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New Zealanders looking for some extra curricular activity are now able to apply for the position of condom tester.

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Potential applicants are invited to [...] provide details as to why they believe they are up to the job.

Full (short) article here (http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/administration/afp-news.html?id=061212214724.b7038jph). Complete with a picture of bright pink condoms... a picture by someone whose first name is apparently Pornchai. :p

Full (short) article here (http://www.france24.com/france24Public/en/administration/afp-news.html?id=061212214724.b7038jph). Complete with a picture of bright pink condoms... a picture by someone whose first name is apparently Pornchai. :p

I can imagine STIFF competition to get such a HARD job. I wonder why tho... one has to work LONG hours, wear safety equiptment and the working environment? Don't get me started...

First of all, one must beable to work with a partner, else they will find themselves doing all the work alone, and by hand.

they must be self-starting, I doubt there will always be someone to get things pumping.

and who knows if the employees can use the back door should the normal entrance be blocked.

and lunches... is it strickly brown bagging or can the employees eat out?

and will the tester be standing around all the time, or just sitting on their duff?

and the pay... will it be comprable to the work? what of overtime? what's the pay baised on... hourly, then the overacheivers will rake it in... Salary, then those tha fall short end up getting a free ride. and will the pay stand up to heavy inflation.

man, there's just too many ways for an employee to find himself shafted, rubbed raw, then told to clean up and ship out.

I can imagine STIFF competition to get such a HARD job. I wonder why tho... one has to work LONG hours, wear safety equiptment and the working environment? Don't get me started...

First of all, one must beable to work with a partner, else they will find themselves doing all the work alone, and by hand.

they must be self-starting, I doubt there will always be someone to get things pumping.

and who knows if the employees can use the back door should the normal entrance be blocked.

and lunches... is it strickly brown bagging or can the employees eat out?

and will the tester be standing around all the time, or just sitting on their duff?

and the pay... will it be comprable to the work? what of overtime? what's the pay baised on... hourly, then the overacheivers will rake it in... Salary, then those tha fall short end up getting a free ride. and will the pay stand up to heavy inflation.

man, there's just too many ways for an employee to find himself shafted, rubbed raw, then told to clean up and ship out.

ROLF so much can't type ROLF

ROLF so much can't type ROLF

Don't get a stroke now... :p

if I can have nasty sex with women....sounds like a hell of a job!! Sign me up!:D :D :D :D :D :D

I can imagine STIFF competition to get such a HARD job. I wonder why tho... one has to work LONG hours, wear safety equiptment and the working environment? Don't get me started...

First of all, one must beable to work with a partner, else they will find themselves doing all the work alone, and by hand.

they must be self-starting, I doubt there will always be someone to get things pumping.

and who knows if the employees can use the back door should the normal entrance be blocked.

and lunches... is it strickly brown bagging or can the employees eat out?

and will the tester be standing around all the time, or just sitting on their duff?

and the pay... will it be comprable to the work? what of overtime? what's the pay baised on... hourly, then the overacheivers will rake it in... Salary, then those tha fall short end up getting a free ride. and will the pay stand up to heavy inflation.

man, there's just too many ways for an employee to find himself shafted, rubbed raw, then told to clean up and ship out.

oh dear god hahahahahahahah, my lungs,my stomach ow ow, there's honestly nothing that can follow that as a response to this thread!

Don't get a stroke now... :p

too late.... (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1821964/2/istockphoto_1821964_play_dead.jpg)

if I can have nasty sex with women....sounds like a hell of a job!! Sign me up!:D :D :D :D :D :D

But think of the delimas involved... if it turns out that the job sucks, would you then leave, or plow on though to the very end?

and can you really do quality work knowing that there are other pricks doing what you are doing at the same time?

<SNIP>

Sheer genius! :D

They should sub-contract the jobs out to some porn companies. Pornstars need condoms, usually, and the condom makers need sexually experienced people.

But think of the delimas involved... if it turns out that the job sucks, would you then leave, or plow on though to the very end?

and can you really do quality work knowing that there are other pricks doing what you are doing at the same time?

i'm thinking these poor schmucks are also testing out the effectiveness of these johnnies re: preventing pregnancy. is durex gunna pay for any abortions/child care that result from said testing? o_0

i somehow doubt it. what private company is going to commit resources to a responsability it can pin on someone else.

If I would have to rely on "Rosie palm and her four sisters" to test the product, forget it. However, if there were some young femal partner between the ages of 18 and 50 or so to work with this old fart...might...would...hell yes I'd do it...I mean I would do the job.:fluffle: After all, EVERYONE knows the older you get the more staying power you have. :D

If I would have to rely on "Rosie palm and her four sisters" to test the product, forget it. However, if there were some young femal partner between the ages of 18 and 50 or so to work with this old fart...might...would...hell yes I'd do it...I mean I would do the job.:fluffle: After all, EVERYONE knows the older you get the more staying power you have. :D

Just gotta say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :p

But think of the delimas involved... if it turns out that the job sucks, would you then leave, or plow on though to the very end?

and can you really do quality work knowing that there are other pricks doing what you are doing at the same time?






But I am the biggest prick of them all!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

and can you really do quality work knowing that there are other pricks doing what you are doing at the same time?

Hell yes. I have qualitycontrol.:p

They should sub-contract the jobs out to some porn companies. Pornstars need condoms, usually, and the condom makers need sexually experienced people.

:confused:

:confused:

What?

if I can have nasty sex with women....sounds like a hell of a job!! Sign me up!:D :D :D :D :D :D

Nasty sex is a qualification, not a company perk.

i'm thinking these poor schmucks are also testing out the effectiveness of these johnnies re: preventing pregnancy. is durex gunna pay for any abortions/child care that result from said testing? o_0

i somehow doubt it. what private company is going to commit resources to a responsability it can pin on someone else.

The reality is they will probably get some sex machine that got the Oklahoma judge thrown in jail. Tee Hee. He used a penis pump in the court room while hearing cases.

What?

I'm sorry you are not sexually experienced enough to apply for the job. Hell boy, the job could make you a porn star. :D

The reality is they will probably get some sex machine that got the Oklahoma judge thrown in jail. Tee Hee. He used a penis pump in the court room while hearing cases.

:eek: :eek: :eek: what for!?! i thought they were for increasing size immediately prior to boning! was he going to bone the jurors to get them to go with his opinion!?

I'm sorry you are not sexually experienced enough to apply for the job. Hell boy, the job could make you a porn star. :D

:rolleyes:

They should sub-contract the jobs out to some porn companies. Pornstars need condoms, usually, and the condom makers need sexually experienced people.

except they've got to test out all sizes. i'm pretty sure porn stars fall into the bigger-than-bell-curve range. i hope

except they've got to test out all sizes. i'm pretty sure porn stars fall into the bigger-than-bell-curve range. i hope

You got to remember the difference between porn inches and real inches though. :p

:eek: :eek: :eek: what for!?! i thought they were for increasing size immediately prior to boning! was he going to bone the jurors to get them to go with his opinion!?

Guess he used the pump to get himself off. Humm...they never showed a picture of his wife (if he had one) maybe he preferred the pump. He was sentenced to jail (yea, a judge in the slammer). He recently asked for parole...it was denied. :D

You got to remember the difference between porn inches and real inches though. :p

camera angle :D