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So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!

If they're sex toys for males - keep 'em.

If they're for females - give 'em to her, or give 'em away.

Having a little trouble with your girlfriend I take it?

Cover them in pigs blood and send them back to the manufacturer with a not saying something along the lines of:

"This happened while using your product. I demand a refund."

Bonus points for pictures.

I'd keep them if it weren't for the emotional bullcrap that the toys would connote of the ex. Send em to the parents! :D

she takes hers with her ,but i'am keeping the book

waste not want not

No point in throwing away something I'll be putting to use at some point later on. Unless the break up rendered me asexual, I'd keep em for the next lady I need to do the plumbing for.

Jesus invented E-Bay for a reason, you know.

Having a little trouble with your girlfriend I take it?

Cover them in pigs blood and send them back to the manufacturer with a not saying something along the lines of:

"This happened while using your product. I demand a refund."

Bonus points for pictures.

We already broke up, it was pretty bad. But there I was with a box of toys thinking: "What the hell do I do with these?"

Keep them seems really strange to me. I mean, here I am with a new woman, and how do I set the mood? A used vibrator. Ick.

yeah...um, most of the toys I'd use in a relationship are not exactly the same kinda toys most people would use, and definitly worth holding on to for the next victi.....erm, partner.

yeah...um, most of the toys I'd use in a relationship are not exactly the same kinda toys most people would use, and definitly worth holding on to for the next victi.....erm, partner.

Details.

Use them on my ex's parents. *nods*

Use them on my ex's parents. *nods*

Ewwwwww

We already broke up, it was pretty bad. But there I was with a box of toys thinking: "What the hell do I do with these?"

My previous idea, then, should work quite well.

Never had a partner long enought to accumulate a significant amount of sex toys.

I'm a little squeamish, so I'd throw them away.

Never had a partner long enought to accumulate a significant amount of sex toys.

I'm a little squeamish, so I'd throw them away.

It was a small box, nothing too impressive. But yeah, I didn't think it'd be right to use them with someone else, not to mention gross, and I didn't want a potential date to come over to watch a movie in my room and stumble on a box of sex toys...just doesn't seem like it'd send the right message

It was a small box, nothing too impressive. But yeah, I didn't think it'd be right to use them with someone else, not to mention gross, and I didn't want a potential date to come over to watch a movie in my room and stumble on a box of sex toys...just doesn't seem like it'd send the right message

I know people who'd be turned on by that.

They're also the type you want to make sure your wearing a rubber with.

Details.

let's just say that most of the toys that got broken out in my relationships involve less batteries and plastic and more ropes and metal, k?

I know people who'd be turned on by that.

They're also the type you want to make sure your wearing a rubber with.

You mean... The ones that are made out of mostly carbon hydrogen and oxygen? A rubber is never really a bad idea :P No matter who the partner is.

I know people who'd be turned on by that.

They're also the type you want to make sure your wearing a rubber with.

Right, the type of person I tend to avoid, no offense. I don't do random hook-ups too well.

let's just say that most of the toys that got broken out in my relationships involve less batteries and plastic and more ropes and metal, k?

That's what I figured, but I had to ask! :D

So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!

this is why people should get married, then when you break up there are all kinds of laws and procedures for splitting up crap.



although, I suppose in this case whoever has possession should do whatever they think is best

You mean... The ones that are made out of mostly carbon hydrogen and oxygen? A rubber is never really a bad idea :P No matter who the partner is.

Yay for apparently above average intelligence.

Although to be fair, I'll take the original statement as meaning "Be SURE you've got a rubber" or "Ultra-Thick"



The answer to the poll depends on the severity of the break-up. Not too bad? Worse, e-bay, Even worse? Parents.

I'm not asking how it happened or anything (Incase you dont want to say) but it would depend on the situation

this is why people should get married, then when you break up there are all kinds of laws and procedures for splitting up crap.



although, I suppose in this case whoever has possession should do whatever they think is best

I was left with them, so I threw them away.

