NationStates Jolt Archive


The new Ripper.

The Potato Factory
13-12-2006, 09:25
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/12/13/UK.prostitute.reut/index.html

Surprised there's been no topics about this. Or did I just miss those?

Anyway, what's your opinion on the new Ripper? Jack wannabe? Individual with unique motives?
Gartref
13-12-2006, 09:27
Anyway, what's your opinion on the new Ripper? Jack wannabe? Individual with unique motives?

It's Prince Charles.
Rooseveldt
13-12-2006, 09:31
I hate it when they call hookers "sex workers"

I mean come on! You're taking all the mystique out of hoors, already!:eek:
Imperial isa
13-12-2006, 09:33
he be moving to kill everday woman before you know it
JiangGuo
13-12-2006, 10:11
The murdering **** has been reading too much Richard Harris.
Risottia
13-12-2006, 10:20
It's Her Majesty's long-lost son, the good twin of Prince Charles, who's been secretly jailed and forced to wear an iron mask for the five last decades... oh wait... got things mixed up, I suppose.;)

Really, I think that it's a wacko who's been deluded into thinking that being the Ripper is a way to get famous by stupid media fanatism about serial killers.
Boonytopia
13-12-2006, 10:28
Maybe Diana didn't really die & now she's re-emerged to get her revenge on the prostitutes of England.
Mogtaria
13-12-2006, 10:30
10 cents says that if he is caught and interviewed he claims he was doing "God's Work".
Lacadaemon
13-12-2006, 10:33
10 cents says that if he is caught and interviewed he claims he was doing "God's Work".

If he's a native Brit I doubt he'll say that. Mostly they tend to be simple deranged perverts.
Vegan Nuts
13-12-2006, 10:36
I hate it when they call hookers "sex workers"

I mean come on! You're taking all the mystique out of hoors, already!:eek:

heh, the italians have lovely words for them. I forget what they are, but when I was reading about Veronica Franco they mentioned there are specific words in italian for "Courtesan" and, well, "cheap hooker"...haha, I think the "courtesan" type with all the mystique are starting to get rather scarce...

10 cents says that if he is caught and interviewed he claims he was doing "God's Work".

naturally, I mean all problems everywhere through all of history are a direct result of religion, right? :rolleyes: or, perhaps he was abused as a child or some such shite.
Rooseveldt
13-12-2006, 10:44
I am willing to bet he is just your normal abnormal nutbag. LIke porking dead girls and biting their boobies off. They're the common kind, like Ted Bundy. Although I like the DIana theory as well. Her lurching her way to Buckingham Palace: Muuuum Muuuum Why didn't you want to come to my fuuuuneraaaaaallll?
Vorlich
13-12-2006, 11:55
There has been no sexual assult on any of the women. he is just killing them. and the hookers are still going out for business - i think i'd be taking a holiday!!!!

BBC Breakfast programme had some idiot christian chappie saying that this was a terrible time for the people of Ipswich then added "Bob Gelolf said it best in his Live Aid song 'Throw your arms around the world at christmas time' well perhaps everyone could throw their arms around Ipswich just now"

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCk?????

still haven't decided whether to laugh or remain in my state of utter shock in regards to his stupidity.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2006, 12:01
Why do these serial killers always kill prostitutes? Prostitutes are our friends. WHy can't they kill some group of entrepreneurs that won't be missed? Like advertising executives. :p
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 12:03
Why do these serial killers always kill prostitutes? Prostitutes are our friends. WHy can't they kill some group of entrepreneurs that won't be missed? Like advertising executives. :p

Because they don't want to associate with that kind of person. Serial killers have standards you know.
Lunatic Goofballs
13-12-2006, 12:04
Because they don't want to associate with that kind of person. Serial killers have standards you know.

I'd kill mimes. :)
Zenwoody
13-12-2006, 12:07
No, it is obvious that the 'New Ripper' is in fact Victoria Beckham - who needs blood to keep her transplanted human skin alive - as it is actually stretched over a lightweight aluminium frame, because, of course, she is an un-human... a (gasp!) android. Beckham purchased her at a flea market in Bristol, a half finished dream, found in the cellar of a deceased wacky scientist.

