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At least, that's what this idiot is saying (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327). (Side note--this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh hysterically when someone cites WorldNet Daily as a source.)
There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore....

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

What's next? Cauliflower will give you big ears? Soy's been a significant part of diets in many parts of the world for millenia now, and will be into the future.

Or the other option is to drink cow's milk which also comes laden with oestrogen...

I guess that explains the burgeoning population in China...

wonder how the gays managed to impregnate so many women in sham marriages...

:rolleyes:

to say nothing of the fact that gay men have often been found to have higher testosterone levels than most straight men. i can't be bothered to find a source, google will find it for anyone who's interested, i'm sure.

"You know how I know you're gay?"

Well, obviously, the only thing keeping me straight is the fact that I eat red meat.:rolleyes:

Or the other option is to drink cow's milk which also comes laden with oestrogen...

I'd rather have milk from soybeans than have milk from cows that have been loaded with hormones that cause them to produce more milk.

"You know how I know you're gay?"

How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

I'd rather have milk from soybeans than have milk from cows that have been loaded with hormones that cause them to produce more milk.

I drink the hormone-free, antibiotic-free stuff, personally, for just that reason.

I don't care much for the t-shirt itself, but the girl wearing the "Re-defeat Communism" shirt is damn cute. ;)

On topic, I'm wondering why he doesn't cite any sources to back up his claims...such as "Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid" or "Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children"...:rolleyes:

I guess that explains the burgeoning population in China...

wonder how the gays managed to impregnate so many women in sham marriages...

:rolleyes:
Maybe it explains the small penis stereotype.

I'd rather have milk from soybeans than have milk from cows that have been loaded with hormones that cause them to produce more milk.

I'm a vegan myself.

Maybe it explains the small penis stereotype.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_size

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.

It's so hard to parody people like this. They do such a good job of making themselves look ridiculous. :(

....What?
So because soy makes you gay, (apparently),we MUST NOT USE IT,otherwise the entire third world shall become homosexual?
Effect worse than the disease?My arse.Soya all the way.

Surely the real question here is what soy allegedly does to heterosexual females? Do we end up with ultra-feminine women?

At least, that's what this idiot is saying (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327). (Side note--this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh hysterically when someone cites WorldNet Daily as a source.)


What's next? Cauliflower will give you big ears? Soy's been a significant part of diets in many parts of the world for millenia now, and will be into the future.

It's true! One day I was out womanizing and ate some tofu, the next day I was blowing every guy I saw!

By the way, I'm having a hard time realising their t-shirts are for real, and not parodies. :eek:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/coulter.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/forecast.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/rope.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/stamp.html

And I don't even get this one...

http://www.thoseshirts.com/vets.html

As a Frenchman, though, I was amused by this one:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/french.html

Gives me a good laugh. 99.99% of French people have no idea there are Americans ranting their mindless heads off about France in their own closed little world, venting their petty frustrations, hate and ignorance at us and thinking that, somehow, we care. Oh, France did hear about the "Freedom Fries". When we'd got over laughing about it, we had no end of merriment making fun of silly Conservative Americans. Thanks for the good times. ;)

At least, that's what this idiot is saying (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327). (Side note--this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh hysterically when someone cites WorldNet Daily as a source.)


What's next? Cauliflower will give you big ears? Soy's been a significant part of diets in many parts of the world for millenia now, and will be into the future.

Oh, how I wish soy protein makes you gay. What a great prank.

"Hey Mike, want a piece of gum"
"Sure!" *takes a piece and starts chewing*
"Haha! That's joke gum! Now you're gay!" *laughs*

It'd be a brave new world. :)

I don't care much for the t-shirt itself, but the girl wearing the "Re-defeat Communism" shirt is damn cute. ;)


Pretty face. Shame about the lack of brain.

Then again, that can be fixed (http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/712/modelrdf4btk6.jpg).

Oh, how I wish soy protein makes you gay. What a great prank.

"Hey Mike, want a piece of gum"
"Sure!" *takes a piece and starts chewing*
"Haha! That's joke gum! Now you're gay!" *laughs*

It'd be a brave new world. :)

Wasn't there a Family Guy bit like that? Joke gum that made you addicted to heroin or something?

