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What three things do you bring with you? For me its;

1. The Holy Qur'an
2. a solar power laptop with wireless internet connection
3. a tent

how many things?


husband
food
boat

Good luck getting a WiFi signal....

Three young women.

1) Boat with GPS
2) Motor
3) Sufficient fuel to reach useful land.

What kind of island?
Is there plenty of food and water on this island?

If I assume a tropical island with plenty of food and water

1. Bikini
2. Towel
3. Beach umbrella
4. Solar powered mp3 player with every song I could ever want to listen to
5. Tent
6. Every book I could want to read
7. Massive pack of paper, unlimited pencils, sharpeners and erasers
8. My guitar

I would bring:

Build-It-Yourself hut
Speedboat
FOOD!

1. A fully fueled helicopter.
2. A helicopter flying manual.
3. Food.

Or alternately, a Star Trek-esque replicator, complete with power source.

Enough other people to populate the island.
Some seeds for food.
And a blank book and pen, so I can write a Holy Book and form a religion around myself.

What three things do you bring with you?
The deed for the island.
A completely stocked and equipted Yacht
Building materials to make my home.

1. A fully fueled helicopter.
2. A helicopter flying manual.
3. Food.

Or alternately, a Star Trek-esque replicator, complete with power source.

Hell if you're allowed sci-fi stuff:

1) Replicator
2) Warp core to power it (with fuel)
3) Transporter

Enough other people to populate the island.
Some seeds for food.
And a blank book and pen, so I can write a Holy Book and form a religion around myself.

Actually, you shouldn't make your own religion, just stick with God! It's easier than having to make your own!;)

Why bother with the transporter? You can just replicate one. :p

Or I could bring:

LOTS AND LOTS OF BUILDING MATERIALS
LOTS AND LOTS OF DIRT/SAND/SOIL
LOTS AND LOTS OF SEEDS
LOTS AND LOTS OF FOOD
A naval fleet

1. Tiki bar
2. hammock
3. snorkel gear
4. books, GBA, CDs, batteries
5. Edward Norton

Why bother with the transporter? You can just replicate one. :p

It'd be the world's most complex jigsaw puzzle and I have a really short attention span.

1. Female friends
2. Radio so I could contact people
3. Survival kit that contains Hunting equipment, building equipment, anything else I should happen to need, and first aid.

Actually, you shouldn't make your own religion, just stick with God! It's easier than having to make your own!;)

Pfft, why stick with God when I can convince sexy island women that I am God, and that sex is how God blesses sexy island women.

Stripper
beer
gaming system

1. The Holy Bible

2. Food that can make more food (eg. potatoes)

3. A water filter contraption

would the island happen to be britain? if it is i already got what i need but i guess i could ask for more things

Wife
Sun lotion
Beach ball

1) A basket large enough for passengers
2) Rope
3) A blonde girl who is convinced that I'm a balloon she needs to blow up in order to reach civilization

Pfft, why stick with God when I can convince sexy island women that I am God, and that sex is how God blesses sexy island women.

Because if you do not believe in God YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!

No, really. And besides, those hawt chix wouldn't fall for you anyway.

Because if you do not believe in God YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!
Hell is reserved for those who believe in it. Especially those who believe that said belief will stop them from going there.

No, really. And besides, those hawt chix wouldn't fall for you anyway.
Would you deny your God oral sex?

1. My girl; so we could populate the island and start our own society :cool:
2. My boat
3. My dog

And that's about it.

all the gear to start up my own base

Hell is reserved for those who believe in it. Especially those who believe that said belief will stop them from going there.


Would you deny your God oral sex?

God doesn't need oral sex, you idiot!

And you don't need to believe in Hell to go there, you just need to kill somebody and refuse to believe in God, that's all.

I would take:

Current tech (trying to answer in the spirit of the OP :) ):
1) A survival manual for inspiration.
2) A good knife
3) A solar powered longwave tranceiver.

Future tech:
1) Starfleet Runnabout Class starship.
2) Flight manual and access codes for said ship
3) An antimatter storage facility to refuel the ship every few years.


(I say "Future" tech becasue startrek is real and was/will beamed back to us through a temporal anomaly Captain)

God doesn't need oral sex, you idiot!

And you don't need to believe in Hell to go there, you just need to kill somebody and refuse to believe in God, that's all.

