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The amended religious breakdown thread...

Malkavian Lunacy
08-12-2006, 03:23
Okay. After looking at the last thread, and being very displeased with some of the choices, as well as taking other posters' input into consideration, I've come up with the new and improved religious breakdown poll.
Zarakon
08-12-2006, 03:33
"Church of Evil"...

WTF? And Why can you pick multiple religions?
Malkavian Lunacy
08-12-2006, 03:36
The CoE is a branch of Satanism. And I allowed for multiple religions in case someone honestly follows several paths. I know several Christians with very agnostic mindsets, as well as pagans that borrow from multiple sources, and at least one atheist who borrows from Buddhism for the purposes of meditation and personal discipline.
Edwardis
08-12-2006, 03:36
Threads with copied ideas are generally frowned upon, whether they're an improvement or not.
Malkavian Lunacy
08-12-2006, 03:38
Okay. I'll keep that in mind for the future, but the thread I branched off from was hardly the first religion-based thread on these forums. After all, how many evolution debates are typically clogging the thread lists?
Edwardis
08-12-2006, 03:41
Okay. I'll keep that in mind for the future, but the thread I branched off from was hardly the first religion-based thread on these forums. After all, how many evolution debates are typically clogging the thread lists?

Hmm, they're all a little bit different. A different question, a different rant, etc.

Maybe I'm wrong, but if I were a mod, I would say this one isn't different enough.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2006, 03:41
I follow all religions and political philosophies simultaneously, I am an istist.
Liberated New Ireland
08-12-2006, 03:43
*looks at poll choices*

It's basically the same as the other poll, and it is missing about as much.

No Sikhism, no Bahá'í Faith, no Jainism, no Shinto...

Also, you realise that copycat threads are frowned down upon, right?
Malkavian Lunacy
08-12-2006, 03:47
Yes, I was just made aware that copycat threads are frowned upon. In creating this poll, I hoped to improve upon the original, which contained four different branches of Christianity. I realize that it would be virtually impossible to include every choice. Hence why anyone is invited to choose "other" and post a description. I'm honestly fascinated by religion, and tried to fit as much diversity into my 10 choices as I could.
I didn't want to lump Judaism and Christianity together, since there are some fundamental differences.
I felt comfortable lumping Shamanism and Wicca together with paganism, since the first two are pagan belief systems.
etc.
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 03:51
Again: atheism is not a religion.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-12-2006, 03:57
Again: atheism is not a religion.
Yeah, but if it weren't there, the you'd have complained that there was no option that an atheist could choose and complain that "not all people worship fairy stories."

It's like how black is the absence of color, but still is refered to as a color colloquially.
Malkavian Lunacy
08-12-2006, 04:00
Atheism may not be a religion as typically viewed, but it is still a belief system regarding a higher power. Just as a Christian believes that there is a God, soul, Heaven, etc, an Atheist believes that there is nothing. Look up the definition of "religion." Dictionary.com's definition definitely supports Atheism as a religion.
Kinda Sensible people
08-12-2006, 04:00
Ignostic.

It means I don't care whether or not there is a God. Either way, I choose to ignore him.
Liberated New Ireland
08-12-2006, 04:01
Again: atheism is not a religion.

Fass, are you ever not complaining?
Nadkor
08-12-2006, 04:04
Fass, are you ever not complaining?

I don't think he knows how to do much else.
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 04:08
Fass, are you ever not complaining?

Are you ever not asking stupid questions?
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 04:09
Yeah, but if it weren't there, the you'd have complained that there was no option that an atheist could choose and complain that "not all people worship fairy stories."

That's why a proper poll option would be "I don't have a religion, I'm atheist."
Liberated New Ireland
08-12-2006, 04:10
Are you ever not asking stupid questions?

...I'll take that as a 'no'.
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 04:11
...I'll take that as a 'no'.

Reciprocated.
Vetalia
08-12-2006, 04:13
I'm agnostic. If I have a religion, I'd say that secular humanism would be an apt description.
Kiryu-shi
08-12-2006, 04:14
I'm a (shinto-ized) buddhist or agnostic, depending on my mood and who I'm with.
Liberated New Ireland
08-12-2006, 04:15
I'm a (shinto-ized) buddhist or agnostic, depending on my mood and who I'm with.

So... you're a closet heretic? :D
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 04:15
I'm agnostic. If I have a religion, I'd say that secular humanism would be an apt description.

Except of course that secular humanism isn't a religion, and the term itself was coined to make a distinction from "religious humanism".
Congo--Kinshasa
08-12-2006, 04:19
Christian (Lutheran), but a sane one. I don't take the Bible literally, I believe in evolution, I support gay marriage, I 100% oppose teaching "Intelligent Design," and if I could, I fully secularize the government, including removing "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.
Kiryu-shi
08-12-2006, 04:19
So... you're a closet heretic? :D

Totally.

:p

More like undecided teenager...
Vetalia
08-12-2006, 04:21
Except of course that secular humanism isn't a religion, and the term itself was coined to make a distinction from "religious humanism".