Wasn't there a Family Guy bit like that? Joke gum that made you addicted to heroin or something?

Yep. *nod*

I just realized--this will be the new excuse for conservative christian ministers who've been caught with dicks in their mouths. "It was the soya that made me sin!"

By the way, I'm having a hard time realising their t-shirts are for real, and not parodies. :eek:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/coulter.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/forecast.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/rope.html
http://www.thoseshirts.com/stamp.html

And I don't even get this one...

http://www.thoseshirts.com/vets.html

As a Frenchman, though, I was amused by this one:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/french.html

Gives me a good laugh. 99.99% of French people have no idea there are Americans ranting their mindless heads off about France in their own closed little world, venting their petty frustrations, hate and ignorance at us and thinking that, somehow, we care. Oh, France did hear about the "Freedom Fries". When we'd got over laughing about it, we had no end of merriment making fun of silly Conservative Americans. Thanks for the good times. ;)

They can't be real, can they?

I just realized--this will be the new excuse for conservative christian ministers who've been caught with dicks in their mouths. "It was the soya that made me sin!"

I take it you've never met an atheist homophobe...

I take it you've never met an atheist homophobe...
What does that have to do with anything?

Am I the only one that doesn't see the problem with rising levels of homosexuality?

Infact, I can't think of a better control of population growth...

Soya does contain a lot of oestrogen, which is why men should consume it conservatively, but it won't change anyone's sexuality.

I'd rather have milk from soybeans than have milk from cows that have been loaded with hormones that cause them to produce more milk.
Drinking organic milk will solve that problem. Soya won't, necessarily, unless it is also organic. Soya beans are also among the crops most likely to be GM.

If eating tofu is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Trilby63;12073932']They can't be real, can they?

I've been wondering that myself. They do appear to be, amazing as it seems.

Am I the only one that doesn't see the problem with rising levels of homosexuality?

Not at all.

Although technically possible, I doubt soy products are the case. Really, I would love to see the medical experiments to back it up. Of coure, I doubt any have been done(Or will be done), but asshats will exist that claim that something is true, even with actual, hard evidence doesn't exist that backs up what they say.

I take it you've never met an atheist homophobe...

Wasn't aware they existed. The only justification I've ever heard was biblical.

Not at all.

Indeed, and one would consider the "rising" levels not at all indictive of anything.

Homosexuals exist in every culture, throughout the world, and is no way more widespread in one region or the next. The only reason why it "seems" to be growing is due to population growth, which in turn means that more people of any orientation(not just sexual) are going to exist than before.

And let's not get into the various culture problems, and stigmas towards homosexuality, and up until recently, it was almost impossible to "come out" without being lynched.

Pretty face. Shame about the lack of brain.

Then again, that can be fixed (http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/712/modelrdf4btk6.jpg).
Looking better already. :)

In fairness, she's probably just being paid to wear the photo for the picture, she may not necessarily agree with the slogan.

Although technically possible, I doubt soy products are the case. Really, I would love to see the medical experiments to back it up. Of coure, I doubt any have been done(Or will be done), but asshats will exist that claim that something is true, even with actual, hard evidence doesn't exist that backs up what they say.

It's the same experiments that have proven ID.

Wasn't aware they existed. The only justification I've ever heard was biblical.

Meh, some things are cross the board, regardless of religion.

Usually it's along the lines of "It's not a natural thing biologically"(Which is untrue, and leads me to believe these people don't know what they are talking about), or the classic "It's disgusting." There are even a few whom seem to think that homosexuals have the magical ability to gayify everything they touch.

It's the same experiments that have proven ID.

Oh. So no experiments have been done then?

Had to be said. :D

doesn't beer contain estrogen, or stimulate estrogen production anyway? i seem to remember that being stated as a reason why excessive beer drinkers get moobs.

beer makes you gay!! :eek:

Wasn't aware they existed. The only justification I've ever heard was biblical.

I've met quite a few non-religious homophobes in my life - people who absolutely hate all religion, and hate homosexuals.

Just because they hate them. They find them revolting in the extreme.

