NationStates Jolt Archive

A woman is sueing an adoption agency because her foster son squirted all over some valuable nude photos that the woman's boyfriend, a famous artist, took of her. The kid seems to not have known he was rubbing one out to pictures of his foster mother. So let that be a lesson to all teenagers. If you find spank material in your parent's room, just say no. It might save you years of therapy.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2

lol, poor kid. :p

the foster child should work hard to replace the missing photographs and then sum :mad:

:p

Hehe, DCD, you can always be counted upon to report hilarious stuff. :D

Three words: learn to aim.

And those nudes should have been, you know, glossed over or something. It's sort of a benchmark; if you can destroy it with your sperm, it just wasn't very strong in the first place.

The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).

It's sort of a benchmark; if you can destroy it with your sperm, it just wasn't very strong in the first place.

Does this rule of thumb also apply to relationships?

The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).
No kidding.

This made me chuckle: "Detail from a untitled work by photographer Sigmar Polke. MILF not pictured."

I'm surprised no one on this forum has made a fuss about the kid's name being Mehmet...

Hehe. I wonder if the kid realized he was...ahem, juicing, to his foster mother.

http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/1997/images/dann_polke.gif

http://images.google.com/images?q=Sigmar+Polke&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&start=0&sa=N

I'm suprised some of his works are actually classified as art. If this is an example of his work I wonder just what the photos the kid ruined looked like. :confused:

There is never a shortage of crazy stories is there? :D

:eek: That's going to be so awkward for both of them.
"fap fap fap fap...hmmm, she looks familiar...*sploddge*"
Why didn't he hide his crime?

Could you imagine th conevrsation when she discoverd it?

Mother:Get in here now!
Son: Yes...
Mother: Have you been....erm.....what have you done to these pictures of me?
Son: Thats you?!! *faints*

http://www.herdthinners.com/gifs/2003/1124.gif
:D

With the amount of sick people in this world, you'd think the selling value of these pictures would have quadrupeled instead of being a mere quarter of what they had been estimated at before.

Doesn't he know how to use a tissue?

Doesn't he know how to use a tissue?

don't be silly using a sock is much more fun

don't be silly using a sock is much more fun

I just use an old pair of boxers. Although I used to throw out socks with used condoms in them.

You can always finish up on the cat. They tend to clean themselves.

Well she shouldn't leave that kind of stuff around...

Heh, good find, DCD :D

Well she shouldn't leave that kind of stuff around...

Nor should he.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of Oedipus...

http://gorillamask.net/essay.shtml

It had to be done.

i like to know how can she sue them for what he did,why not just kick him up the ass

Oh, and while we're on the subject of Oedipus...

http://gorillamask.net/essay.shtml

It had to be done.

That really was the greatest essay ever. I particularly liked when Oedipus rapped.

At least this shows that not just Americans are litigation happy.
Though in America she'd probably be charged with contributing to the deliquincy of a minor.

You can always finish up on the cat. They tend to clean themselves.

I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:

I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:

I'm willing to bet he is.

I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:

Nope. I own a dog.

Nope. I own a dog.

... O.O'

The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).

And they would actually have a case that wouldn't get thrown out.

Nope. I own a dog.

Ah, I was wrong. Dogs aren't as clean as cats. I bet your dog is real crusty.

That really was the greatest essay ever. I particularly liked when Oedipus rapped.

He got a decent mark for it too.

i like to know how can she sue them for what he did,why not just kick him up the ass

Foster parents are just babysitters, basically. The agency that places the kid remains - or should remain - responsible for their behavior.
It's not like adoption.

Hide yer stash o porn better.
Don't look so hawt for the camera.
Quit whining, you're 50, get over it.
:)

Foster parents are just babysitters, basically. The agency that places the kid remains - or should remain - responsible for their behavior.
It's not like adoption.

thank you and thank you for making it short