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Who Do You Blame For Not Getting Any

Eve Online
15-12-2006, 16:46
Who? Bottle wants to know!

Give us a specific example of who is a block in your life to your goal of getting some hot sex.
Fassigen
15-12-2006, 16:47
Umm, I am getting some.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 16:48
Damn, beat me to it. I was just about to start this thread.
Eve Online
15-12-2006, 16:48
Umm, I am getting some.

Was there ever a time when you were cockblocked by anyone?
Big Jim P
15-12-2006, 16:48
If I am not getting any I blame my job first, my wife second, and my hand third.
Neo Undelia
15-12-2006, 16:49
I have a friend who's really prone to saying and doing extremely dumb things around chicks, and it makes me look bad by association.
Ifreann
15-12-2006, 16:49
Jesus.
United Uniformity
15-12-2006, 16:49
None of the above. It's all my fault, I just don't have any self-confidence.:(
Fassigen
15-12-2006, 16:49
Was there ever a time when you were cockblocked by anyone?

Only myself, but that was the usual closeted dilemma of one's middle teens.
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 16:49
Umm, I am getting some.

ditto.

though at the moment i blame colds and sore throats for my getting-slightly-less-than-usual :( :p
Compulsive Depression
15-12-2006, 16:51
You don't have "yourself" on the list...

Also British Rail's prices, that should be on there too.
Rameria
15-12-2006, 16:51
Erm... I am getting some. Where's that option on the poll?
Bottle
15-12-2006, 16:52
Who? Bottle wants to know!

Splendid work! I am delighted to see that my curiosity does not have to conflict with my laziness, since somebody was willing to post this thread for me. :D


Give us a specific example of who is a block in your life to your goal of getting some hot sex.

I blame hetero women for not being lesbian, gay men for not being straight, and everybody else for having the good taste to not want to sleep with me.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 16:52
Blame Ruffy!
Eve Online
15-12-2006, 16:52
Erm... I am getting some. Where's that option on the poll?

You're saying there was never a time in your life when someone "blocked" you?
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 16:53
Blame Ruffy!

blame canada! *bursts into song*
Ifreann
15-12-2006, 16:53
Blame Ruffy!

You win the thread.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 16:55
Erm... I am getting some. Where's that option on the poll?

Where's the "I'm saving myself for Rameria" option? :p
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 16:55
You win the thread.

As usual. ;)
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 16:56
Blame Ruffy!

RUFFY made my lady sick, right let me at RUFFY
I V Stalin
15-12-2006, 16:58
Used to be my total lack of self-confidence, now I am getting some.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:00
Doesn't count if you're paying for it. :p
Kanabia
15-12-2006, 17:01
Funny thread idea. :p

However, as much as I so dearly enjoy putting the blame on others and absolving myself of all responsibility, in this case, I have nothing more to blame than my own abject failure at making myself desirable.


though at the moment i blame colds and sore throats for my getting-slightly-less-than-usual :( :p

Maybe the sore throats are because of too much...er, i mean...nevermind...

>.>
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:01
You're saying there was never a time in your life when someone "blocked" you?

well if we're talking in the past, then what used to stop me getting laid was myself and my disinterest in one-night-stands and my seeking a more fulfilling relationship (that also has sex :P)
Big Jim P
15-12-2006, 17:02
Doesn't count if you're paying for it. :p

No matter how free it may seem, you DO pay for it. Now or later you pay.
:eek:
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:03
No matter how free it may seem, you DO pay for it. Now or later you pay.
:eek:

QFT.
Rameria
15-12-2006, 17:04
You're saying there was never a time in your life when someone "blocked" you?
Depends on what you mean by "blocking." If you mean deliberately withholding sex that otherwise would have been had, then no I've never been blocked. If you simply mean not having sex, then sure there have been times when I've been blocked. But I would have to blame that on myself for not wanting to sleep with certain people who wanted to sleep with me. *shrug* I've always been very satisfied sexually, what can I say.

Where's the "I'm saving myself for Rameria" option? :p
LOL. :p
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:05
i'am just going to Blame Ruffy when my lady don't give me some ,oh and for all other things that may happen
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:05
i'am just going to Blame Ruffy when my lady don't give me some ,oh and for all other things that may happen

Always a good call.
Bottle
15-12-2006, 17:07
Funny thread idea. :p


On the thread about lesbian parents, I noticed somebody posting about how lesbians turn all girls into man-haters and that's why he can't get laid.