Go figure.

Gives me a good laugh. 99.99% of French people have no idea there are Americans ranting their mindless heads off about France in their own closed little world, venting their petty frustrations, hate and ignorance at us and thinking that, somehow, we care. Oh, France did hear about the "Freedom Fries". When we'd got over laughing about it, we had no end of merriment making fun of silly Conservative Americans. Thanks for the good times. ;)

Well, the whole "Freedom Fries" thing was started as a joke by a Congressman, but kind of got out of hand. I really hated eating "Freedom Fries" and "Freedom Toast" and "Freedom Bread" at school. Seemed quite idiotic.

So does this mean raw fish makes me Japanese,
and pickled cabbage makes me German?

Gives me a good laugh. 99.99% of French people have no idea there are Americans ranting their mindless heads off about France in their own closed little world, venting their petty frustrations, hate and ignorance at us and thinking that, somehow, we care. Oh, France did hear about the "Freedom Fries". When we'd got over laughing about it, we had no end of merriment making fun of silly Conservative Americans. Thanks for the good times. ;)

So you guys do think it's funny? Good, my plan to visit France and order "Freedom Fries" for dinner will still work..... =)


Am I the only one that doesn't see the problem with rising levels of homosexuality?

Am I the only one who doesn't see any evidence of rising levels at all? I see people who are more likely to be comfortable with themselves and open about their sexuality. I haven't seen any evidence that there are actually higher percentages of homosexuals now than ever.

doesn't beer contain estrogen, or stimulate estrogen production anyway? i seem to remember that being stated as a reason why excessive beer drinkers get moobs.

beer makes you gay!! :eek:
It's the lupulin in the hops that's supposed to do it to you, but so far as I know, there haven't been any real studies done on it.

Well, the whole "Freedom Fries" thing was started as a joke by a Congressman, but kind of got out of hand. I really hated eating "Freedom Fries" and "Freedom Toast" and "Freedom Bread" at school. Seemed quite idiotic.
I don't think it was a joke--it certainly wasn't presented as one at the time. There was frothing at the mouth anger directed at France at the time.

It's the lupulin in the hops that's supposed to do it to you, but so far as I know, there haven't been any real studies done on it.

So mass-produced American beer should be safe as it's got virtually no hops in it, right?

It's the lupulin in the hops that's supposed to do it to you, but so far as I know, there haven't been any real studies done on it.

ah, probably about as many real studies as have been done on this tofu madness.

So you guys do think it's funny? Good, my plan to visit France and order "Freedom Fries" for dinner will still work..... =)

How would you say that? Frites de liberte'?

Am I the only one who doesn't see any evidence of rising levels at all? I see people who are more likely to be comfortable with themselves and open about their sexuality. I haven't seen any evidence that there are actually higher percentages of homosexuals now than ever.

Maybe it's diagnostic drift. More people come out of the closet, it looks like suddenly the whole world's becoming gay.

Has anyone considered that maybe being gay predisposes you to eat tofu rather than the other way around?

It's the lupulin in the hops that's supposed to do it to you, but so far as I know, there haven't been any real studies done on it.


Beer is also supposed to help produce breast milk, according to old wives and their tales.

As for the OP, the article is correct about the high estrogen levels in unfermented soy products, and their prevalence in processed foods.

His claims about the effects of soy are odd enough, however, that more support would be needed before I believe them.

And I may be mistaken, but I thought tofu was also low in estrogen.

Funny article, though.

I don't think it was a joke--it certainly wasn't presented as one at the time. There was frothing at the mouth anger directed at France at the time.

Of course. However, from what remember, it went like this:

Everybody is pissed at France.
Some Congressman thought it would be a fun idea to jokingly send around a petition to rename French Fries.
A bunch of frothy-mouthed Congressmen sign.
REALLY big ball is set into motion, and no one can stop it.

Has anyone considered that maybe being gay predisposes you to eat tofu rather than the other way around?

No, I think that being a masochist predisposes one to eat tofu. But that's for another debate.

