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What kind of murderer are you?

Zarakon
14-12-2006, 00:14
Totally random quiz:

http://quizilla.com/users/Dudukain/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20murderer%20are%20you%3F/

I got:


Psycho.

Cool.
Farnhamia
14-12-2006, 00:16
"Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman."

Hitwoman, but whatever. Silly. :p
Edwardis
14-12-2006, 00:17
Terriost. You murder people for your religion, which is a radical form of a mainstream one. You will probably blow something up. Isn't that cool?

:(

That's scary.

What's scarier is that I can see people taking it seriously and calling Homeland Security.
Call to power
14-12-2006, 00:17
sex machine :cool:

but I really got "Such a quiet man. No one will see it coming."
Rhaomi
14-12-2006, 00:17
"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.

Well, that's good, I guess...
The Psyker
14-12-2006, 00:18
Impulse Killer.
Skibereen
14-12-2006, 00:19
It seems the first choice is most important and I took it twice choosing both that were closest to me

I got "Impulse Killer", and "Such a Quiet Man".
I V Stalin
14-12-2006, 00:31
"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.

That's a good thing, I guess...but I'm worried with the maths that came up with the following:

183 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
11% of people had this result.
Hydesland
14-12-2006, 00:34
The ripper

209 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 21948 times.
12% of people had this result

hmmm, that can't be right.
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 00:34
"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.

That's a good thing, I guess...but I'm worried with the maths that came up with the following:

183 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
11% of people had this result.

hey join the club got the same thing
Chandelier
14-12-2006, 00:35
I got:

"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.
Minaris
14-12-2006, 00:37
I am not a killer. :cool:

Actual results:


Terriost. You murder people for your religion, which is a radical form of a mainstream one. You will probably blow something up. Isn't that cool?


248 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
13% of people had this result.

CHEEZ WIZ!
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 00:37
I got:

"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.

:eek:
Naturality
14-12-2006, 00:47
I got the the quiet one.
Drunk commies deleted
14-12-2006, 00:50
The quiz is broken. It gave me this result.


Impulse Killer. You would kill someone out of rage. Isn't that cool? You'd get caught. Impulse Killers aren't smart.

Meanwhile the only time I ever seriously went out of my way to cause someone serious physical harm that could have been fatal I tried to sabotage his car at 3 am while he slept and ran off because the lights in his place came on. I don't rush things even though I'm a hothead.
Arthais101
14-12-2006, 00:51
"Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman."

Hitwoman, but whatever. Silly. :p

me too!

See I told you we'd be together, regular Mr. and Mrs. Smith we are.

Though I suppose we'd both have to fight over angelina...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-12-2006, 00:57
Such a quiet man. No one will see it coming.
Congo--Kinshasa
14-12-2006, 01:01
Jack the Ripper. You seduce and then kill members of the sex you are attracted to.


291 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 1476 times.
13% of people had this result.
Imperial isa
14-12-2006, 01:03
now i'am a hitman

*how did they know*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-12-2006, 01:03
Jack the Ripper. You seduce and then kill members of the sex you are attracted to.
I sure hope you're gay. :eek:
Congo--Kinshasa
14-12-2006, 01:05
I sure hope you're gay. :eek:

LOL!

I'm not. ;)
Ladamesansmerci
14-12-2006, 01:12
Ritual Murderer. I shall murder all of you with my chainsaw, and sacrifice you to my Great Goddess at a black altar.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
14-12-2006, 01:14
LOL!

I'm not. ;)
:eek:

Well then...
Such a quiet man. No one will see it coming.
^ *points frantically*
MrWho
14-12-2006, 01:14
Terrorist . You murder people for your religion, which is a radical form of a mainstream one. You will probably blow something up. Isn't that cool?

Wait...I believe in any religions.

Well at least I guess I'll be going out with a bang...
Vetalia
14-12-2006, 01:16
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.

