The horror of Japan's pink "beer"
Daistallia 2104
10-12-2006, 09:30
I've seen a lot of things come out of Japan, but pink beer? The horror, the HORROR!
ISHIKARI, Hokkaido -- Cana Story, a pink happoshu brew developed by female college students and an Ishikari microbrewer and named after the place where Jesus Christ turned water into wine, goes on sale Sunday.
Nihon Ji Biiru Kobo, the Ishikari microbrewer, developed the pink happoshu in conjunction with students from Fuji Women's University.
"We cut down the bitterness in the hope that female university students would like the taste, too," Yasuharu Osugi, Cana Story's brewer, said. (story continues)
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20061209p2a00m0na012000c.html
(Happoshu is a low malt "beer".)
Does it have actual, real, alcohol?
The Potato Factory
10-12-2006, 09:36
Looks more like red to me.
Harlesburg
10-12-2006, 09:36
Women.:rolleyes:
Wiztopia
10-12-2006, 09:40
I've seen a lot of things come out of Japan, but pink beer? The horror, the HORROR!
(story continues)
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20061209p2a00m0na012000c.html
(Happoshu is a low malt "beer".)
Why would they name it after the place Jesus Christ turned water into wine?
The Judas Panda
10-12-2006, 09:47
Japanese have a wierd sense of humour sometimes.
Wilgrove
10-12-2006, 09:48
Why would they name it after the place Jesus Christ turned water into wine?
To be eccentric? Or maybe they're selling salvation to the drunks?
Soviet Haaregrad
10-12-2006, 10:15
Does it have actual, real, alcohol?
4.5%.
CthulhuFhtagn
10-12-2006, 11:47
4.5%.
That's 4.5% more than the stuff in the U.S.!
Call to power
10-12-2006, 11:57
4.5%.
and thats how much I have in my blood....
Soviet Haaregrad
10-12-2006, 12:23
That's 4.5% more than the stuff in the U.S.!
Jokes aside, it's stronger the Guinness.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 12:38
Now they're trying to take our beer. :(
Fassigen
10-12-2006, 12:39
I'll drink it if it doesn't taste like beer. I've had some flavoured beer from Belgium and that was pretty good; no bitterness, no awful smell, no ugly colour.
Pure Metal
10-12-2006, 12:42
Women.:rolleyes:
hahahahaha you know they drive now too, right!? :p :p :p
(glitziness is headbutting me... ow! maybe she can do something else with..... my..... head? that joke so didn't work :()
Call to power
10-12-2006, 12:45
Jokes aside, it's stronger the Guinness.
I think I can guess the target audience of this particularly drink :p
I'll drink it if it doesn't taste like beer. I've had some flavoured beer from Belgium and that was pretty good; no bitterness, no awful smell, no ugly colour.
Seconded
Greater Valia
10-12-2006, 12:48
I'll drink it if it doesn't taste like beer. I've had some flavoured beer from Belgium and that was pretty good; no bitterness, no awful smell, no ugly colour.
Eh, its an aquired taste.
Imperial isa
10-12-2006, 12:51
hahahahaha you know they drive now too, right!? :p :p :p
(glitziness is headbutting me... ow! maybe she can do something else with..... my..... head? that joke so didn't work :()
i know that too well, all most got hit by one to busy putting on her face
Looks more like red to me.
Me too.
Fassigen
10-12-2006, 13:01
Eh, its an aquired taste.
I can down shot after shot of vodka and a bunch of other stuff without any problems whatsoever, but with beer I just get the urge to vomit.
Kamitsushima
10-12-2006, 13:03
Seeing as this "beer" has been developed in a country who's populace frequently correct my "foreign-ness" and claim that the traffic-light signal for "go" is blue, not green, I think we'll have to give them a little lee-way in deciding its "official" colour... :rolleyes:
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 13:09
I can down shot after shot of vodka and a bunch of other stuff without any problems whatsoever, but with beer I just get the urge to vomit.