By the way, I'm having a hard time realising their t-shirts are for real, and not parodies. :eek:

The fun thing is what happens when you go through the image directory, rather than the actual ads. A lot of the pics have been cropped:

http://www.thoseshirts.com/images/LE1.jpg

How would you say that? Frites de liberte'?

Are you kidding? You think I'm going to speak FRENCH in France???? They should speak English just like everyone else! =)

Maybe it's diagnostic drift. More people come out of the closet, it looks like suddenly the whole world's becoming gay.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm thinking.

I think it's now clear that tofu production needs to be ramped up, and tofu needs to be mandatory eating for all.

Are you kidding? You think I'm going to speak FRENCH in France???? They should speak English just like everyone else! =)


*forehead slap* Silly me! You're right, after we bailed their surrendering asses out in WW2, they should have switched to speaking American in 1945.

We will want a full report after you get back, you know.

http://www.sidcolton.com/directoryOfSidShows/grammyDylanSoyBomb.jpg

This explains much.

I have five brothers and one is gay. You would never know it if you met him. Anyway he's our brother and we don't hold it against him, all family all the time. We knew for years he was gay. We just didn't care so the subject was never brought up to him. He's been successful all his life and is the best off of the five of us. Well finally one Thanksgiving he makes the announcement that he is gay and wants everyone to know about it, he's 32 years old at this time. Everyone just looked at him and said no shit Einstein, like we didn’t know all along. Or not like you ever had a girl friend your whole life. Next subject please. Next Thanksgiving before we ate my Dad said real sarcastically "Before we eat does anyone have any important announcements we need to hear about? Had everyone rolling on the floor.

I have five brothers and one is gay. You would never know it if you met him. Anyway he's our brother and we don't hold it against him, all family all the time. We knew for years he was gay. We just didn't care so the subject was never brought up to him. He's been successful all his life and is the best off of the five of us. Well finally one Thanksgiving he makes the announcement that he is gay and wants everyone to know about it, he's 32 years old at this time. Everyone just looked at him and said no shit Einstein, like we didn’t know all along. Or not like you ever had a girl friend your whole life. Next subject please. Next Thanksgiving before we ate my Dad said real sarcastically "Before we eat does anyone have any important announcements we need to hear about? Had everyone rolling on the floor.

Were you eating tofurkey?

wheres the Boris Johnson T-Shirts on that site

:rolleyes:

Give an idiot an outlet or a mic and you can read and hear the strangest things. I cite numerous examples:

Dennis Prager, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Dr. Laura Ingraham, ad nauseum

Now we add Jim Rutz.

I'm gay and I HATE tofu, stick that in your pipe and smoke it, schmuck.

Thank you all for the marvelous laughs that this thread has given me.

Soy and Estrogen

Soy contains estrogen-like compounds, not estradiol. The plant sources of estrogen in soy are weak estrogens, approximately 1/1000th the activity of synthetic estrogens. A moderate amount of soy containing foods should not be a problem. Soy products, such as tofu, contain compounds which are very similar in structure and function to estrogen, therefore they have both anti-estrogenic and estrogenic effects. These compounds are called isoflavones.

It is noted in the consensus statement that the safety of isoflavones at specific amounts has not been established and to receive potential health benefits, it is preferable to obtain isoflavones from whole foods. Approximately 25 grams a day of soy protein in soy foods provides approximately 50 mg/day of isoflavones (mg isoflavones=approximately 2X soy protein amount). Average soy protein intake / amount of isoflavones is listed below for the following foods (Soy Protein Partners):

1 cup fortified soy milk: 7 grams of soy protein / 43 mg isoflavones
1/2 cup tofu: 10 grams soy protein / 25 mg isoflavones
1/2 cup cooked soy beans: 14 grams soy protein / 50 mg isoflavones
1/4 cup soy nuts: 15 g protein / 78 mg isoflavones

Please also see more information about soy and estogen at
http://www.ag.uiuc.edu/archives/experts/health/1998a/
http://www.stratsoy.uiuc.edu/expert/askhealth.html.

This information is provided by:
Clare M. Hasler, Ph. D.
For more information about Dr. Hasler, see the Soy and Human Health Ask an Expert page.

