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As I was sipping yet another Red Bull today, I realized that it is quite simply, the best drink the world. It's delicious, it has a nice buzz to it, and it contains just the right ammount meaning you don't get too much or too little.

In a perfect world, Red Bull would be free for everyone and could be used as a fuel source for cars, airplanes, etc. I've come across other drinks in my life such as water, milk, and Monster (which sucks), but none of these can ever compare to Red Bull.

Some people drink Coa-coa when it's hot, or a cold soda or ice-tea when it's cold, but they are stupid people because Red Bull can be consumed all year around because it's so tasty.

Lets review why Red Bull is the best drink in the Universe.

A. It tastes like someone got Nerds candy and Smarties and turned it into a drink.
B. It wakes you up like a Star Bucks coffee but you don't have to suffer the guilt that you paid 8 dollars for it and you aren't exploiting poor people from Middle America who make twelve cents for every pount of coffee they sell.
C. Did I mention it tastes great?
D. The can looks really cool. Seriously, can you name a can that looks better?

If you have never had a Red Bull before, or you drink other crappy energy drinks like Monster, Full Throttle, or Vault, you should stop whatever it is you're doing, and head to the local convenient store and buy a Red Bull. You will not be dissapointed.

I drink about 12-16 cans of diet coke every day.

It's thick, looks like antifreeze, and tastes abominable.

Yeah, I'll be hurrying right out to try some more caffeinated antifreeze sludge. :p

As I was sipping yet another Red Bull today, I realized that it is quite simply, the best drink the world. It's delicious, it has a nice buzz to it, and it contains just the right ammount meaning you don't get too much or too little.

In a perfect world, Red Bull would be free for everyone and could be used as a fuel source for cars, airplanes, etc. I've come across other drinks in my life such as water, milk, and Monster (which sucks), but none of these can ever compare to Red Bull.

Some people drink Coa-coa when it's hot, or a cold soda or ice-tea when it's cold, but they are stupid people because Red Bull can be consumed all year around because it's so tasty.

Lets review why Red Bull is the best drink in the Universe.

A. It tastes like someone got Nerds candy and Smarties and turned it into a drink.
B. It wakes you up like a Star Bucks coffee but you don't have to suffer the guilt that you paid 8 dollars for it and you aren't exploiting poor people from Middle America who make twelve cents for every pount of coffee they sell.
C. Did I mention it tastes great?
D. The can looks really cool. Seriously, can you name a can that looks better?

If you have never had a Red Bull before, or you drink other crappy energy drinks like Monster, Full Throttle, or Vault, you should stop whatever it is you're doing, and head to the local convenient store and buy a Red Bull. You will not be dissapointed.


Erm...are you mixing cocaine into that red bull or just drinkingalotofredbullsoyerbraincanthinktwentysixthingsatthesametime?

I prefer Vault, thanks. It tastes nice, wakes me up, and doesn't taste like urine in a can.

Plus I can close the bottle.

Not sure what's going on, but there's never a bad time to plug:

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I prefer Vault, thanks. It tastes nice, wakes me up, and doesn't taste like urine in a can.

Plus I can close the bottle.

Do I even want to know how you know what urine tastes like?

If the crap wasn't $25 for a six pack maybe I'd buy it more often.

Do I even want to know how you know what urine tastes like?

Don't expect us to applaud you for being close minded schatzi.

In a perfect world, Red Bull would be free for everyone

Head to your local college campus. They're always giving out free energy drinks, particularly around midterms and finals.

Red Bull+vodka or Jagerbombs (red bull with a shot of jager dropped in) make a night worth while.

If the crap wasn't $25 for a six pack maybe I'd buy it more often.

It's two dollars a can and I don't think the company sells 6 packs. They sell 4 packs though for the affordable price of like 8 dollars.

Do I even want to know how you know what urine tastes like?

No comment.

Also, in response to Moxie,

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It's two dollars a can and I don't think the company sells 6 packs. They sell 4 packs though for the affordable price of like 8 dollars. ... ... ...

Where I live a single can is $6. The last time I went to the store, a four pack was $24.95

Pfhhh. Everyone knows that the best drink ever made is “three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shake it over ice then add a thin slice of lemon peel.”

Lets review why Red Bull is the worst drink in the Universe.

A. It tastes like someone took bat semen and Comet bathroom cleaner and made it into a drink.
B. It wakes you up, and then gives you gut rot like bad takeout food, so you're unable to sleep, but are in gut wrenching agony for hours. You also have to suffer the guilt that you paid about $2-3 for about six ounces of liquid.
C. Did I mention it tastes vile?
D. The can looks like a fucking can. Do you honestly give a shit what the container for your beverage looks like?

Fixed.










Anyone remember juice?

Surely I can't be the only one.

Tastes like bubble gum. V is better its honest, it tastes like what it is, battery acid.

No. Red bull is bad. It just tastes somewhat disgusting, is small and expensive, and it does not seem to wake me up at all.


Although, I admit, it was petty good when a friend of mine got four of us free Red Bulls for doing a kickflip. It was delicious, but only because it was like...105 degrees out, the can was ice cold, and we had been walking a while.

