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Evolution and Heaven

Helspotistan
17-12-2006, 22:20
I know there are quite a few folks who are christian and don't find any conflict between christian teachings and current scientific thought.
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven? If you could teach a chimpanze or a gorilla about jesus and they chose to believe would they have an opportunity to go to heaven?

I know this sounds confrontational... but it really isn't intended that way.. I just had an odd thought and was wondering what the good folk on NSG thought of it...
United Beleriand
17-12-2006, 22:25
I know there are quite a few folks who are christian and don't find any conflict between christian teachings and current scientific thought.
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven? If you could teach a chimpanze or a gorilla about jesus and they chose to believe would they have an opportunity to go to heaven?

I know this sounds confrontational... but it really isn't intended that way.. I just had an odd thought and was wondering what the good folk on NSG thought of it...1. Those humans who believe in Jesus aren't going to heaven.
2. Thank Yah no chimpanzee or gorilla would ever adhere to this utter crap.
Cullons
17-12-2006, 22:33
I know there are quite a few folks who are christian and don't find any conflict between christian teachings and current scientific thought.
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven? If you could teach a chimpanze or a gorilla about jesus and they chose to believe would they have an opportunity to go to heaven?

I know this sounds confrontational... but it really isn't intended that way.. I just had an odd thought and was wondering what the good folk on NSG thought of it...

yeah good question!

can Bush get into heaven?
Ashmoria
17-12-2006, 22:36
when evolution (and creation) is complete, even grass will be saved.
Call to power
17-12-2006, 22:37
animals don't go to heaven because God is an A-hole who hates animals for some reason (most likely some horrible incident in his childhood or an allergy)
Arinola
17-12-2006, 22:38
1. Those humans who believe in Jesus aren't going to heaven.
2. Thank Yah no chimpanzee or gorilla would ever adhere to this utter crap.

Wait,so you're God now?
You're not?
In that case,don't pass jusdgement.Isn't your job.
The Pacifist Womble
17-12-2006, 22:38
1. Those humans who believe in Jesus aren't going to heaven.
2. Thank Yah no chimpanzee or gorilla would ever adhere to this utter crap.
1. Why, do you think that all Christians are bad people?

2. Yah? You aren't Jewish, are you?

yeah good question!

can Bush get into heaven?
You win the thread.
The Alma Mater
17-12-2006, 22:38
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven?

According to the description of paradise, animals lived and plants/trees grew there.
If heaven is like paradise we at least know they can exist there.
The Alma Mater
17-12-2006, 22:40
1. Why, do you think that all Christians are bad people?

Well.. many Christians seem to believe that non-Christians will go to hell, regardless of how they lived their life. Turning that around is not unfair in my opinion, though just as silly.
United Beleriand
17-12-2006, 22:42
1. Why, do you think that all Christians are bad people?
2. Yah? You aren't Jewish, are you?1. At least those who dwell on being Christian.
2. Hell no. Yah ain't jewish.

You win the thread.O yes o yes o yes.
Arinola
17-12-2006, 22:45
Well.. many Christians seem to believe that non-Christians will go to hell, regardless of how they lived their life. Turning that around is not unfair in my opinion, though just as silly.

Well who are they to pass judgement?I'm a Christian.Ain't my calling on who's going to hell and who isn't.
The Pacifist Womble
17-12-2006, 22:47
1. At least those who dwell on being Christian.
2. Hell no. Yah ain't jewish.
1. What do you mean? The self-righteous hypocrites?

2. What is Yah? What is your religion?
Nomanslanda
17-12-2006, 22:57
1. What do you mean? The self-righteous hypocrites?

2. What is Yah? What is your religion?

1) ignore him... he's rambling

2) yah if i'm not mistaken refers to the head of the rastafarian trinity... which just happens to be the same figure as jehove (as i said, he's rambling)
United Beleriand
17-12-2006, 22:57
1. What do you mean? The self-righteous hypocrites?
2. What is Yah? What is your religion?1. Those, the self-righteous and the hypocrites. Generally those who put faith over knowledge.
2. Yah is Enki/Ea. I follow no religion.