It took him 4 years and untold gruesome experiments (that he paid a pittance to online-gaming addicted medical and IT students to perform as he watched) before he perfected the process, which, other than her creepily motionless face and unsatiable thirst for female blood, is undetectable in most situations.

It also explains a lot about her fashion sense. ;)
Medical Oddities
13-12-2006, 12:13
I´d kill guys dressed as Santa Claus.
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 12:20
I'd kill mimes. :)

And you'd get a medal for it.
Babelistan
13-12-2006, 12:33
it's some grumpy groundskeeper with an ENORMOUS weedwhacker.
Babelistan
13-12-2006, 12:34
And you'd get a medal for it.

yes I'd give him/she/it one, on the spot. friggin mimes!
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 12:35
yes I'd give him/she/it one, on the spot. friggin mimes!

Don't you think that about everyone?
Babelistan
13-12-2006, 12:43
Don't you think that about everyone?

yes, mostly, but I specially hate mimes! mime this asshole!
Gorias
13-12-2006, 13:09
this is why we should have everyones dna on record. easier to track down.
Gataway_Driver
13-12-2006, 13:29
Shit I didn't know he got up to 5. In a week or two since he started

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6173633.stm
Compulsive Depression
13-12-2006, 13:33
I'd kill mimes. :)

I'd kill people wearing suits, because they're untrustworthy, evil cunts :)

Incidentally, it's the Suffolk Strangler, not a ripper of any sort.
Risottia
13-12-2006, 13:35
heh, the italians have lovely words for them. I forget what they are

Here are some:

non vulgar, euphemistic:
Prostituta
Meretrice
Passeggiatrice
Cortigiana
Peripatètica

vulgar:
Puttana
Baldracca
Bagascia
Mignotta
Zòccola
Tròia
Tamistani
13-12-2006, 13:58
Here are some:

non vulgar, euphemistic:
Prostituta
Meretrice
Passeggiatrice
Cortigiana
Peripatètica

vulgar:
Puttana
Baldracca
Bagascia
Mignotta
Zòccola
Tròia

Do they have a league table and if so how do they "go up and down it":eek:

Also, why is there never a serial killer of politicians. If I ever went loopy and had a craving to kill people of "base morals", I'd go after politicians, not prostitutes. :D
Slartiblartfast
13-12-2006, 13:59
10 cents says that if he is caught and interviewed he claims he was doing "God's Work".

You mean it is the work of an American rapper:eek:

Or is that 50 Cents??
Bodies Without Organs
13-12-2006, 14:17
If he's a native Brit I doubt he'll say that. Mostly they tend to be simple deranged perverts.

Yorkshire Ripper being an obvious exception.
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 14:29
Yorkshire Ripper being an obvious exception.

Killing prostitutes and dumping their naked bodies doesn't strike you as deranged or perverted?
Bodies Without Organs
13-12-2006, 14:32
Killing prostitutes and dumping their naked bodies doesn't strike you as deranged or perverted?

Ha. Ha. I was refering to Sutcliffe's claim that he was doing God's work.
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 14:33
Ha. Ha. I was refering to Sutcliffe's claim that he was doing God's work.

Ah. Carry on.
Purple Android
13-12-2006, 16:09
If he's a native Brit I doubt he'll say that. Mostly they tend to be simple deranged perverts.

The Yorkshire Ripper said he heard voices in his head from God telling him to commit his crimes. The fact that he is killing Prostitutes seems to suggest he could be mentally ill and believiung that God is telling him to commit the killings.
The Potato Factory
13-12-2006, 16:33
The fact that he is killing Prostitutes seems to suggest he could be mentally ill and believiung that God is telling him to commit the killings.

He could also be perfectly sane and believe that God is telling him to commit the killings.
Ifreann
13-12-2006, 16:38
He could also be perfectly sane and believe that God is telling him to commit the killings.