Any religion or philosophy which is based on the fear of being tortured for eternity because of some godling's displeasure is psychologically diseased.

I've changed my mind. I'd take:

1. My cross

2. The amazing power of Jesus (I'd use it to part the sea so I could drive home)

3. A car with the keys in and a full tank of petrol

1. My girl; so we could populate the island and start our own society :cool:
2. My boat
3. My dog

And that's about it.

eww, but then that means that the onyl way for the next generation to procreate would be....*shudderes*

For me:

1. "How to survive on a tropical island for idiots"
2. Rifle with shit loads of ammunition + manual & parts for cleaning
3. Oh and.. coconut powered homing beacon.

eww, but then that means that the onyl way for the next generation to procreate would be....*shudderes*

Ah, I love the smell of incest in the morning. :cool:

a large tent

a one volume edition of lord of the rings

a fishing rod

Ah, I love the smell of incest in the morning. :cool:

If it was good enough for the first few generations after Adam and Eve who are we to argue? :cool:

I've changed my mind. I'd take:

1. My cross

2. The amazing power of Jesus (I'd use it to part the sea so I could drive home)

3. A car with the keys in and a full tank of petrol

It was moses that parted the sea :P.. If you're going for Jesus then all you need is a pair of Wellingtons (gum boots) to stop your feet wrinkling (and some food, but then the sea is full of fish, bread would be nice though).

1) a hatchet, knives, or some other metal bladed instrument
2) first aid kit
3) water filter

1)a fully decked out yacht that can take me anywhere I want to go (and it has a full tank of gas with plenty to get me to the nearest city, and it has tons of food)
2) My best Friends
3) Lotsa fun stuff

1. A volcano lair and "minions".
2. A library
3. A clipper.

God doesn't need oral sex, you idiot!
Yeah, I figure God would be into getting tied up and that. People with power tend to get off on being submissive.

And you don't need to believe in Hell to go there, you just need to kill somebody and refuse to believe in God, that's all.
You go right ahead and think that. :)
I've changed my mind. I'd take:

1. My cross

2. The amazing power of Jesus (I'd use it to part the sea so I could drive home)

3. A car with the keys in and a full tank of petrol

If Jesus can walk across water, does that mean a car with Jesus in it could drive across water?

Taco fixin's

1. My lady friend
2. A lifetime supply of birth control
3. A self-operating helicopter that can take me directly to the mainland

Wow, peace, quiet and privacy, at last.

I would want

1. A complete library, including all my favorite books.
2. A gourmet kitchen so that I can properly utilize all the wonderful tropical foodstuffs around me.
3. Keith Hamilton Cobb - no explanation needed.

a teleportation device

husband

Who would look after the kids with both of you gone?

Who would look after the kids with both of you gone?

Knowing Smunkee, Older Kid would.

Knowing Smunkee, Older Kid would.

or the other way round

my future husband
someone licensed to make my future husband my husband
a midwife

1) A 'The Beautiful Darkness'
2) A 'Fairy Tink Arisen'
3) An 'Aerou'.

1) A 'The Beautiful Darkness'
2) A 'Fairy Tink Arisen'
3) An 'Aerou'.
I'd so join you on that island.:p

1) A 'The Beautiful Darkness'
2) A 'Fairy Tink Arisen'
3) An 'Aerou'.

oh the real list longer i bet :p

I'd so join you on that island.:p
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What would your contribution to the island be?
Entertainment purposes of course;)

1) Boat with GPS
2) Motor
3) Sufficient fuel to reach useful land.

I wish some of our boaters I deal with were as smart as you. GPS=exact location, gas>never trust the gas gauges, they lie all the time. Good Planning

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What would your contribution to the island be?
Entertainment purposes of course;)
Uhm, I'd be an explorer;)

hmmm.....3 things.....

1. a satellite phone....so I can make a call when I'm ready to be rescued
2. a beautiful lady....hmmm,well, you know.....
3. lighter...so I can light a fire, the hell with trying rubbing two sticks together.

