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Horrid smelling..

IL Ruffino
19-12-2006, 15:44
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?
Ifreann
19-12-2006, 15:48
I dare say ther smell of a pig just after it's had a good shag would be less that pleasant.
Khazistan
19-12-2006, 15:49
Bananas. If I even smell one I start to heave. Eat one, and I'd probably cough up a lung.
Rambhutan
19-12-2006, 15:50
Victory
Peepelonia
19-12-2006, 15:50
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?


Can I say Cat's Piss? Or Teenage boys.

yep teenage boys, I know this coz I used to be one, and now I have one of me veru own:p
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 15:51
death
Khadgar
19-12-2006, 15:54
Worst smell I can think of, 30,000 gallons of partially congealed blood spilling out of a leaking tank.
Chandelier
19-12-2006, 15:56
death

Poor Erik...:(

(Yes, I'm feeling sorry for Erik right now, because this thread reminded me about how he the book described him as smelling like death. Of course, he didn't have a nose, either. Still, poor Erik.)
:(
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 15:59
Poor Erik...:(

(Yes, I'm feeling sorry for Erik right now, because this thread reminded me about how he the book described him as smelling like death. Of course, he didn't have a nose, either. Still, poor Erik.)
:(

oh i should go back and edit to as i have smelled it in real life
Andaluciae
19-12-2006, 16:01
Gary, Indiana
Creepy Lurker
19-12-2006, 16:10
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?

Not the worst smelling thing I ever smelt, but the most confusing.

He was a guy I met at university. He always smelt the same level of bad. Never got worse. Never got better.

How do you do that? If you don't wash you get worse. If you wash you get better.

He always stank the same..

*ick*
LiberationFrequency
19-12-2006, 16:35
Victory

Why would that be a bad smell? Surely defeat would be worse?
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 16:36
Why would that be a bad smell? Surely defeat would be worse?

after a battle it's the same smell , death
The Tribes Of Longton
19-12-2006, 16:39
Our student house microwave. It smells like rancid rat piss and decaying matter almost constantly, save for periods of useage where it smells like warm rancid rat piss and decaying matter. I think something may have died behind the panel.
LiberationFrequency
19-12-2006, 16:41
after a battle it's the same smell , death

Ah, but why not just say that? There other victories then battle
German Nightmare
19-12-2006, 16:45
The sickly sweet smell of decay when a person has passed away but is found a week later.
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 16:47
Ah, but why not just say that? There other victories then battle

true
United Guppies
19-12-2006, 16:47
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?
Fresh feces.
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 16:50
The sickly sweet smell of decay when a person has passed away but is found a week later.

oh a week later that's more bad then to when someone just past away
Cluichstan
19-12-2006, 16:52
Butyric acid. There's nothing worse.
German Nightmare
19-12-2006, 17:00
oh a week later that's more bad then to when someone just past away
When people have died right then and there they usually simply smell the way they used to when they were still alive.

Unless, of course, the body ain't fully intact anymore - but that's simply too gruesome.
Imperial isa
19-12-2006, 17:04
When people have died right then and there they usually simply smell the way they used to when they were still alive.

Unless, of course, the body ain't fully intact anymore - but that's simply too gruesome.

what if the person was sick for a long time

someone getting run over by a roller leaves a gruesome scene too
Anti-Social Darwinism
19-12-2006, 17:13
So many bad smells in the world. Let's see ...

Week old, multi-cat litterbox
unwashed pubescent male
unwashed pubescent female
rotten food
cheap perfume
My ex-bosses expensive perfume (something called Fendi, of course it could have been the way the perfume reacted with her body chemistry, but it was vile).
Wet dog who has met skunk
But, I think the all time topper for bad smells is the following ... a "gentleman" walked up to my desk at work shortly before I retired who smelled of the combination of unwashed body, unwashed clothes and both stale and fresh cigarette smoke. I nearly lost my lunch.
Snafturi
19-12-2006, 17:35
Spirulina.

It smells like someone wore socks for a week then took them off and fermented them for another week in a bucket of sweat in the desert.

...I just don't understand how people can eat it.
JuNii
19-12-2006, 17:56
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?
A friend once told me of a time he was stationed at a base that sat between a Bakery and the local stockyard.

when the wind blew in one direction, you get the worst gawdawful smell...

when the wind blew the other direction, people started craving Chocolate Chip Cookies an other fresh baked goodness...

and on those rare occasions when the wind didn't blow for a long time...

People would smell the worst thing... the combination of Fresh baked items... and freshly... er... produced items...
MrWho
19-12-2006, 18:06
Yes, smelling, not spelling.

At this very moment, I am sitting in class trying to avoid breathing in the cat piss of a scent that the person behind me is giving off. I just want to steal someones cologne and drown him in it.

I can't stand this much longer. Thank fucking god this period is almost over.

*tries to think up a question*

What's the worst smell you can think of?

I remember it was when I was a freshman in high school. During PE class one of my friends had an odor that was a mix between what happens when your sweaty clothes aren't washed in weeks and dog shit. Just being within 10 feet of him made me nausous and want to vomit. I don't know what he did but it was so bad that when everyone went out to play basketball, the entire class ostracized him for the day and made him play by himself at the farthest basketball court.
Infinite Revolution
19-12-2006, 18:13
the smell of unwashed hair makes me gag.