

what about the mass?

Heretic!

You know I love you guys as much as a a crackhead loves his pipe and for pretty much the same reasons so I hope you have a great christmas and all that stuff...

I'm getting socks for christmas. I like socks. I never seem to have any.

Trilby63;12121719']I'm getting socks for christmas. I like socks. I never seem to have any.

but they will just end up in Oddieworld!

I’m getting lots of army things because my parents think I’m a head case:)

yay

Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.


Jesus is the reason for the season!

my cheesy button that my grandma bought me said so!

Merry Christmas! http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/mamo/weihnacht2.gif

Jesus is the reason for the season!

my cheesy button that my grandma bought me said so!

PROMISE me you'll get me that button.

I won't be getting anything for Christmas, though, so my present is the reaction I get for my next post...........................?:eek:

a very NSG christmas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lE53up2VKk

shmancy fancy text

gurrly text
DAS *censored!*
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif

ON-TOPIC: IL Ruffino, you really should lighten up on the fluffles. They're just smilies! :fluffle: :fluffle:

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/drowned/iroc-dragster.gif HOLY CRAP!

this post is a joke, and is related to christmas because your reaction to this post is my x-mas present in itself!

PROMISE me you'll get me that button.

wow. found the exact one on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-is-the-Reason-for-the-Season-Nativity-0134_W0QQitemZ300060289623QQcmdZViewItem

I guess you really can get "it" on ebay!

shmancy fancy text

gurrly text
DAS *censored!*
:confused: : :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif

ON-TOPIC: IL Ruffino, you really should lighten up on the fluffles. They're just smilies! :fluffle: :fluffle:

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/drowned/iroc-dragster.gif HOLY CRAP!

this post is a joke, and is related to christmas because your reaction to this post is my x-mas present in itself!

:confused:


there you go, merry xmas

what about the mass?
What about it? :p

You should get... a huge box of handkerchiefs. *Nods*

Nice vid btw http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif
yay
Getting all you wish for this christmas?
I'd get you a hat :)
Jesus is the reason for the season!

my cheesy button that my grandma bought me said so!
:eek:
Don't believe that button! And push the red one instead!

Hmm... I'd get you a bigger TV to watch movies on ;)

wow. found the exact one on ebay

http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-is-the-Reason-for-the-Season-Nativity-0134_W0QQitemZ300060289623QQcmdZViewItem

I guess you really can get "it" on ebay!

And my heart just broke. Ebay seems to be blocked from this damn school.

And my heart just broke. Ebay seems to be blocked from this damn school.

Another present for Ruffy:
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4213/d1371bbx4.th.jpg (http://img71.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d1371bbx4.jpg)
(Click to enlarge) http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif

Another present for Ruffy:
http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/4213/d1371bbx4.th.jpg (http://img71.imageshack.us/my.php?image=d1371bbx4.jpg)

ME WANTS!

Ohh I go home in 5 minutes!

ME WANTS!

Ohh I go home in 5 minutes!

it has a buy it now price of like 99 cents LOL

cheap grandma.:p

Getting all you wish for this christmas?
I'd get you a hat :)


i already have a cool red hat. its teh coolest ever.
but another one wouldn't go amiss heh

and what i really want for xmas right now is to stay at home and not have to go to my grandma's depressing house in bloody wales (the most depressing country on earth) where all we'll hear about is her depressing tales about who's died recently and who's ill, and who's lost their jobs or committed suicide after talking to her for 5 sodding minutes, all in the city where i spent 2 years clinically depressed and miserable at the best of times (bad memories just being there)

that's what i want. to be home. and with my family. and my girlfriend.

To: Rameria

From: Your secret Santa.

I bring you the gift of a golden bikini (http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/Leiabikini.jpg) and a small dog (http://www.pawstogo.com/ProductImages/clothing/designer/Thumb_Paris%20Pink%20Butterfly%20Top%20Small%20Dog%20clothes.jpeg) :D

i'll give everyone on nsg a big hypothetical hug for xmas. individually you can just make up what you want and i'll give you it cuz it's all gunna be imaginary anyway :p:D

i are feeling muchos generous this christmas with feeling happy and stuff about finally maybe gunna see someone properly in the new year, what with them liking me me a lot and me liking them a lot back :D. big happy cheeriness fom me :D

yay

aw come on, you can do better than that! at least follw it with a pic of a big pile of coke so we can get something from this 'yay' of yours, if only a craving :p yay(sp)=coke(right?)

Oh, and the Secret Santas from this years office party, feel free to post here!

Gah, curse you, you stole my thread!


Aw, I can't stay mad at a fellow spammer :fluffle:


On that note I got TBD a photobucket album full of boobies. This kind:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q31/TBDs_Boobies/galapagos_travel_guide_068.jpg

Merry Christmas TBD :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I'll TG the address and password and all that

Gah, curse you, you stole my thread!


Aw, I can't stay mad at a fellow spammer :fluffle:

And is that not the greatest gift of them all? http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif

Ifreann, I'll get you a stuffed Emu (http://www.thisplaceisazoo.com/uploaded/FA03567_LG.jpg) filled with beer (http://www.beercations.com/assets/images/hot_beer_girls.jpg). Merry Christmas ;)

*gives everyone a giraffe for Christmas and Chanukah*

Thats two Giraffes for everyone, if you are counting.