Finally, my dream of being a dictator can be realized...
I V Stalin
14-12-2006, 01:39
Ritual Murderer. I shall murder all of you with my chainsaw, and sacrifice you to my Great Goddess at a black altar.
Since when were chainsaws used in ritual murders?
Ladamesansmerci
14-12-2006, 02:12
Since when were chainsaws used in ritual murders?

Chainsaws are used in MY ritual murders. ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CHAINSAW!

*worships chainsaw*
Soviestan
14-12-2006, 02:16
"Terriost. You murder people for your religion, which is a radical form of a mainstream one. You will probably blow something up. Isn't that cool?"

Man, thats F*ed up. I think this site is racist. I am NOT a terrorist.
Intra-Muros
14-12-2006, 02:31
"367 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
12% of people had this result. " :eek:

The scariest thing is the synopsis of the results that I got....

Teh resultz d0 n0t compute!
Nadkor
14-12-2006, 02:38
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.



I would respect it so much more if they had put "you're a hitman" instead.
Arthais101
14-12-2006, 02:44
"Terriost"

Ya know...sometimes I wonder...
Krow Liliowych
14-12-2006, 02:56
LOL!

I'm not. ;)

:eek:

Well then...
Such a quiet man. No one will see it coming.

^ *points frantically*You can't fool us that easily:fluffle:
Zavistan
14-12-2006, 03:05
Planner. Yay.

And the math is very questionable.

322 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
9% of people had this result.

Apparently more people got my result than took the test...
Chandelier
14-12-2006, 03:11
:eek:
:)

...

Muahahahahaha....http://graphics2.gaiaonline.com/images/template/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

...

:)
The Black Hand of Nod
14-12-2006, 03:24
Impulse Killer.
Accurate
Utracia
14-12-2006, 03:40
Quiet man. True. Victims will never see it coming. It is always the quiet ones, you know. ;)
Arrkendommer
14-12-2006, 04:17
"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.

That's a good thing, I guess...but I'm worried with the maths that came up with the following:

183 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 284 times.
11% of people had this result.

That must be "quiet man" math.
btw, I'm a phsycho
Soviestan
14-12-2006, 04:19
Ya know...sometimes I wonder...

your a funny guy.
Edwardis
14-12-2006, 04:24
your a funny guy.

A handful of people came up terrorist. I did. Just let it go.

It's a stupid test with stupid questions and stupid answers for persons to have stupid discussions. Just like we're doing now.
Zarakon
14-12-2006, 04:30
"Terriost. You murder people for your religion, which is a radical form of a mainstream one. You will probably blow something up. Isn't that cool?"

Man, thats F*ed up. I think this site is racist. I am NOT a terrorist.

How is that racist? You could be a christian, a jew, a hindu, a buddhist, a muslim, you would just be some kind of terriost :D

A handful of people came up terrorist. I did. Just let it go.

It's a stupid test with stupid questions and stupid answers for persons to have stupid discussions. Just like we're doing now.

That's what we do on NSG.
Utracia
14-12-2006, 04:32
A handful of people came up terrorist. I did. Just let it go.

It's a stupid test with stupid questions and stupid answers for persons to have stupid discussions. Just like we're doing now.

Ouch. :D

Then again, I found the test to determine which pirate you are to be more interesting...
Reconaissance Ilsands
14-12-2006, 04:32
You know the government most likely tracked this site! :eek: DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNNN
Edwardis
14-12-2006, 04:34
That's what we do on NSG.

I didnt' say I was upset with that.
IL Ruffino
14-12-2006, 04:34
Impulse Killer. You would kill someone out of rage. Isn't that cool? You'd get caught. Impulse Killers aren't smart.


Pfffft..
1010102
14-12-2006, 04:34
that kind that aks me what kind i am.
Edwardis
14-12-2006, 04:35
Ouch. :D

Then again, I found the test to determine which pirate you are to be more interesting...

Again, I didn't say I that I have a problem with it.
Zarakon
14-12-2006, 04:35
You know the government most likely tracked this site! :eek: DUNNN DUNNNN DUNNNNN

Thank god I got psycho. Now I'll be elected to public office and shoot a lawyer. It's a dream come true.
IL Ruffino
14-12-2006, 04:36
Again, I didn't say I that I have a problem with it.