I tihnk those two things are incompatible.
Ashmoria
13-12-2006, 16:53
well he certainly is getting busy with it. 5 in 11 days. it wont be long before he's caught, he is going to fast to be careful

to be a famous serial killer these days you need to do more than just kill women. he has to either be a member of the royal family or start doing something usual to the bodies or last a hell of a lot longer than 11 days.

there is just too much competition out there.
Bodies Without Organs
13-12-2006, 16:56
I tihnk those two things are incompatible.

Teleological suspension of the ethical, darling.
I V Stalin
13-12-2006, 16:59
well he certainly is getting busy with it. 5 in 11 days. it wont be long before he's caught, he is going to fast to be careful.


The first woman found on 2 December was Gemma Adams, 25, naked in woodland at Hintlesham, on the outskirts of Ipswich. She had last been seen on 15 November.

Five bodies found in 11 days - but the first one could've been murdered almost a month ago.
Eve Online
13-12-2006, 17:03
well he certainly is getting busy with it. 5 in 11 days. it wont be long before he's caught, he is going to fast to be careful

to be a famous serial killer these days you need to do more than just kill women. he has to either be a member of the royal family or start doing something usual to the bodies or last a hell of a lot longer than 11 days.

there is just too much competition out there.

Lots of serial killers kill in "sprints". And we have no real idea what he really did with the bodies - that's probably obscured because it would harm the case (and incite copycats).
Vernasia
13-12-2006, 18:17
Possible some religious extremist, who sees himself as cleansing Ipswich?

Note: I have nothing against religion. It's just that's what happened in a book I read once.
Aequilibritas
13-12-2006, 18:25
Possible some religious extremist, who sees himself as cleansing Ipswich?

Note: I have nothing against religion. It's just that's what happened in a book I read once.

Perhaps you should tell the police. They could read the book and find out who did it. Or just read the last page, that'd be quicker.
Heron-Marked Warriors
13-12-2006, 18:26
well he certainly is getting busy with it. 5 in 11 days. it wont be long before he's caught, he is going to fast to be careful

to be a famous serial killer these days you need to do more than just kill women. he has to either be a member of the royal family or start doing something usual to the bodies or last a hell of a lot longer than 11 days.

there is just too much competition out there.

I heard something on the radio the day before yesterday that they're thinking this could be linked to a similar set of murders a few years ago. I don't know what the up-to-date thinking on that speculation is now, though.
Aequilibritas
13-12-2006, 18:37
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Originally Posted by Mogtaria
10 cents says that if he is caught and interviewed he claims he was doing "God's Work".

If he's a native Brit I doubt he'll say that. Mostly they tend to be simple deranged perverts.
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Mr Berry said psychotic or "vision" killers such as Peter Sutcliffe - who heard voices telling them to kill - were very rare. Instead, the killer may have a problem with prostitutes, either after undergoing a bad experience or for religious reasons.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,1970021,00.html
The Mindset
13-12-2006, 18:48
Nah. People kill prostitutes because they're accessible. Need a victim? Pull up near one and they'll happily get in your car. I'd say the only motives are religious or he simply enjoys killing, and the prozzies are convenient targets.
Potato jack
13-12-2006, 19:10
I hate how serial killers are always called "the something ripper".

Just ruins the originals great story.
Curious Inquiry
13-12-2006, 19:21
I'd kill mimes. :)

Tsk! Don't you know a mime is a terrible thing to waste?
Poliwanacraca
13-12-2006, 20:00
and the hookers are still going out for business - i think i'd be taking a holiday!!!!


Well, yeah, of course they're still working. Very few people decide to become prostitutes if they have the financial means to do something else. They're still going out for business because the alternative would generally be letting themselves and their families starve.
Wereninja
13-12-2006, 22:14
Well, yeah, of course they're still working. Very few people decide to become prostitutes if they have the financial means to do something else. They're still going out for business because the alternative would generally be letting themselves and their families starve.

I doubt that they are prostituting themselves to feed their families, they can easily pay for food with the money that the government gives them. Most likely they are still working to get their next fix. It's not cheap being a heroin addict.
Carnivorous Lickers
13-12-2006, 22:46
I'd kill mimes. :)

Seconded.

We're long over-due for a "Mime Ripper".