1) ignore him... he's rambling
2) yah if i'm not mistaken refers to the head of the rastafarian trinity... which just happens to be the same figure as jehove (as i said, he's rambling)There is no such thing as a "Rastafarian trinity". And the Jah of Rastafarian ideology is somewhat different from the judeo-christian Yahweh/Jehova.
Katganistan
17-12-2006, 22:58
If a chimp or gorilla had true sentience, and could understand what it was being told about Christianity, probably it could go to heaven.

I believe the early church separated animals from humans by saying animals did not have souls -- what other difference, really, is there between animals and humans than the perception of which one is sentient? ;) Maybe what they thought was the spiritual self is really the sentient, self aware part.

It'll be pretty funny to get up there and find the dolphins are running the show. ;)
Unlucky_and_unbiddable
17-12-2006, 23:00
Or those crazy mice....
Salarma
17-12-2006, 23:01
The threoy of Evolution I believe to be almost correct:confused: , BUT, I also believe that there may be a heaven. Now, I love to read and from books I read, I know 3 threoys of heaven:

1.When you die you age backwards (From Elsewhere/Good book;was odd)

2.When you die you meet 5 people who you or they changed your life in some way (The 5 people you meet in heaven/Great book;sad)

3.Before you die creatures come to take you to heaven and If you kill yourself you turn into a monster (Full moon/comic;So odd)

And i some way I believe in this. Why? I don't know.:confused:
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:06
If a chimp or gorilla had true sentience, and could understand what it was being told about Christianity, probably it could go to heaven.

I believe the early church separated animals from humans by saying animals did not have souls -- what other difference, really, is there between animals and humans than the perception of which one is sentient? ;) Maybe what they thought was the spiritual self is really the sentient, self aware part.

It'll be pretty funny to get up there and find the dolphins are running the show. ;)

I thought it was the little white mice?
Brutland and Norden
17-12-2006, 23:09
It's possible to believe in both. Count me as one of those people who believe in both. I even have had devoutly religious biology teachers.

Conflict? I've resolved that a long time ago. It seems to me they want to square off Creation and Evolution like roosters in a cockfight. No need for it actually. ;)

My belief is that they actually complement each other.
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:12
It's possible to believe in both. Count me as one of those people who believe in both. I even have had devoutly religious biology teachers.

Conflict? I've resolved that a long time ago. It seems to me they want to square off Creation and Evolution like roosters in a cockfight. No need for it actually. ;)

My belief is that they actually complement each other.

Evolution: "Your prose is well composed."
Bible: "Why, thank you! I've always admired your platypus."
Evolution: *blushes*
Armistria
17-12-2006, 23:15
Well.. many Christians seem to believe that non-Christians will go to hell, regardless of how they lived their life. Turning that around is not unfair in my opinion, though just as silly.And I'm a bad person for warning someone that they will die? Look, like Arinola said, Christians don't call the shots. If you're non-religious then what does it matter to you if Christians warn other people of what will, happen, according to their teachings, if you don't believe them anyway? It's not like Christianity calls for you to jump off the tallest tower in the kingdom armed only with a sword and expect you to live. It's pretty simple to be saved; believe that Jesus died for you, repent of your sins; that's the basics.

God called Christians to warn other people of their fate; they didn't come up with heaven and hell! Believe me warning of impending hell offends a lot of people and it's not an easy thing to do. It's far easier to keep your mouth shut. It's not advised to start conversations with it, though. I knew a guy in secondary school who would preach death and torment; suffice to say that he wasn't much liked. That approach doesn't work. And I would've kept my mouth shut had you not brought it up. But seeing as you made that point I feel compelled to respond.
The Potato Factory
17-12-2006, 23:18
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster75665117.jpg
The Kaza-Matadorians
17-12-2006, 23:18
It's possible to believe in both. Count me as one of those people who believe in both. I even have had devoutly religious biology teachers.

