NationStates Jolt Archive


Maybe this is why people drive like they're retarded.

Drunk commies deleted
07-12-2006, 17:37
Some dude has been faking mental retardation since he was eight to get social security checks. His mother claimed that he couldn't read, write, shower or drive. He got caught on video fighting a traffic ticket in court and now he's busted.

You've got to give them credit for running such an outrageous scam for so long. It sure does take some balls to pull a stunt like this.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/12/05/national/a133446S27.DTL&type=bondage
Eve Online
07-12-2006, 17:41
It's why I don't believe it when someone says they're mentally retarded as a defense.

Especially if they had the ability to plan the crime, commit it, and then made any effort to hide what they had done. Couldn't be a complete vegetable and do all those things.
Call to power
07-12-2006, 17:43
Especially if they had the ability to plan the crime, commit it, and then made any effort to hide what they had done. Couldn't be a complete vegetable and do all those things.

how many retarded people do you know :confused:

and why didn’t he just say he was crippled?
Eve Online
07-12-2006, 17:45
how many retarded people do you know :confused:

and why didn’t he just say he was crippled?

My brother, for one.
Khadgar
07-12-2006, 17:46
how many retarded people do you know :confused:

and why didn’t he just say he was crippled?

Do people online count? If so, thousands.
Call to power
07-12-2006, 17:47
My brother, for one.

Touché

edit: though how heavy (?) is also an issue
Eve Online
07-12-2006, 17:47
Do people online count? If so, thousands.

Yeah, that's everyone on this forum for sure...
The Potato Factory
07-12-2006, 17:59
Oh look, the retard is our Treasurer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Costello).
Eve Online
07-12-2006, 18:02
Touché

edit: though how heavy (?) is also an issue

Far enough to not be able to carry through from thought to action - such as standing up out of a chair on his own volition.

That, to me, is "retarded" to the point where he's not responsible for his actions.

If he could get up, go to the kitchen, and make his own sandwich (however slowly), I wouldn't have any problem finding him responsible if there was a criminal matter.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-12-2006, 18:23
SOme mob boss got away with this act for decades. :)
Drunk commies deleted
07-12-2006, 18:32
SOme mob boss got away with this act for decades. :)

Vinny Gigante? I thought he faked senility, not retardation.