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A bunch of people arguing about if 'X from Star Wars wouuld beat Y from Star Trek', or Chuck Norris?

I think Norris would kick a good number into oblivion but then his brain may explode over the complete uselessness of such discussions comparing two things based on completely different principles. And then the TrekWarites would keep arguing.

The T would pity those trekky foo's.

Chuck Norris

Oh, fucking shut up about him already. It wasn't funny to begin with, and it certainly isn't now.

After becoming exasparated with the incessant arguing, Mr. T and Chuck Norris have a drinking contest. They wake up the next morning...together...uncomfortable silence follows.

Thus, the Tequila wins.

The Fanatics would all kill each other, Norris and Mr. T would split the tequila bottle and wake up naked together in some motel in Tiajuana.

Daffy Duck.
Because I think he deserves to win just once.

Daffy Duck.
Because I think he deserves to win just once.

He almost did in Who Framed Roger Rabbit! :)

Fucking Donald...:mad:

Chuck Norris would forfeit because he was horribly beaten up by my grandmother (with her walking cane).

this has already been worked out in a little song called "ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" the winner was Mr. Rodgers....

what? just one bottle of tequila? well i 'spose you got to give the trekkies and whatever-you-call-star-wars-fans a chance against something.

Oh, fucking shut up about him already. It wasn't funny to begin with, and it certainly isn't now.
QFT.

That said, he'd get his ass kicked. And not a bloody roundhouse kick either.

Daffy Duck.
Because I think he deserves to win just once.

Hooray for Daffy

The Star Trek and Star Wars fans. You know they build lightsabers and phasers in their garages.

I think whatever the outcome the human race would win :p

I think the real question is, who wins in hot oil wresting?; Bill Cosby or Mohandas Gandhi?

I think the real question is, who wins in hot oil wresting?; Bill Cosby or Mohandas Gandhi?

Well, considering Ghandi is a lot skinnier and more agile and has probably read the entire Kama Sutra more than once, he knows quite a few moves and how to pull them off - if anything he could just hump Cosby into submission.

Hey, in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, who on earth was mr. rogers? I never quite got that :(

He was a children's programming host, he was scarily calm and eerie he had a show called Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood......

Well, considering Ghandi is a lot skinnier and more agile and has probably read the entire Kama Sutra more than once, he knows quite a few moves and how to pull them off - if anything he could just hump Cosby into submission.

I'd sig that, but I'm full up.

Totally Star Wars. It'll get you almost every time except for when Halo's there. :mp5:

Dude, Mr. T with a bottle of tequilla would destroy both fantastical universes, and then his mowhawk would eat Norris' beard and chest hair, taking away Chuck's power, making the uldimate annihilation of Chuck all the easier....