Yay for apparently above average intelligence.

Although to be fair, I'll take the original statement as meaning "Be SURE you've got a rubber" or "Ultra-Thick"



The answer to the poll depends on the severity of the break-up. Not too bad? Worse, e-bay, Even worse? Parents.

I'm not asking how it happened or anything (Incase you dont want to say) but it would depend on the situation

Pretty sure she was cheating on me with random guys, not even one. In other states. And was using my cell phone to call them.

But hey! Live and learn!

let's just say that most of the toys that got broken out in my relationships involve less batteries and more ropes, k?
Bwuh? (http://www.engadget.com/2006/07/24/olpc-will-be-powered-by-pulling-a-string/)
Well, I must say, that's certainly . . . unconventional.

Pretty sure she was cheating on me with random guys, not even one. In other states. And was using my cell phone to call them.

But hey! Live and learn!

Each and every partner you could find should have gotten one each (Very soiled in some way) the rest to parents.

We have asked friends to make sure our "stuff" is cleaned out in the event of our deaths. Woudln't want our parents to have to deal with that, ya know...:eek:


you realize you really are better off now right Books?

We have asked friends to make sure our "stuff" is cleaned out in the event of our deaths. Woudln't want our parents to have to deal with that, ya know...:eek:


you realize you really are better off now right Books?

Oh god yes, I'm way better off. She was lazy, refused to get a job, didn't pay bills, embarrassed me, was willfully stupid, played World of Warcraft all day, hated sex or being intimate...I was with her two freakin' years.

It wasn't that bad at first, of course. It just gradually slid into the gutter.

I was with her because we had sex the first night, and I didn't want to be callous. There's lot's of other circumstances, but the fact is also I did love her, and haven't been dealing with the breakup very well. It's hard to get over someone you spent 5 days in the hospital with because she was near death.

It's hard to be mad at someone you took care of and all that shit. I want to hate her and move on, but it's just hard, you know? It was totally one-sided, but whatever. I'm still alive, I learned a life lesson, and am much better at detecting manipulation.

That's what I figured, but I had to ask! :D

yes...well, not like I've exactly been shy about the subject on these boards, heh.

Oh god yes, I'm way better off. She was lazy, refused to get a job, didn't pay bills, embarrassed me, was willfully stupid, played World of Warcraft all day, hated sex or being intimate...I was with her two freakin' years.

It wasn't that bad at first, of course. It just gradually slid into the gutter.

I was with her because we had sex the first night, and I didn't want to be callous. There's lot's of other circumstances, but the fact is also I did love her, and haven't been dealing with the breakup very well. It's hard to get over someone you spent 5 days in the hospital with because she was near death.

It's hard to be mad at someone you took care of and all that shit. I want to hate her and move on, but it's just hard, you know? It was totally one-sided, but whatever. I'm still alive, I learned a life lesson, and am much better at detecting manipulation.

Damn! Some lessons you have to really get kciked to learn. ANd remember" eventually youlearn enough to pick a good one, and it sticks. At least that is my experience:cool:

I'd keep em for the next lady I need to do the plumbing for.


Whoa....that sounds like a "Come here and take me, Big Fella!" moment....:eek:


That's some good laughin', there, Hispanionla. Thanks for that.:D

Okay this thread is definitely the most unusual thread of 2006.

Damn! Some lessons you have to really get kciked to learn. ANd remember" eventually youlearn enough to pick a good one, and it sticks. At least that is my experience:cool:

Yeah, I learned. I'll live, and hopefully I'll have the patience and social poise not to get myself into such a mess again.

Ebay? I'm absolutely certain there is a market for used sex toys out there...why not net some cash off of them?

Ebay? I'm absolutely certain there is a market for used sex toys out there...why not net some cash off of them?