Conflict? I've resolved that a long time ago. It seems to me they want to square off Creation and Evolution like roosters in a cockfight. No need for it actually. ;)

My belief is that they actually complement each other.

My biggest problem is that many in the field try to use evolution as a means to try to disprove creationism (it hasn't worked yet, haha).
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:18
And I'm a bad person for warning someone that they will die? Look, like Arinola said, Christians don't call the shots. If you're non-religious then what does it matter to you if Christians warn other people of what will, happen, according to their teachings, if you don't believe them anyway? It's not like Christianity calls for you to jump off the tallest tower in the kingdom armed only with a sword and expect you to live. It's pretty simple to be saved; believe that Jesus died for you, repent of your sins; that's the basics.

God called Christians to warn other people of their fate; they didn't come up with heaven and hell! Believe me warning of impending hell offends a lot of people and it's not an easy thing to do. It's far easier to keep your mouth shut. It's not advised to start conversations with it, though. I knew a guy in secondary school who would preach death and torment; suffice to say that he wasn't much liked. That approach doesn't work. And I would've kept my mouth shut had you not brought it up. But seeing as you made that point I feel compelled to respond.
There are those among us who believe it was invented. There's a BIG grey area around freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom from religion . . .
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:20
My biggest problem is that many in the field try to use evolution as a means to try to disprove creationism (it hasn't worked yet, haha).

It has unless you're an idiot, haha ;)
Nomanslanda
17-12-2006, 23:21
1. Those, the self-righteous and the hypocrites. Generally those who put faith over knowledge.
2. Yah is Enki/Ea. I follow no religion.

There is no such thing as a "Rastafarian trinity". And the Jah of Rastafarian ideology is somewhat different from the judeo-christian Yahweh/Jehova.

wiki disagrees:p

Rasta doctrine concerning the Holy Trinity relates to the name Haile Selassie meaning Power of the Trinity in Ge'ez. Rastas believe that Haile Selassie is both God the Father and God the Son of the holy Trinity, while it is themselves, and potentially all human beings, who embody the Holy Spirit. Some see Melchizedek in addition to Jesus as having been former incarnations of Haile Selassie.
Nomanslanda
17-12-2006, 23:24
Evolution: "Your prose is well composed."
Bible: "Why, thank you! I've always admired your platypus."
Evolution: *blushes*

cute but he did say "complement" as opposed to compliment... funny enough though :p
Helspotistan
17-12-2006, 23:27
It's possible to believe in both. Count me as one of those people who believe in both. I even have had devoutly religious biology teachers.

Conflict? I've resolved that a long time ago. It seems to me they want to square off Creation and Evolution like roosters in a cockfight. No need for it actually. ;)

My belief is that they actually complement each other.
Yeah a lot of people have said that to me before. I find them somewhat incongruous myself.

The idea that we have a reasonable idea of what is going on in the universe through scientific investigation and there is some kind of God entity that is outside of that seems to me to be possibly reconcilable.. I don't understand why you would need to but that is besides the point.

A Christian god in particular seems like a strange choice though. Just seems like in order to reconcile the 2 you have to ignore a whole swathe of components that make up the basis of the Christian faith.

So I was just interested as to where evolution fitted in. Where is a good point to stop being literal and start being metaphorical. Are humans still the chosen ones. If evolution is/was a steady process at which point in our history did we switch over to being humans and therefore valid entrants to heaven?

Is it when we became reproductively separate from other Homo sapiens like species? Presumably these very closely related species were also sentient. Which ones were excluded?

If it is soul related when in our history did we acquire souls? As evolution is a steady process will we at some point in the future lose them if we evolve beyond a certain point?