I realized it's a very common theme these days. There are so many guys who say that feminism is making all the girls hate them, or that lesbians are seducing all the potential girlfriends out there, or that Libruls are making girls into sluts who won't settle down and blow just one special guy for the rest of their lives.

Meanwhile, there are some whining gals who claim that feminism is scaring off all the good men, because men don't like the idea that they might have to let their woman talk sometimes. There are some gals claiming that the Librul Media is turning all men into metrosexuals who can't get it up, or making them gay completely. Or it's gay men who lure away the good heteroboys with promises of commitment-free sex on demand.

Brown people are also to blame, as they seduce our clean white girls/boys away. Imigrants in general are to blame, for much the same reason.

It really seems like there are a lot of cock-blocking groups at work in the world today. Hence my curiosity about this topic. :D
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:08
LOL. :p

Oh, you laugh... :p
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:08
Maybe the sore throats are because of too much...er, i mean...nevermind...

>.>

:rolleyes: *sighs*
*and secretly giggles* :p
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:10
On the thread about lesbian parents, I noticed somebody posting about how lesbians turn all girls into man-haters and that's why he can't get laid.

I realized it's a very common theme these days. There are so many guys who say that feminism is making all the girls hate them, or that lesbians are seducing all the potential girlfriends out there, or that Libruls are making girls into sluts who won't settle down and blow just one special guy for the rest of their lives.

Meanwhile, there are some whining gals who claim that feminism is scaring off all the good men, because men don't like the idea that they might have to let their woman talk sometimes. There are some gals claiming that the Librul Media is turning all men into metrosexuals who can't get it up, or making them gay completely. Or it's gay men who lure away the good heteroboys with promises of commitment-free sex on demand.

Brown people are also to blame, as they seduce our clean white girls/boys away. Imigrants in general are to blame, for much the same reason.

It really seems like there are a lot of cock-blocking groups at work in the world today. Hence my curiosity about this topic. :D


Just blame Ruffy and move on. ;)
Compulsive Depression
15-12-2006, 17:12
Just blame Ruffy and move on. ;)

And British Rail.
Bottle's post made my head hurt trying to comprehend. So blame BR.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:14
Just blame Ruffy and move on. ;)

i just did
Bottle
15-12-2006, 17:14
Just blame Ruffy and move on. ;)
Heh.

Personally, I find it funny when people blame lesbianism for their lack of sex, because talking about my lesbian sexual encounters with my lover is one of the fastest ways for me to get laid! ;)
Kanabia
15-12-2006, 17:16
On the thread about lesbian parents, I noticed somebody posting about how lesbians turn all girls into man-haters and that's why he can't get laid.

I realized it's a very common theme these days. There are so many guys who say that feminism is making all the girls hate them, or that lesbians are seducing all the potential girlfriends out there, or that Libruls are making girls into sluts who won't settle down and blow just one special guy for the rest of their lives.

Meanwhile, there are some whining gals who claim that feminism is scaring off all the good men, because men don't like the idea that they might have to let their woman talk sometimes. There are some gals claiming that the Librul Media is turning all men into metrosexuals who can't get it up, or making them gay completely. Or it's gay men who lure away the good heteroboys with promises of commitment-free sex on demand.

Brown people are also to blame, as they seduce our clean white girls/boys away. Imigrants in general are to blame, for much the same reason.

It really seems like there are a lot of cock-blocking groups at work in the world today. Hence my curiosity about this topic. :D
Well, come to think of it, I have noticed that. But then, I bet people making excuses as to why they can't get laid and pinning them on other social groups goes back for thousands of years.

I mean, nerds don't get sex because girls only like the arsehole jocks, right? ;)

(And actually, I distinctly recall a drunken rant by some older relatives of mine about a brawl between Australian and American servicemen on leave in their WW2 army service days. The Australians were a bit annoyed that all of the local girls were far more interested in the visiting Americans than in them...so heh.)

:rolleyes: *sighs*
*and secretly giggles* :p

:p
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:16
Heh.