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What would your contribution to the island be?
Entertainment purposes of course;)

i'll take care of the weapon's

I would have a fully fueled airplane with floats
A house
and a guard dog.

a house stocked with enough food to last a lifetime
high speed broadband via satellite with a stonking laptop
my girlfriend and my family, and a cat :)

What three things do you bring with you? For me its;

1. The Holy Qur'an
2. a solar power laptop with wireless internet connection
3. a tent

1-100 women
2-mega much beer
3-very big tent

Paradise Found

1. A bikini and sunscreen
2. My boyfriend and my dog
3. A lifetime supply of food and books/magazines

Yeah, technically I guess that's more than three things. Oh well. :p

Wow, some peoples' 3 things are rather numerous....:D

Wow, some peoples' 3 things are rather numerous....:D

didn't say we couldn't be specific.

...or use copious commas ;)

1. A piano + all the sheet music I could ever want to play/write on for my own compositions + pencils/rubbers + the special screwdriver tool for tuning
2. Lifetime supply of food + drink
3. A good friend

If Jesus can walk across water, does that mean a car with Jesus in it could drive across water?
Sigged! :cool:
:D

1) My Louder Than Bombs cd (and a CD player).
2) A fully-stocked refridgerator.
3) Several Hilroy notebooks, and a supply of pencils and erasers.

For Staying
1. A gamer's mansion and its conveniences
2. Lifetime supply of food/electricity
3. A Helicopter, for recreational purposes...[with a manual]

For Leaving
1. A matter transporter[all mages know that teleporter puts you at a random spot...]
2. Snacks
3. AFK hat from Jinx.com

...yep...

1. My iPod
2. Computer with magical DSL capabilities.
3. Viso, tasty Viso.

the genie bottle from I Dream of Genie...and I'll let her take care of the rest

Satellite phone
Global GPS
Backup battery for phone

Or can you have a GPS built into the phone? If so then some kind of non-perishable food. Not cans since i won't have a can opener right? :p

1. The Bible and other fav books
2. Friend(s)
3. Tent

What kind of island?
Is there plenty of food and water on this island?

If I assume a tropical island with plenty of food and water

1. Bikini
2. Towel
3. Beach umbrella
4. Solar powered mp3 player with every song I could ever want to listen to
5. Tent
6. Every book I could want to read
7. Massive pack of paper, unlimited pencils, sharpeners and erasers
8. My guitar
You can't count!

Because if you do not believe in God YOU WILL GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!

No, really. And besides, those hawt chix wouldn't fall for you anyway.

no, i think some atheist haven't been anywhere in norway.

1) My Louder Than Bombs cd (and a CD player).
2) A fully-stocked refridgerator.
3) Several Hilroy notebooks, and a supply of pencils and erasers.

Is there power on this island?

A helicopter for when I want to leave (I hate boats)
Piano
Boyfriend

What three things do you bring with you? For me its;

1. The Holy Qur'an
2. a solar power laptop with wireless internet connection
3. a tent

At least you'll have something to burn when it gets cold.

As for me:

1. A fully functional automated solar-powered emergency shelter with enough food, water, and other necessary supplies to support me for ten years.
2. The entire contents of all the libraries on the planet in text form on a collection of hard drives.
3. Every decent video game made both in the past fifteen years and for the next thirty on all consoles and PC, along with the necessary hardware to play them.

Food
Girlfriend
Chains
Boat


Heh heh heh.

1.) Porn
2.) Porn
3.) Porn

BOO YA!

1) A 'The Beautiful Darkness'
2) A 'Fairy Tink Arisen'
3) An 'Aerou'.Harlsey, aren't you stuck on an island already? :p

Mine's a bit less holy than soviestan's, isn't it?

If the island is about the same size as Hawaii....

1) 100000 People that includes doctors, engineers, scientist, proffessors, teachers,war officers and a whole of of degree holders. Lawyers and priest will not be included

2) Lots of building material

3) A crown and the declaration of an indepedant country

A solar powered GPS unit, a solar powered satellite phone, and a large supply of food and water.

I would have gone with a boat, but why do that when I can just call someone to come get me? Besides, then I'll be on the news, like those kids that fall down wells, without the well.

1: Nanite construction kit. Production system that draws on local environment to create assembler type nanites on a massive scale. Includes user control system
2: Blueprints for a wide variety of vehicles, structures and armament.
3: Working and fueled fusion power plant.

1. A woman
2. shaving equipment - hairy women are bad.
3. the internet in some form. preferably on a computer.

George Bush and a baseball club.

1) The mainland.

I guess that's all I really need.

George Bush and a baseball club.But you'd have no baseballs to hit... oh... I see now.