Is there a point at which the notion of a Christian God was formed or did we always know. If so did we know about God before we were reproductively isolated? Or did the idea arrive at exactly the point at which our population was finally separated from our ancestors? Could other Homo erectus be in heaven? Or were there generations of Homo sapiens that had no opportunity to enter heaven?

EDIT: Potato Factory.. that "Heavolution: Where obsolete animals go to die" is awesome!!
The Kaza-Matadorians
17-12-2006, 23:29
It has unless you're an idiot, haha ;)

Not everybody's been fooled by those evolutionists
Vetalia
17-12-2006, 23:30
Why not? The Bible doesn't say that animals don't have a spiritual essence, just that man is unique with his soul formed in God's image.

And, remember, animals did live in the Garden of Eden. If that was not a physical place but rather a spiritual one, it shows that animals do live spiritually even if they are not on the same level as humans. Perhaps animals are lucky enough to have that salvation because of their lack of knowledge of sin.
United Beleriand
17-12-2006, 23:30
wiki disagrees:pYeah, but who is wiki? The Rastafarians I know, and unfortunately I know many as I used to share an office with the owner of the top Rastafarian website in Germany, stronly disagree with basically all wiki. The Rastafarian movement is no homogeneous entity, you know. Right know I am co-writing a text for an ex-Rastafarian's website in Switzerland. Believe me, I know what this idiotic movement is about.
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:34
Why not? The Bible doesn't say that animals don't have a spiritual essence, just that man is unique with his soul formed in God's image.

And, remember, animals did live in the Garden of Eden. If that was not a physical place but rather a spiritual one, it shows that animals do live spiritually even if they are not on the same level as humans. Perhaps animals are lucky enough to have that salvation because of their lack of knowledge of sin.

Sadly, the "Hamlets" claim there was no suffering or death before the Fall. Since animals now suffer and die, they must also be Guilty :(
Vetalia
17-12-2006, 23:34
Oh, and do I believe in such a thing? Maybe. The only thing I know for sure is that I won't know until I get there.

There's a lot of evidence out there that has not been explained and there are a lot of personal accounts of something after death that I can't rule out; for example, the sheer volume of cases of children having memories of things they couldn't possibly know about people they're not related to and have never met suggests strongly that there is some kind of reincarnation or survival after death.
Armistria
17-12-2006, 23:35
There are those among us who believe it was invented. There's a BIG grey area around freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and freedom from religion . . .And you're free not to believe it. From a Christian's point of view this is what I believe. I believe that I have a right at least in this country to follow whatever religion I want, regardless of whether or not people think that I'm stupid for it.
Vetalia
17-12-2006, 23:36
Sadly, the "Hamlets" claim there was no suffering or death before the Fall. Since animals now suffer and die, they must also be Guilty :(

Of course, if you interpret Genesis to mean spiritual death (as in a shade in Sheol) rather than strictly mortality, it's a little different. Things always died, but they were no longer capable of reuniting with God after death due to original sin. Perhaps animals and humans suffered before, but without the loss of spiritual salvation?
The Kaza-Matadorians
17-12-2006, 23:37
...big snip...

It's a sentience thing.

Like someone just said, there were animals in the Garden. But, guess what the humans did (of their own volition) that the animals didn't... ya, that's right, they ate from the tree of knowledge, and now we're forced to live a life where we must choose between God and evil.
Curious Inquiry
17-12-2006, 23:39
And you're free not to believe it. From a Christian's point of view this is what I believe. I believe that I have a right at least in this country to follow whatever religion I want, regardless of whether or not people think that I'm stupid for it.

Oh, agreed. But somewhere there's a line, when a religion tells it's followers to spread it, where it stops being religion and becomes a virus :eek:
The Nuke Testgrounds
17-12-2006, 23:41
Oh, agreed. But somewhere there's a line, when a religion tells it's followers to spread it, where it stops being religion and becomes a virus :eek:

Ah yes, but does wearing a hazmat suit protect me from conversion?
Smunkeeville
17-12-2006, 23:42
I believe in an afterlife, I do not know the nature of it....
Zarakon
17-12-2006, 23:45
yeah good question!

can Bush get into heaven?

