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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

1010102
18-12-2006, 23:50
The answer to this is basic math.

How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood chuck could chuck wood?

There are 57 leters in The sentance. Divide that by 15 words and you get 3.8! I have solved this age old tounge twister!


How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood chuck could chuck wood? 3.8 pieces of wood!
The Nazz
18-12-2006, 23:52
The answer to any question with the word chuck in it is obviously Chuck Norris. Duh.
Darknovae
18-12-2006, 23:53
Where did the 15 come from?
Morganatron
18-12-2006, 23:53
The answer to this is basic math.

How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood chuck could chuck wood?

There are 57 leters in The sentance. Divide that by 15 and you get 3.8! I have solved this age old tounge twister!


How much wood could a wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood chuck could chuck wood? 3.8 pieces of wood!

Wait, is that 3.8 pieces of wood a day? A week? A year???
How big are these pieces of wood?
Is this a woodchuck in captivity?
Drunk commies deleted
18-12-2006, 23:55
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html

He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The Judas Panda
19-12-2006, 00:00
10x his own body weight per day in the wild, only 3x in captivity due to laziness and lack of real competition in mating terms.
Maineiacs
19-12-2006, 00:41
How do you get .8 pieces of wood? I mean, even if it's a piece 20% smaller than all the others, it's still 1 piece, right?
Swilatia
19-12-2006, 00:49
as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.