NationStates Jolt Archive

As agents of the New World Order covertly bring the world under the heel of our godless, monolithic administration, it is easy for us individual soldiers to forget that the small battles must be also be fought and won for Satan before complete political and social control over this planet can be acheived. Once every year, the United States of America, the frontline of the war against Christianity, celebrates its insipid 'Christmas' holiday. It is our job to eradicate these festivities once and for all. Each year we get closer to our goal, and with the aid of litigation and federal legislation, one year Christmas will no longer be celebrated by anyone.

While the New World Order receives a significant amount of funding from the sales of gifts exchanged on Christmas (due to our ownership of the avaricious toy manufacturers and soulless retail corporations), it must be recognized that the key to removing Christ from the lives of average Americans must begin with removing Christmas.

This year, our godless armies have succeeded in a daring mission; the perpetuator of the entire gift-giving season, "Santa Claus" himself, has been kidnapped by the forces of Satan, and awaits a televised execution by beheading, which will be broadcasted by popular childrens' networks such as Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. In addition to our subliminal marketing messages urging experimention with cigarettes and cocaine, which air on the same, Santa's decapitation will prove to the malleable pre-adolescent minds that their deity is worthless and will not bring them any joy, goodwill, or commercial goods whatsoever.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/NazcaVisitor/santa-1.jpg

As the War Against Christmas proceeds, we must still remain vigilant in our campaigns to indoctrinate children with the Homosexual Agenda, in attempts to prevent the offspring of Christian families from reproducing themselves, thus eventually giving atheists and secularists numerical superiority. Our advocacy of abortion is expected to accelerate this effect, slowly shifting the demographic majority solidly into our unholy hands. Hail Satan!

I'm not gonna lie. Every time I see/hear a Christian with this damned persecution complex, it makes me want to actually declare war against Chrsitmas. And I love Christmas/Yule/Saturnalia/Jul, et. ak.

I've already said I'll support a war on christmas. But don't expect me to actually act on this unless you have a well thought out plan for the reconstruction phase and a decent exit strategery.

But 2000 years ago Santa died on the cross, then came back to life to give us our presents. How can we go to war against him?

But 2000 years ago Santa died on the cross, then came back to life to give us our presents. How can we go to war against him?

According to the prophet xmastree (presents be under him), santa didn't actually die on the cross.

Excellent work, minions! With new corporate chains of full-service, walk-in-welcome euthanasia clinics in every town, and next to each cram school, globally, the world population can be expected to drop at an increasing pace, especially among the oldest and youngest demographics; furthermore, as this campaign reduces consumer populations & demand, pollution producing industries will be reduced in turn, thereby preventing the complete loss of summer polar ice by 2040, as presently projected in today's newspapers, and allowing fuzzy, cute polar bear cubs to survive at a greater rate.

According to the prophet xmastree (presents be under him), santa didn't actually die on the cross.

I won't listen to heresy.

*puts fingers in ears*

Lalalalalala...

Join the resistance army and get your posters here
http://www.xmasresistance.org/

According to the prophet xmastree (presents be under him), santa didn't actually die on the cross.

The prophet Sutffed Turkey claims that Santa has been resurected by his reindeer. And then he began begetting elves.

When the tyrant saint of Christianmas, W., is defeated, we will gather in the streets for the W-Execution Day Parade!

lol

can the blind join this war ,if not why
i hear a Texas lawmaker is aiming to allow the blind to hunt

can the blind join this war ,if not why
i hear a Texas lawmaker is aiming to allow the blind to hunt

Well they can't be any more hazardous than Dick Cheney.

Well they can't be any more hazardous than Dick Cheney.

yes it would be safe with someone blind then him

As agents of the New World Order covertly bring the world under the heel of our godless, monolithic administration, it is easy for us individual soldiers to forget that the small battles must be also be fought and won for Satan before complete political and social control over this planet can be acheived. Once every year, the United States of America, the frontline of the war against Christianity, celebrates its insipid 'Christmas' holiday. It is our job to eradicate these festivities once and for all. Each year we get closer to our goal, and with the aid of litigation and federal legislation, one year Christmas will no longer be celebrated by anyone.

While the New World Order receives a significant amount of funding from the sales of gifts exchanged on Christmas (due to our ownership of the avaricious toy manufacturers and soulless retail corporations), it must be recognized that the key to removing Christ from the lives of average Americans must begin with removing Christmas.

This year, our godless armies have succeeded in a daring mission; the perpetuator of the entire gift-giving season, "Santa Claus" himself, has been kidnapped by the forces of Satan, and awaits a televised execution by beheading, which will be broadcasted by popular childrens' networks such as Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel. In addition to our subliminal marketing messages urging experimention with cigarettes and cocaine, which air on the same, Santa's decapitation will prove to the malleable pre-adolescent minds that their deity is worthless and will not bring them any joy, goodwill, or commercial goods whatsoever.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/NazcaVisitor/santa-1.jpg

As the War Against Christmas proceeds, we must still remain vigilant in our campaigns to indoctrinate children with the Homosexual Agenda, in attempts to prevent the offspring of Christian families from reproducing themselves, thus eventually giving atheists and secularists numerical superiority. Our advocacy of abortion is expected to accelerate this effect, slowly shifting the demographic majority solidly into our unholy hands. Hail Satan!

you know, ironically christians and muslims both have massively higher birth rates than secularists. it was their "family" ethics that allowed christians enough influence to acheive dominance in the roman empire. I strongly suggest that if secularists want to survive, they start marrying off and humping like bunnies, and adopting too. though I'd be just as happy if secularism died off entirely...

Shit - I thought we were opposing Christmas for Cthulhu...

Shit - I thought we were opposing Christmas for Cthulhu...

Santa Cthulhu is not pleased!

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVHP005_180.jpeg

Santa Cthulhu is not pleased!

http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/IMPTYV/IMPTYVHP005_180.jpeg

I bet Cthulu loves Christmas. Cos all his cultists voluntarily fatten themselves up.

i think we should follow the teachings of the prophet, the-uncle-that-drank-too-much-at-the-christams-party, and burn the tree.

But 2000 years ago Santa died on the cross, then came back to life to give us our presents. How can we go to war against him?

actually it was just 4 days ago (http://lifestyle.monstersandcritics.com/religion/news/article_1231497.php/Canadian_artist_crucifies_Santa), unless by some time-warp you are posting from 4006.