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A penis so large it can be seen from space

Drunk commies deleted
14-12-2006, 16:22
Some pranksters drew a penis on the roof of their school. Nobody noticed it until someone looked at the school on Google Earth and noticed one of the buildings sporting a massive erection. Much like the mysterious Nazca lines, the image doesn't make sense unless seen from high overhead.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006570530,00.html
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:22
Doesn't that violate the NS Terms of Service?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-12-2006, 16:24
Doesn't that violate the NS Terms of Service?
o_O
Delator
14-12-2006, 16:25
Doesn't that violate the NS Terms of Service?

Who cares?!?

Fucking awesome! :p
Cluichstan
14-12-2006, 16:26
Wish I'd thought of that when I was in school. :D
Ifreann
14-12-2006, 16:27
I thought this was a thread about me :(
Call to power
14-12-2006, 16:27
thats a very funky looking penis:p
Cluichstan
14-12-2006, 16:27
I thought this was a thread about me :(

You're a penis, but we can't see you from space. :p
Demented Hamsters
14-12-2006, 16:27
I thought you meant this:
http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/
Dryks Legacy
14-12-2006, 16:30
That is extremely amusing, the only thing I ever notice on Google Earth is how outdated my suburbs pictures are.
Slartiblartfast
14-12-2006, 16:39
That's a posh school about 5 miles from where I live and is full of c**ks, so it's not suprising one got on the roof
Demented Hamsters
14-12-2006, 16:42
The Celts did it better:
http://www.megalithic.co.uk/a558/a312/gallery/England/Dorset/CerneAbbas.jpg
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 16:42
Mine is bigger...
Cluichstan
14-12-2006, 16:44
Mine is bigger...

Um...ew. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Ashmoria
14-12-2006, 16:45
wow.

there should be an award for best highschool prank of the year.

this would win.
IDF
14-12-2006, 16:58
wow.

there should be an award for best highschool prank of the year.

this would win.

You can't call that contest yet until we see what the Trevians at New Trier in Winnetka, IL do this year. They are the school that originated the 1,2 and 4 pig thing.

They stole master keys of the school and sent out 800 copies to people with a faked letter from the principle, they put a Yugo on the roof, they built a brick wall in the middle of a hallway. They put cows in an elevator, etc.
Carnivorous Lickers
14-12-2006, 16:58
Thats great ! Maybe it points to the location of a secret society meeting place.


And I thought scaling the clock tower to change the time and fill the bell with rags so it wouldnt ring was funny enough to risk my life.
The Potato Factory
14-12-2006, 17:00
That building's me, in building form. Yeah, I'm one of those new Transformer. "Transformers, robots in disguise. Transformers, we got massive size."
Luipaard
14-12-2006, 17:02
Thats pitiful. The penis we drew on the school field on my last day was bigger, more realistic and probably lasted longer (cause they made the mistake of telling us to mow it off... so we did. Sadly we only mowed along the paint lines. ROFL)
Cullons
14-12-2006, 18:55
Some pranksters drew a penis on the roof of their school. Nobody noticed it until someone looked at the school on Google Earth and noticed one of the buildings sporting a massive erection. Much like the mysterious Nazca lines, the image doesn't make sense unless seen from high overhead.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006570530,00.html

oh thank god!

i thought there were pictures on me naked on the internet :p
The Plutonian Empire
14-12-2006, 18:59
+ 1

In before the lock. :p

(sorry, couldn't resist)
Cullons
14-12-2006, 19:03
Doesn't that violate the NS Terms of Service?

why would it?
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 19:07
why would it?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11436281&postcount=15
Snafturi
14-12-2006, 19:10
I love google earth. There's all sorts of wierd stuff on it. Personally I like the firefox crop circle in McMinville, Oregon.
Luipaard
14-12-2006, 19:13
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11436281&postcount=15

I think it would only count if it was a good picture of a penis tho. Its not, therefore its not pornography.
Eve Online
14-12-2006, 19:16
I think it would only count if it was a good picture of a penis tho. Its not, therefore its not pornography.

Well, I think for it to qualify, I would have to imagine it actually exciting someone...
Luipaard
14-12-2006, 19:19
Well, I think for it to qualify, I would have to imagine it actually exciting someone...

Its amazing what excites people tho.
Remember, every time you make up a strange fetish, at least 3 website dedicated to it will spring up and at least one person will be masturbating to it right now.
Go on, test it. Its true.
Cullons
14-12-2006, 23:01
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11436281&postcount=15

its a crude drawing.
Londim
14-12-2006, 23:22
Bah thats nothing. I'll tell you of apprank that the last year did. Drew a giant penis on the road leading upto school and then the word wanker below it..........in ROAD PAINT! It can still be seen today
Buristan
14-12-2006, 23:35
*writes note for next year's prank*
Greyenivol Colony
14-12-2006, 23:52
Its amazing what excites people tho.
Remember, every time you make up a strange fetish, at least 3 website dedicated to it will spring up and at least one person will be masturbating to it right now.
Go on, test it. Its true.

Except eskimos.
Boonytopia
15-12-2006, 08:52
That's fantastic! :D Those students should get bonus marks for ingenuity.
Cullons
15-12-2006, 16:13
Bah thats nothing. I'll tell you of apprank that the last year did. Drew a giant penis on the road leading upto school and then the word wanker below it..........in ROAD PAINT! It can still be seen today

well try and find it on google earth and post the damn thing!!!!
Kanabia
15-12-2006, 16:18
Hahaha! That rocks. :D
Big Jim P
15-12-2006, 16:20
Probqably one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
Heron-Marked Warriors
15-12-2006, 16:22
That's fantastic! :D Those students should get bonus marks for ingenuity.

Marks in what? Penis Studies?

Maybe art, now that I think about it.

It is funny, though.