*gives everyone the ability to count for Christmas only*

Sorry Chanukahers

And is that not the greatest gift of them all? http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif

Ifreann, I'll get you a stuffed Emu (http://www.thisplaceisazoo.com/uploaded/FA03567_LG.jpg) filled with beer (http://www.beercations.com/assets/images/hot_beer_girls.jpg). Merry Christmas ;)

Wooo, a beer emu!
I wub you Gravley :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Also I would like to say whatever you would like to hear me say to help you celebrate your holiday correctly, but I only know like 3 or 4 I think.

Mali Kaliki Maka (sp?)

Felize navidad

Happy Chanukah

Merry Christmas

Delightful (:confused: ) Kwanza

Yuletide Blessings

Hip Hop Skip Skop Hey Bah Boo Hobbity Bobbity romper Room

*Gives everyone giraffe food for Christmas*

Merry Christmas NSG! Also, cause I remember now randomly, happy (late) birthday Smunkee! And my secret santa person will get their present on or on the day after Christmas, no sooner! :) to all!

yay ^_^

OK, here we go:

For Ruffy: THE WHOLE INTERNET (http://www.w3schools.com/downloadwww.htm)! :eek:

For Rhaomi: A picture of me as a ninja (http://photos-911.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v55/213/67/10738879/n10738879_32538911_4538.jpg).

For Ifreann: A cute bunny (http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/1919/52/n2218320886_36368.jpg). :)

For Gravlen: Liechtenstein (http://www.fit-for-europe.info/uploads/162/liechtenstein_map.gif).

For Dubsy: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and all that.

yay ^_^

OK, here we go:

For Ruffy: THE WHOLE INTERNET (http://www.w3schools.com/downloadwww.htm)! :eek:

For Rhaomi: A picture of me as a ninja (http://photos-911.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v55/213/67/10738879/n10738879_32538911_4538.jpg).

For Ifreann: A cute bunny (http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object/1919/52/n2218320886_36368.jpg). :)

For Gravlen: Liechtenstein (http://www.fit-for-europe.info/uploads/162/liechtenstein_map.gif).

For Dubsy: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah and all that.

Ooooooh, it's sooooo cute.
*eats*

yay ^_^

OK, here we go:

For Gravlen: Liechtenstein (http://www.fit-for-europe.info/uploads/162/liechtenstein_map.gif).

You shouldn't have! :eek:

But I like it! :D

I would give Dubsy a hug, a small box of chocolates, and a clone of myself to do with as she pleased ;)

:fluffle: Dubsy! :fluffle:

Ladamesanmerci should get a new chainsaw (http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/2001-06-03/chainsaw.jpg)that never needed recharging, and thus were as friendly to the environment as possible :)

Minaris, I'd get you a vacation at the Betty Ford Center (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0a/300px-Bettyfordcentersign.jpg), for a little R&R... Relaxation and rehabilitation ;)

Merry christmas :)

Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.
*humps new cage*

Oh come on. That's gotta be a joke. Plenty of people who aren't christian celebrate Xmas.

bump

you would think such a thread would be full of porn....:(

you would think such a thread would be full of porn....:(

I got you porn for Christmas! I hid it somewhere on the internet, so you just have to google it to find it... Merry Christmas! ;)

Oh, and for NSG itself, I'd get a can of "Troll-b-gone", but seeing as how the troll-threads are the most popular ones... Maybe I should get NSG a friendly and cozy little troll (http://butikk.stempelhobby.no/images/P121.jpg) instead? :D

Okay, since I'm uncreative, everyone gets one of these:

http://www.feagz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bttf/BTTF.%20N,Side%20Doors%20shut.%20007.jpg

Okay, since I'm uncreative, everyone gets one of these:

http://www.feagz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bttf/BTTF.%20N,Side%20Doors%20shut.%20007.jpg

Sweet. I'll meet in you in 1970.

Okay, since I'm uncreative, everyone gets one of these:

http://www.feagz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bttf/BTTF.%20N,Side%20Doors%20shut.%20007.jpg
cool
Sweet. I'll meet in you in 1970.

i'm go to the time of free love

I forgot Zilam and Ladame. Extra fluffles for them :)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

Merry Christmas... to ALL!!

:fluffle: to each... just share, okay, can't use mroe than 10 smilies in a post... :(

:fluffle:

Seeing as the Office Party is now in the depths of Spam, my Secret Santa is going here:

Happy Christmas, Grainne Ni Malley!

And here is your present. In true Men in Black style, I give you... the Galaxy!

http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/small_rotmw.gif (http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/mwsculpture.html)

Larger image (http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/bigmwimage.JPG)

Okay, since I'm uncreative, everyone gets one of these:

http://www.feagz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bttf/BTTF.%20N,Side%20Doors%20shut.%20007.jpg
Oooh, cool! I like it!
Sweet. I'll meet in you in 1970.
I would have thought you'd go back in time to last years office party, and get sweet, sweet revenge of whomever took advantage of you :p
Merry Christmas... to ALL!!

:fluffle: to each... just share, okay, can't use mroe than 10 smilies in a post...
:fluffle: teh Pancake!
Seeing as the Office Party is now in the depths of Spam, my Secret Santa is going here:

Happy Christmas, Grainne Ni Malley!

