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Find laws of the internet that apply to NSG

Godwin's Law: The longer an online debate continues, the more likely someone will bring up the Reich, Hitler, or Nazis. As in "that's an idea the nazis would've liked!"

Skarka's Law: There is no practice or action so terrible that it will not find someone to defend or condone it on the internet.

Skarka's Law: There is no practice or action so terrible that it will not find someone to defend or condone it on the internet.

Thats interesting, never seen that one before.

Thats interesting, never seen that one before.

me neither maybe we should test it?

me neither maybe we should test it?

*cough*MTAE*cough*

me neither maybe we should test it?

I think people like Criik, MTAE etc.. are living proof of this idea.

Thats interesting, never seen that one before.

It was originated on the RPG.net forums.

I dunno which thread though.

OK, how about rape? Who condones rape?

OK, how about rape? Who condones rape?
The natural result of the sinful movement toward "sexual liberation."

that one reich guy.

OK, how about rape? Who condones rape?

We had a Nazi just a few weeks ago that did.

me neither maybe we should test it?

Clearly it is impossible for a poster to defend a practice as unconscionable as puppy-kicking.

Clearly it is impossible for a poster to defend a practice as unconscionable as puppy-kicking.

But what if it is in your way?

Clearly it is impossible for a poster to defend a practice as unconscionable as puppy-kicking.

puppies are tasty!

But what if it is in your way?

puppies are tasty!

You make me sad. :(

And how do we know the puppy in question wasn't lunging at a tasty baby crawling across the floor and the kicker had to intervene to protect his emergency food supply?

But what if it is in your way?
You still shouldn't kick it, it might piddle on your shoe. There is a reason why man invented the hand grenade.

:( Puppies :(

You make me sad. :(

That's what cat people do.

Puppy abusers. :( :eek:

You still shouldn't kick it, it might piddle on your shoe. There is a reason why man invented the hand grenade.

A fellow fan of the old Scrotum the puppy vids on newgrounds?

I'm also pleased that you all care more about the puppy than that I labeled a baby as an emergency food supply.

Hadn't heard os Skarka's Law, but yep, it appliesw full on here.

Another one that goes by various names and formulations is the meme that spelling/grammar corrections must always contain a spelling/grammar error. IIRC, I first came across that as Pinqi's Law on the old Snopes SLC forum.

I'm also pleased that you all care more about the puppy than that I labeled a baby as an emergency food supply.Isn't that why people have them?

Thats what I always thought until this women started screaming just becuase I ate an arm of one of hers.

you freaking internet law nazis!

not that there is anything wrong with that...

:( Puppies :(

Puppies are annoying, they pee everywhere, chew up your Jimmy Choo's and smell like Frito's and puke.

you freaking internet law nazis!

not that there is anything wrong with that...

Woot now we have a Godwins. Lets keep them rolling.

Woot now we have a Godwins. Lets keep them rolling.

read it again, it was both.

Murphy's Law: If Something can go worng, it will.

Murphy's Law taken further: the worst possible event, will always happen at the worst possible moment.

The Jolt Forum Servers will always crash right when you hit submit and do not have your post you just spent an hour typing saved, thus losing it forever.

I should know, it just happened to me. :(

read it again, it was both.

Dang you're right sorry I'm falling asleep at the computer again.

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Rule 35: If it exists and there is no porn of it, /b/ will make it.

OK, how about rape? Who condones rape?
MTAE condoned government-operated rape rooms for terrorists.

MTAE condoned government-operated rape rooms for terrorists.

That's disgusting. I surely hope s/he wasn't serious. And if he was, I hope he repents of that soon.

That's just......there are no words.

S/he needs prayer, folks.

Poe's Law. Can't remember the exact specifics, but I believe it states that a troll can never be more ridiculous than an actual person.

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Rule 35: If it exists and there is no porn of it, /b/ will make it.

Coca-Cola bottles, lotion, a knife, spoon, and a plate, a bed, and two torn napkins.

Go.
What kind of porn would this make, I mean.

That's disgusting. I surely hope s/he wasn't serious. And if he was, I hope he repents of that soon.

That's just......there are no words.

S/he needs prayer, folks.
No, what s/he needs is mental help from trained psych-peeps, not talking to some dictional huge invisble bearded dude.

Coca-Cola bottles, lotion, a knife, spoon, and a plate, a bed, and two torn napkins.

Go.

If you really want this, say the word and it shall be done.

What kind of porn would this make, I mean.

You don't want to know. However, /b/ did fail once when one of my friends requested Carl Sagan porn (and yes, it was a friend and not me).

/b/ might still be valid as long as you count erotic fiction as porn too. I'm sure someone out there has written something like that.

If you really want this, say the word and it shall be done.



You don't want to know. However, /b/ did fail once when one of my friends requested Carl Sagan porn (and yes, it was a friend and not me).

I think the only thing worse than YTMND(not counting things like Scientology and EBaum's World) on the internet is /b/. At least YTMND has a few redeeming qualities, but /b/? Not at all.

MTAE condoned government-operated rape rooms for terrorists.

That's disgusting. I surely hope s/he wasn't serious. And if he was, I hope he repents of that soon.

That's just......there are no words.

S/he needs prayer, folks.

No, what s/he needs is mental help from trained psych-peeps, not talking to some dictional huge invisble bearded dude.

No. What MTAE needed was a bridge to live under.

No. What MTAE needed was a bridge to live under.
Daistallia everyone! He'll be here all week.

Daistallia everyone! He'll be here all week.

Thankfully said week is almost over already.

Thankfully said week is almost over already.

:(