I use the broader definition of the term "religion" to reflect the fact that it's the core of my belief system and all of my other positions are affected by that core philosophy.
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 04:22
I use the broader definition of the term "religion" to reflect the fact that it's the core of my belief system and all of my other positions are affected by that core philosophy.

That's an unnecessary and regrettable dilution of the word's meaning.
Buristan
08-12-2006, 04:25
Again: atheism is not a religion.

atheism is a non-prophet organization
CthulhuFhtagn
08-12-2006, 04:27
Voted for everything.
Maraque
08-12-2006, 04:28
Finally Agnosticism is in its own spot. Agnosticism and Atheism are far from the same.
Vetalia
08-12-2006, 04:45
That's an unnecessary and regrettable dilution of the word's meaning.

It's an important one, though, because in the US religions are tax exempt and that saves such organizations a lot of money that could be better spent in other places.
HOOR
08-12-2006, 05:14
Thelema
A religion, if you prefer to call it that, founded in 1904 e.v. with the reception of Liber AL vel Legis or The Book of the Law in Cairo by Aleister Crowley. The Book of the Law is our central & most important holy book, but it is not the only holy book. A central tenet to which all Thelemites adhere is "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." (AL I:40) and "Love is the law, love under will." (AL I:57).

For a much more lucid and succinct explanation of these tenets and more than I can provide you, Thelema101 (http://www.thelema101.com/) is an excellent resource for a cursory overview of Thelema, more detailed information can be reaped from both wikipedia and thelemapedia.


Wiki:Thelema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thelema)
Thelemapedia (http://www.thelemapedia.org/index.php/Main_Page)

The best (& Thelemic) podcast is Thelema Coast to Coast (http://www.thelemacoasttocoast.com), whose slogan is "Occultism without Apologies." An excellent contemporary Thelemic resource.

J.
Minkonio
08-12-2006, 06:05
Gnosticism. God is a right bastard and we must meditate and gain personal spiritual knowledge in order to escape this hellhole in the end.
Greater Trostia
08-12-2006, 06:28
Atheism may not be a religion as typically viewed, but it is still a belief system regarding a higher power. Just as a Christian believes that there is a God, soul, Heaven, etc, an Atheist believes that there is nothing. Look up the definition of "religion." Dictionary.com's definition definitely supports Atheism as a religion.

There is no "system" of atheism. It's just "Do you believe in God?" followed by, "Nah."

And yeah, dictionary defintion. Let's see:

1 a : the state of a religious <a nun in her 20th year of religion> b (1) : the service and worship of God or the supernatural (2) : commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance
2 : a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices
3 archaic : scrupulous conformity : CONSCIENTIOUSNESS
4 : a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith

You could bend this so being a Democrat is a religion, or being nice to people is a religion, or being against war is a religion. So, you need to put any and all of those on the poll too.... any cause or principle that someone could hold to with ardor. GL HF. :)
Zarthia
08-12-2006, 06:36
I'm a Bahá'í (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah%C3%A1%27%C3%AD), myself, although I do support gay marriage. The thing that people tend to forget/neglect (sofar as I've seen) is that while drinking alcohol and taking non-prescription drugs etc are forbidden within the religion we are taught not to judge or condemn people outside the religion who do.

I also feel I should point out that while Satanism and The Church of Evil are the same, The Church of Satan (don't have a link right know) is actually quite virtuous etc, and just have a poor choice of name heh.
Zilam
08-12-2006, 06:36
Hehe. I voted all the options :D I love multi option polls
Kiryu-shi
08-12-2006, 07:07
Hehe. I voted all the options :D I love multi option polls

*points*

A lying Christian.
:p
Fassigen
08-12-2006, 07:14
It's an important one, though, because in the US religions are tax exempt and that saves such organizations a lot of money that could be better spent in other places.

I suppose only the US government could be dumb enough to buy that line of reasoning.
Moosle
08-12-2006, 07:47
Well, I tend to view athiesm as a religion, merely because it has a set belief.

But agnosticism? We don't even know what it is that we believe. :D
HOOR
08-12-2006, 08:07
I suppose only the US government could be dumb enough to buy that line of reasoning.

Hey! Thailand, Taiwan, Spain, Australia, & Canada recognized Scientology as a religion, too!

::drum strike::

:D
Soviestan
08-12-2006, 08:36
Devout Muslim.
Delator
08-12-2006, 09:05
I guess you could call me a Deist...but I don't think it fits me...I'm just myself...the "Church of Me-ism". :p
The Fulcrum
08-12-2006, 09:59
Heuristic solipsism.

It means that for the purpose of keeping me motivated and (naively) confident about my life, I am God.

Anybody wants to start worshiping? ;)
Big Jim P
08-12-2006, 09:59
I follow all religions and political philosophies simultaneously, I am an istist.

