What to do in case of a terrorist attack
LARGE IMAGE WARNING (http://www.earthenrecords.com/pics/terroristattack.jpg)
Sage advice, indeed.
Hell, that's better advice than homeland security offers.
Allegheny County 2
22-12-2006, 05:36
Now that's funny. LOL
The Holy Ekaj Monarchy
22-12-2006, 05:37
At least I have a government sponsered plan now:cool:
Ladamesansmerci
22-12-2006, 05:52
But I'm not white and I don't live in the suburbs...
Does that mean I'll be kidnapped and brainwashed by terrorists? :eek:
CanuckHeaven
22-12-2006, 06:33
But I'm not white and I don't live in the suburbs...
Does that mean I'll be kidnapped and brainwashed by terrorists? :eek:
Just click your heels three times and repeat....there is no place like home...there is no place like home.......
You will end up in Kansas. :D
Wilgrove
22-12-2006, 06:36
I feel safer already :)
Me too! Thank you Gov. Co.!
Anti-Social Darwinism
22-12-2006, 07:05
Uuuuuuhhhh? ... :confused: *blinks*
Uuuuuuhhhh? ... :confused: *blinks*
If you hesitate, then the terrorists have already won.
Wiztopia
22-12-2006, 07:33
Thats a new one. I remember another one like that that mentioned Vin Diesel that had that same yell picture.
"When faced with a biological threat, leisurely strut in opposite direction."
"If radiation does not leave, then let it spend the night in your basement."
"Seeking cover under your computer desk will increase your chances of survival by 2%."
Priceless. :D
Wiztopia
22-12-2006, 07:41
http://terrasol.home.igc.org/ready.htm
Here it is. :D
The Holy Ekaj Monarchy
22-12-2006, 08:12
That is even better:cool:
Imperial isa
22-12-2006, 10:31
http://terrasol.home.igc.org/ready.htm
Here it is. :D
why would a terrorist steal a emergency brake handle
*singing* 'ere comes the hot stepper, excuse me mr officer.
i need new batteries for my light saber....
Big Jim P
22-12-2006, 10:37
But I'm not white and I don't live in the suburbs...
Does that mean I'll be kidnapped and brainwashed by terrorists? :eek:
No, that means you are a terrorist!:eek: :D
No, that means you are a terrorist!:eek: :D
Should we let him spend the night in the basement, with his friend radiation?
Risottia
22-12-2006, 11:24
how can you tell a whistle is orange by its sound alone?...
It looks more intelligent that the speech about Iraqi WMD at the UN by former State Secretary Colin "Black Man gets fired first" Powell, anyway...
Lunatic Goofballs
22-12-2006, 11:54
how can you tell a whistle is orange by its sound alone?...
Daredevil can tell. :)
http://www.daredevil-movies.com/images/comics/1.jpg
Creepy Lurker
22-12-2006, 12:39
'Don't trust the Swiss. They have developed floating tents
and will try to steal your lungs while you sleep.'
I knew it!
Maineiacs
22-12-2006, 13:25
According to the map on that page, radiation apparently lives in College Station, Texas. Why on earth would it want to live there? What a dump!
(Although Texans should appreciate the appropriateness of radiation being from Texas A&M)