There is a unique chemicle mixture in the common hot tea that unlocks hormones buried deep in the human psyche. These stimulate a variety of involuntary actions in the individual, the first being a desire for more tea. The next being comment about how few currencies are more valuable than the British pound sterling. Next comes the union jack. The final stage is emmigrating to a Commonwealth member or, in extreme cases the UK itself.

Give me one way in which the "Soya makes you Gay!" claim is better supported than "Tea makes you British!". That's my opinion of it.

Still, tea making you British would speed up my plan to restore the Empahr...

Am I the only one who doesn't see any evidence of rising levels at all? I see people who are more likely to be comfortable with themselves and open about their sexuality. I haven't seen any evidence that there are actually higher percentages of homosexuals now than ever.

That's what I was meaning really, sorry, I didn't word it well enough. As another said, the numbers have risen with population growth obviously, but the number of people who are open about it has caused the perceived change.

Anyone who eats tofu might as well call themselves gay. Real men eat crocodile.

Anyone who eats tofu might as well call themselves gay. Real men eat crocodile.


Crocodiles are for wussies. Rabid wolverines are the way to go.

Anyone who eats tofu might as well call themselves gay. Real men eat crocodile.

Crocodiles are for wussies. Rabid wolverines are the way to go.

*waves goodbye as New Genoa & Seangoli fade from the gene pool* :D

Anyone who eats tofu might as well call themselves gay. Real men eat crocodile.

Wuss. Real men drink tea.

With SEVENTEEN SUGARS!!!!!

Wuss. Real men drink tea.

With SEVENTEEN SUGARS!!!!!

*Shudders at thought of ruining a good cup of tea with sugar*

*Shudders at thought of ruining a good cup of tea with sugar*

See? I don't see anyone shuddering at the prospect of wolverines and crocodiles.

Tofu has a terrible texture, and I don't particularly care for it's flavorlessness, but I'm pretty sure it's not going to make anyone gay...

There is a unique chemicle mixture in the common hot tea that unlocks hormones buried deep in the human psyche. These stimulate a variety of involuntary actions in the individual, the first being a desire for more tea. The next being comment about how few currencies are more valuable than the British pound sterling. Next comes the union jack. The final stage is emmigrating to a Commonwealth member or, in extreme cases the UK itself.

Give me one way in which the "Soya makes you Gay!" claim is better supported than "Tea makes you British!". That's my opinion of it.

Still, tea making you British would speed up my plan to restore the Empahr...
Why do people equate tea with Britain? The Irish drink more of it, and it's Chinese anyway.

Wuss. Real men drink tea.

With SEVENTEEN SUGARS!!!!!
You should eat paste, not try to drink it.

See? I don't see anyone shuddering at the prospect of wolverines and crocodiles.

I could eat anything if I had a good cup of tea to go with it.

Yes, that includes You. *evil grin*

Aren't they thinking about banning it in Nigeria for this reason?

I could eat anything if I had a good cup of tea to go with it.

Yes, that includes You. *evil grin*

I salute you for your knowledge of the correct use of tea! It would be a pleasure to be eaten by one so cultured as yourself.

Not that I'm asking for it, of course.

I salute you for your knowledge of the correct use of tea! It would be a pleasure to be eaten by one so cultured as yourself.

Not that I'm asking for it, of course.

I return the compliment, my honourable tea-drinking comrade. I have been trying over the last term to convince friends in my block at uni of the benefits of tea drinking. Alas, they are barbaric in their beverage consumption and unwelcoming of the true power of tea drinking.

Surely the real question here is what soy allegedly does to heterosexual females? Do we end up with ultra-feminine women?

Maybe that's what's with all of those fricking valley girls...

Once again, it's flavorless and oddly textured. I don't see why anyone would even need to worry about it turning them gay, because it's totally not delightful.

Once again, it's flavorless and oddly textured. I don't see why anyone would even need to worry about it turning them gay, because it's totally not delightful.

If anything, people should worry about tofu turning them into asexual androids.

"Eat twelve pounds of tofu, and your penis disappears!"

Sorry, but when something has absolutely no flavor and such a funky texture, you have to wonder just what the hell is going on with it.