And here is your present. In true Men in Black style, I give you... the Galaxy!

http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/small_rotmw.gif (http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/mwsculpture.html)

Larger image (http://crystalnebulae.co.uk/bigmwimage.JPG)

And for Grainne, I got a trampoline!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/trampoline.gif and a lick *Licks*

/me presents Morganatron with a pound of gourmet coffee.
(*Sneakily moves the gifts to this thread*)
Merry Christmas, Zilam:

I know what you said you wanted, but I can't give that. So I thought I'd get you the closest thing to it (http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/12/15/inside-phantom-chandelier.jpg)
:)

:cool: And for Zilam... I'll get him a trip to Alabama. *Nods*

Ok, Gravlen, I have an idea what you would love to have this Christmas so I'll give you a little something.

http://www.sanmiguel.com.ph/uploads/AntonovStgeorgeMixkila.gif

Perhaps you could share, maybe I'll acquire that taste for strong alcohol that you think I need. :)

Thank you :)

I fear you see me as some kind of alcoholic though. I really don't drink all that mu-VODKA!!! :eek:

*Gets drunk*

:p

And I just think you should try it -I don't think you need it ;)

For you, I'd get a victory for the Red Sox (http://www.ayeletlikeitis.com/archives/red%20sox%20fan.jpg) (bribes are fun) :D

Are we doing secret santa here? If so, for Turquoise Days I get:
http://homepage.mac.com/stephen.ramsey/climbing/triplog/200308-maude/tent_mountain.jpg

Are we doing secret santa here? If so, for Turquoise Days I get:
http://homepage.mac.com/stephen.ramsey/climbing/triplog/200308-maude/tent_mountain.jpg

Is he getting the tent, the mountain, the mountain range itself, the entire region, or what? :p

Is he getting the tent, the mountain, the mountain range itself, the entire region, or what? :p

I'll take whatever's going! Thanks Kiryu-shi, that's awesome. :)

Is he getting the tent, the mountain, the mountain range itself, the entire region, or what? :p
...
I'm going to go with...yes
*shifty eyes*
I'll take whatever's going! Thanks Kiryu-shi, that's awesome. :)

I got it in my head that you like camping from somewhere, so, if I'm wrong, you can always regift it, or return it for store credit. *nods*

To Chandelier; I got you an invitation to a masked ball... and I hope you don't mind but I kinda set you up with a blind date as well. Enjoy :)

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/131/e/4/Nightbird_by_Angel_or_Opera_Ghost.jpg

...
I'm going to go with...yes
*shifty eyes*
Ooooh, feeling generous, are we? :p

Here's my Secret Santa present for everybody's favorite Pancake:

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r157/Opticron/NS-SecretSantaWebVersion.jpg

I stole this post from the party-thread

>.>

*Flees*

Ahhh...... I <3 holidays..... :)

Oh and for Infinite Revolution.................. a lifetime supply of any alcoholic drink you want, and it's renewable :p

Thank you :)

I fear you see me as some kind of alcoholic though. I really don't drink all that mu-VODKA!!! :eek:

*Gets drunk*

:p

And I just think you should try it -I don't think you need it ;)

Well, I'm glad that you like it but I am pretty sure that you think that I am in desperate need to try some liquor. But then again maybe I have been mistaken.

Nah. :)

For you, I'd get a victory for the Red Sox (http://www.ayeletlikeitis.com/archives/red%20sox%20fan.jpg) (bribes are fun) :D

Is that kid giving the finger? :confused: :D

Oh, that's right, the secret santa thing. I..uh..deleted the telegram, so I have no idea who it was for, but since I gave a time-traveling DeLorean to everyone, let's just have that be the present and leave it at that.

...
I'm going to go with...yes
*shifty eyes*
Always the best answer.

I got it in my head that you like camping from somewhere, so, if I'm wrong, you can always regift it, or return it for store credit. *nods*
I'll keep it, of course! One can never have too many tents. *nods* Though whoever pitched that needs a good laughing at. :D

So there won't be a thread for each poster wanting to wish everybody a marry christmas or happy holiday or whatever, here's a thread where people can do just that without cluttering up the front page; so

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS NSGENERAL! :D
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2133/xmastreevt8.gif


Also, this thread is about presents: Namely, do you have anything you would like to give anyone of the generalites? Anything at all? Or anything you would want to wish for?

I would like to give The Beautiful Darkness a chocolate fluffle http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif :fluffle:
For Ruffy, I'd get him a new cage with a built in Cheesesteak-dispenser http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1571/xmastonguemw7.gif
Fascist D, I'd get more time to Spam, and a piece of string ;)

I'll think of more as we go, but that's a start...

Oh, and the Secret Santas from this years office party, feel free to post here!
Yes, a string! That'll go great with my MacGyver toothpick, paperclip, straw and chewing gum!:D
Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.
*humps new cage*
You are not my God!:p
What about it? :P

You should get... a huge box of handkerchiefs. *Nods*

Nice vid btw [IMG]http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif[IMg]

Getting all you wish for this christmas?
I'd get you a hat :-)

:eeek:
Don't believe that button! And push the red one instead!

Hmm... I'd get you a bigger TV to watch movies on ;-)

I pushed the red one once. And I've never regretted the good laugh it gave me. :)

For Gravlen: a good push down the stairs.:p

For TBD: a hug. Just seeing me should be gift enough, considering she lives in Australia, but I'd go that extra mile just for her. :p

For WC: a manslave with a wallet comparable to my own....If such a man existed. :p

For the absent Tweety: her nation back! lol And time to use it. :)

If anyone feels slighted, say so, and I'll be sure to get you a cheap insult as an even later gift. :p

So there won't be a thread for each poster wanting to wish everybody a marry christmas or happy holiday or whatever, here's a thread where people can do just that without cluttering up the front page; so

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9717/xmasbiggrinvg3.gif MERRY CHRISTMAS NSGENERAL! :D
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2133/xmastreevt8.gif


Also, this thread is about presents: Namely, do you have anything you would like to give anyone of the generalites? Anything at all? Or anything you would want to wish for?