Yes, but a weird pseudo heaven with people for him to kill always. Sometimes he'll rape them first. Until Jesus comes and pimpslaps him.
Grave_n_idle
17-12-2006, 23:50
It's a sentience thing.

Like someone just said, there were animals in the Garden. But, guess what the humans did (of their own volition) that the animals didn't... ya, that's right, they ate from the tree of knowledge, and now we're forced to live a life where we must choose between God and evil.

I don't recall the scripture saying whether or not the animals ate from that tree...
Socialist Pyrates
17-12-2006, 23:51
something related-AI artificial intelligence.....how far are computer developers from developing a self aware AI......if AI becomes self aware does it become a life form? a life form with rights? what happens when these AI's self replicate?
Grave_n_idle
17-12-2006, 23:56
Yeah, but who is wiki? The Rastafarians I know, and unfortunately I know many as I used to share an office with the owner of the top Rastafarian website in Germany, stronly disagree with basically all wiki. The Rastafarian movement is no homogeneous entity, you know. Right know I am co-writing a text for an ex-Rastafarian's website in Switzerland. Believe me, I know what this idiotic movement is about.

Strangely, when you refer to it as 'this idiotic movement', and claim an 'ex' Rastafarian as your point of contact, I don't find you all that convincing as an authority...
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 00:01
something related-AI artificial intelligence.....how far are computer developers from developing a self aware AI......if AI becomes self aware does it become a life form? a life form with rights? what happens when these AI's self replicate?

Tiny hungry robots! Billions of them! (http://www.exitmundi.nl/graygoo.htm)
Helspotistan
18-12-2006, 00:07
something related-AI artificial intelligence.....how far are computer developers from developing a self aware AI......if AI becomes self aware does it become a life form? a life form with rights? what happens when these AI's self replicate?

Yeah just watched Blade Runner yesterday.. there are some pretty tough questions to answer there...

I start to have trouble with simple stuff like: If a man has total amnesia and has to relearn everything from scratch is he the same man as he was before. Is he any more the same man as he was before as an identical twin is the same man as his identical brother?

Let alone stuff like if you have an AI computer can you turn it off?
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 00:09
Yeah just watched Blade Runner yesterday.. there are some pretty tough questions to answer there...

I start to have trouble with simple stuff like: If a man has total amnesia and has to relearn everything from scratch is he the same man as he was before. Is he any more the same man as he was before as an identical twin is the same man as his identical brother?

Let alone stuff like if you have an AI computer can you turn it off?

Can you turn humans off?
Katganistan
18-12-2006, 00:18
I thought it was the little white mice?

Humans were THIRD most intelligent, remember. White mice and dolphins both came before them. ;)
The Pacifist Womble
18-12-2006, 00:26
2) yah if i'm not mistaken refers to the head of the rastafarian trinity... which just happens to be the same figure as jehove (as i said, he's rambling)
I thought Rastafari was a Christian sect.


2. Yah is Enki/Ea. I follow no religion.
Enki existed in the religion of ancient Sumer.

Are you a pantheist?
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 00:29
I thought Rastafari was a Christian sect.


More likely to be a form of strict Judaism.... they follow the Nazarite laws.
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 00:29
I thought Rastafari was a Christian sect.Rather a Jewish sect.
More likely to be a form of strict Judaism.... they follow the Nazarite laws.At least some claim to do so. However most of them don't even know what Nazarite law really instructs.
Enki existed in the religion of ancient Sumer.And? He didn't just disappear.
Are you a pantheist?No.
Lacadaemon
18-12-2006, 00:31
Can you turn humans off?

yes. turning them back on is nearly impossible though.
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 00:32
yes. turning them back on is nearly impossible though.