Personally, I find it funny when people blame lesbianism for their lack of sex, because talking about my lesbian sexual encounters with my lover is one of the fastest ways for me to get laid! ;)

yes i find it works for me too when i ask my lady about her ones
Bottle
15-12-2006, 17:18
I mean, nerds don't get sex because girls only like the arsehole jocks, right? ;)

Ooh, yeah, I'd forgotten that one! That's a very common one.

Also, average guys don't get sex because girls only like rich men. Young guys don't get sex because girls only like older men. Etc.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:18
Heh.

Personally, I find it funny when people blame lesbianism for their lack of sex, because talking about my lesbian sexual encounters with my lover is one of the fastest ways for me to get laid! ;)


The fascination with lesbians on the part of male heterosexuals has always befuddled me (and yes, I'm a male heterosexual).
Rameria
15-12-2006, 17:21
Oh, you laugh... :p
I do indeed! I find it difficult to believe that anyone would "save" themselves for me, especially someone who's never met me. ;)
JuNii
15-12-2006, 17:21
Who? Bottle wants to know!

Give us a specific example of who is a block in your life to your goal of getting some hot sex.ME...

I'm just too damn shy when it comes to actually talking to a woman... :(
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:21
Ooh, yeah, I'd forgotten that one! That's a very common one.

Also, average guys don't get sex because girls only like rich men. Young guys don't get sex because girls only like older men. Etc.

And none of those fly.
Kanabia
15-12-2006, 17:21
Ooh, yeah, I'd forgotten that one! That's a very common one.

Also, average guys don't get sex because girls only like rich men. Young guys don't get sex because girls only like older men. Etc.

And only rake-thin girls have happy relationships. *nods*
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:22
I do indeed! I find it difficult to believe that anyone would "save" themselves for me, especially someone who's never met me. ;)

Okay, maybe I was being a bit of a smartass... ;)
Compulsive Depression
15-12-2006, 17:22
The fascination with lesbians on the part of male heterosexuals has always befuddled me (and yes, I'm a male heterosexual).

Efficiency: Twice as many girly-bits per pixel. Lesbian orgies are even better.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:23
and not forget the ones who leave you for someone with more money then you
and at the start of going out they say they love you for you not how much you have
SilverCities
15-12-2006, 17:23
hmmmm the reason I am not getting any, the american goverment and its stupid paranoia of anyone not from its crappy shores making legal immigration a years long process.....
Bottle
15-12-2006, 17:25
And only rake-thin girls have happy relationships. *nods*

Girls seem to be more prone to putting blame on features of theirs, rather than blaming outside forces. This is equally silly, in my opinion.

"I will never get a man because of my fat, ugly earlobes!"

"These 6-inch platform heels just aren't enough! I need 8-inch platform heels if I ever want to get a man!!!"

"I know! I just need to have an even more annoying stupid giggle!"
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:26
The fascination with lesbians on the part of male heterosexuals has always befuddled me (and yes, I'm a male heterosexual).

Heh.

Personally, I find it funny when people blame lesbianism for their lack of sex, because talking about my lesbian sexual encounters with my lover is one of the fastest ways for me to get laid! ;)

i think its a turn-on simply because, with a bisexual girl, there's the slightest, teeniest little chance that, one day, maybe - you never know - possibly, sometime in the future, you could get in on a 3some. or just watch some tasty girl-on-girl stuff :P
and why is that hot? because what's hotter than a tasty girl? why, two tasy girls, that's what! :p
Rameria
15-12-2006, 17:26
Okay, maybe I was being a bit of a smartass... ;)
No, really?! I never would have guessed... :p
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:27
Efficiency: Twice as many girly-bits per pixel. Lesbian orgies are even better.

Not efficient at all. If they're lesbians, do you really think they want a penis around?
Eve Online
15-12-2006, 17:28
i think its a turn-on simply because, with a bisexual girl, there's the slightest, teeniest little chance that, one day, maybe - you never know - possibly, sometime in the future, you could get in on a 3some. or just watch some tasty girl-on-girl stuff :P
and why is that hot? because what's hotter than a tasty girl? why, two tasy girls, that's what! :p

ROFLMAO.