Boat
Airplane
Cellular

BOOM! I'm off the island.

But you'd have no baseballs to hit... oh... I see now.
My "baseball" can't even run away.

*evil grin*

I am in fact stuck on an island. Well, not stuck-I can drive off (bridge) but I don't feel like it. So what I would like is whatever you're supposed to eat after you spent the morning throwing up an ill advised sandwich. That would be cool, I already have cable and internet...

Is there power on this island?

Er...I would make power. Harness the wind, or something.

1 A ring-geni that grants unlimited wishes.
2 An airship for a luxury cruise around the world in the clouds.
3 A vat of pig fat and blood to dump on the middle east while dropping American flags.

1. Girlfriend
2. Supplies to make lodging and a hammock
3. Food and water

a large tent

a one volume edition of lord of the rings

a fishing rod
1-100 women
2-mega much beer
3-very big tent

Paradise Found

If the island is about the same size as Hawaii....

1) 100000 People that includes doctors, engineers, scientist, proffessors, teachers,war officers and a whole of of degree holders. Lawyers and priest will not be included

2) Lots of building material

3) A crown and the declaration of an indepedant country


I love these answers! :)


Solar powered mp3 player with every song I could ever want to listen to.
snorkel gear
1. Female friends
I would take...a survival manual for inspiration.
A complete library, including all my favorite books.

Those work for me!

Three young women.

Eating three young women, shame on you.

What three things do you bring with you?

1.Food.
2.Boat.
3.Swiss army knife.

Harlsey, aren't you stuck on an island already? :p
Ha ha ha.
Alas i don't have my hoped for supplies.

Turns out that i am going to the Western Island* tomorrow.

*Australia( Actually i'm going to Waiheke near Dorkland**.

Auckland

Ha ha ha.
Alas i don't have my hoped for supplies.

Turns out that i am going to the Western Island* tomorrow.

*Australia( Actually i'm going to Waiheke near Dorkland**.

Auckland

:eek: who let you in :)

A helicopter, fuel for the helicopter and a friend who knows how to fly a helicopter. :p

:eek: who let you in :)
Your Border security i guess, i've only been there 3 or 4 times and of course i used to live there. ;)

Your Border security i guess, i've only been there 3 or 4 times and of course i used to live there. ;)

dam them ;)
were ?

What three things do you bring with you? For me its;

1. The Holy Qur'an
2. a solar power laptop with wireless internet connection
3. a tent

For me its #2. Unlimited food and drinks supply. And a bed with a roof :)

dam them ;)
were ?
Yeah i had a card that i had to fill out with the usual are you a terrorist garb etc etc.

Lived in Cronulla, Sydney, no i didn't start the Race riots.*shifty*

Don't mind this just need somewhere to store it while i'm away.
King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime. (http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Darren.htm)
Harlesburg -Lefties ROCK!
Boonytopia -No question, we're the best.:)
Cannot think of a name (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11978682&postcount=953) -We totally are. That's why they give us the blunt scissors in grade school, they're afraid of us...
Hey nerd, do you have MSN/AIM/Yahoo!? That way when this nation dies I'll still have a way to talk to you =P.-A special someone
*Blushes*
Harlesburg- your name sounds like a classical composer. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9297623&postcount=43)-Carnivorous Lickers

Yeah i had a card that i had to fill out with the usual are you a terrorist garb etc etc.

Lived in Cronulla, Sydney, no i didn't start the Race riots.*shifty*

Don't mind this just need somewhere to store it while i'm away.
King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime. (http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Darren.htm)
Harlesburg -Lefties ROCK!
Boonytopia -No question, we're the best.:)
Cannot think of a name (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11978682&postcount=953) -We totally are. That's why they give us the blunt scissors in grade school, they're afraid of us...
Hey nerd, do you have MSN/AIM/Yahoo!? That way when this nation dies I'll still have a way to talk to you =P.-A special someone
*Blushes*
Harlesburg- your name sounds like a classical composer. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9297623&postcount=43)-Carnivorous Lickers

that's one place i never been to when i live there

IMO rules should be : no people, no hi-tech stuff, and the assumption that your survival is assured. Otherwise, choices will be too easy, too obvious, unrealistic and even silly, like some of the above...