I would like to give The Beautiful Darkness a chocolate fluffle http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/9071/xmassmileit7.gif : fluffle:
For Ruffy, I'd get him a new cage with a built in Cheesesteak-dispenser http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/1571/xmastonguemw7.gif
Fascist D, I'd get more time to Spam, and a piece of string ;-)

I'll think of more as we go, but that's a start...

Oh, and the Secret Santas from this years office party, feel free to post here!

A chocolate fluffle? :Eek: *Worships* :fluffle:

Gah, curse you, you stole my thread!


Aw, I can't stay mad at a fellow spammer : fluffle:


On that note I got TBD a photobucket album full of boobies. This kind:
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q31/TBDs_Boobies/galapagos_travel_guide_068.jpg

Merry Christmas TBD : fluffle: : fluffle: : fluffle:
I'll TG the address and password and all that

You really know the way to a girl's boobies *sleazy grin* :-p

:fluffle: Thank you muchly!

For TBD: a hug. Just seeing me should be gift enough, considering she lives in Australia, but I'd go that extra mile just for her. :-p

Aww, that would be very excellent! ^_^

Am I getting all the good gifts or what? ;)
Although I particularly like the latter ;-) :P
:fluffle:

I got everyone the most awesome present ever - a Kanabia. Everyone needs a Kanabia. :)

But for Neo Kervoskia, who was my secret-santa person, I got him a Mystery Ball as well!

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

What is a mystery ball? I don't know! Is there anything inside the mystery ball? I don't know! What is the mystery ball made out of? - you guessed it, I haven't a clue. What happens when you throw it at a kitten? It's a mystery!

And Ladamesansmerci gets an invisible pony. Of doom.

Secret Santa delivery for WYTYG!

Sorry it's a little late, but I hope you like it! ^_^

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/Wytyg%20secret%20santa/

:fluffle: :fluffle:

And yeah, I ripped off the idea of making a photobucket album... Hey, it was a good idea! >.>

I got everyone the most awesome present ever - a Kanabia. Everyone needs a Kanabia. :)

But for Neo Kervoskia, who was my secret-santa person, I got him a Mystery Ball as well!

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

What is a mystery ball? I don't know! Is there anything inside the mystery ball? I don't know! What is the mystery ball made out of? - you guessed it, I haven't a clue. What happens when you throw it at a kitten? It's a mystery!

And Ladamesansmerci gets an invisible pony. Of doom.

Oh, I feel so lucky... I could be Kylie! :eek: :rolleyes:

...The mystery ball looks like a cricket ball... o.O

Oh, I feel so lucky... I could be Kylie! :eek: :rolleyes:

LOL

...The mystery ball looks like a cricket ball... o.O

But is it really? It's a -you guessed it- mystery.

Anyway - everyone should read these simple instructions before they take posession of their Kanabias.

Occasionally, your Kanabia will get hungry and need to be fed. He can subsist on junk food (especially chocolate), cold leftovers and instant noodles for some period of time, but will occasionally require a cooked meal as he is inept at cooking wholesome things himself. Takeaway or fast food is acceptable from time to time, but isn't recommended as a staple food. The good news is that he isn't very picky with regards to what he eats. For non-alcoholic beverages, it is recommended that you pre-prepare some iced coffee. Soft drink/fizzy drink/soda (depending on regional dialect) is a staple drink.

It is recommended that you provide your Kanabia with a computer (preferably with internet access), some novels, assorted DVDs, a stereo and records, and a musical instrument for his own private entertainment. He will be able to survive with only a computer, but will be happier if you attempt to diversify his entertainment habits.

When your Kanabia starts showing signs of boredom (fidgeting/slouching in his seat, grumpiness, endlessly clicking the "refresh" button of his internet browser on NS general, or rummaging through things looking for some nondescript item are good indications), it's a good idea to surprise him with a treat. He will react most favourably to alcoholic beverages (and he'll happily share your company in the consumption of these), unhealthy foodstuffs, and music CDs. (beware, however - an inappropriate CD selection may cause him to lapse into a "music rant", which is a condition probably best remedied by ignoring him or quickly changing the subject.) Don't afraid to be creative in your treat choices, however!

Your Kanabia will be messy and unorganised, but only within the confines of his personal space, not making a mess of areas outside of his immediate territory. Accept this, and give him his own room outside of the viewpoint of visitors into the house if this concerns you. He is sensitive to changes in his habitat, so it's advised that you do not tamper with his personal space.

Also, be careful when asking your Kanabia to do work of any description. You may be fortunate enough to catch him in a cooperative mood, but more often than not, he'll spend an equal amount of time whingeing about it than it would take him to actually do the work.

However, if you're feeling disheartened at this stage, don't fret! There are of course good sides to your Kanabia as well. If you treat him well, he'll prove to be a quite a dependable, loyal, and affectionate pet. He will bathe himself regularly, is toilet trained, and doesn't emit any especially unpleasant odours in the company of others. In addition, he doesn't shed fur/feathers all over your floor. He doesn't require exercise, and is generally content to sit down and play computer games or use the internet all day if you are unable or unwilling to devote your full attention to him. He can double as a guardian of the house - allowing him to answer the door naked is usually enough to drive away most would-be salesmen or even thieves. A Kanabia is clearly superior to any conventional pet - and notably, nobody to date is known to have received an allergic reaction from one.

