Funniest thing you've heard all day!
Darknovae
19-12-2006, 01:49
For me, probably this:
Too much acid? What are you talking about? Are you saying that they ate too many lemons or something?! :eek: :confused:
:D
How about you guys?
Potarius
19-12-2006, 01:50
I haven't heard anything especially funny today. Overall, it's been kind of a downer.
Rejistania
19-12-2006, 01:59
From a mail:
> Forum and homepage will move to the regular port 80 as soon
> as everything is upset :)
Sometimes, in English, close is very far away...
The Scandinvans
19-12-2006, 02:00
Here it is: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1734727723734486891&q=Spore
Greater Valia
19-12-2006, 02:02
This car belongs to the World Bank! That money goes to Italy!
I watched Fear and Loathing this morning... Yeah...
Snafturi
19-12-2006, 02:09
Walken reading the 3 Little Pigs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2vNk4K3YaIc).
Woflie Burns!
Kiryu-shi
19-12-2006, 02:12
Gabbly is funny. *nods*
United Guppies
19-12-2006, 02:12
This is my everyday funny. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)
Kitten huffing, Oscar Wilde, AAAAAAA!, Mr. T, Grues, Zork, and more in the linked text. THAT'S my funny for EVERY day!:fluffle: :D
The Infinite Dunes
19-12-2006, 02:13
I've been watching clips of 'Have I Got News For You' on youtube all day. I couldn't really single on out as being the funniest. No... wait.. I can... I'll go see if I can find it again.
There we are -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5bJWef21gM&mode=related&search=
The Metal Horde
19-12-2006, 02:15
Me: *turns to steve* "Where can I eat some asian chicks?"
Steve: *turns to me*
Me: "Aw man. I just said 'eat' didn't i?"
Steve and Me: *cracks up*
Potarius
19-12-2006, 02:16
Me: *turns to steve* "Where can I eat some asian chicks?"
Steve: *turns to me*
Me: "Aw man. I just said 'eat' didn't i?"
Steve and Me: *cracks up*
That's one of the best slip-ups ever.
The Metal Horde
19-12-2006, 02:17
Gabbly is funny. *nods*
Second. *nods*
Smunkeeville
19-12-2006, 03:13
while waiting for the doctor today the kids and hubby and I were playing "one of these things is not like the other" where we give a list of things and my kids have to figure out which one is different and why
example
cow
whale
Grandma
snake
my 5 year old answers "snake" while my 3 year old says "yeah, because snakes aren't fat"
after we all stopped laughing, my 5 year old explained to my 3 year old that the snake was different because it wasn't a mammal.
Mogtaria
19-12-2006, 03:16
Playing world of warcraft not so long ago, my hunter ran out of mana and he was saying "I need more mana" and "Not enough mana". My 5 year old was watching me play as I was doing this and after a minute he dissappeared into the Kitchen. I heard him open the fridge door and he promptly came back proffering a Banana and said "He needs more 'nanas"
The Metal Horde
19-12-2006, 03:22
Playing world of warcraft not so long ago, my hunter ran out of mana and he was saying "I need more mana" and "Not enough mana". My 5 year old was watching me play as I was doing this and after a minute he dissappeared into the Kitchen. I heard him open the fridge door and he promptly came back proffering a Banana and said "He needs more 'nanas"
Aw man, I was totally expecting him to go to the kitchen asking for mana. That would be great.
Sarkhaan
19-12-2006, 03:30
while waiting for the doctor today the kids and hubby and I were playing "one of these things is not like the other" where we give a list of things and my kids have to figure out which one is different and why
example
cow
whale
Grandma
snake
my 5 year old answers "snake" while my 3 year old says "yeah, because snakes aren't fat"
after we all stopped laughing, my 5 year old explained to my 3 year old that the snake was different because it wasn't a mammal.
ahh...the priceless honesty of youth. This has become my number one for the day. Granted, it is the only thing thusfar, but it wins none the less.
Curious Inquiry
19-12-2006, 03:55
while waiting for the doctor today the kids and hubby and I were playing "one of these things is not like the other" where we give a list of things and my kids have to figure out which one is different and why
example
cow
whale
Grandma
snake
my 5 year old answers "snake" while my 3 year old says "yeah, because snakes aren't fat"
after we all stopped laughing, my 5 year old explained to my 3 year old that the snake was different because it wasn't a mammal.
Your 3 year old is funnier than I am :p :eek: :( :D
Fleckenstein
19-12-2006, 03:57
Your 3 year old is funnier than I am :p :eek: :( :D
Are you smiley bipolar?
Smunkeeville
19-12-2006, 04:00
Your 3 year old is funnier than I am :p :eek: :( :D
we decided to accept the answer (because we couldn't prove the existence of obese snakes)
we also accepted the answers
"whale" because the others don't primarily live in water
"Grandma" because she is human
"snake" because we couldn't prove the existence of cows, whales or grandmothers with poison venom (or any venom for that matter)
"cow" because it has a vowel after the first letter while the others do not
and "Grandma" because it is more than one syllable.
Curious Inquiry
19-12-2006, 04:01
Are you smiley bipolar?
I was trying to demonstrate the range of emotions the realization put me through. First "I'm being funny." Then "Wait, is that true?" Then "Duh, of course it's true." And finally "Woohoo! The zaniness will live on!"
Curious Inquiry
19-12-2006, 04:03
we decided to accept the answer (because we couldn't prove the existence of obese snakes)
we also accepted the answers
"whale" because the others don't primarily live in water
"Grandma" because she is human
"snake" because we couldn't prove the existence of cows, whales or grandmothers with poison venom (or any venom for that matter)
"cow" because it has a vowel after the first letter while the others do not
and "Grandma" because it is more than one syllable.
Ever seen a Grandma whose grandchild has been slighted? ;)
Mogtaria
19-12-2006, 04:03
we decided to accept the answer (because we couldn't prove the existence of obese snakes)
we also accepted the answers
"whale" because the others don't primarily live in water
"Grandma" because she is human
"snake" because we couldn't prove the existence of cows, whales or grandmothers with poison venom (or any venom for that matter)
"cow" because it has a vowel after the first letter while the others do not
and "Grandma" because it is more than one syllable.
excellent work :)
Pure Metal
19-12-2006, 04:06
For me, probably this:
:D
How about you guys?
pretty much anything in RuleCaucasia's amazing thread ;)
I didn't hear this today, but I found it hilarious. (and slightly painful) I thought you might enjoy this, since you write, no?
http://fanfiction.ytmnd.com/
:p
Fleckenstein
19-12-2006, 04:12
I was trying to demonstrate the range of emotions the realization put me through. First "I'm being funny." Then "Wait, is that true?" Then "Duh, of course it's true." And finally "Woohoo! The zaniness will live on!"
:D :( :D :( :D :(
:p