Zombie Government...
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:27
Yes. You know you've thought about it. Where Bush came from. How Cheney could still be alive... Why they keep gravedigging people from previous administrations that were around before you were born...
Rumsfeld...
most of the members of the Iraq Study Group....
how in the hell is Carter still alive - gee, he looks half rotted...
Didn't you wonder about Barbara Bush?
And Kerry - notice the resemblance to Frankenstein?
And the dull answers most of them give... from Bush to Reyes....
The blank stares at the cameras...
And this most recent Senator - who obviously was suffering from a serious health condition - taken to a hospital KNOWN for its ability to keep Cheney alive (didn't they "save" Reagan from being shot?).
Wasn't Strom Thurmond a zombie?
Comment on your perception of this latest conspiracy theory...
Jello Biafra
14-12-2006, 16:30
Hm. Who is raising the zombies?
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:31
Hm. Who is raising the zombies?
That's the ultimate question, isn't it Mulder?
Cluichstan
14-12-2006, 16:31
Meet your new Secretary of Education!
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/land-of-the-dead-zombie-cropped.jpg
A Zombarchy perhaps? Like the Zombarchy of Ifreann (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=ifreann)?
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:33
A Zombarchy perhaps? Like the Zombarchy of Ifreann (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=ifreann)?
Ah, so you're to blame!
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:36
http://zdrake.blogspot.com/2006/06/our-zombie-president_21.html
Ah, so you're to blame!
Mwahahaha! All your brains are belong to us.
Cluichstan
14-12-2006, 16:42
Mwahahaha! All your brains are belong to us.
I don't want 'em. I'm returning 'em. I've still got the receipt.
I don't want 'em. I'm returning 'em. I've still got the receipt.
The Ministry of Commerce is the third door on the left, the one with a line extending 14 miles underground.
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 16:49
Mwahahaha! All your brains are belong to us.
*puts a bullet into Ifreann head*
there the NSDF saves the day again
Demented Hamsters
14-12-2006, 16:57
That might explain politicians visits to Iraq and other areas where natural disasters have recently occurred.
Best place to find fresh brains without arousing suspicion.
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 17:00
Graaaagh, zambah angrah!
*goes and gets Cheney *
there is your hunting partner
*points to Ifreann,then runs for it*
*goes and gets Cheney *
there is your hunting partner
*points to Ifreann,then runs for it*
*eats Cheney's face*
Graaagh, zambah nahz brahnz*!
*zombie needs brains
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 17:04
*eats Cheney's face*
Graaagh, zambah nahz brahnz*!
*zombie needs brains
good one down and shit more to go :)
Yes. You know you've thought about it. Where Bush came from. How Cheney could still be alive... Why they keep gravedigging people from previous administrations that were around before you were born...
Rumsfeld...
most of the members of the Iraq Study Group....
how in the hell is Carter still alive - gee, he looks half rotted...
Didn't you wonder about Barbara Bush?
And Kerry - notice the resemblance to Frankenstein?
And the dull answers most of them give... from Bush to Reyes....
The blank stares at the cameras...
And this most recent Senator - who obviously was suffering from a serious health condition - taken to a hospital KNOWN for its ability to keep Cheney alive (didn't they "save" Reagan from being shot?).
Wasn't Strom Thurmond a zombie?
Comment on your perception of this latest conspiracy theory...
*decides to be serious*
I know in Brazil there's a law that all government officials have to retire at age 70...even for "lifetime" appointments.
I wouldn't mind such a law in the US...keep fresh minds in power, not these dinosaurs with mindsets from 30 years ago.
*leaves...waits for hilarity to reestablish itself*
The Judas Panda
14-12-2006, 17:43
And this most recent Senator - who obviously was suffering from a serious health condition - taken to a hospital KNOWN for its ability to keep Cheney alive (didn't they "save" Reagan from being shot?).
Wasn't Strom Thurmond a zombie?
Comment on your perception of this latest conspiracy theory...
Of course noone could save Kennedy as it was a headshot....it all makes sense.
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 17:44
Of course noone could save Kennedy as it was a headshot....it all makes sense.
Yes! Yes! You're on to something!
Yes! Yes! You're on to something!
NO!!! no one gets it!
JFK had a brain transplant prior to being shot!.
His brain was surgically removed and placed inside the cranium of Lee harvey Oswald.
Then it was arranged for Oswald (really kennedy) to assinate kenny (really oswald). Who was then rushed to the hospital.
Then after the 'trial' oswald was shot (not in the head even though at that range it would have been easy) and rushed to the same hospital as kennedy was taken. When there they simply transplanted the brains back into their original bodies.
To this day Zombie JFK and Zombie Monroe are living in the Zombie Retirement Home in Aruba.
The Psyker
14-12-2006, 18:58
NO!!! no one gets it!
JFK had a brain transplant prior to being shot!.
His brain was surgically removed and placed inside the cranium of Lee harvey Oswald.
Then it was arranged for Oswald (really kennedy) to assinate kenny (really oswald). Who was then rushed to the hospital.
Then after the 'trial' oswald was shot (not in the head even though at that range it would have been easy) and rushed to the same hospital as kennedy was taken. When there they simply transplanted the brains back into their original bodies.
To this day Zombie JFK and Zombie Monroe are living in the Zombie Retirement Home in Aruba.There wasn't a trial.
There wasn't a trial.
that's what the media wants you to believe!
infact a trial WAS held where the 13 leaders of ZION and the heads of the KKK were the judges!