Cab a thrown baseball kill?
Bodies Without Organs
13-12-2006, 15:26
I know the answer of course. Obviously the baseball pitchers are armed with deadly weapons: they have the baseballs. And if you have ever been whacked by a baseball, you know first hand that they can blind you, crack your skull, and kill you.
So, you ask yourself, effing what? My solution: equip batters with M16's.
You know it makes sense.
Cluichstan
13-12-2006, 15:27
Yeah, it makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.
Probably would of been more effective just to reply in the thread instead of making a new one.
Yeah, it makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.
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Cluichstan
13-12-2006, 16:16
In Soviet Russia, Cluich thwaps you.
Hell, he thwaps you here, too.
*thwap!*
:p
Andaluciae
13-12-2006, 16:17
Yeah, it makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.
I've had one of those, it was delicious.
Cluichstan
13-12-2006, 16:20
I've had one of those, it was delicious.
Just goes to prove my theory that there's something not right with the water in Ohio... :p
I've had one of those, it was delicious.
If you haven't tried mashed meat shake or spaguetti pizza, you know nothing of alternative food
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
13-12-2006, 17:29
I know the answer of course. Obviously the baseball pitchers are armed with deadly weapons: they have the baseballs. And if you have ever been whacked by a baseball, you know first hand that they can blind you, crack your skull, and kill you.
Except that the baseball pitcher isn't actually trying to kill the batter, but then you probably knew that and simply needed a strawman to burn for warmth.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2006, 17:43
I know the answer of course. Obviously the baseball pitchers are armed with deadly weapons: they have the baseballs. And if you have ever been whacked by a baseball, you know first hand that they can blind you, crack your skull, and kill you.
Not to mention what it can do to the unprotected groin. :(
Cluichstan
13-12-2006, 18:30
Not to mention what it can do to the unprotected groin. :(
That's why you wear a cup. :p
The Psyker
13-12-2006, 18:38
What about the fans in the stands we can't leave them undefended? I got nailed in the eye by a foul ball once, it would have been nice if I was able to defend my self from teh bater.
Bodies Without Organs
13-12-2006, 18:52
Except that the baseball pitcher isn't actually trying to kill the batter, but then you probably knew that and simply needed a strawman to burn for warmth.
In the vast majority of riot situations the stone throwers aren't trying to kill the cops/army either, and there is certainly at least one recorded case of a batter being killed by a baseball.
Lacadaemon
13-12-2006, 18:58
Are you saying that soldiers should be paid as much as professional baseball players?
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2006, 19:01
That's why you wear a cup. :p
Cups are for the weak.
...and for those who don't have unusually large testicles. :p
Cluichstan
13-12-2006, 19:03
Cups are for the weak.
...and for those who don't have unusually large testicles. :p
Sufferring from ESS, are ya?
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2006, 19:06
Sufferring from ESS, are ya?
Emergency Social Services? :confused:
Curious Inquiry
13-12-2006, 19:30
I think everyone's missing the most important point of this thread: Whatever is causing the nasal congestion is spreading!