Just an observation, but I haven't met too many lesbians who want to get in on a 3some with a man.

Met more than one hetero or bisexual, but no lesbians so far.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:28
No, really?! I never would have guessed... :p

I said "a bit," though... ;)
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:29
ROFLMAO.

Just an observation, but I haven't met too many lesbians who want to get in on a 3some with a man.

Met more than one hetero or bisexual, but no lesbians so far.

bisexuals are the key *nods* ;) :p
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:29
i think its a turn-on simply because, with a bisexual girl, there's the slightest, teeniest little chance that, one day, maybe - you never know - possibly, sometime in the future, you could get in on a 3some. or just watch some tasty girl-on-girl stuff :P
and why is that hot? because what's hotter than a tasty girl? why, two tasy girls, that's what! :p

Yeah, like I wanna here this in stereo: "You're done already?!?" :p
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:29
Yeah, like I wanna here this in stereo: "You're done already?!?" :p

lmao :p :p
Compulsive Depression
15-12-2006, 17:30
Not efficient at all. If they're lesbians, do you really think they want a penis around?

You missed the joke :p
Neesika
15-12-2006, 17:30
Umm, I am getting some.

Details, photos, perhaps videos, NOW. :P
Sdaeriji
15-12-2006, 17:35
Details, photos, perhaps videos, NOW. :P

Sorry, we didn't have a camera with us.
Sdaeriji
15-12-2006, 17:35
Yeah, like I wanna here this in stereo: "You're done already?!?" :p

You win this thread.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:36
lmao :p :p

At least somebody got it. ;)
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:37
You win this thread.

Y'know, that's the second time someone's said that today. :D
Extreme Ironing
15-12-2006, 17:40
Myself.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:41
Y'know, that's the second time someone's said that today. :D

here have this
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/VictoriaCrossObv.jpg
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 17:46
i think its a turn-on simply because, with a bisexual girl, there's the slightest, teeniest little chance that, one day, maybe - you never know - possibly, sometime in the future, you could get in on a 3some. or just watch some tasty girl-on-girl stuff :P
and why is that hot? because what's hotter than a tasty girl? why, two tasy girls, that's what! :p

You know, all you guys say you want a girl who's bi so you can have three- somes but I have yet to have one take me up on the offer. I like girls and I'm polyamorous and the only guys I can find are the "one chick only" "monogamy is cool" type of guys.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:48
You know, all you guys say you want a girl who's bi so you can have three- somes but I have yet to have one take me up on the offer. I like girls and I'm polyamorous and the only guys I can find are the "one chick only" "monogamy is cool" type of guys.

We don't have any desire to disappoint two women at the same time.
Eve Online
15-12-2006, 17:50
We don't have any desire to disappoint two women at the same time.

Speak for yourself.... :D
Sdaeriji
15-12-2006, 17:50
You know, all you guys say you want a girl who's bi so you can have three- somes but I have yet to have one take me up on the offer. I like girls and I'm polyamorous and the only guys I can find are the "one chick only" "monogamy is cool" type of guys.

They fear their inadequacies will be exposed.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:52
Speak for yourself.... :D

Oh, you like to disappoint two women at once? Odd, but more power to ya.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:52
last time i was ask for a 3some it was one female and two males type
hell no i'am a one male, two female person
Compulsive Depression
15-12-2006, 17:52
They fear their inadequacies will be exposed.

No, we just can't be arsed.

We're quite capable of exposing our inadequacies with only one woman around.
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 17:53
You know, all you guys say you want a girl who's bi so you can have three- somes but I have yet to have one take me up on the offer. I like girls and I'm polyamorous and the only guys I can find are the "one chick only" "monogamy is cool" type of guys.

well i was saying that mostly as a joke :p
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:54
You know, all you guys say you want a girl who's bi so you can have three- somes but I have yet to have one take me up on the offer. I like girls and I'm polyamorous and the only guys I can find are the "one chick only" "monogamy is cool" type of guys.

