School recipe for Ranch dressing
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html
All I can say is delicious. A kid jerked off into the condiments of the school, forcing unknown kids to put his semen on their salads and sandwiches.
Gataway_Driver
17-12-2006, 02:09
hmmm salty
but seriously thats way over the line.
Wilgrove
17-12-2006, 02:14
Aww comon, he's just trying to put a piece of himself into his work! :D
Chandelier
17-12-2006, 02:15
That's disgusting. I hope no one got any diseases as a result of that. That's horrible.
TetristanBloc
17-12-2006, 02:23
LOL pure genius. He deserves a scholarship from the university of fun!
Cherry Ridge
17-12-2006, 03:38
He should be castrated.
He should be castrated.
No he should be forced to eat all the ranch dressing he jacked off into by itself.
Gataway_Driver
17-12-2006, 03:55
He should be castrated.
No he should be forced to eat all the ranch dressing he jacked off into by itself.
Either way he's never gonna do it again
Darknovae
17-12-2006, 03:56
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html
All I can say is delicious. A kid jerked off into the condiments of the school, forcing unknown kids to put his semen on their salads and sandwiches.
On one hand, hilarious. My friends joke about this all the time and it actually came true :eek: though thankfully not at my school ;)
On the other hand, ewww....
Lacadaemon
17-12-2006, 03:56
could be worse. he could have taken a shit in the bbq sauce.
could be worse. he could have taken a shit in the bbq sauce.
LOL
"This BBQ sauce sure is good today! A little chunky though."
"That's not a chunk of BBQ sauce. That's ****."
*Barfs*
Monkeypimp
17-12-2006, 04:08
I think the main problem with this funny prank was a complete lack of comedy value.
Lacadaemon
17-12-2006, 04:10
LOL
"This BBQ sauce sure is good today! A little chunky though."
"That's not a chunk of BBQ sauce. That's ****."
*Barfs*
Oh look, they added corn. How nice.
Poliwanacraca
17-12-2006, 04:11
Jesus. How phenomenally stupid does this kid have to be to think that forcing other people to eat his semen is a clever idea? What an ass.
Oh look, they added corn. How nice.
:mad:
Lacadaemon
17-12-2006, 04:13
:mad:
lollercircles
Slaughterhouse five
17-12-2006, 04:14
imagine how it must feel to hear about this and remembering that you ate the salad that day.
Lerkistan
17-12-2006, 04:26
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_348184146.html
All I can say is delicious. A kid jerked off into the condiments of the school, forcing unknown kids to put his semen on their salads and sandwiches.
See? I always knew there was a valid reason I don't want to eat any dressings.
That's disgusting and the kid should be forced to eat his own, straight up without it being inside something to help hide the taste.
Or a small prison sentence.
Slaughterhouse five
17-12-2006, 04:53
That's disgusting and the kid should be forced to eat his own, straight up without it being inside something to help hide the taste.
Or a small prison sentence.
maybe in this prison sentence all the other prisoners can add some flavor to his food
maybe in this prison sentence all the other prisoners can add some flavor to his foodEvil! I like it. :D