NationStates Jolt Archive


Oedipus wrecks some valuable porn

Drunk commies deleted
16-12-2006, 16:15
A woman is sueing an adoption agency because her foster son squirted all over some valuable nude photos that the woman's boyfriend, a famous artist, took of her. The kid seems to not have known he was rubbing one out to pictures of his foster mother. So let that be a lesson to all teenagers. If you find spank material in your parent's room, just say no. It might save you years of therapy.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2
The Plutonian Empire
16-12-2006, 16:34
lol, poor kid. :p
Call to power
16-12-2006, 16:39
the foster child should work hard to replace the missing photographs and then sum :mad:

:p
Congo--Kinshasa
16-12-2006, 16:41
Hehe, DCD, you can always be counted upon to report hilarious stuff. :D
The Potato Factory
16-12-2006, 17:06
Three words: learn to aim.

And those nudes should have been, you know, glossed over or something. It's sort of a benchmark; if you can destroy it with your sperm, it just wasn't very strong in the first place.
The Infinite Dunes
16-12-2006, 17:35
The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).
Bodies Without Organs
16-12-2006, 17:40
It's sort of a benchmark; if you can destroy it with your sperm, it just wasn't very strong in the first place.

Does this rule of thumb also apply to relationships?
Kryozerkia
16-12-2006, 17:45
The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).
No kidding.
Jitia
16-12-2006, 18:30
This made me chuckle: "Detail from a untitled work by photographer Sigmar Polke. MILF not pictured."

I'm surprised no one on this forum has made a fuss about the kid's name being Mehmet...
The Vuhifellian States
16-12-2006, 18:36
Hehe. I wonder if the kid realized he was...ahem, juicing, to his foster mother.
Celtlund
16-12-2006, 18:45
http://www.moma.org/exhibitions/1997/images/dann_polke.gif

http://images.google.com/images?q=Sigmar+Polke&ndsp=20&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&start=0&sa=N

I'm suprised some of his works are actually classified as art. If this is an example of his work I wonder just what the photos the kid ruined looked like. :confused:
Utracia
16-12-2006, 18:49
There is never a shortage of crazy stories is there? :D
Baratstan
16-12-2006, 19:05
:eek: That's going to be so awkward for both of them.
"fap fap fap fap...hmmm, she looks familiar...*sploddge*"
Why didn't he hide his crime?
Londim
16-12-2006, 19:08
Could you imagine th conevrsation when she discoverd it?

Mother:Get in here now!
Son: Yes...
Mother: Have you been....erm.....what have you done to these pictures of me?
Son: Thats you?!! *faints*
JuNii
16-12-2006, 19:19
http://www.herdthinners.com/gifs/2003/1124.gif
:D
Oeck
16-12-2006, 19:33
With the amount of sick people in this world, you'd think the selling value of these pictures would have quadrupeled instead of being a mere quarter of what they had been estimated at before.
Soheran
16-12-2006, 19:35
Doesn't he know how to use a tissue?
Call to power
16-12-2006, 19:39
Doesn't he know how to use a tissue?

don't be silly using a sock is much more fun
The Metal Horde
16-12-2006, 19:54
don't be silly using a sock is much more fun

I just use an old pair of boxers. Although I used to throw out socks with used condoms in them.
Drunk commies deleted
16-12-2006, 19:57
You can always finish up on the cat. They tend to clean themselves.
Sel Appa
16-12-2006, 20:00
Well she shouldn't leave that kind of stuff around...
Almighty America
16-12-2006, 20:01
Heh, good find, DCD :D
Soheran
16-12-2006, 20:01
Well she shouldn't leave that kind of stuff around...

Nor should he.
The Potato Factory
16-12-2006, 20:02
Oh, and while we're on the subject of Oedipus...

http://gorillamask.net/essay.shtml

It had to be done.
Imperial isa
16-12-2006, 20:06
i like to know how can she sue them for what he did,why not just kick him up the ass
Drunk commies deleted
16-12-2006, 20:11
Oh, and while we're on the subject of Oedipus...

http://gorillamask.net/essay.shtml

It had to be done.

That really was the greatest essay ever. I particularly liked when Oedipus rapped.
Bitchkitten
16-12-2006, 20:12
At least this shows that not just Americans are litigation happy.
Though in America she'd probably be charged with contributing to the deliquincy of a minor.
JuNii
16-12-2006, 20:14
You can always finish up on the cat. They tend to clean themselves.

I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:
The Metal Horde
16-12-2006, 20:15
I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:

I'm willing to bet he is.
Drunk commies deleted
16-12-2006, 20:15
I hope you're NOT speaking from experience DCD... :eek:

Nope. I own a dog.
JuNii
16-12-2006, 20:16
Nope. I own a dog.

... O.O'
Teh_pantless_hero
16-12-2006, 20:16
The adoption agency should counter sue the foster mother for supplying inapropriate material to a minor (or that she should have kept such material in a more secure location).

And they would actually have a case that wouldn't get thrown out.
The Metal Horde
16-12-2006, 20:18
Nope. I own a dog.

Ah, I was wrong. Dogs aren't as clean as cats. I bet your dog is real crusty.
The Potato Factory
16-12-2006, 20:21
That really was the greatest essay ever. I particularly liked when Oedipus rapped.

He got a decent mark for it too.
Daverana
16-12-2006, 20:38
i like to know how can she sue them for what he did,why not just kick him up the ass

Foster parents are just babysitters, basically. The agency that places the kid remains - or should remain - responsible for their behavior.
It's not like adoption.
New Xero Seven
16-12-2006, 20:42
Hide yer stash o porn better.
Don't look so hawt for the camera.
Quit whining, you're 50, get over it.
:)
Imperial isa
16-12-2006, 20:44
Foster parents are just babysitters, basically. The agency that places the kid remains - or should remain - responsible for their behavior.
It's not like adoption.

thank you and thank you for making it short