Good one.:D
Gorias
08-12-2006, 15:32
irish druid idea of spirituality with catholic values with respect for hare krsna's as fav organised religion.
Hamilay
08-12-2006, 15:35
I approve of religious breakdown. *nods*
Curious Inquiry
08-12-2006, 23:39
I voted for all. But I don't adhere to any of them very well :)
"Malkavian Lunacy"? Isn't that redundant?
Prekkendoria
09-12-2006, 00:02
Well, I tend to view athiesm as a religion, merely because it has a set belief.

Being atheist only has one requisite, and that is the absence of a belief in a god. By your logic everyone who does not believe in any one thing are part of the same religion.
Curious Inquiry
09-12-2006, 00:21
Being atheist only has one requisite, and that is the absence of a belief in a god. By your logic everyone who does not believe in any one thing are part of the same religion.

It's a concept, not a real thing, like a rock. This is like arguing about whether anarchy is a form of government. They're both imaginary, so what does it matter?
Malkavian Lunacy
09-12-2006, 02:48
I voted for all. But I don't adhere to any of them very well :)
"Malkavian Lunacy"? Isn't that redundant?

Eh, I suppose it may seem a bit redundant. However, I wanted to make it clear that my people follow a very specific form of Lunacy. After all, Malks aren't actually insane, we just see a bit more of reality than anyone else...
Chandelier
09-12-2006, 02:52
I'm Roman Catholic.
Vetalia
09-12-2006, 02:55
I suppose only the US government could be dumb enough to buy that line of reasoning.

It's the US government.
Moosle
09-12-2006, 03:01
Being atheist only has one requisite, and that is the absence of a belief in a god. By your logic everyone who does not believe in any one thing are part of the same religion.

There's a distinction. The difference is what is being believed in. It's philosophy. Religions are a specific form of philosophy regarding a person's spiritual beliefs. The existence/ non-existence of god would fall under a spiritual belief.

Anyway, that's my reasoning.
Curious Inquiry
09-12-2006, 08:25
Eh, I suppose it may seem a bit redundant. However, I wanted to make it clear that my people follow a very specific form of Lunacy. After all, Malks aren't actually insane, we just see a bit more of reality than anyone else...

Until you realize that you've been pranked ;)
Kanabia
09-12-2006, 08:32
Agnostic, leaning towards atheist.

Eh, I suppose it may seem a bit redundant. However, I wanted to make it clear that my people follow a very specific form of Lunacy. After all, Malks aren't actually insane, we just see a bit more of reality than anyone else...

Oh dear, I actually know what you're talking about.

But I claim defence in that I only played the computer game. *hides*
Malkavian Lunacy
09-12-2006, 10:01
Agnostic, leaning towards atheist.



Oh dear, I actually know what you're talking about.

But I claim defence in that I only played the computer game. *hides*

Which computer game? Redemption introduced me to the pen and paper. It's what I like to call a "gateway RPG." The seemingly innocent and light videogame leads to abuse of the harder tabletop stuff...
Rooseveldt
09-12-2006, 11:05
YAAAAAH!

Atheism is teh WINZOR!:cool:
Skibereen
09-12-2006, 12:33
"Church of Evil"...

WTF? And Why can you pick multiple religions?

Dont be mad because he is obviously more informed and open minded then you.

Why cant someone be Christian Buddhist?

Or a Wiccan Buddhist?

Oh and Mak, nice find on the CoE good digging.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2006, 12:40
I don't know if 'religion' is the proper word for what I believe, but I selected christian because I have a christian faith. *nod
BackwoodsSquatches
09-12-2006, 12:53
Atheist.

But less militant about it than I used to be.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-12-2006, 12:54
I don't know if 'religion' is the proper word for what I believe, but I selected christian because I have a christian faith. *nod

www.churchofnakedmudwrestling.com
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2006, 13:08
www.churchofnakedmudwrestling.com

You have absolutely no idea how upset I was that the link wasn't real. :(

I would have converted in a heartbeat. *nod*
BackwoodsSquatches
09-12-2006, 13:10
You have absolutely no idea how upset I was that the link wasn't real. :(

I would have converted in a heartbeat. *nod*

Is it ironic that I knew you WOULD click such a link?

Or was it a clever mind-control device planted cleverly on a 404 page?

Mu-huhahahaha.
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2006, 13:12
Is it ironic that I knew you WOULD click such a link?

Or was it a clever mind-control device planted cleverly on a 404 page?

Mu-huhahahaha.

:eek:

Ah, what am I worried about? I can't even control my mind. :D
Jello Biafra
09-12-2006, 13:15
None.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-12-2006, 13:17
:eek:

Ah, what am I worried about? I can't even control my mind. :D

Hmmm...

Do you have a sudden craving for circus peanuts, or a sudden need to wet yourself?
Lunatic Goofballs
09-12-2006, 13:22
Hmmm...

Do you have a sudden craving for circus peanuts, or a sudden need to wet yourself?

I had that last night. *nod*

P.S.: Why do you ask? *eyes narrow*
Kinstia
09-12-2006, 13:43
Taoism. It's the one that has the yin-yang as the most reconized symbol. I would tell you more about it, but I'm tired and it would take way too much time. :p