I return the compliment, my honourable tea-drinking comrade. I have been trying over the last term to convince friends in my block at uni of the benefits of tea drinking. Alas, they are barbaric in their beverage consumption and unwelcoming of the true power of tea drinking.

*Ritually sips tea*

But back on topic, if he's so averse to "feminine" behavior in biological males, I take it he prasises it in biological females? So it's okay to give soya to girls?

Does this strike anyone else as an insidious conspiracy to modify the African demographic by restricting food-aid?

I don't think I've ever actually eaten Tofu, and it seems it isn't to be recommended based on its taste.

I don't think I've ever actually eaten Tofu, and it seems it isn't to be recommended based on its taste.

You aren't missing much. Unless you like gritty jello. :p

I don't think I've ever actually eaten Tofu, and it seems it isn't to be recommended based on its taste.

*shrug* I actually like tofu in some Asian dishes. But it truly doesn't have much of a taste of its own. Depending on how it's cooked, it will either taste of the spices that were included or a lot like chicken.

Cooked in some ways, it seems a lot like the consistency of a bread, in others, people can't tell it from chicken.

the only time i've enjoyed tofu is when i had it fried in a little soy sauce. it just tasted of salty hot oil.

*shrug* I actually like tofu in some Asian dishes. But it truly doesn't have much of a taste of its own. Depending on how it's cooked, it will either taste of the spices that were included or a lot like chicken.

Cooked in some ways, it seems a lot like the consistency of a bread, in others, people can't tell it from chicken.

I've always thought of tofu as a carrier for sauces. I don't object to the texture and if it's fried up nice and crisp on the edges, it's quite tasty. My Lady can't stand it, but then the poor girl from a landlocked area doesn't like lobster, either.

yeah tofu basically takes on teh flavor of whatever you cook it with.

I am not a big fan of it but I can cook with it and make it delicious if I want.

The texture is what puts me off the most.

I do love my edamame though - deee licious!

my penis isnt shrinking though - I wonder if I'm preparing it wrong.

I've always thought of tofu as a carrier for sauces. I don't object to the texture and if it's fried up nice and crisp on the edges, it's quite tasty. My Lady can't stand it, but then the poor girl from a landlocked area doesn't like lobster, either.
I pity poor landlocked people. I'll never live far from a coast again.

yeah tofu basically takes on teh flavor of whatever you cook it with.

I am not a big fan of it but I can cook with it and make it delicious if I want.

The texture is what puts me off the most.

I do love my edamame though - deee licious!

my penis isnt shrinking though - I wonder if I'm preparing it wrong.

There's got to be half a dozen jokes right there. :eek:

There's got to be half a dozen jokes right there. :eek:

At least 101 (http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/). ;)

At least 101 (http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/). ;)

:D ... it has weather ... :D ... the Earth's orbit changes when I ...:D

:D ... it has weather ... :D ... the Earth's orbit changes when I ...:D

I don't know if it's on the list, but when Drew Carey did a list some years ago, my favorite was "Spielberg returns its calls."

It's not a question of political correctness. there are legitimate health concerns with overconsumption of soy, including many raised by Mothering Magazine. http://www.mothering.com/articles/growing_child/food/soy_story.html

as for Asian consuption, here's an exerpt from the above mentioned article:

"How Much Soy Do Asians Really Eat?
Those who dare to question the benefits of soy tend to receive one stock answer: Soy foods couldn't possibly have a downside because Asians eat large quantities of soy every day and consequently remain free of most western diseases. In fact, the people of China, Japan, and other countries in Asia eat very little soy. The soy industry's own figures show that soy consumption in China, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, and Taiwan ranges from 9.3 to 36 grams per day.1 That's grams of soy food, not grams of soy protein alone. Compare this with a cup of tofu (252 grams) or soy milk (240 grams).2 Many Americans today think nothing of consuming a cup of tofu, a couple glasses of soy milk, handfuls of soy nuts, soy "energy bars," and veggie burgers. Infants on soy formula receive the most of all, both in quantity and in proportion to body weight. "

No, tofu makes you stupid.

http://starbulletin.com/1999/11/19/news/story4.html

This must be why so many healthfood nuts are so dumb.

