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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=421189&in_page_id=1773

Similarly, it has been an unfortunate week for Mean Girls star, Lindsay Lohan. The brunette actress, who recently joined Alcoholics Anonymous, has reportedly sent a second rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends - less than two weeks after making an incoherent tribute to late director Robert Altman.

In a letter obtained by the New York Post, she claimed that she planned to take on gossip columns with the help of former Vice President Al Gore.

'Al Gore will help me,' she wrote. 'He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me.

'If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary (sic) Clinton, Bill Clinton and Evan Metroplis (sic) and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.'

So, if Lindsay Lohan just "asks" do you believe that will "help" her? Or do you think they'll just hit it and high five each other?

Or do you think he'll just bore her to death...

If Al Gore invented the internet we all know what he’s planning for this drunk girl :p

I wouldn't fuck with her. She's got her own style of Kung fu.

http://www.wongkk.com/chikung/lohan.html

Lindsay Lohan is out of Bill Clinton's league.

Gore would hit it, but he'd probably wear a full body condom...



...Christ. This is the fourth time in the past three days that I've made a reference to full body condoms...

I wouldn't fuck with her. She's got her own style of Kung fu.

http://www.wongkk.com/chikung/lohan.html

Kinky..

Many of my students love this exercise the best. It makes you look and feel young, and enhances your nervous system. You can have these benefits only if you can generate a shower of chi or vital energy down your body with this exercise.

Gore would hit it, but he'd probably wear a full body condom...



...Christ. This is the fourth time in the past three days that I've made a reference to full body condoms...

Is there something you aren't telling us?

talk about desperate. Guess now that Brittney has lowered the bar so much, re:flashing the growler, Lohan's now reduced to using ex-politicians to try to grab the headlines.

Well, she seems convinced that Bill will do her if she just asks...

Is there something you aren't telling us?

Maaaaybe. :D

Bill Clinton was president. The best he could do was some fat chick with low self esteem. The barrier to Lohan is not Lohan, it's his own pyschosis.