Where the hell is your sense of homor?
Zarakon
14-12-2006, 04:38
Where the hell is your sense of homor?

On the cover of the Illiaad and the Oddessey

Why do you ask?

I just figure Homor is like Bizarro Homer.
Zarathoft
14-12-2006, 04:42
I got planner...
Killinginthename
14-12-2006, 04:54
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.

I'm making a list.
And checking it twice!
I figured I would be "the quiet one" but planner fits too.
Buristan
14-12-2006, 05:21
this is disgusting
The Brevious
14-12-2006, 05:58
Ritual Murderer?

...?
Funny, last time i took a quiz like this, I ended up being Flanders.
Go figure.
:confused:
Andaluciae
14-12-2006, 05:59
Der link ist kaput!
Minkonio
14-12-2006, 10:00
Der link ist kaput!

Yeah, i'm getting a "404" over here too.
Zexaland
14-12-2006, 10:26
Why is there no "hate crime killer"? Did they figure none of the test takers would be curb-stomping the heads of black guys?
Minkonio
14-12-2006, 10:48
Why is there no "hate crime killer"? Did they figure none of the test takers would be curb-stomping the heads of black guys?

I'm figuring that category falls under "Terrorist", or perhaps "Impulse Killer".
Delator
14-12-2006, 10:58
Yeah, i'm getting a "404" over here too.

Ditto...seems the site is down for maintenance.

*makes vengeful plans* ;)
Zarakon
14-12-2006, 23:15
this is disgusting

That's why it's so awesome.
Smunkeeville
14-12-2006, 23:17
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.

bad grammar *plans quiz writer's demise*
Infinite Revolution
14-12-2006, 23:26
i'm a ritual murderer. but i hate ritual and ceremony and shit. ah, maybe i'm a murderer of rituals, that makes more sense.
Londim
14-12-2006, 23:35
Jack the Ripper. You seduce and then kill members of the sex you are attracted to.


713 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 4065 times.
13% of people had this result.
Mogtaria
14-12-2006, 23:37
Jack the Ripper. You seduce and then kill members of the sex you are attracted to.


709 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 4065 times.
13% of people had this result.

Hmmm definately something screwy going on with the sites math then. Still, I hadn't pegged myself as being a ripper.
Fair Progress
14-12-2006, 23:41
I'm an impulse killer
JuNii
14-12-2006, 23:51
Ritual Killer. Your murders are for some strange religious purpose. Maybe it'll have black candles.
Boonytopia
15-12-2006, 08:43
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.


701 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 0 times.
9% of people had this result.

Impressive stats, no-one else has taken this quiz, yet somehow many others have got the same result as me. :p
Ollonen
15-12-2006, 15:30
Planner is what I am.
Hamilay
15-12-2006, 15:32
Is this quiz an FBI/Interpol sting or something? <.< >.>

Ah, well.
"Such a quiet man". No one will see it coming.
*evil laughter*
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 15:34
It seems the first choice is most important and I took it twice choosing both that were closest to me

I got "Impulse Killer", and "Such a Quiet Man".

I did it twice, too. Got Impulse Killer both times. What does that say?

Don't piss me off, people! :p
Risottia
15-12-2006, 15:37
Planner. You plan your murders well before hand and will be a nuisance to the police. Maybe your a hitman.

9% of people had this result.

:sniper: ? :cool:

What a professional bastard I am.
Kryozerkia
15-12-2006, 15:42
Ritual Killer. Your murders are for some strange religious purpose. Maybe it'll have black candles.
Cluichstan
15-12-2006, 15:48
Ritual Killer. Your murders are for some strange religious purpose. Maybe it'll have black candles.

Always figured you for the creepy type. :p
Big Jim P
15-12-2006, 15:57
I am a Ritual Killer (and very surprised at that)
Heron-Marked Warriors
15-12-2006, 16:06
I'm a Planner. Or maybe a hitman?

How did it know!?!