And you're how old?
The giant nose
15-12-2006, 17:54
blame dr pepper .worse drink ever
The Judas Panda
15-12-2006, 17:55
I blame it on the fact that I'm an ugly antisocial wierdo who scares people away before they get to know me...at which point they run.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 17:55
last time i was ask for a 3some it was one female and two males type
hell no i'am a one male, two female person

2 guys give me the oogies.
Sdaeriji
15-12-2006, 17:57
last time i was ask for a 3some it was one female and two males type
hell no i'am a one male, two female person

You know, your unwillingness to try the MMF threesome is probably why no one wants to hook you up with the MFF threesome. Why should they do something for your benefit if you won't do something for them?
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 17:57
I blame it on the fact that I'm an ugly antisocial wierdo who scares people away before they get to know me...at which point they run.

At least you're realistic and honest. ;)
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:58
2 guys give me the oogies.

the same
i'am happy to say my lady the same too
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 17:59
You know, your unwillingness to try the MMF threesome is probably why no one wants to hook you up with the MFF threesome. Why should they do something for your benefit if you won't do something for them?

i can get the MFF
Smunkeeville
15-12-2006, 17:59
uh........nobody.

however I would like to seek out and destroy the virus that causes the common cold........hubby has been sick recently. :(
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:00
And you're how old?

25
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:02
uh........nobody.

however I would like to seek out and destroy the virus that causes the common cold........hubby has been sick recently. :(

i like to help you with that
The Judas Panda
15-12-2006, 18:03
At least you're realistic and honest. ;)

yup (http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00057cd8.jpg)
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 18:04
25

That figures. Although I expected younger.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:09
That figures. Although I expected younger.

Sorry to disappoint. I dunno, I had some friends that got me into the swinger lifestyle when I was 22. The problem is most of those clubs don't admit single men, only single women and couples. Hence the problem finding a man up for it.

You know, the funny thing is most of the people that go to those clubs are well over 40.
Fassigen
15-12-2006, 18:11
Details, photos, perhaps videos, NOW. :P

I am not youknowwho. So there will be no youknowwhat.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:12
Sorry to disappoint. I dunno, I had some friends that got me into the swinger lifestyle when I was 22. The problem is most of those clubs don't admit single men, only single women and couples. Hence the problem finding a man up for it.

You know, the funny thing is most of the people that go to those clubs are well over 40.

that is so dum how that works out
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 18:13
Sorry to disappoint. I dunno, I had some friends that got me into the swinger lifestyle when I was 22. The problem is most of those clubs don't admit single men, only single women and couples. Hence the problem finding a man up for it.

You know, the funny thing is most of the people that go to those clubs are well over 40.

You missed my point.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:14
I am not youknowwho. So there will be no youknowwhat.

must be before i join :(
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:14
You missed my point.

Eh, I think I'm still missing it. Sorry, I'm dense sometimes.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 18:15
Eh, I think I'm still missing it. Sorry, I'm dense sometimes.

Not unexpected really.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:18
that is so dum how that works out

Well they do that based on past experience. Single guys end up causing problems (not all of them). My friends have put on parties and have had to make the "no single guy" policy for the same reason. I can't speak from experience, all the parties/clubs/dances I've gone to have had the same policy.

I think it's dum myself.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:19
Not unexpected really.

Hey, no reason be mean.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 18:20
Hey, no reason be mean.

Not being mean at all.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:22
right now i don't need to Blame some one
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 18:23
2 guys give me the oogies.

meh, i think i'd be cool with it. in theory.... in practice may be another issue as i'm not that secure about myself.

however that comes with the provisio that the focus is all directed at the lady - i'm not having anything done to me by the other guy, thanks :eek:
Morganatron
15-12-2006, 18:23
I blame Clinton and the Democrats.
Bottle
15-12-2006, 18:31
You know, your unwillingness to try the MMF threesome is probably why no one wants to hook you up with the MFF threesome. Why should they do something for your benefit if you won't do something for them?
I think it's a lousy idea to have a threesome for somebody else's benefit. If you aren't interested in having sex with BOTH of the people involved in it with you, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 18:31
meh, i think i'd be cool with it. in theory.... in practice may be another issue as i'm not that secure about myself.

however that comes with the provisio that the focus is all directed at the lady - i'm not having anything done to me by the other guy, thanks :eek:

But then what would you get out of it? It seems like sex should be enjoyed by all involved.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:35
I think it's a lousy idea to have a threesome for somebody else's benefit. If you aren't interested in having sex with BOTH of the people involved in it with you, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