There's nothing wrong with that, but beer isn't supposed to taste good. Well, some do. Beer is supposed to taste complex. A good beer has several distinct flavors that both stand apart and blend together. A very good beer is like very good Indian food. :)
Greater Valia
10-12-2006, 13:11
A very good beer is like very good Indian food.
You mean there is no such thing? *ba dum TISH*
Fassigen
10-12-2006, 13:11
There's nothing wrong with that, but beer isn't supposed to taste good.
Then I'll just never get it. Fruity drinks pour moi...
Well, some do. Beer is supposed to taste complex. A good beer has several distinct flavors that both stand apart and blend together. A very good beer is like very good Indian food. :)
The thing is that Indian food does taste good. Beer is like pee.
Imperial isa
10-12-2006, 13:15
you lot with your beer and Indian food :rolleyes:
Lunatic Goofballs
10-12-2006, 13:16
You mean there is no such thing? *ba dum TISH*
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/insane.gif
Mythotic Kelkia
10-12-2006, 13:18
Women.:rolleyes:
I think a more accurate response would be: Japan.:rolleyes:
Greater Valia
10-12-2006, 13:18
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/insane.gif
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night people.
Demented Hamsters
10-12-2006, 15:32
pink beer. How delightfully Japanese.
I'm surprised they didn't sell it in 'Hello Kitty'-shaped bottles
Imperial isa
10-12-2006, 15:35
pink beer. How delightfully Japanese.
I'm surprised they didn't sell it in 'Hello Kitty'-shaped bottles
:eek: if that happens, it be time to blow 'Hello Kitty' up
Kryozerkia
10-12-2006, 16:49
That's 4.5% more than the stuff in the U.S.!
Oh good. So, it can be sold in its natural state here in Canada! Sweeeet.
Oh good. So, it can be sold in its natural state here in Canada! Sweeeet.
We might actually have to add alcohol to it for it to be legal. I mean the store I work at sellsalcohol free beer, but it all has alcohol in it.
Wiztopia
11-12-2006, 01:20
I think a more accurate response would be: Japan.:rolleyes:
Japan isn't TOO bad. They just have a lot of weird things there.
Andaluciae
11-12-2006, 01:41
I feel deeply insulted that they would dare to blaspheme something as sacred as that! I mean, for god's sakes, beer is the foundation of western civilization! They have no business making it pink!
Aryavartha
11-12-2006, 01:42
you lot with your beer and Indian food :rolleyes:
pfft...so says somebody who has never had chicken tandoor with Kingfisher. :p
Infinite Revolution
11-12-2006, 01:45
i'd drink it definitely. i've had pink beer before (well, purple), it was raspberry flavoured and very nice, though a bit too sweet for me to drink more than a couple of bottles (i think it was belgian, maybe the same stuff Fass had).
Teh_pantless_hero
11-12-2006, 03:08
Why would they name it after the place Jesus Christ turned water into wine?
The overwhelmingly obvious answer is "It's Japan, duhhhh."
Imperial isa
11-12-2006, 03:14
pfft...so says somebody who has never had chicken tandoor with Kingfisher. :p
just give us a beer and pie and we are happy :p
Wiztopia
11-12-2006, 03:16
The overwhelmingly obvious answer is "It's Japan, duhhhh."
Your point being?
New Xero Seven
11-12-2006, 03:17
Looks like Kool-aid juice or cream soda.
I'd try it.
Boonytopia
11-12-2006, 07:27
Happoshu is pretty crap tasting "beer" anyway. I don't think the pink colour's going to make much difference.
Poliwanacraca
11-12-2006, 07:33
I'll drink it if it doesn't taste like beer. I've had some flavoured beer from Belgium and that was pretty good; no bitterness, no awful smell, no ugly colour.
Agreed. I'll take Lindemans lambics over ordinary beer any day.