I'll have to keep that in mind if there's a next time. I dunno how much they go for....given how evil this girl was though, I dunno how I'd feel sending someone an object charged with her sexual energy.

Depending on how nice the ex's parents were to you, send the toys to them.

I know a guy who's girlfriend's parent's were the worst a boyfriend could have. The girl was a bitch too. Had no clue why he had her as a girlfriend. He sent the stuff to his ex's 'rents.

I'll have to keep that in mind if there's a next time. I dunno how much they go for....given how evil this girl was though, I dunno how I'd feel sending someone an object charged with her sexual energy.

some people might pay more for that...

some people might pay more for that...

Yeah, that might appeal to some particular fantasies...which means more cash.

I feel bad for people turned on by sex toys used by mean people.

someone should sig that^

I feel bad for people turned on by sex toys used by mean people.

It could be worse...a lot worse.

Sending them to the person my ex was cheating on me with sounds FUNNY! In a gross way.

Throw them away

ah.... but what would the garbage-pickers think?

ah.... but what would the garbage-pickers think?

They were in a box, I doubt they thought much of it.

So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!
Haha! They're still sitting on top of the wardrobe collecting dust. She never asked to have them back - I never bothered to take them anywhere.

So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!

I threw them out once, too many memories I didn't want at the time.
The ones I've got now I'm going to keep, even if we should happen to break up. They're far too nice to throw out or give away. :D

Wash them.

If they're sex toys for males - keep 'em.

If they're for females - give 'em to her, or give 'em away.There are sex toys only women use?

I guess it would be a bit too painful to ask her if she wants them back? Cause when i broke up with my ex he kept everything. And i really liked some of it, and had payed for half of it, so i felt i ought to have got at least some of it.

So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!


I see "Give them a sentimental sniff" is not an option.....

I just chuck crap like that out. About all I've kept from my last GF was a photo-booth shot and a couple of bootleg CD's (she had good taste in music, what can I say?). Even fucked up and cut off my hair from it.

Kinda drastic maybe but hey, I can;t actually look at most of the pics from back then without hurting a bit (the photo-booth ones I didn;t actually see until well after we split, despite them having been taken about 30 mins before I asked her out :D )

let's just say that most of the toys that got broken out in my relationships involve less batteries and plastic and more ropes and metal, k?

That's hot. </crush>

Jesus invented E-Bay for a reason, you know.

WTS sex toys, lightly used, well heavily used, good price!

Jesus invented E-Bay for a reason, you know.

You'd buy second-hand sex toys?

I'd refer you to my auction of used tissues if I didn't think eBay would take it down for being a joke.

Wash them.

There are sex toys only women use?

Yes. They're called straight men.

Find out when your ex gets a new partner and send the whole kit and kaboodle with a nice de3scriptive note to the new partner and wait for the shit to hit the fan.

I'd simply sharpen them, or enhance them with sharp objects, and use them as weapons.

ok ive read through the thread and i have some simple guidelines:

1) if it goes inside or touches the genitals, it has to go. no one wants to be fucked with your last lovers strap-on. its more fun to go shopping together for new toys anyway

2) if it doesnt touch the naughty spots, keep it. this includes things like handcuffs, silk scarves, bondage ropes, whips, feathers, french maid costumes...

3) if you have only used it on yourself, keep it. youre gonna need it.

I'd simply sharpen them, or enhance them with sharp objects, and use them as weapons.

yeah...um, most of the toys I'd use in a relationship are not exactly the same kinda toys most people would use, and definitly worth holding on to for the next victi.....erm, partner.

Ah yes, the good toys....no, definately no point in those going with the one leaving...they're no good to use on your own anyway...without proper...guidance...

This thread title sounds like some psychiatry book title

The ones I've got now I'm going to keep, even if we should happen to break up. They're far too nice to throw out or give away. :D

I agree...I've got a few nice handblown glass toys that certainly would not be going out in the trash.

What kind of woman doesn't take her toys with her, anyway? :P

So, you've broken up with your significant other. You are left with the sex toys. What do you do?