Then the same can be done to self-sentient AI methinks.
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 00:34
yes. turning them back on is nearly impossible though.

A picture of Salma Hayek, and a jar of peanut butter should...

Err.. maybe I misunderstand...
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 00:36
A picture of Salma Hayek, and a jar of peanut butter should...

Err.. maybe I misunderstand...

I hope you do :p
Rooseveldt
18-12-2006, 00:38
I thought Rastafari was a Christian sect.


Enki existed in the religion of ancient Sumer.

Are you a pantheist?

no. just weird.
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 00:39
A picture of Salma Hayek, and a jar of peanut butter should...
Err.. maybe I misunderstand...You mean, as in DOGMA ?
http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/salma_hayek/sa029327.jpg
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 00:51
You mean, as in DOGMA ?
http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/salma_hayek/sa029327.jpg

I was actually thinking "From Dusk Till Dawn", but it's hard to find bad in either...

http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--10034505/Salma_Hayek_From_Dusk_Till_Dawn.htm#
Rooseveldt
18-12-2006, 00:52
either way we still don't have our peanut butter.
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 00:56
I was actually thinking "From Dusk Till Dawn", but it's hard to find bad in either...

http://www.art.com/asp/sp-asp/_/pd--10034505/Salma_Hayek_From_Dusk_Till_Dawn.htm#Well, in Dogma she played a heavenly Muse. I found that more fitting for this thread.... :p
Despoticania
18-12-2006, 00:58
If there is a heaven, animals will certainly go there, too. That is because heaven is supposed to be a place of eternal joy, with no suffering, and for many people (including me), heaven would not be such a place without animals!

(I really love my dog)
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 00:58
Well, in Dogma she played a heavenly Muse. I found that more fitting for this thread.... :p

Oh, indeed. I just think she's hot in DTD. Of course, maybe I could come up with some 'logic' about the 'evolution of Aztec vampires'... ;)
Pure Metal
18-12-2006, 01:01
I know there are quite a few folks who are christian and don't find any conflict between christian teachings and current scientific thought.
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven? If you could teach a chimpanze or a gorilla about jesus and they chose to believe would they have an opportunity to go to heaven?

I know this sounds confrontational... but it really isn't intended that way.. I just had an odd thought and was wondering what the good folk on NSG thought of it...

i don't believe in an afterlife.
i see no reason to.
end of story.
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 01:03
i don't believe in an afterlife.
i see no reason to.
end of story.

I see a number of really good reasons to believe in an afterlife.

Unfortunately, I can't change what I believe just becaus it would be 'nice'.
Starlanda
18-12-2006, 01:06
I know there are quite a few folks who are christian and don't find any conflict between christian teachings and current scientific thought.
I was wondering then whether you believe in an afterlife? And if so are there only people in heaven, or do other life forms go to heaven? If you could teach a chimpanze or a gorilla about jesus and they chose to believe would they have an opportunity to go to heaven?

I know this sounds confrontational... but it really isn't intended that way.. I just had an odd thought and was wondering what the good folk on NSG thought of it...

I don't think that there is anything wrong with scientific thought and I am a Christian. Of course, most people say that they are Christian, so it is hard to know what you mean when you refer to one as "Christian." Science is science, but so long as it goes along with the Bible. At least this is how I see it.

I believe in heaven and no, I don't believe that animals go to heaven. My reasoning behind this is because that the Bible says that only those who have souls go to heaven and animals don't have souls. I wish animals could go, but I really don't think that they will.

Great question though!
Zavistan
18-12-2006, 01:08
All dogs go to heaven!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096787/
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 01:08
I don't think that there is anything wrong with scientific thought and I am a Christian. Of course, most people say that they are Christian, so it is hard to know what you mean when you refer to one as "Christian." Science is science, but so long as it goes along with the Bible. At least this is how I see it.

I believe in heaven and no, I don't believe that animals go to heaven. My reasoning behind this is because that the Bible says that only those who have souls go to heaven and animals don't have souls. I wish animals could go, but I really don't think that they will.

