Frickin' Santa...
Sel Appa
16-12-2006, 20:18
I hear fire trucks going by so I think: Ok fire, nothing unusual. Then they come again and again then I realize: Oh crap those bastards tricked me again. So now they've gone by with the bit fat boy himself. I swear next year, I'm egging them for all the trauma they cause me thinking half the town is on fire.
Potarius
16-12-2006, 20:19
What the fuck are you on, man?
Almighty America
16-12-2006, 20:20
You'd be surprised how many fires break out during Christmas.
Call to power
16-12-2006, 20:20
a big fat man is driving fire trucks around at night?
Drunk commies deleted
16-12-2006, 20:22
In some towns the fire department dresses a fat child molester as Santa Claus and drives him around with the sirens wailing around Christmas time.
Celtlund
16-12-2006, 20:22
Santa is cool and deserves a ride on a fire truck. You must be jealous because you can't ride on one. Grinch, trying to steal Christmas because you can’t ride on a fire truck. Shame on you
I hear fire trucks going by so I think: Ok fire, nothing unusual. Then they come again and again then I realize: Oh crap those bastards tricked me again. So now they've gone by with the bit fat boy himself. I swear next year, I'm egging them for all the trauma they cause me thinking half the town is on fire.
o.O
How do you know that half the town ISN'T on fire!
Darknovae
16-12-2006, 20:25
o.O
How do you know that half the town ISN'T on fire!
*evil laughter* Ah hahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
>.>
<.<
*slinks back into the shadows of atheism*
Potarius
16-12-2006, 20:25
o.O
How do you know that half the town ISN'T on fire!
Or that the fire department is just trafficking drugs, most likely marijuana?
In some towns the fire department dresses a fat child molester as Santa Claus and drives him around with the sirens wailing around Christmas time.
ever seen a series called "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip"? it's a drama about the backstage of a SNL type show.
one of the skits they put on was the Dateline: Predator series... where they catch Santa as he's delivering toys to children.
"So, let me get this straight... a 12 year old girl writes to you, and here you are, late at night, with "Toys" for this 12 year old..."
Ashmoria
16-12-2006, 20:34
you mean in lieu of a parade the fire department dresses up a guy as santa, has him sit in a fire truck and drives around town with the siren on?
wow thats lame!
yeah i saw that studio 60 episode. it made me laugh.
New Xero Seven
16-12-2006, 20:39
Fire trucks are shexy.
Bitchkitten
16-12-2006, 20:43
Yeah I got stuck behind Santa the other day. They were preparing for the parade and Santa and his firetruck were blocking the road. Damn elves all over the place, standing around in the street. Small towns are a pain.
Swilatia
16-12-2006, 20:54
I'm glad we don't have this weirdery in Poland.
Rhursbourg
16-12-2006, 21:39
just glad santa is pulled by a tractor in my town
My town is too small and apathetic to do crap like this, huzzah!
Wilgrove
16-12-2006, 23:02
Our Santa just gets a float, no fire trucks, no sirens nothing.
Call to power
16-12-2006, 23:05
I haven’t actually seen a Santa in Northampton this year...weird (though CTP will be dressing as a perverted Santa oh yes!)
edit: actually I haven’t seen a Santa in 13 years WTF?!
Conniferus
16-12-2006, 23:12
I'm not sure if we do a Santa Claus in Nottingham...
...I mean, he'd need an AK to get out of St. Anne's alive, but that shouldn't neccesarily stop us.
Call to power
16-12-2006, 23:18
...I mean, he'd need an AK to get out of St. Anne's alive, but that shouldn't neccesarily stop us.
he could just go incognito (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2171/santachav7tj.jpg)
Darknovae
16-12-2006, 23:33
he could just go incognito (http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2171/santachav7tj.jpg)
O.o