Poll!

Never had a sex toy. ...looks at Rosie Palm and her five sisters and asks... "Are you a sex toy?" :D

What kind of woman doesn't take her toys with her, anyway? :P

What kind of a woman needs a toy anyway? :D

What kind of a woman needs a toy anyway? :D
I was thinking the same thing while looking at my useless boytoy. ;)

Much easier for me, I keep my toys that I use myself. His stuff? It goes out on the sidewalk with him at the same time he does and not in a box. I've only had to do this once, but the neighbors were thoroughly entertained as the various dildos, vibrators, cock-rings and prostate stimulators landed in a messy pile on the front sidewalk as I loudly announced to the neighbors he was a cheating, unfaithful, stupid git.

Never seen a gay man quite so embarassed in my life. IT WAS FUN!

Me? Vindictive? Nah.

Last time this happened to me, I took the sex toys she left behind and put them in a box- Then shit in the box, for real, took a shit in the same box. Then mailed it to her. I have never heard from her ever again.

What kind of a woman needs a toy anyway? :D

One who wishes to remain satisfied? :P

They are also good for long-distance relationships, etc. Endless possibilities.

Wow, folks, all I can say is thanks for helping this thread come to life. Most of the toys were the genital touching type and I agree with whoever said to throw that type away, ew.

Plus, that fat cow was the last thing I wanted to be reminded of as I'm enjoying someone new.

That said, I'm going home for Christmas, and our internet is a 24k connection dial up, and literally technology ceases to work when my father comes into the room, so I won't be doing any posting. Have a good holiday season, I'll be back around New Years!

Endless possibilities.

!

Do tell...

yes...well, not like I've exactly been shy about the subject on these boards, heh.Hardly.
Anyway, it would depend on the toy. If it was something I could use, I'd keep it. At least until I had another partner. Must have something to keep ones self amused between times.

Hardly.
Anyway, it would depend on the toy. If it was something I could use, I'd keep it. At least until I had another partner. Must have something to keep ones self amused between times.

there's oh so much I could say to this...

there's oh so much I could say to this...Say them. :D

Say them. :D

*looks around*

not here....they're watching...

Mail them to Robert Mugabe, he'll find a use for them.

Oh god yes, I'm way better off. She was lazy, refused to get a job, didn't pay bills, embarrassed me, was willfully stupid, played World of Warcraft all day, hated sex or being intimate...I was with her two freakin' years.

It wasn't that bad at first, of course. It just gradually slid into the gutter.

I was with her because we had sex the first night, and I didn't want to be callous. There's lot's of other circumstances, but the fact is also I did love her, and haven't been dealing with the breakup very well. It's hard to get over someone you spent 5 days in the hospital with because she was near death.

It's hard to be mad at someone you took care of and all that shit. I want to hate her and move on, but it's just hard, you know? It was totally one-sided, but whatever. I'm still alive, I learned a life lesson, and am much better at detecting manipulation.

Just be happy that you did not have children with her.
I just got off the phone with my ex who was screaming at me because my 11 year old does not want to visit her today.
Her scumbag boyfriend is there and my son hates him because he broke my nose in front of my son (the loser headbutted me and ran like the pussy ass piece of shit he is).
Of course it is my fault that my son does not want to go over there when he is around because I "brainwashed" him against her boyfriend.
Just like it is my fault that he assaulted me because I was "running my mouth" (translation in the real world = talking to my wife)

Sorry about the rant I am just a bit upset right now.

As for the poll I tossed the vibrator that she left behind.
New relationship will bring new toys.

You'd buy second-hand sex toys?
Me? No, but the fundamental tenant on which all capitalist theory is based is that everything one person has and is willing to sell will eventually be bought by someone else.

We already broke up, it was pretty bad. But there I was with a box of toys thinking: "What the hell do I do with these?"


Use them on somebody else ?