NationStates Jolt Archive

come on it would be hilarious, the on going adventures of that wacky bunch of religious extremists and the juggle family lives, legal carreers and protesting dead soldiers and gay peopke. what could possibly make more entertaining tv. they have made plenty of shows about hasbeen stars behaving badly and shallow young underwear models doing humiliating stunts, as well as a host of other stupid and tasteless crap. they need to take things to the next level, pick the most obnoxious group in america and let us watch their crazy adventures for an hour each a week.

And even if they can't be fooled into allowing a "documentary" of their crusade it's ripe for a satirical sitcom.

but how will we stop the camera men from killing them?

We supply them with medical marijuana and a ton of munchies.

I'd go with it if we can evict one every week via a phone poll.










Did I say evict? I meant execute.

sometimes they almost seem like intentional self parody... some sort of multigenerational dadaist proformance art piece. i have to admit, their purity of venom and complete lack of normal social limits fascinates me. they are like the over the top villians in some third rate novel about a religious cult, they are like the bad guys in a lifetime movie. their lack of irony make you look twice to make sure you just didn't miss it.

come on it would be hilarious, the on going adventures of that wacky bunch of religious extremists and the juggle family lives, legal carreers and protesting dead soldiers and gay peopke. what could possibly make more entertaining tv. they have made plenty of shows about hasbeen stars behaving badly and shallow young underwear models doing humiliating stunts, as well as a host of other stupid and tasteless crap. they need to take things to the next level, pick the most obnoxious group in america and let us watch their crazy adventures for an hour each a week.

And then every week we can tell them that god has decided to condem one of them off the show and into a pit of fire filled with gay men.

There is actually a documentary following Fred Phelps and his family around.

There is actually a documentary following Fred Phelps and his family around.

God who's the sadistic bastard that decided to do this?

And then every week we can tell them that god has decided to condem one of them off the show and into a pit of fire filled with gay men.

I like you.

But seriously, we should figure out a way to keep them from contacting each other when they are evicted. Like putting them in some kind of happy fun apartment in New York or something where their needs are met till the whole show is over. Which could potentially take years...

I like you.

But seriously, we should figure out a way to keep them from contacting each other when they are evicted. Like putting them in some kind of happy fun apartment in New York or something where their needs are met till the whole show is over. Which could potentially take years...

Eh, just trap them in a Gay Bar in San Francisco.

Eh, just trap them in a Gay Bar in San Francisco.

So how do you keep those guys from killing 'em? Though honestly a gay bar would be heaven for old Fred. He's so far in the closet he's still finding christmas presents.

You know what would make this complete?

If Richard Simmons was the host, along with Ellen Degeneres.

maybe on the spot interviewing from a cardinal

You know what would make this complete?

If Richard Simmons was the host, along with Ellen Degeneres.

And, taking some other people's ideas, each week they would be evicted and whoever gets evicted is locked up in a gay bar, with NO WAY OUT. :D

Inject those voted off with water and tell them it is a chemical gene therapy that will make them gay. Then see what happens. We might have an instant spin-off. :)

Inject those voted off with water and tell them it is a chemical gene therapy that will make them gay. Then see what happens. We might have an instant spin-off. :)

And then lock 'em in a gay bar!

Westboro Baptist Church and Pastor Phelps should have their own reality TV show
For me to poop on! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/poop.jpg

So how do you keep those guys from killing 'em? Though honestly a gay bar would be heaven for old Fred. He's so far in the closet he's still finding christmas presents.

From 1953.

come on it would be hilarious, the on going adventures of that wacky bunch of religious extremists and the juggle family lives, legal carreers and protesting dead soldiers and gay peopke. what could possibly make more entertaining tv. they have made plenty of shows about hasbeen stars behaving badly and shallow young underwear models doing humiliating stunts, as well as a host of other stupid and tasteless crap. they need to take things to the next level, pick the most obnoxious group in america and let us watch their crazy adventures for an hour each a week.

... except you'll be giving them 30 - 60 minutes of fame of which to spread their "message" and gain more followers... not only in America, but all over the world.

... except you'll be giving them 30 - 60 minutes of fame of which to spread their "message" and gain more followers... not only in America, but all over the world.
yeah but they don't really seem to be looking for followers, their church is composed mainly of family members and a few friends.