I would love red bull if it didnt make me ill afterwards

Relentless, at least at my local garage, comes at £1 a can, whereas Red Bull, effectively the same drink in a can half the size, comes at £1.29 a can.

What a bleedin' rip-off. I'd drink Relentless more, but it looks like a lager can and I get funny looks when I walk around drinking it at nine in the morning.

D. The can looks really cool. Seriously, can you name a can that looks better?



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Red Bull = phail!

Silly, sauturnes is the best drink in the world.

Red bull tastes foul.

Red Bull and Vodka is quite nice.

Silly, sauturnes is the best drink in the world.

Red bull tastes foul.
Sauternes is a bit too syrupy sweet for my taste (but still good!).

I wouldn't go so far as to say that Red Bull tastes foul, but it's definitely not my favourite drink in the world.

Red Bull and Vodka is quite nice.

That's the only acceptable use for Red Bull, although I haven't had that in years. All I drink these days is coffee, water, and beer.

Why is there a thread about Red Bull?
....just,why?Have we really killed all other thread ideas?

Red Bull is nasty, it tastes like sickly sweet cough syrup.


Edit: Miracle Body is better & it has a great name. :)

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As I was sipping yet another Red Bull today, I realized that it is quite simply, the best drink the world. It's delicious, it has a nice buzz to it, and it contains just the right ammount meaning you don't get too much or too little.
In a perfect world, Red Bull would be free for everyone and could be used as a fuel source for cars, airplanes, etc. I've come across other drinks in my life such as water, milk, and Monster (which sucks), but none of these can ever compare to Red Bull.
Some people drink Coa-coa when it's hot, or a cold soda or ice-tea when it's cold, but they are stupid people because Red Bull can be consumed all year around because it's so tasty.
Lets review why Red Bull is the best drink in the Universe.


How much is RB paying you for this advertise?


A. It tastes like someone got Nerds candy and Smarties and turned it into a drink.
B. It wakes you up like a Star Bucks coffee but you don't have to suffer the guilt that you paid 8 dollars for it and you aren't exploiting poor people from Middle America who make twelve cents for every pount of coffee they sell.
C. Did I mention it tastes great?
D. The can looks really cool. Seriously, can you name a can that looks better?

A.Uuurgh. I'd eat sugar if I want something THAT sweet. Omg.
B.You could learn how to make REAL coffee, like espresso or neapolitan coffee. And use an italian coffee mix if you want espresso. It costs a lot less than the Starbucks thingie.
C.Yes. You did.
D.So do the cans of a lot of things. I prefer glass bottles that usually come with wine, beer and liquors, though.

Relentless, at least at my local garage, comes at £1 a can, whereas Red Bull, effectively the same drink in a can half the size, comes at £1.29 a can.

What a bleedin' rip-off. I'd drink Relentless more, but it looks like a lager can and I get funny looks when I walk around drinking it at nine in the morning.

LOL....you should try walking round the office with one at 8am.....you can pretend you've not been home yet and just having 'a livener'

As I was sipping yet another Red Bull today, I realized that it is quite simply, the best drink the world. It's delicious, it has a nice buzz to it, and it contains just the right ammount meaning you don't get too much or too little.

In a perfect world, Red Bull would be free for everyone and could be used as a fuel source for cars, airplanes, etc. I've come across other drinks in my life such as water, milk, and Monster (which sucks), but none of these can ever compare to Red Bull.

Some people drink Coa-coa when it's hot, or a cold soda or ice-tea when it's cold, but they are stupid people because Red Bull can be consumed all year around because it's so tasty.

Lets review why Red Bull is the best drink in the Universe.

A. It tastes like someone got Nerds candy and Smarties and turned it into a drink.
B. It wakes you up like a Star Bucks coffee but you don't have to suffer the guilt that you paid 8 dollars for it and you aren't exploiting poor people from Middle America who make twelve cents for every pount of coffee they sell.
C. Did I mention it tastes great?
D. The can looks really cool. Seriously, can you name a can that looks better?

If you have never had a Red Bull before, or you drink other crappy energy drinks like Monster, Full Throttle, or Vault, you should stop whatever it is you're doing, and head to the local convenient store and buy a Red Bull. You will not be dissapointed.

boo! Pepsi Max FTW!


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I drink about 12-16 cans of diet coke every day.

You can get a free diabetes check at Lloyds Pharmacy if you live in the UK

I never drink redbull without vodka in it. I drink too much redbull.

Jolt Cola is truely the greatest beverage.

As for energy drinks, Boo-Koo > Red Bull.

i don't know what you're talking about. that stuff's disgusting.

You can get a free diabetes check at Lloyds Pharmacy if you live in the UK

why do you assume everyone here is from the UK?

Red Bull is great, mix it with Jack Daniels and you have the perfect drink.

I once gave a friend some JD and coke, it was very weak, and she hated it immensely. However when she tried some of my red bull which had JD in it, she actually loved it and drinks it often now. Try it, it tastes wonderful.

I drink about 12-16 cans of diet coke every day.

BUUUURP!

Just hope you don't have bladder problems.............:p

I dont drink Red Bull, and I never will becuz WATER OWNS ALL! HEIL H2O!

Ahhh Red bull he coke head, and vodka bingers tipple of choice.:p