Good and bad news...
Good news, Pinochet is dead.
Bad news, it means his suffering ended, assuming there is no Hell or karma punishment.
Edit: Beaten to the punch. Don't post here, let's post on the other thread.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 19:20
Good news, Pinochet is dead.
Bad news, it means his suffering ended, assuming there is no Hell or karma punishment.
If there is, I'm sure he has a special chair reserved next to the furnace. It's the chair with the built-in electrified testicle clamps and in front of the 100 inch big screen television that plays nothing but episodes of "The Golden Girls" until the end of time. :)
New New Lofeta
10-12-2006, 19:24
If there is, I'm sure he has a special chair reserved next to the furnace. It's the chair with the built-in electrified testicle clamps and in front of the 100 inch big screen television that plays nothing but episodes of "The Golden Girls" until the end of time. :)
A have a friend who'd view that as heaven...
The Potato Factory
10-12-2006, 19:24
Oh, please. Pinochet doesn't come close to the furnace-chair.
If there is, I'm sure he has a special chair reserved next to the furnace. It's the chair with the built-in electrified testicle clamps and in front of the 100 inch big screen television that plays nothing but episodes of "The Golden Girls" until the end of time. :)
Oooohh, the Cheney-Rummy 3000 model! I thought those were only reserved for Hitler.
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 19:25
A have a friend who'd view that as heaven...
It's a special edition where all the Golden Girls are naked. :eek:
Oh, please. Pinochet doesn't come close to the furnace-chair.
Maybe not, but what can we get for him that'd be WORSE?
It's a special edition where all the Golden Girls are naked. :eek:
Ahh, the Cheney-Rummy 3000 Deluxe! NOW we're talking!
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 19:30
Ahh, the Cheney-Rummy 3000 Deluxe! NOW we're talking!
Well, the Kissinger Turbo 2000 is reserved for Kim Jong-il so that's the best we can do right now. :)
Well, the Kissinger Turbo 2000 is reserved for Kim Jong-il so that's the best we can do right now. :)
You're talking about the one with the electrified dildo and the lesbian edition of Golden Girls?
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 19:36
You're talking about the one with the electrified dildo and the lesbian edition of Golden Girls?
With special guest: Phyllis Diller. :)
With special guest: Phyllis Diller. :)
No, no. That's the Kissinger Turbo 2000 1.5 version.