- my harmonica
- a large supply of pencils and paper
- books
- the bust of Mozart I´ve got in my study

that's one place i never been to when i live there
Cronulla is beautiful and the League and Soccer teams aren't bad.
The Sharks tend to implode during the season, but i still love them.

Cronulla is beautiful and the League and Soccer teams aren't bad.
The Sharks tend to implode during the season, but i still love them.

i find Sydney to be too busy now day's, if i get in the army i may go see mum's family

1) Chuck Norris. He is God afterall, kinda would be blasphemy to leave him out of the equation.

2) Sparring equipment - might as well perfect my martial arts skills while stranded on an island with the most dangerous close quarters fighter in the world.

3) George W. Bush, his entertainment potential is vast. Each time I get bored from being defeated by The Lord, I would make Gorge Brush deliver one of his infamous speeches - let hilarity ensue.

^ These choices are made while in the belief, that there is a culture of native, naked women on the island who for soe reason all look like either Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Cindy Crawford. Even if they aren't there, I might breed with Chuck to make the ultimate species ever - the ... I'm tempted to sat Super-Arian, but that would just be ridiculous :p ...

Anyway, marrying him would be awesome, 'cause then I could call myself The Bride of Chucky.

Kinda got carried away there.

What three things do you bring with you? A brunette
a redhead
a 65 foot sailboat (just in case I get bored with the brunette and the redhead)

i find Sydney to be too busy now day's, if i get in the army i may go see mum's family
Your mum's family being where exacty?:p
Bondi used to be a Kiwi haven but there are a lot of Lebo's there now, and the beach is always packed, tis a shame.

Hmm
-A few hundred Swiss Army Knives
-A bunch of hot chicks who know about survival and think I'm god
-A solar-powered mansion with air conditioning, heaters, and a T3 internet connection (and yes a computer to go with it)

Your mum's family being where exacty?:p
Bondi used to be a Kiwi haven but there are a lot of Lebo's their now, and the beach is always packed, tis a shame.

around Sydney and training at Kapooka

A rubberband, a paperclip, and Mcguiver.

Me, myself and I. Being trapped alone on an island sounds like my idea of paradise: Peace and quiet, and let the rest of the world go hang.

Me, myself and I. Being trapped alone on an island sounds like my idea of paradise: Peace and quiet, and let the rest of the world go hang.

at this point your my lost twin brother,now get on your side of the island :)

at this point your my lost twin brother,now get on your side of the island :)

Damn! I knew I should have brought my swords.:D Oh well. You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine.

Damn! I knew I should have brought my swords.:D Oh well. You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine.

you forgot to bring your weapons,how are you going to shot those who step onto our island

you forgot to bring your weapons,how are you going to shot those who step onto our island

Make a catapult out of palm trees? I hope there are rocks available for ammo tho.

1. Three Spanish
2. A dish washing rack
3. Three nice red uniforms

Eating three young women, shame on you.

What's shameful about eating young women :confused: ;)

Anyways, here's a stranded in island joke. Feel free to add to it.

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The Mexicans were not found in their area, but in others area and the Mexican women already had 13 kids.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

H. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!..

1st of all, I'm impressed at all the people who are doing this naked. Horay for nudity!

2nd, I only need two things. The bible, so I can find Jesus, and a towel. If Jesus discovers that a I have towel with me, he will automatically assume that I am also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit, a large boat, a helicopter, some gasoline etc. Furthermore, Jesus will then happily lend me any of these or a dozen other items that I might accidentally have "lost". What Jesus will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

*nods*

1st of all, I'm impressed at all the people who are doing this naked. Horay for nudity!

2nd, I only need two things. The bible, so I can find Jesus, and a towel. If Jesus discovers that a I have towel with me, he will automatically assume that I am also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit, a large boat, a helicopter, some gasoline etc. Furthermore, Jesus will then happily lend me any of these or a dozen other items that I might accidentally have "lost". What Jesus will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

*nods*

i see what you have watch or been reading too much of

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Keira Knightley
3. Ruffy

i see what you have watch or been reading too much of

You can't read too much of that book.

1) Appropriate paperwork to declare said island an independant nation.
2) An independent nuclear deterrent.
3) A ready made capital city, complete with supplies.

3. Ruffy

:eek: we going to end up with more two-headed lovechild's

:eek: we going to end up with more two-headed lovechild's

You can never have too many two-headed lovechildren.