:eek: do you know my lady?
The Evil Worm Overlord
15-12-2006, 18:36
BLAME CANADA!:upyours:
Socialist Pyrates
15-12-2006, 18:39
myself....I've turned down so many offers it's depressing, including a few threesome's(MFF) and a foursome(MFFF):eek:....
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:43
myself....I've turned down so many offers it's depressing, including a few threesome's(MFF) and a foursome(MFFF):eek:....

oh no you just did not say you turned down MFFF :eek:

(hell i know thats what i'am geting for my 24)
Socialist Pyrates
15-12-2006, 18:52
oh no you just did not say you turned down MFFF :eek:

(hell i know thats what i'am geting for my 24)

I did.....It was challenging enough trying to know what to do with one woman,the offers of 2 was a terrifying thought and 3 sent me into a panic (I ran away)....and it's still a fantasy for me to have a threesome, I really am pathetic aren't I.....:(
Kiryu-shi
15-12-2006, 18:52
In the past, I've blamed my friends, my ex's friends, life, the subway system, my parents, sickness, school, homework, my own stubborness, my ex's parents, the female menstration system, lack of birth control so....The nazz.:p
Neesika
15-12-2006, 18:54
I am not youknowwho. So there will be no youknowwhat.

Bah! But hey, you ARE discreet, aren't you :D
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 18:55
I did.....It was challenging enough trying to know what to do with one woman,the offers of 2 was a terrifying thought and 3 sent me into a panic (I ran away)....and it's still a fantasy for me to have a threesome, I really am pathetic aren't I.....:(

lucky i know the ones i'am going to have it with
Pure Metal
15-12-2006, 18:59
But then what would you get out of it? It seems like sex should be enjoyed by all involved.

i'm assuming the lady would vastly enjoy it (much as i'm imagining i would enjoy having two women myself) and sometimes (often......actually, always) her pleasure is my pleasure ;)
Chandelier
15-12-2006, 19:00
I don't want to "get any" (if that means what I think it means), so there is no problem. Why would I blame someone for something that isn't a problem, but is a good thing?:)
Buristan
15-12-2006, 19:02
This one time, last year actually this girl blocked my cock for like six months, it was horrible, but I am dating her best friend now, so I got back at her, haha :upyours:
Bottle
15-12-2006, 19:04
This one time, last year actually this girl blocked my cock for like six months, it was horrible,

What, she followed you around putting a garbage-can lid in front of your crotch, or something?


but I am dating her best friend now, so I got back at her, haha :upyours:
Nothing like fucking one girl to get back at another girl, I always say...
Andaluciae
15-12-2006, 19:08
Me, I'm the person whose drunken attitudes turn him into a goddam prude.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 19:09
This one time, last year actually this girl blocked my cock for like six months, it was horrible, but I am dating her best friend now, so I got back at her, haha :upyours:

i have no idea how that works out

hell i don't need to get back at my lady i got the ok to fuck her best friends as they are best friends too (can't wait to trun 24 MFFF as she watchs)
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 19:19
i have no idea how that works out
Believe me, that would totally bug a girl. I can't explain it, something about that makes us murderous.

hell i don't need to get back at my lady i got the ok to fuck her best friends as they are best friends too (can't wait to trun 24 MFFF as she watchs)
:D You must have been very good in a previous life.
Buristan
15-12-2006, 19:21
What, she followed you around putting a garbage-can lid in front of your crotch, or something?
More or less, that is how it went down.

Nothing like fucking one girl to get back at another girl, I always say...

Ahh, the sweet taste of victory; or was it the taste of pussy?
Bottle
15-12-2006, 19:23
More or less, that is how it went down.

No means no, genius.


Ahh, the sweet taste of victory; or was it the taste of pussy?
Far be it from me to discourage guys from giving oral sex, but if you think pussy tastes like "victory" then you've got some serious issues.

More importantly, if you get off on the idea of beating this "cock-blocker" girl so much, then I think she's already won. She's obviously gotten under your skin so much that you're thinking about her even when you're fucking somebody else.