Great question though!

Read the scripture in the native tongue - just because the poor English translations don't mention animal 'souls', doesn't mean it wasn't there originally.
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:09
I see a number of really good reasons to believe in an afterlife.

Unfortunately, I can't change what I believe just becaus it would be 'nice'.

But, wouldn't that be nicer?
Mogtaria
18-12-2006, 01:10
I believe in re-incarnation, heaven doesn't really apply, though there is a state of nirvana which one achieves after a number of lifetimes where you become one with the universe. This could be considered analogous to what some people percieve as "Heaven". So yes, I believe in an afterlife.

And on the nature of heaven and hell I like this koan:

A Samurai warrior approached master Hakuin and asked "What is hell and heaven?" The master took one look at the Samurai and started insulting him saying, "You are such a scruffy looking warrior you would never understand". The Samurai became furious and pulled out his sword. "There!" said Hakuin. "This is hell".

The Samurai had a flash of illumination and was overcome with gratitude, humbly bowing before the master. Hakuin said, "There! This is heaven".
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 01:14
But, wouldn't that be nicer?

It would, indeed. We arem't 'here' nearly long enough to do all I want to do. I'd really like there to be more that comes after this - and I'd really like it to be without all the suffering we see in this life. I wish it were so.

But, like the old saying goes: wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:15
It would, indeed. We arem't 'here' nearly long enough to do all I want to do. I'd really like there to be more that comes after this - and I'd really like it to be without all the suffering we see in this life. I wish it were so.

But, like the old saying goes: wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

Eat less, wish more and you should be fine ;)
Derscon
18-12-2006, 01:16
Can you turn humans off?

You turn me off...

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Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 01:16
Eat less, wish more and you should be fine ;)

I'd have to eat a lot less... and I think that would shorten my span on earth, not increase it. :D
Vetalia
18-12-2006, 01:17
And on the nature of heaven and hell I like this koan:

A Samurai warrior approached master Hakuin and asked "What is hell and heaven?" The master took one look at the Samurai and started insulting him saying, "You are such a scruffy looking warrior you would never understand". The Samurai became furious and pulled out his sword. "There!" said Hakuin. "This is hell".

The Samurai had a flash of illumination and was overcome with gratitude, humbly bowing before the master. Hakuin said, "There! This is heaven".

That's actually one of my favorites. :cool:
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:20
I'd have to eat a lot less... and I think that would shorten my span on earth, not increase it. :D

Yea, you've got a point there. You should think this over during dinner :p
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:21
You turn me off...

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I'm just too hot to handle.

:rolleyes:
Mogtaria
18-12-2006, 01:22
That's actually one of my favorites. :cool:

Then I am delighted to have made you smile :)
Free Soviets
18-12-2006, 01:22
Science is science, but so long as it goes along with the Bible.

which is not very far...
Pure Metal
18-12-2006, 01:23
I see a number of really good reasons to believe in an afterlife.

Unfortunately, I can't change what I believe just becaus it would be 'nice'.

oh i can see *that* 'reason'

just no "reason"... i.e. logic
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 01:28
I see a number of really good reasons to believe in an afterlife.Such as?
Belief means to accept an idea without proof. So what is a "reason to believe"?
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:29
Such as?
Belief means to accept an idea without proof. So what is a "reason to believe"?

A reason might be that it makes you feel better. And it seems like a pretty good reason too.
Mogtaria
18-12-2006, 01:29
Such as?
Belief means to accept an idea without proof. So what is a "reason to believe"?

Comfort and peace of mind. If it helps you to deal with the stress of everyday life then it's a very good reason. :)
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:29
Humans were THIRD most intelligent, remember. White mice and dolphins both came before them. ;)

Oh, okay! The surprise is the dolphins are in charge instead of the mice, got it ;)
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:30
Can you turn humans off?

Apparently it's my forte :(
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:31
Can you turn humans off?

