NationStates Jolt Archive


Lions, tigers and bears.

Drunk commies deleted
20-12-2006, 16:23
Oh my! New Jersey, home to black bears, and formerly home to the "tiger lady's" pet tigers who would occasionally escape and roam around may now have wild mountain lions stalking it's forests, farmlands and suburbs. We really need to start fucking up our environment so these wild animals will leave us alone. Considering we're the most densely populated state in the US, and we've got loads of chemical plants, we shouldn't have these kinds of problems.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2700121&page=1
Myrmidonisia
20-12-2006, 16:31
Oh my! New Jersey, home to black bears, and formerly home to the "tiger lady's" pet tigers who would occasionally escape and roam around may now have wild mountain lions stalking it's forests, farmlands and suburbs. We really need to start fucking up our environment so these wild animals will leave us alone. Considering we're the most densely populated state in the US, and we've got loads of chemical plants, we shouldn't have these kinds of problems.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2700121&page=1

There are any number of stories about mountain lions attacking joggers and bikers out west. I wonder if we couldn't get them interested in the local gang-bangers, instead?
Call to power
20-12-2006, 16:39
we've got loads of chemical plants, we shouldn't have these kinds of problems.


a picture of how that would look (http://fiesta.bren.ucsb.edu/~mchen/MyAlbum/UCSB/Vegas-sphinx.jpg)

note: I can't explain the human head but its new Jersey nuff said
Drunk commies deleted
20-12-2006, 16:45
a picture of how that would look (http://fiesta.bren.ucsb.edu/~mchen/MyAlbum/UCSB/Vegas-sphinx.jpg)

note: I can't explain the human head but its new Jersey nuff said

Looks more like a knock off of Egypt.
Sheadin
20-12-2006, 17:13
relocate them? I don't know, I think when we interfere with wildlife things always just get more fucked up. Besides humans are the biggest nuisance to nature.