Good for her. ;)
The Judas Panda
15-12-2006, 19:26
hell i don't need to get back at my lady i got the ok to fuck her best friends as they are best friends too (can't wait to trun 24 MFFF as she watchs)

I speak for many here when I say that statement fills me with the urge to take a cheese grater to your nethers.







Only kidding, as fun as it sounds I'm too much of a romantic so I'd turn that down if it was offered.
IL Ruffino
15-12-2006, 19:28
The Nazz.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 19:29
More importantly, if you get off on the idea of beating this "cock-blocker" girl so much, then I think she's already won. She's obviously gotten under your skin so much that you're thinking about her even when you're fucking somebody else.

Good for her. ;)

Girls can be mean, really mean. And screwing her friend is the best revenge he could get. It will more than likely bug her for years.
The Pacifist Womble
15-12-2006, 19:29
My own flaws.
Buristan
15-12-2006, 19:30
No means no, genius.

First of all, I was joking when I said that, sorry if you didn't find it funny, I actually like her best friend much more, she is much nicer.


Far be it from me to discourage guys from giving oral sex, but if you think pussy tastes like "victory" then you've got some serious issues.

Actually, that was another joke, sorry once again if you find my humor not funny, to me, victory tastes like the tape that I catch with my nose, after winning a track meet on a dip, if yu don't get this, it means that I love to win close races.

More importantly, if you get off on the idea of beating this "cock-blocker" girl so much, then I think she's already won. She's obviously gotten under your skin so much that you're thinking about her even when you're fucking somebody else.

Good for her. ;)
I don't think of her, I think of the beautiful girl under me.
Ladamesansmerci
15-12-2006, 19:31
Blame Ruffy!

Yep. Ruffy's scaring away all of my potential suitors. :p
IL Ruffino
15-12-2006, 19:32
Yep. Ruffy's scaring away all of my potential suitors. :p

*jiggles*
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 19:33
I speak for many here when I say that statement fills me with the urge to take a cheese grater to your nethers.







Only kidding, as fun as it sounds I'm too much of a romantic so I'd turn that down if it was offered.

well i am better then her last BF who i just got locked up

shit only if she knows what, i now know back then she would have never got with him
Jello Biafra
15-12-2006, 19:39
My monogamous relationship. Damn you, monogamy! <Shakes fist.>
Smokey the NSer
15-12-2006, 19:46
I blame genetics, for making me too big, too furry, and a bear who likes to promote peace and love. She-bears always go for the smaller males with inferiority complexes and a tendency to roar impressively all the time and scavenge for food like mad.

Is it really such a bad thing that I am secure enough in my bear-ness that I don't need to roar all the time? Can't a bear promote personal responsibility and peaceful cooperation rather than stealing picnic baskets from silly hominid tourists and still get it on with a cute, cuddly she-bear?

:(
Infinite Revolution
15-12-2006, 19:49
i blame me. but in the absence of that option on the poll i'll just blame everyone else :p

oh, and i'll blame my mum especially for indoctrinating me from a very early age into the belief that sex is bad and should only be done in marriage if you really have too. why was i brought up a prude? why? why? why? why? argh!
The Pacifist Womble
15-12-2006, 19:56
and why is that hot? because what's hotter than a tasty girl? why, two tasy girls, that's what! :p
I disagree entirely. The idea of a threesome holds very little draw for me.

what's hotter than my tasty girl?

nothing

They fear their inadequacies will be exposed.
Not at all, I just prefer intimacy, and sharing undivided attention.

You know, your unwillingness to try the MMF threesome is probably why no one wants to hook you up with the MFF threesome. Why should they do something for your benefit if you won't do something for them?
I agree, I don't like that so many men will never go into an MMF threesome, but think nothing of demaning a MFF threesome.
The Plutonian Empire
15-12-2006, 20:46
You should've made the poll multiple choice. :)

and yes, i chose the top option. :p

I also blame: feminists (the evil kind), the media, and the fundies.
Curious Inquiry
15-12-2006, 20:56
I have wondered at the feasability of a class action suit against women for reverse sexual harrasment . . . .
Bookislvakia
15-12-2006, 20:57
Eh, myself really. I lack the callousness to hook up with random girls and never call them, and the social aptitude to date normal people.
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 20:58
I have wondered at the feasability of a class action suit against women for reverse sexual harrasment . . . .

i think there was a case ?
Vetalia
15-12-2006, 20:59
Duh, the Jews.
Cabra West
15-12-2006, 20:59
Who? Bottle wants to know!