Harlesburg
11-12-2006, 10:38
hahahahaha you know they drive now too, right!? :p :p :p
(glitziness is headbutting me... ow! maybe she can do something else with..... my..... head? that joke so didn't work :()
Drive?:eek:
No wonder there are so many road accidents.:p
Which head?;)
Butting you would have sufficed.
BackwoodsSquatches
11-12-2006, 10:44
After seeing Squid Ink Pizza, and now pink beer....Im wondering whether or not to trust the Japanese.
Demented Hamsters
11-12-2006, 11:00
After seeing Squid Ink Pizza, and now pink beer....Im wondering whether or not to trust the Japanese.
You probably don't want to check their ice-creams out, then:
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/020701ice/1.html
BackwoodsSquatches
11-12-2006, 11:06
You probably don't want to check their ice-creams out, then:
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/020701ice/1.html
Im happy to report that the link doesnt work.
Im sad to report that I did indeed click it.
Zexaland
11-12-2006, 11:41
I've seen a lot of things come out of Japan, but pink beer? The horror, the HORROR!
pink beer
PINK BEER
DIE, MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE!!
[/cheesy Castlevania: Symphony of the Night reference]
Demented Hamsters
11-12-2006, 12:31
Im happy to report that the link doesnt work.
Im sad to report that I did indeed click it.
really? It worked for me.
Try this one:
http://bertc.com/japanese_ice_creams.htm
Saint-Newly
11-12-2006, 12:59
The microbrewer wanted to develop a product that young women would enjoy drinking
What, are cheap, nasty alcopops not good enough for them any more?
Daistallia 2104
11-12-2006, 15:56
After seeing Squid Ink Pizza, and now pink beer....Im wondering whether or not to trust the Japanese.
Hehehe.... What? You don't want to hear about squid, eel, octopus, or various others sorts of fish flavored ice creams? Nor the beef toung or horse flesh sushi? I still shudder at the "Finland" flavored ice cream.
What, are cheap, nasty alcopops not good enough for them any more?
Those are for the boys, over here. (Seriously.)
Wiztopia
12-12-2006, 01:43
Hehehe.... What? You don't want to hear about squid, eel, octopus, or various others sorts of fish flavored ice creams? Nor the beef toung or horse flesh sushi? I still shudder at the "Finland" flavored ice cream.
Those are for the boys, over here. (Seriously.)
Finland flavored ice cream? That sounds hilarious.
Hehehe.... What? You don't want to hear about squid, eel, octopus, or various others sorts of fish flavored ice creams? Nor the beef toung or horse flesh sushi? I still shudder at the "Finland" flavored ice cream.
I remember something about Spagetti in Sea Urchin sauce...
and if they did remove the bitterness... I might give it a try.
Swilatia
12-12-2006, 02:35
wow. this makes all the other japenese stuff look normal.
Daistallia 2104
12-12-2006, 04:18
Finland flavored ice cream? That sounds hilarious.
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060528icecream/32.jpg
I remember something about Spagetti in Sea Urchin sauce...
and if they did remove the bitterness... I might give it a try.
Sea Urchin spaghetti's also eaten in Italy, I understand. But....
Lacadaemon
12-12-2006, 05:21
Sea Urchin spaghetti's also eaten in Italy, I understand. But....
There are a few Italian restaurants in NY that serve it.
Wiztopia
12-12-2006, 05:25
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060528icecream/32.jpg
Sea Urchin spaghetti's also eaten in Italy, I understand. But....
Next they should make a Canada flavored ice cream. :p
Eve Online
12-12-2006, 05:29
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587
Demented Hamsters
12-12-2006, 15:13
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060528icecream/32.jpg
Let guess the flavour:
pork, salt and depression.
I've tried chilli-and-chocolate ice-cream, and that was awesome.
Also curry ice-cream, which was..umm...well...did I mention the chilli-and-chocolate was great?.