NationStates Jolt Archive


But it Wouldn't Fit in a Quart Bag ...

Myrmidonisia
20-12-2006, 23:21
This doesn't quite qualify for the Darwins, but it's close (http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-baby20dec20,0,4869996.story).

"A woman going through security at Los Angeles International Airport put her month-old grandson into a plastic bin intended for carry-on items and slid it into an X-ray machine," the Los Angeles Times reports:

The early Saturday accident--bizarre but not unprecedented--caught airport workers by surprise, even though the security line was not busy at the time, officials said.

A screener watching the machine's monitor immediately noticed the outline of a baby and pulled the bin backward on the conveyor belt.

The infant was taken to Centinela Hospital, where doctors determined that he had not received a dangerous dose of radiation.

Officials, who declined to release the 56-year-old woman's name, said she spoke Spanish and apparently did not understand English. . . .

The rare incident drew attention to whether officials are staffing often-busy security checkpoints enough to prevent such an accident. And it raised questions about the danger of X-rays used to pick out suspicious metal shapes in passenger bags, given the medical community's warnings that even low amounts of radiation can build up over a lifetime.

How's that for a non sequitur? The line wasn't busy, but somehow the incident "drew attention to whether officials are staffing often-busy security checkpoints enough to prevent such an accident." Oh, and it "raised questions about the danger of X-rays." It seems to me the answer to these questions is pretty simple: Don't put babies through X-ray machines!
Ifreann
20-12-2006, 23:23
I for one welcome our new X-ray enhanced toddler overlords.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-12-2006, 23:23
But how else are we supposed to give our kids super powers? Radioactive waste is hard to come by. :p
Ifreann
20-12-2006, 23:24
But how else are we supposed to give our kids super powers? Radioactive waste is hard to come by. :p

I don't think you have to worry about your kids having superpowers. ;)
Arinola
20-12-2006, 23:28
I don't think you have to worry about your kids having superpowers. ;)

Let the poor guy dream,eh? :P
Myrmidonisia
20-12-2006, 23:30
Let the poor guy dream,eh? :P

Now you have me worrying about a bunch of super babies chanting "Save the Cheerleader."
Ifreann
20-12-2006, 23:31
Now you have me worrying about a bunch of super babies chanting "Save the Cheerleader."

They wouldn't chant it, they'd just go save her. That's what superheros do.
Swilatia
20-12-2006, 23:44
whats with this plactic bag nonsense anyway?
Ifreann
20-12-2006, 23:50
whats with this plactic bag nonsense anyway?

Maybe she put the baby in a plastic bag before she put it in the x-ray machine?
Drunk commies deleted
21-12-2006, 00:10
whats with this plactic bag nonsense anyway?

Since the whole British liquid explosives plot thing you're only allowed to bring small sized bottles of shampoo, cologne, toothpaste, or other liquids and gels on a plane. The total quantity of small bottles must fit in a one quart ziploc bag.
Swilatia
21-12-2006, 13:11
Since the whole British liquid explosives plot thing you're only allowed to bring small sized bottles of shampoo, cologne, toothpaste, or other liquids and gels on a plane. The total quantity of small bottles must fit in a one quart ziploc bag.

i understand that. what i'm asking is how they came up with something so ridiculous? and wasn't that a failed plot, meaning no need to increase security?
Compulsive Depression
21-12-2006, 13:23
i understand that. what i'm asking is how they came up with something so ridiculous? and wasn't that a failed plot, meaning no need to increase security?

Shush! If you see the fnords they can eat you!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-12-2006, 13:23
I for one welcome our new X-ray enhanced toddler overlords. :p


As for the OP:
That's weird, the way the staff is placed at the machinery here there's always at least one person watching you put all your stuff into the plastic bins - they kinda have to, because they constantly have to tell someone to take off their jacket, too, or ask them to remove their wallet, keys, etc. and hand them a small plastic tray for those assorted small things.
Multiland
21-12-2006, 13:41
She sticks a baby in a bin and isn't arrested for child neglect/abuse/endangerment?!?!

That's bloody stupid.
Compulsive Depression
21-12-2006, 13:50
She sticks a baby in a bin and isn't arrested for child neglect/abuse/endangerment?!?!

That's bloody stupid.

Not a dustbin, one of those plastic tubs for carry-on stuff to go through X-Ray machines. Putting a kid in the tub doesn't endanger it at all, it's what she did with it afterwards.

But irradiating your progeny is a self-limiting activity, at least ;)
Heikoku
21-12-2006, 14:13
Maybe she wanted to examine her baby but didn't have the cash to X-ray it? :p