Give us a specific example of who is a block in your life to your goal of getting some hot sex.

Distance. My boyfriend lives 3 hours away....
Curious Inquiry
15-12-2006, 21:01
i think there was a case ?

Suing women as a whole for ignoring someone sexually? Really?
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 21:04
Suing women as a whole for ignoring someone sexually? Really?

that would be seen as a joke and throwen out :(
and what would we (i say we as there will be lots of man) win in the case
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 21:08
that would be seen as a joke and throwen out :(
and what would we (i say we as there will be lots of man) win in the case

Err... I hope it would be cash and not some other form of (ahem) restitution.
Soheran
15-12-2006, 21:11
The capitalists. I'm sure I can come up with a reason with enough thought.

Them, and straight males, who both remove themselves and those with whom they have monogamous relationships from the group of available humans.

Yeah, plus every author of every book I've ever read, and all you people on NS General, making me think instead of engaging in more... um... productive endeavours.
The Judas Panda
15-12-2006, 21:12
Would depend entirely on who would be doing the other form of restitution ;) after all different strokes etc
Imperial isa
15-12-2006, 21:12
Err... I hope it would be cash and not some other form of (ahem) restitution.

it would be as i don't think a judge would rule the other thing

when it came's down to it ,it's a bad idea as it will end in a mess
Glitziness
15-12-2006, 21:33
Maybe the sore throats are because of too much...er, i mean...nevermind...

>.>
What are you insinuating?? :eek: hehe, appropriate smiley time... :P

Girls can be mean, really mean.
People can be really mean. Why specify to girls?

I blame genetics, for making me too big, too furry, and a bear who likes to promote peace and love. She-bears always go for the smaller males with inferiority complexes and a tendency to roar impressively all the time and scavenge for food like mad.

Is it really such a bad thing that I am secure enough in my bear-ness that I don't need to roar all the time? Can't a bear promote personal responsibility and peaceful cooperation rather than stealing picnic baskets from silly hominid tourists and still get it on with a cute, cuddly she-bear?

:(
Awwwwww :fluffle:
You'll find your she bear :) *gives a bear hug (http://www.ckrumlov.cz/obr/zamek/1nadvori/605b.jpg) :)*
Divine Imaginary Fluff
15-12-2006, 22:09
None. Don't care.
Maineiacs
15-12-2006, 22:15
I blame my own moral code: I won't do casual sex, and I won't push a woman I'm in a relationship faster than she's signalling she's willing to go. Unfortunately, not being sexually aggressive often makes one look too timid, thus undesirable.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 22:18
People can be really mean. Why specify to girls?


The post I was replying about was about a girl.
Johnny B Goode
15-12-2006, 22:24
None of the above. It's all my fault, I just don't have any self-confidence.:(

Join the club, man. We've got jackets. I'm not actually old enough to get any, so I'm taking about getting a date, yeah.
The Pacifist Womble
15-12-2006, 22:24
Well they do that based on past experience. Single guys end up causing problems (not all of them).
What kind of problems?

Me, I'm the person whose drunken attitudes turn him into a goddam prude.
Alcohol increases you inhibitions?
The Judas Panda
15-12-2006, 22:29
Join the club, man. We've got jackets. I'm not actually old enough to get any, so I'm taking about getting a date, yeah.

Meh doesn't stop anyone in the Uk we've had 12year olds impregnating each other.
Snafturi
15-12-2006, 22:39
What kind of problems?


I am just repeating the answer I recieved when I asked this question, I personally don't like the policy: They say that they've had problems in the past with guys not understanding no means no. Not like they go around raping people at these parties, but they are persistent to the point it makes people uncomfortable. Asking one person over and over if they could "participate" for example.

I disagree with the policy because everyone who goes to these events goes through a screening process, whether it's a private party or a dance/club environment. So I don't see why they can't screen out individuals that would cause problems. Everyone wants a mellow and safe place to "party," so I'm fine with the screening process. I just wish they didn't catagorically exclude people.