NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, I learned the dark side of mustaches this morning by surfing wikipedia. Deep down, they're a genocidal Croatian organization associated with the Nazis. They just hide it by putting an M on the front.

You mean there is a good side to people experimenting with facial hair?

When it's as cold as it is right now, where I'm at, facial hair would be nice.

You mean there is a good side to people experimenting with facial hair?

I once had a very long and succesful thread about my experimenting with facial hair.

*refuses to shave*
*invades Poland*

I shaved for the first time in 2 weeks today. My efforts at facial hair were somewhat embarrasing.

*refuses to shave*
*invades Poland*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/YoungAdolf.jpg

Peter the Great was right with his beard tax

Peter the Great was right with his beard tax

This guy would've been screwed.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618568,00.jpg

This guy would've been screwed.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618568,00.jpg

and deservedly so...

This guy would've been screwed.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618568,00.jpg

That guy is powerfully awesome.

grows one,takes over the world

This guy would've been screwed.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618568,00.jpg

He has strong Kung-fu...

I rest my case
http://www.wbma.info/

He has strong Kung-fu...

As does this guy.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618556,00.jpg

As does this guy.

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,618556,00.jpg

:eek:
I want a beard like that!

:eek:
I want a beard like that!

You would. :p

I shaved using a lighter today if that’s any thing to do with this thread

I shaved using a lighter today if that’s any thing to do with this thread

That's amazing, and it has everything to do with this thread.

It's moustache, dummkopf.

It's moustache, dummkopf.

Yeah, I caught the spelling thing when I first saw the thread's title, but I figured it'd be more fun to play around with it than to pick on the spelling. ;)

It's moustache, dummkopf.

I spelled it as such because the title becomes less fun when you spell it properly.

Yes, I learned the dark side of mustaches this morning by surfing wikipedia. Deep down, they're a genocidal Croatian organization associated with the Nazis. They just hide it by putting an M on the front.

S=/= C

My work here is done.

S=/= C

My work here is done.

Careful with that sword of truth, you will have someone's eye out.

Yes, I learned the dark side of mustaches this morning by surfing wikipedia. Deep down, they're a genocidal Croatian organization associated with the Nazis. They just hide it by putting an M on the front.

You could try and spell moustache correctly first.

I shaved for the first time in 2 weeks today. My efforts at facial hair were somewhat embarrasing.

Two weeks is going to be embarrassing.

I can grow a pretty impressive beard, but I just look like a hippie for the first month. A beard probably won't have really finalized it's look for at least the first 6 weeks. Even if you grow a full beard and then trim it to be as long as it was after 3 or 4 weeks it is still somehow more full than a 3 or 4 week beard. It's almost like it can show you which direction it reached that length from.

I once had a very long and succesful thread about my experimenting with facial hair.

One of the best threads ever.

You could try and spell moustache correctly first.

Never!

*immediately shaves off mustache*

Social status should be determined by how big your beard is.

Social status should be determined by how big your beard is.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/elmarberlin.jpg

Jawohl. Ze Germans agree with you!

Not to mention that it's spelt "ustaše."

I once had a very long and succesful thread about my experimenting with facial hair.
Yeah and i love Osama Bin Branin and the Lego man.


I haven't shaved for a week.
Had a beard for 3 months and a Mo for a month.
As one goes up in rank, one should grow a more manly beard.

Yeah and i love Osama Bin Branin and the Lego man.


I haven't shaved for a week.
Had a beard for 3 months and a Mo for a month.
As one goes up in rank, one should grow a more manly beard.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/310/osamabinbraninwg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

I grow a beard until it starts itching then I shave. Fashion statement? No. Lazy ass bum? Why yes I am.

*refuses to shave*
*invades Poland*
Oh but Ponald has already invaded a few countries.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3663/swlocationqt4.png

I grow a beard until it starts itching then I shave. Fashion statement? No. Lazy ass bum? Why yes I am.
Itching?
Bah, i have slo' burning fuses in me beard and an assortment of lice the likes ye have never seen!

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/310/osamabinbraninwg7.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Oh Branin.:fluffle:

Haha, I have a croation mate whos grandad was in the ustashe during ww2, they killed many serbs and bosnians then bent over backwards when the russians came in. Also, a boatload of ten thousand croats and their families who would have been shot by the russians if they stayed tried to enter the UK but was instead sunk with complete loss of life.