You can't read too much of that book.

have you got the number for those people who make new world's

You can never have too many two-headed lovechildren.

just as long as they are not my one's and you keep them away from me
i be happy

1. Weed.
2. Unlimited supply of matches.
3. A fishing rod.

1. Alyson Hannigan
2. Keira Knightley
3. Ruffy

Yay!

Yay!

Don't cheer just yet. I'd only let you watch me play with the first two. :p

Yay!

Don't cheer just yet. I'd only let you watch me play with the first two. :p

ok i'am not saving you two

*so happy not to hear of two-headed lovechildren of me*

Don't cheer just yet. I'd only let you watch me play with the first two. :p

Yay!

1) a laptop with internet access
2) Josh :)
3) my notebooks.

A speedboat
Cluichstan
A laptop
FOOD
FOOD
F00D
MO' F0OD
F0OD!

A speedboat
Cluichstan
A laptop
FOOD
FOOD
F00D
MO' F0OD
F0OD!


:confused:

can't i get stranded on Mars

:confused:

Why be confused?

Why be confused?

I be confused simply by my appearance on your list...

What three things do you bring with you? For me its;

1. The Holy Qur'an
2. a solar power laptop with wireless internet connection
3. a tent

1) Aircraft carrier in the middle of the water with tons of fuel and food stashed onboard
2) Johnboat to reach said craft
3) Fast jet on carrier

hmmmm.....

1) jesus

2) a pipe and some hemp seeds

3) lots and lots of funions

i can make rope for the rest of my life

What's shameful about eating young women :confused: ;)

Anyways, here's a stranded in island joke. Feel free to add to it.

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The Mexicans were not found in their area, but in others area and the Mexican women already had 13 kids.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

H. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!..
I've heard something lie this except it was 2 Englishmen, 2 Irishmen, 2 Welshmen and 2 Scotsmen.

The 2 Scotsmen go off and distil some Whisky.
The 2 Welshmen go off and find a sheep to share.
The 2 Irishmen begin to fight each other.
The 2 Englishmen stay on the beach waiting to be introduced to the other one.

I be confused simply by my appearance on your list...
I assumed it was your puppet or maybe Minoriteeburgs...

Nevermind this, i am a horrible person.
King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime
HARLESBURG IS ON HOLIDAY
HARLESBURG IS AWAY
HARLESBURG WONT BE AROUND FOR A WEEK AND A BIT
HARLESBURG HAS A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
BIG ONES SMALL ONES SOME AS BIG AS YOU HEAD...
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
No suicides mmmk? :)
King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime. (http://benjanaway.users.btopenworld.com/Darren.htm)
Harlesburg -Lefties ROCK!
Boonytopia -No question, we're the best.:)
Cannot think of a name (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11978682&postcount=953) -We totally are. That's why they give us the blunt scissors in grade school, they're afraid of us...
Hey nerd, do you have MSN/AIM/Yahoo!? That way when this nation dies I'll still have a way to talk to you =P.-A special someone
*Blushes*
Harlesburg- your name sounds like a classical composer. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9297623&postcount=43)-Carnivorous Lickers

- notepad and pen so I can write
- my cellphone so I can say when they find me, "at least I had mine with me, unlike my boyfriend who left it at home."
- a nice stack of thick novels
- a tent

It was moses that parted the sea :P.. If you're going for Jesus then all you need is a pair of Wellingtons (gum boots) to stop your feet wrinkling (and some food, but then the sea is full of fish, bread would be nice though).

Jesus can do it too

What three things do you bring with you?
1) An airplane.
2) A pilot.
3) Fuel.

Food and water. I would enjoy the peace and quiet.

Food and water. I would enjoy the peace and quiet.
What if it's a volcanic island?

What if it's a volcanic island?

I would be shit out of luck then.:p

Working transporter.

Power for the transporter.

Loaded, working gun in case the transporter ends up screwing me in one way or another.

1.) Beer
2.) A diverse quantity of foodstuffs
3.) this (http://www.amazon.com/Penguin-Classics-Library-Complete-Collection/dp/0147503078)

1. George W. Bush
2. Duct tape
3. Pliers

1) Fully stocked Yacht
2) Navigational Maps
3) Bottle

Then I'd ask her where she wants to go and cruise there slowly. :fluffle: