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Did We Really Come From Unicellular Orgasms?

Linus and Lucy
22-12-2006, 01:56
And if so, how would that work?

Do amoebas and paramecia ejaculate? Do they grunt, moan, and breathe heavily?
Vetalia
22-12-2006, 01:57
I always thought they reproduced asexually. Being able to fuck yourself would be about 1,000 times more amazing than autofellatio.
ConscribedComradeship
22-12-2006, 01:57
And if so, how would that work?
We've had this question.
Do amoebas and paramecia ejaculate? Do they grunt, moan, and breathe heavily?
Erm.. mitosis?
ConscribedComradeship
22-12-2006, 02:01
I'm a moron. "Orgasms.." gheez I'm slow.
Linus and Lucy
22-12-2006, 02:03
We've had this question.

You mean someone else has already started a thread on single-celled life forms experiencing orgasm?
ConscribedComradeship
22-12-2006, 02:04
You mean someone else has already started a thread on single-celled life forms experiencing orgasm?

*cries and runs away*
Laerod
22-12-2006, 02:05
You mean someone else has already started a thread on single-celled life forms experiencing orgasm?You're lying. There's no way you could have missed this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511212).
ConscribedComradeship
22-12-2006, 02:05
You're lying. There's no way you could have missed this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511212).

Did you fall for it too? :fluffle:
Laerod
22-12-2006, 02:07
Did you fall for it too? :fluffle:Do you think that within 81 pages, the issue of single celled orgasms wasn't covered by... something... somehow? :p
ConscribedComradeship
22-12-2006, 02:08
Do you think that within 81 pages, the issue of single celled orgasms wasn't covered by... something... somehow? :p

Of course not, but the OP could easily have missed that. :)