It's rebooting them after that's so tough ;)
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:33
If there is a heaven, animals will certainly go there, too. That is because heaven is supposed to be a place of eternal joy, with no suffering, and for many people (including me), heaven would not be such a place without animals!

(I really love my dog)

Best argument in the thread, IMO :D
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:34
Apparently it's my forte :(

Now, now, no need for manic depressions. ;)

*pat on back*
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:36
I believe in re-incarnation, heaven doesn't really apply, though there is a state of nirvana which one achieves after a number of lifetimes where you become one with the universe. This could be considered analogous to what some people percieve as "Heaven". So yes, I believe in an afterlife.

And on the nature of heaven and hell I like this koan:

A Samurai warrior approached master Hakuin and asked "What is hell and heaven?" The master took one look at the Samurai and started insulting him saying, "You are such a scruffy looking warrior you would never understand". The Samurai became furious and pulled out his sword. "There!" said Hakuin. "This is hell".

The Samurai had a flash of illumination and was overcome with gratitude, humbly bowing before the master. Hakuin said, "There! This is heaven".

Namaste.
Vetalia
18-12-2006, 01:36
which is not very far...

It all depends on how willing you are to accommodate it. The actual theological stuff is entirely compatible; the problem comes in how literal you interpret the other stuff.
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:39
Now, now, no need for manic depressions. ;)

*pat on back*

Oh, I'm good :) Post was meant to be funny, even if true ;)
ETA: Thanks though! :)
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 01:45
Comfort and peace of mind. If it helps you to deal with the stress of everyday life then it's a very good reason. :)I don't see how relying on something insubstantial could possibly bring comfort and peace of mind. Knowledge would do that, but surely not belief?
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:48
I don't see how relying on something insubstantial could possibly bring comfort and peace of mind. Knowledge would do that, but surely not belief?

Different levels of delusion is all ;)
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 01:50
Different levels of delusion is all ;)

Indeed. Watch Matrix movies and be deluded :p
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 01:57
Indeed. Watch Matrix movies and be deluded :p

But on a completely different level :D
The Pacifist Womble
18-12-2006, 02:00
i don't believe in an afterlife.
i see no reason to.
end of story.
That's OK, the belief may come to you eventually. It can't be proven by reason.
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 02:00
But on a completely different level :D

Yes, which one are we on anyway?
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 02:01
Yes, which one are we on anyway?

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The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 02:03
42

I hope they have a toilet here. I really need to go. :p
Mogtaria
18-12-2006, 02:05
I don't see how relying on something insubstantial could possibly bring comfort and peace of mind. Knowledge would do that, but surely not belief?

That's ok :) you don't have to believe me.
Grave_n_idle
18-12-2006, 02:09
That's OK, the belief may come to you eventually. It can't be proven by reason.

Or any other way - except, one assumes, through personally witnessing an afterlife.

The only problem with that, is the timing. After - life. Which means, it can never be anything more than a baseless hope, during this one.
Curious Inquiry
18-12-2006, 02:12
I hope they have a toilet here. I really need to go. :p

Only if you have your own towel.
The Nuke Testgrounds
18-12-2006, 02:13
Only if you have your own towel.

Yea, they were on discount at level 33.
United Beleriand
18-12-2006, 03:11
Different levels of delusion is all ;)Is that your guide to life? And your slogan would be "more drugs" ?
The Pictish Revival
18-12-2006, 12:29
Is that your guide to life? And your slogan would be "more drugs" ?

Good idea. Chew enough illegal mushrooms and you'll experience some levels of delusion that you'll never forget.
Ifreann
18-12-2006, 12:35
Good idea. Chew enough illegal mushrooms and you'll experience some levels of delusion that you'll never forget.

Chew the wrongs ones and you'll never wake up to remember....
The Brevious
19-12-2006, 07:26
yeah good question!

can Bush get into heaven?
Post 3! WooT!