Soviet Russian jokes Anyone?
The Scandinvans
18-12-2006, 03:19
Well give me your jokes and let us see if they make me laugh.
(In context to be Soviet Era(
In Russia if you no like government, you will learn to love the gulag.
In Russia, no like to go to party, you best for the Party.
Lunatic Goofballs
18-12-2006, 03:22
In Soviet Russia, old worn out jokes tire of you!
Lacadaemon
18-12-2006, 03:24
In soviet union, joke tells you.
CthulhuFhtagn
18-12-2006, 03:27
America, what a country. Here, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
Arrkendommer
18-12-2006, 03:31
In soviet Russia, horse rides you!
Wilgrove
18-12-2006, 03:48
Is it sad that these old "In Soviet Russia" jokes are making me laugh so hard? :confused:
In Soviet Russia road forks you!
Wereninja
18-12-2006, 03:51
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you! :eek:
Walther Realized
18-12-2006, 03:57
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you! :eek:
Best. Russian reversal. EVAR. You win the thread. gj :D
Wereninja
18-12-2006, 03:59
Best. Russian reversal. EVAR. You win the thread. gj :D
In Soviet Russia, the thread wins me. :(
Andaras Prime
18-12-2006, 03:59
In Soviet Russia, forums spam you!
Teh_pantless_hero
18-12-2006, 04:00
In Soviet Russia, joke's on you!
In Soviet Russia, roads fork you, from behind.
Divine Imaginary Fluff
18-12-2006, 04:47
See my signature. (might be hard to understand if you don't know about C++ and its creator. the point is that Stroustrup conciders the C preprocessor evil, and the C preprocessor code declares him so)
Teh_pantless_hero
18-12-2006, 04:50
Wow, I don't even get that.
Shotagon
18-12-2006, 05:14
The best Soviet Russia joke I ever heard was:
In Soviet Russia, the government controls the commerce.
Clever, isn't it. :D
Cotenshire
18-12-2006, 05:23
In America, you can always find a party, but in Russia, the Party can always find you. :D
Hammurab
18-12-2006, 05:53
In Soviet Russian, an old babushka is out to buy fish...but having bad eyes, she mistakenly walks into the meat store.
When she realizes she is in the wrong store, she says "Oh, you have no fish."
The butcher says "Lady, this is the meat store, I have no meat. The fish store has no fish."
My russian professor claims this is much funnier in Russian (and Russia, circa food lines).
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
18-12-2006, 05:59
The best Soviet Russia joke I ever heard was:
In Soviet Russia, the government controls the commerce.
Clever, isn't it. :D
So clever, in fact I think I'll sigg it.
Katganistan
18-12-2006, 06:26
In Soviet Russia, old worn out jokes tire of you!
We have a winner.