NationStates Jolt Archive


Turkemenistan President, Saparmurat "I renamed bread after my mother" Niyazov, dies.

The Potato Factory
21-12-2006, 09:14
It's a good thing for freedom, but it's almost a loss for lovers of good comedy.
Voxio
21-12-2006, 09:29
Awww, I'm gonna miss that guy.

I wish more presidents in third world countries were like him...because if you have to be evil and insane you should at least be funny.
The Potato Factory
21-12-2006, 09:43
Oops.

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/12/21/turkmen.leader.dead.ap/index.html
Neu Leonstein
21-12-2006, 11:04
I actually yelled out "Noooo!" when I saw the news on the TV. I loved that guy!

He'll be a tough act to follow.

For all the grieving people out there who'll have to endure the rest of their physical existence without Turkmenbashi, here is his great work, the Ruhnama: http://www.ruhnama.com/
New Burmesia
21-12-2006, 11:50
He really was a comedy dictator. Even better than Kim "my platform shoes make me look not like a midget" Jong Il.
The Potato Factory
21-12-2006, 11:54
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

"Would you like a slice of Martha?"
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-12-2006, 11:57
Good fucking riddance.

Secondary education has been reduced in Turkmenistan to a required nine years, causing human rights groups to complain of a deliberate attempt to dumb down the population to prevent dissent.:rolleyes:
Rejistania
21-12-2006, 12:01
There still is Than Shwe as weirdo leader!

Than Shwe is notorious for his use of astrological predictions to formulate some of his policy. It is rumoured that an astrological prediction was the reason that the national capital was moved from Yangon to Naypyidaw, Pyinmana Township, Mandalay Division in late 2005.

From the Wikipedia article about him
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-12-2006, 12:03
There still is Than Shwe as weirdo leader!

Than Shwe is notorious for his use of astrological predictions to formulate some of his policy. It is rumoured that an astrological prediction was the reason that the national capital was moved from Yangon to Naypyidaw, Pyinmana Township, Mandalay Division in late 2005.

From the Wikipedia article about him
Holy crap, it was?? o_O I didn't even know that.

ETA: Man, they also kicked the Red Cross out of the country in September! I had no idea!
Neu Leonstein
21-12-2006, 12:48
:rolleyes:
You know that he closed all the libraries in Turkmenistan because "Turkmens don't read anyways"?

:D
Rejistania
21-12-2006, 12:49
Here, Woglaubstdugehstduhin, for your further amusement:
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/autocrats.php

:)
The Infinite Dunes
21-12-2006, 12:50
Those bottles of whisky shaped in form of Niyazov's bust are going to become pretty valuable soon. Last of a kind. Damnit, I wish I'd had enough money to buy when I was in the region.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-12-2006, 13:04
Here, Woglaubstdugehstduhin, for your further amusement:
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/autocrats.php

:)More scary than amusing, n'est-ce pas?
But I learned that Kalmykia is apparently a sovereign country. Did anyone know that?
The Potato Factory
21-12-2006, 13:05
But I learned that Kalmykia is apparently a sovereign country. Did anyone know that?

I was under the impression that it's an autonomous republic within the Russian Federation, as Ukraine and Belarus were autonomous republics within the USSR.
Nadkor
21-12-2006, 17:31
Awww....there was a really good article about him in the Sunday Times Magazine this week as well...
Nationalist Sozy
21-12-2006, 19:12
SO he left a power vacuum. I am interested who's going to be in charge of that little fucked up place now...

Didn't he make a law where he decided for each day how all babies born on that day would be called?
Ariddia
21-12-2006, 19:19
There still is Than Shwe as weirdo leader!


I was trying to think of who inherits the title "weirdest leader", and I'd actually forgotten about Than Shwe! :eek:

In any case, I'll be curious to see how the next leader is decided. Post-Soviet Turkmenistan has never known any other leader than Niyazov.
Czardas
21-12-2006, 19:23
Awww. I liked him, he was funny.
Congo--Kinshasa
21-12-2006, 21:45
Awww, poor crazy bastard. :(
Swilatia
21-12-2006, 22:16
so, who gets the most eccentric leader title now?
Rejistania
21-12-2006, 22:28
I think either Kim Jong il or Than Shwe
Arrkendommer
21-12-2006, 22:36
It's a good thing for freedom, but it's almost a loss for lovers of good comedy.

I hated that guy! He was evil and the uber-ego maniac.
Swilatia
21-12-2006, 23:37
I hated that guy! He was evil and the uber-ego maniac.

yeah, but in a hillarious way!
Sel Appa
21-12-2006, 23:38
Interesting...I wonder what happens now...
Congo--Kinshasa
21-12-2006, 23:58
so, who gets the most eccentric leader title now?

Him, definitely. He will be missed outside of Turkmenistan, that is...

:(