Whatever your needs - be they anything from political rants, to a drinking buddy, to your own personal jongleur, or simply company on rainy days - A Kanabia will most certainly be able to accommodate them.

Enjoy your Kanabia!

LOL



But is it really? It's a -you guessed it- mystery.

Anyway - everyone should read these simple instructions before they take posession of their Kanabias.

Occasionally, your Kanabia will get hungry and need to be fed. He can subsist on junk food (especially chocolate), cold leftovers and instant noodles for some period of time, but will occasionally require a cooked meal as he is inept at cooking wholesome things himself. Takeaway or fast food is acceptable from time to time, but isn't recommended as a staple food. The good news is that he isn't very picky with regards to what he eats. For non-alcoholic beverages, it is recommended that you pre-prepare some iced coffee. Soft drink/fizzy drink/soda (depending on regional dialect) is a staple drink.

It is recommended that you provide your Kanabia with a computer (preferably with internet access) some novels, assorted DVDs, a stereo and records, and a musical instrument for his own private entertainment. He will be able to survive with only a computer, but will be happier if you attempt to diversify his entertainment habits.

When your Kanabia starts showing signs of boredom (fidgeting/slouching in his seat, grumpiness, endlessly clicking the "refresh" button of his internet browser on NS general, or rummaging through things looking for some nondescript item are good indications), it's a good idea to surprise him with a treat. He will react most favourably to alcoholic beverages (and he'll happily share your company in the consumption of these), unhealthy foodstuffs, and music CDs. (beware, however - an inappropriate CD selection may cause him to lapse into a "music rant", which is a condition probably best remedied by ignoring him or quickly changing the subject.) Don't afraid to be creative in your treat choices, however!

Your Kanabia will be messy and unorganised, but only within the confines of his personal space, not making a mess of areas outside of his immediate territory. Accept this, and give him his own room outside of the viewpoint of visitors into the house if this concerns you. He is sensitive to changes in his habitat, so it's advised that you do not tamper with his personal space.

Also, be careful when asking your Kanabia to do work of any description. You may be fortunate enough to catch him in a cooperative mood, but more often than not, he'll spend an equal amount of time whingeing about it than it would take him to actually do the work.

However, if you're feeling disheartened at this stage, don't fret! There are of course good sides to your Kanabia as well. If you treat him well, he'll prove to be a quite a dependable, loyal, and affectionate pet. He will bathe himself regularly, is toilet trained, and doesn't emit any especially unpleasant odours in the company of others. In addition, he doesn't shed fur/feathers all over your floor. He doesn't require exercise, and is generally content to sit down and play computer games or use the internet all day if you are unable or unwilling to devote your full attention to him. He can double as a guardian of the house - allowing him to answer the door naked is usually enough to drive away most would-be salesmen or even theives. A Kanabia is clearly superior to any conventional pet - and notably, nobody to date is known to have received an allergic reaction from one.

Whatever your needs - be they anything from political rants, to a drinking buddy, to your own personal jongleur, or simply company on rainy days - A Kanabia will most certainly be able to accommodate them.

Enjoy your Kanabia!

LOL! Err, can I return it for store credit? ;) :p

LOL! Err, can I return it for store credit? ;) :p

Why on earth would you want to do that? :(

Why on earth would you want to do that? :(

Um... I only wanted to know if it was a possibility [/angel smilie];)

:fluffle:

Um... I only wanted to know if it was a possibility [/angel smilie];)

:fluffle:

Your Kanabia is priceless. No material good could possibly make up for his value.

;)

LOL



But is it really? It's a -you guessed it- mystery.

Anyway - everyone should read these simple instructions before they take posession of their Kanabias.

Occasionally, your Kanabia will get hungry and need to be fed. He can subsist on junk food (especially chocolate), cold leftovers and instant noodles for some period of time, but will occasionally require a cooked meal as he is inept at cooking wholesome things himself. Takeaway or fast food is acceptable from time to time, but isn't recommended as a staple food. The good news is that he isn't very picky with regards to what he eats. For non-alcoholic beverages, it is recommended that you pre-prepare some iced coffee. Soft drink/fizzy drink/soda (depending on regional dialect) is a staple drink.

It is recommended that you provide your Kanabia with a computer (preferably with internet access), some novels, assorted DVDs, a stereo and records, and a musical instrument for his own private entertainment. He will be able to survive with only a computer, but will be happier if you attempt to diversify his entertainment habits.

When your Kanabia starts showing signs of boredom (fidgeting/slouching in his seat, grumpiness, endlessly clicking the "refresh" button of his internet browser on NS general, or rummaging through things looking for some nondescript item are good indications), it's a good idea to surprise him with a treat. He will react most favourably to alcoholic beverages (and he'll happily share your company in the consumption of these), unhealthy foodstuffs, and music CDs. (beware, however - an inappropriate CD selection may cause him to lapse into a "music rant", which is a condition probably best remedied by ignoring him or quickly changing the subject.) Don't afraid to be creative in your treat choices, however!

Your Kanabia will be messy and unorganised, but only within the confines of his personal space, not making a mess of areas outside of his immediate territory. Accept this, and give him his own room outside of the viewpoint of visitors into the house if this concerns you. He is sensitive to changes in his habitat, so it's advised that you do not tamper with his personal space.

Also, be careful when asking your Kanabia to do work of any description. You may be fortunate enough to catch him in a cooperative mood, but more often than not, he'll spend an equal amount of time whingeing about it than it would take him to actually do the work.

However, if you're feeling disheartened at this stage, don't fret! There are of course good sides to your Kanabia as well. If you treat him well, he'll prove to be a quite a dependable, loyal, and affectionate pet. He will bathe himself regularly, is toilet trained, and doesn't emit any especially unpleasant odours in the company of others. In addition, he doesn't shed fur/feathers all over your floor. He doesn't require exercise, and is generally content to sit down and play computer games or use the internet all day if you are unable or unwilling to devote your full attention to him. He can double as a guardian of the house - allowing him to answer the door naked is usually enough to drive away most would-be salesmen or even thieves. A Kanabia is clearly superior to any conventional pet - and notably, nobody to date is known to have received an allergic reaction from one.

Whatever your needs - be they anything from political rants, to a drinking buddy, to your own personal jongleur, or simply company on rainy days - A Kanabia will most certainly be able to accommodate them.

Enjoy your Kanabia!I don't want a Kanabia.
I want to be a Kanabia.

I don't want a Kanabia.
I want to be a Kanabia.

Awww...as delightful a sentiment as that is, i'm afraid it's out of my gift-giving power. With patience and persistance (and, i'm guessing, more than a little cosmetic surgery), you might attain this goal one day, though. The good news is that it proves to be a reward in its own right. :)

<snip>

Does the Kanabia manual include free insurance for soaked/damaged keyboards? BECAUSE IT SHOULD DAMMIT! :D

Does the Kanabia manual include free insurance for soaked/damaged keyboards? BECAUSE IT SHOULD DAMMIT! :D

I...haven't had any problems in the past, I must say...

Your Kanabia is priceless. No material good could possibly make up for his value.

;)
Priceless or, uh, worthless?

Priceless or, uh, worthless?

Priceless, of course!

I hope.

Your Kanabia is priceless. No material good could possibly make up for his value.

;)

Oh, I seeeee. :p :fluffle:

Your Kanabia is priceless. No material good could possibly make up for his value.

;)

Ebay begs to differ :D

Oh, I seeeee. :p :fluffle:
Oh, okay. :fluffle:
Ebay begs to differ :D

But i'm not on ebay and never will be...for all intents and purposes, I am priceless. So there.

But i'm not on ebay and never will be...for all intents and purposes, I am priceless. So there.

*Plots* We could soon change that... Now that I own my own Kanabia. ;) :p

*Plots* We could soon change that... Now that I own my own Kanabia. ;) :p

You would trust ebay with a priceless item? What if you don't get your money?

You would trust ebay with a priceless item? What if you don't get your money?

It was a gift, in that sense I wouldn't lose anything I began with.:)

Christmas isn't about gifts, it's about Christ.
*humps new cage*

Yeah right.

Secret Santa delivery for WYTYG!

Sorry it's a little late, but I hope you like it! ^_^

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/Wytyg%20secret%20santa/

:fluffle: :fluffle:

And yeah, I ripped off the idea of making a photobucket album... Hey, it was a good idea! >.>

:eek:
Hell, if she doesn't like it - I DO!

*cough*
And I would be willing to take it off her hands... You know, be helpful and all. No charge of course, what with it being Christmas after all :D

*Tries to hide drooling*

Yes, a string! That'll go great with my MacGyver toothpick, paperclip, straw and chewing gum!:D
Oh god no, he can make a nuke now! Duck and cover!
You really know the way to a girl's boobies *sleazy grin* :-p
*nods* Google images ;)
And yeah, I ripped off the idea of making a photobucket album... Hey, it was a good idea! >.>

I R Win!

Jesus is the reason for the season!

my cheesy button that my grandma bought me said so!

I told a girl sporting one of those on her locker that the reason for the season was the orbiting of the earth around the sun. She didn't go for it.

so im now awake in the last day of 2006
tonight im going to party at my home with the wife and some friend's

:eek:
Hell, if she doesn't like it - I DO!

*cough*
And I would be willing to take it off her hands... You know, be helpful and all. No charge of course, what with it being Christmas after all :D

*Tries to hide drooling*

Oh how kind. We'll have to be sure that WYTYG is made aware of that. :p

*nods* Google images ;)

I R Win!

And Google God of the minute. :p

so im now awake in the last day of 2006
tonight im going to party at my home with the wife and some friend's

Woot, sounds nice. ^_^

How are things going with you and Mrs. ISA?

I got everyone the most awesome present ever - a Kanabia. Everyone needs a Kanabia. :)

Hoo! It's almost what I've always wanted :D

But for Neo Kervoskia, who was my secret-santa person, I got him a Mystery Ball as well!

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

What is a mystery ball? I don't know! Is there anything inside the mystery ball? I don't know! What is the mystery ball made out of? - you guessed it, I haven't a clue. What happens when you throw it at a kitten? It's a mystery!
Cool :D

...

Didn't someone win a mystery ball for sexiest poster or something? Surely someone knows - or at least has a clue - about how to unravel the Mystery?

And Ladamesansmerci gets an invisible pony. Of doom.
Should go nicely with her spatula. Of doom. :)
Oh god no, he can make a nuke now! Duck and cover!
I know :D MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

*Plots evil plans merrily*
so im now awake in the last day of 2006
tonight im going to party at my home with the wife and some friend's
Mmm... 2007 soon, I hope and think that it'll be a better year than 2006! :)
Oh how kind. We'll have to be sure that WYTYG is made aware of that. :p
Ah, the sacrifices I'm willing to make ;) :p

TBD: we going fine,we did have one big fight but we made up

Gravlen: if we up go up first you know your next:p
an i too hope it's better then 2006

oh still waiting for the Army to get back to me

Ah, the sacrifices I'm willing to make ;) :p

Oh I know~ :rolleyes: :p

TBD: we going fine,we did have one big fight but we made up
oh still waiting for the Army to get back to me

Good to hear, congrats and good luck with her and the army. :)

:fluffle:

For all of General, I give actual pics of myself, courtesy of a brand-new digital camera.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1167523608
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0012.jpg?t=1167523643

Oh I know~ :rolleyes: :p
Good to hear, congrats and good luck with her and the army. :)

:fluffle:

you all way know thing's

thank you but as we both say time will tell
:fluffle:

For all of General, I give actual pics of myself, courtesy of a brand-new digital camera.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0008.jpg?t=1167523608
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/Potatish/2006_1229test0012.jpg?t=1167523643

nice DC did you get blinded by the flash

To all of you guys, and to NS General
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy110.gif

http://www.sabborat.com/vb/images/smilies/fireworks.gif:fluffle: HAPPY NEW YEAR! :fluffle: http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/fireworks/rockets.gif

And not only that, but this is my post no.
:D 10.000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXRBj-OgEM) :D

And I'm no longer merely an Elite Jolt Forum User.

I wish you all the best for the year of 2007 - have lots of fun y'all :)

Free fluffles and hugs for all! :fluffle:



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*parties*

To all of you guys, and to NS General
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy110.gif

http://www.sabborat.com/vb/images/smilies/fireworks.gif:fluffle: HAPPY NEW YEAR! :fluffle: http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/fireworks/rockets.gif

And not only that, but this is my post no.
:D 10.000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXRBj-OgEM) :D

And I'm no longer merely an Elite Jolt Forum User.

I wish you all the best for the year of 2007 - have lots of fun y'all :)

Free fluffles and hugs for all! :fluffle:


I like this :)

Happy new year.

To all of you guys, and to NS General
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy110.gif

http://www.sabborat.com/vb/images/smilies/fireworks.gif:fluffle: HAPPY NEW YEAR! :fluffle: http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/fireworks/rockets.gif

And not only that, but this is my post no.
:D 10.000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXRBj-OgEM) :-D

And I'm no longer merely an Elite Jolt Forum User.

I wish you all the best for the year of 2007 - have lots of fun y'all :-)

Free fluffles and hugs for all! : fluffle:



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That's a very nice 10,000 post. Congrats. :fluffle:

Happy New Year to everyone! :D :fluffle:

That's a very nice 10,000 post. Congrats. :fluffle:

Happy New Year to everyone! :D :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Worm.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Hoo! It's almost what I've always wanted :D

Almost? ;)

Cool :D

...

Didn't someone win a mystery ball for sexiest poster or something? Surely someone knows - or at least has a clue - about how to unravel the Mystery?

Good memory. Yes indeedy, I did give one out for something or other a long time ago. And good question. Does anyone know how to unravel the mystery? Coincidentally, that too is a mystery. :p

Almost? ;)



Good memory. Yes indeedy, I did give one out for something or other a long time ago. And good question. Does anyone know how to unravel the mystery? Coincidentally, that too is a mystery. :p

:rolleyes: :p

so we lived through all that

Secret Santa delivery for WYTYG!

Sorry it's a little late, but I hope you like it! ^_^

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/Wytyg%20secret%20santa/

:fluffle: :fluffle:
:eek: A whole album of gifts for me! Awwww. Thank you! :) :fluffle:

*pats doggies and munches chocolate*


Hell, if she doesn't like it - I DO!

*cough*
And I would be willing to take it off her hands... You know, be helpful and all. No charge of course, what with it being Christmas after all :D

*Tries to hide drooling*
:eek: Hands off my chocolate!

You may pat the doggies, though. But only once! *glowers*

Oh how kind. We'll have to be sure that WYTYG is made aware of that. She expected nothing less of Ol' "Grabby Hands" Gravlen. :p

I got everyone the most awesome present ever - a Kanabia. Everyone needs a Kanabia. ORLY? :p *pats her very own Kanabia*

- snip -

Last edited by Kanabia : 30-12-2006 at 2:28 PM. Reason: One accidental typo. Your Kanabia also strives to be impeccable in this regard. He better, or he'll get a swat with the rolled-up newspaper again.

I don't want a Kanabia.
I want to be a Kanabia. Hehe, so true. *starts slouching and whingeing* ;)

That's a very nice 10,000 post. Congrats. :Fluffle:

Happy New Year to everyone! :-D :fluffle:
Thank you ;) :fluffle: :fluffle:

Almost? ;)
You noticed that huh? Well, almost. You know, sorta...
I think Weird Al (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBrSyYh5VvM) said it best...
(Ignore the video, listen to the song!) :p

Good memory. Yes indeedy, I did give one out for something or other a long time ago. And good question. Does anyone know how to unravel the mystery? Coincidentally, that too is a mystery. :p

0.o

Ooooooooh! I like a good mystery.


:eek: Hands off my chocolate!
*Munches*
Hmm? Mmmfhmfhm. Mmmuphl mmmumph.

*Swallows*

Sorry about that - I shan't do it again.

You may pat the doggies, though. But only once! *glowers*
*Pats the doggies*

She expected nothing less of Ol' "Grabby Hands" Gravlen. :P
"Grabby hands", eh? I can live with that ;)

*Grabs... something* :p

Happy New Year to you too!

She expected nothing less of Ol' "Grabby Hands" Gravlen. :p .

Hehe, so true. *starts slouching and whingeing* ;)

LOL :D

"Grabby hands", eh? I can live with that ;)

*Grabs... something* :p

Happy New Year to you too!

