Horny burgers!
United Guppies
18-12-2006, 20:44
I know you probably went over this 1-2 years ago, but I just wanna mention......
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mcsex/1.gif
See anything wrong with that ad from McDonalds?
More info here. (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mcsex/default.php)
So the guy wants to bone a burger. Who are you to judge?
Call to power
18-12-2006, 20:49
your too late to stop us now!!! (http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%207/mccheese2.jpg)
Drunk commies deleted
18-12-2006, 20:51
So is fucking a hamburger necro-beastiality or just some weird food fetish?
Farnhamia
18-12-2006, 20:53
So is fucking a hamburger necro-beastiality or just some weird food fetish?
Hmm, good question. Food fetish, I think. Humping a side of beef, on the other hand, not to mention the entire poultry side of things ...
United Guppies
18-12-2006, 20:55
So the guy wants to bone a burger. Who are you to judge?
First of all, fucking a burger is NOT POSSIBLE! It's just wrong! McDonalds said the marketing department didn't know that "I'd Hit It" meant sex.
United Guppies
18-12-2006, 20:57
So is fucking a hamburger necro-beastiality or just some weird food fetish?
McDonalds's marketing department is too stupid to realize what it means! Another reason it should not exist!
Psychotic Mongooses
18-12-2006, 20:59
First of all, fucking a burger is NOT POSSIBLE!
Pffft. Tell that to my penis.
What...?
First of all, fucking a burger is NOT POSSIBLE! It's just wrong! McDonalds said the marketing department didn't know that "I'd Hit It" meant sex.
Yes erm.....you fail at humour
United Guppies
18-12-2006, 21:01
Burger King! Burger King! Say It With Me Now! Burger King Is Better Than Mccrappy's! Only Quiznos Is Better! Burger King! Burger King!
Drunk commies deleted
18-12-2006, 21:01
First of all, fucking a burger is NOT POSSIBLE! Uh, yeah it is. Unless you want to be picky and call it "masturbating with a hamburger". My first job on the books was at a burger joint. It's just wrong! McDonalds said the marketing department didn't know that "I'd Hit It" meant sex. Do they recruit their marketing department personel from Nepalese retirement homes?
Farnhamia
18-12-2006, 21:02
Burger King! Burger King! Say It With Me Now! Burger King Is Better Than Mccrappy's! Only Quiznos Is Better! Burger King! Burger King!
McDonalds' fries are better than sex, almost. Actually, sometimes they are better.
Psychotic Mongooses
18-12-2006, 21:03
Uh, yeah it is. Unless you want to be picky and call it "masturbating with a hamburger". My first job on the books was at a burger joint.
......eww....
Drunk commies deleted
18-12-2006, 21:03
......eww....
Hey, I never actually said I did it.
......eww....
As long as the burger consented...it's okay.
Call to power
18-12-2006, 21:05
First of all, fucking a burger is NOT POSSIBLE!
stick your penis into the burger either on top or below the meet-hold burger tightly with hands-move penis back and forth till ejaculation is achieved
who wants to hear more? :D
Hmm, good question. Food fetish, I think. Humping a side of beef, on the other hand, not to mention the entire poultry side of things ...
don't be silly there isn't any beef in McDonalds burgers
United Guppies
18-12-2006, 21:05
Click on the link in the first post, and there's an article about it, and a slideshow showing the ads McD's would probably have made if Mc'Ds really were sexual. Here's a preview:
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mcsex/banner6.gif