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Monacan High School has discharged an art teacher for painting with his genitals and buttocks. Only problem is that he was doing it at home and on his own time. How the fuck can the school suspend him for what he does when he's not on the clock, particularly when it's not illegal? I hope he sues the shit out of the school and makes enough money to buy himself some paint brushes.

http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1149192150791

Monacan High School has discharged an art teacher for painting with his genitals and buttocks. Only problem is that he was doing it at home and on his own time. How the fuck can the school suspend him for what he does when he's not on the clock, particularly when it's not illegal? I hope he sues the shit out of the school and makes enough money to buy himself some paint brushes.

http://www.timesdispatch.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=RTD/MGArticle/RTD_BasicArticle&c=MGArticle&cid=1149192150791


I am SO going to try that when I get home...

For some reason the mental image is quite hilarious.

For some reason the mental image is quite hilarious.

Yeah, and the thought of all those heads exploding at the school board is pretty funny, too. However, you'd think the guy would have thought this through ... "I really would like to post a video of me demonstrating my gluteal and genital painting techniques ... Hmm, but I live and work in Alabama and people do have access to the Internet ... This is a pretty conservative place ... Maybe I'll hire someone to do the video instead." It's ridiculous that he should be suspended or fired but come on, a little common sense, people.

and now with the left cheek we'll add some happy blues...

and now with the left cheek we'll add some happy blues... LOL. :D

I am SO going to try that when I get home...

Up and down strokes are more difficult than side-to-side strokes, but considerably more satisfying. :)

I am SO going to try that when I get home...

I think I'll have a session with my bf.... imagine what cool paintings I could create with his cock :D

Maybe he was just painting a picture of his prize winning poultry and trusty old donkey?

/pun

I knew it'd be a bad idea for schools to cut art classes.
'Sides, he is setting a good example for the kids. Capitalism is great. You can make bucks spreading paint on your ass.

I think I'll have a session with my bf.... imagine what cool paintings I could create with his cock :D

You know, you could do boob art too.

http://i10.tinypic.com/4e0si2b.jpg

You know, you could do boob art too.

http://i10.tinypic.com/4e0si2b.jpg

LOL :D

Puts a whole new meaning to "body art".

I think I'll have a session with my bf.... imagine what cool paintings I could create with his cock :D

I don't really want to imagine it, but go ahead ^^

google farrah faucet - she did/does? body paintings

must say that dotting i's with nipples are an easy trick for her lol

Is his name Prickasso?

You know, you could do boob art too.



Now that you mention it.... *goes to buy big canvas*

He just wanted to get on Ripley's with that woman who paints with her breasts.