:eek: :p :fluffle:

To all of you guys, and to NS General
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy110.gif

http://www.sabborat.com/vb/images/smilies/fireworks.gif:fluffle: HAPPY NEW YEAR! :fluffle: http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/misc/fireworks/rockets.gif

And not only that, but this is my post no.
:D 10.000! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acXRBj-OgEM) :D

And I'm no longer merely an Elite Jolt Forum User.

I wish you all the best for the year of 2007 - have lots of fun y'all :)

Free fluffles and hugs for all! :fluffle:



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Best 10,000th post evar.

I wish I had my old account so people would recognize me sort of.

The gifts I might have gotten here would have been better than what I got IRL. 'Less someone wants some toothpaste.

:eek: :p :fluffle:
That's just the way I roll :cool:

*Grabs* ;) :fluffle:

Best 10,000th post evar.
Thank you - and perfectly timed to coincide with New Years :D






*Grabs*

"Grabby hands", eh? I can live with that ;) I knew you could. ;)

*Grabs... something* :p:eek: :p

Happy New Year to you too! Oh my, I had already realized very belatedly that I forgot to congratulate you to your brand new spam forum - but to also forget to wish you (or anybody really) a Happy New Year... >.< *ashamed*

*clears throat*

Ahem!

Happy New Year, everybody!

*tiptoes off*

I wish I had my old account so people would recognize me sort of.

The gifts I might have gotten here would have been better than what I got IRL. 'Less someone wants some toothpaste.

What's your old name?

That's just the way I roll :cool:

*Grabs* ;) :fluffle:


Thank you - and perfectly timed to coincide with New Years :D






*Grabs*

:eek: Multi-grabbage! :p

:fluffle:

you lot must be drinking still, good for you

:cool: Merry Christmas, everybody!:p I hope you all have a great time during the holidays!:D From, The Community of Happy Cool Chickens:)
http://blog.qiken.org/archives/chicken.JPG

What's your old name?

*points to sig* Nureonia. I wasn't a frequent poster, but I think some people... knew me?

you lot must be drinking still, good for you

Lol, I never started drinking, tea total on NYE. :eek:

*points to sig* Nureonia. I wasn't a frequent poster, but I think some people... knew me?

Ah, perhaps, 'though I don't recall you I'm afraid...

Lol, I never started drinking, tea total on NYE. :eek:

an i leaned my lesson not let someone have to much

an i leaned my lesson not let someone have to much

Hopefully that won't be difficult to enforce. :)

Hopefully that won't be difficult to enforce. :)

oh i don't think it will be ;)

Happy new year everybody & I hope you had a good Christmas. I know I did. :)

It has come to my attention that this is where i gift my secret santa gift.

My gift goes to The Blessed Chris.

He has said he is a bambino so i got him something he could use(And already uses i believe)
http://www.hair-straightener.net/images/hair_straighteners/strat_hair_straighteners_1_47666.jpg
But Hair Straighteners is not enough, i also got him a Bonking Sheep
http://funideas.com/images/products/adults/boinkingsheep.jpg
Because you don't live near enough to Wales.

Last but certainly not least i gift to you some poor sods head in a cricket helmet.
http://www.crickit.co.uk/acatalog/Helmet.GIF

Have fun.:)
:fluffle:

I got everyone the most awesome present ever - a Kanabia. Everyone needs a Kanabia. :)

But for Neo Kervoskia, who was my secret-santa person, I got him a Mystery Ball as well!

http://edge2.hotshed.com/images/729/729479_1_113_1.jpg

What is a mystery ball? I don't know! Is there anything inside the mystery ball? I don't know! What is the mystery ball made out of? - you guessed it, I haven't a clue. What happens when you throw it at a kitten? It's a mystery!

And Ladamesansmerci gets an invisible pony. Of doom.
I know all about the Mystery Ball.
The Mystery Ball consists of an inner core of cork and rubber molded and compressed into the form of a ball, then it is wraped in a few layers of twine, next comes the leather exterior, made from the finest of India's severly malnourished bovine stock.
The two halves are stiched together and a seam is developed.
Note how the seam isn't as big as it could be, consequences of this will be it won't swing as much as one would hope.

Further tests especially those performed on Crash Test Kittens have led the most bestest of all sciencey type dudes to conclude that when it is thrown at a kitten, it will cause the kitten severe shock and possible injury, these effects were also found when a kitten is attacked by a bat.

Final Conclusion it appears to be a cheaply made Cricket Ball, barely good enough to use in the nets.

Harlesburg was my secret Santa person and my gift is late.

I hope he doesnt mind me "re-gifting":


http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/images/letsgosurfin.JPG


Enjoy and use in good health.

I hope you all have a wonderful 2007, and wonderful years for all your life to come :) I wish you all many happy times, and strength to get through any bad times :fluffle: :fluffle:

I hope you all have a wonderful 2007, and wonderful years for all your life to come :) I wish you all many happy times, and strength to get through any bad times :fluffle: :fluffle:

MMMmmmmm...Glitzy.....


Same to you-Good health and prosperity.

Oh, and the Secret Santas from this years office party, feel free to post here!Well, we had Secret Santa at the Fencing Club, and I got some marble pound cake. :)

Harlesburg was my secret Santa person and my gift is late.

I hope he doesnt mind me "re-gifting":


http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/images/letsgosurfin.JPG


Enjoy and use in good health.
Oh i don't mind re-gifting...
They haven't been used right?;)