This is the stupidest thing I've seen today.

This is the stupidest thing I've seen today.

I second that.

well THAT explains it!

erm, small penis size is linked to homosexuality? o_O not in my experience....*cough*

also, I'm afraid the only asian man I have ever been with was rather...less than gifted.



holy shit. I went to the website of the church the guy founded. they claim members have raised the dead in 52 countries in recent times. this man is completely insane...

Let's test this theory, shall we? <Slips soy into every NSer's food.> <Dances seductively.>

erm, small penis size is linked to homosexuality? o_O not in my experience....*cough*Yeah, it's a silly thing to say, given that at least one study done on it proved the opposite.

I'm a guy attracted to other guys, and I hate most soy products. Give me real meat! *insert bad pun here*

I'm a guy attracted to other guys, and I hate most soy products. Give me real meat! *insert bad pun here*

<raises eyebrow>

If you insist.

I have no beef with your point of view, although when we meet a good porking would be in order. The love affair of men and their meat has continued since the dawn of fire. Believe me, this is not bologne.

<raises eyebrow>

If you insist.

I have no beef with your point of view, although when we meet a good porking would be in order. The love affair of men and their meat has continued since the dawn of fire. Believe me, this is not bologne.

Well done! :D

Ahh, thank you...Farn, it gives me a warm glow when someone acknowledges my punnery. I got to be gay AND pun about being gay!

No wonder other guys won't date me, I'm such a geek.

Has anyone made a Soylent Green joke yet?

Has anyone made a Soylent Green joke yet?

Errm, Tofu is people? Charlton Heston is really gay? Billy, do you like gladiator movies?

Charlton Heston is really gay?
Well, duh. :p

Fight for the freedom of our beloved and opressed soy vitims (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/hams/) Do your part. :p

I drink soy milk, and I feel pretty straight.

I drink soy milk, and I feel pretty straight.
It's a lie. Keep it up, and you'll find yourself waking up with night sweats, dreaming of Richard Simmons in those short-shorts and your underwear around your ankles and you won't know what's happened to you.

At least, that's what this idiot is saying (http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327). (Side note--this is the sort of thing that makes me laugh hysterically when someone cites WorldNet Daily as a source.)


What's next? Cauliflower will give you big ears? Soy's been a significant part of diets in many parts of the world for millenia now, and will be into the future.

Of course. Spaghetti make you play the mandolin, and würstel give you an irresistible thrust to invade Poland... oh wait, wasn't Hitler a veget-aryan?

Everytime I eat soy I have to listen Barbara Streisand...

:rolleyes:

It's a lie. Keep it up, and you'll find yourself waking up with night sweats, dreaming of Richard Simmons in those short-shorts and your underwear around your ankles and you won't know what's happened to you.

Silly Nazz. Not even gay guys are attracted to Richard Simmons.

Now Vin Diesel on the other hand...

*looks around*

Er...

How about those Vikings? And Cheerleaders... and steak...

Oh yeah, eating steak while watching Viking Cheerleaders... yeah, I'm a man's man.

*shifty eyes*

Silly Nazz. Not even gay guys are attracted to Richard Simmons.

Now Vin Diesel on the other hand...

This is your gay Hollywood reporter reporting...Vin Diesel was caught reaching into his refrigerator to make himself a refreshing glass of soy milk, when asked to comment, Mr. Diesel said he loved Barbara Streisand and had the urge to go dance with the Village People. (It is an open secret here in LA-LA land that Mr. Diesel is quite gay...and happy about it).


*looks around*

Nobody here but us tofu eating homos <grin>. Do continue.


Er...

How about those Vikings? And Cheerleaders... and steak...

Oh yeah, eating steak while watching Viking Cheerleaders... yeah, I'm a man's man.

*shifty eyes*

Uh-huh. Right. Methinks thou dost protest too much.

Interesting ... bisexual and never once even tasted tofu

Interesting ... bisexual and never once even tasted tofu

There's a right and a wrong way to eat tofu.

Done as a part of most authentic Chinese, Korean, or Japanese dishes, it's great stuff.

Done as part of some American health shake - it's vomitous.