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As Christmas gets closer, and I get even move bored, I ponder the idea of how good (or bad) you've been this year.

And I want to know, overall -- how were you this year? Naughty or nice?

As Christmas gets closer, and I get even move bored, I ponder the idea of how good (or bad) you've been this year.

And I want to know, overall -- how were you this year? Naughty or nice?

A bit naughty... but I already got punished for that. Excessivley.
And nice.... but that got rewarded already, too.

Just give me all you have, Santa, and stop the haggling.

Nicely Naughty. :)

I was the sexy kind of naughty. ;)

i told him to never came back,or get a ass full of flak:D

Just give me all you have, Santa, and stop the haggling.
Me thinks he can't get the packaging off the gift bag.. Please tell me you know what I mean.
Nicely Naughty. :)
Oh my.

About equal. I've been nice overall.

EDIT: Yup. I contradicted myself.

Naughty; very, very naughty. I need a good punishment. ;)

Naughty; very, very naughty. I need a good punishment. ;)

So, you want to be cuffed to the bed, and spanked? :D

I don't know what santa plans on bringing me, but I plan on venison for xmas dinner. *grabs rifle and climbs up on roof*

So, you want to be cuffed to the bed, and spanked? :D

*Cough* I prefer to be tied;) :p

*Cough* I prefer to be tied;) :p

Nylon rope it is then!;) :p

Simply put, i deserve a lump of coal.

you should notice that most ppl here don't believe in santa.

Simply put, i deserve a lump of coal.

Would you like fluffles with that, sir? ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle:

Santa knows what happens if I don't get what I want[/evil]

It tisn't be about what Santa is giving me for christmas, it is more about what i'll take from him!

Santa knows what happens if I don't get what I want[/evil]

Let me guess... you kidnapped Mrs Santa and holding her hostage?

I really need a new copy of the porno flick "Panty Claus" After many years my original copy has worn out.:p

Santa knows what happens if I don't get what I want[/evil]

lot you tell him and tell him to stay away from me

as i got a new AA gun to shot him down ,if he cames back near my home :D

As Christmas gets closer, and I get even move bored, I ponder the idea of how good (or bad) you've been this year.

And I want to know, overall -- how were you this year? Naughty or nice?

*wonders why the hell she is on WYTYG's head*

Errr... I think I was mostly nice with more than enough traces of naughty. :)

:eek:

I don't remember signing any pictures - it's a fraud, I tell you! <.<


I've been nice in many respects, the sexy kind of naughty in quite a few others, and, in the things that really matter, inactive, which unfortunately equals naughty. So coal it is. :(

:eek:

I don't remember signing any pictures - it's a fraud, I tell you! <.<


I've been nice in many respects, the sexy kind of naughty in quite a few others, and, in the things that really matter, inactive, which unfortunately equals naughty. So coal it is. :(

>.>
<.<

Now can you explain why I am now your hat?

Well i think i've already had my punishment, i was naughty so got spanked for it, and i was nice so i got spanked for it ;)

*could really use just a wee bit more naughtiness in his life style*

After previous experiences, Santa has learned to avoid my house.

The day will come, once the energy crisis truely hits, that kids will wish they got coals for Christmas to heat the house! :D

The day will come, once the energy crisis truely hits, that kids will wish they got coals for Christmas to heat the house! :D

:D

Yet I am still on WYTYG's head.... :confused:

The day will come, once the energy crisis truely hits, that kids will wish they got coals for Christmas to heat the house! :D

Or they could want a great big fluffy blankie like i've got round me atm cause its just so cold.

Enough coal to drive a coal fired power plant for a week.

:D

Yet I am still on WYTYG's head.... :confused:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/PancakeBunny.gif
Or they could want a great big fluffy blankie like i've got round me atm cause its just so cold.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Snowman.gif

Would you like fluffles with that, sir? ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle:
:eek:
Oh very much so.;)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
More!!!

:D

Yet I am still on WYTYG's head.... :confused:

It's a euphemism *nudge nudge ;) ;) *

Naughty as can be!

Not naughty enough. ;)

Uhm, I think I've been pretty good. I didn't kill/maim/injure/blackmail/play cruel tricks on/kidnap/use illegal firearms and/or weaponry of any sort on anyone. Definitely counts as a good year. :)

Oh, a little of both. Maybe a bit more on the naughty side, as I have done all of the following:
a) gotten drunk (I'm underage)
b) attempted to push a rival actress off a ten-foot platform
c) lied to my mother about seeing my father
d) told several perfect strangers I hated them, because they didn't like the Smiths
e) spread one or two mallicious rumours
f) failed to properly defend a close friend of mine out of a need to impress others
g) fell quite hard for a sadistic man-whore two years my junior

I've been pretty rotten.

Heavy drinking and bootlegging, plus I crushed one of my friends hopes and dreams.

my dad killed santa with a 12 gauge shotgun

and then we ate the deer for supper

my dad killed santa with a 12 gauge shotgun

and then we ate the deer for supper

And for that you shall no longer receive anymore coals, but large balls of flaming rock falling from the sky. :)

And for that you shall no longer receive anymore coals, but large balls of flaming rock falling from the sky. :)

no but we got a gift basket from santas health insurance agency for taking that off there case
lol