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Would you bid on this fabulous item?

Drunk commies deleted
06-12-2006, 22:56
Remember how the Bush girls, Barbara and Jenna, were mugged in Buenos Aires recently? Well now Barbara's phone is available on an online auction site. Would you buy it? It contains Dubya's personal phone number. You could call him up and give him some advice on running the country.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2106118.html?menu=
Vetalia
06-12-2006, 22:58
Yeah, but if you do that, Bush will start calling you...and does anyone really want that?
Laerod
06-12-2006, 22:58
The Bush twins know Michael Jackson's personal number? :confused:
Vetalia
06-12-2006, 23:00
The Bush twins know Michael Jackson's personal number? :confused:

I feel sorry for them.
Congo--Kinshasa
06-12-2006, 23:00
I sooo want that phone. :(
Smunkeeville
06-12-2006, 23:02
that would be fun to have.
Laerod
06-12-2006, 23:04
I feel sorry for them.It's a possible indicator that it's not their real phone. I'm wondering why Madonna or Jackson would hang out with the Bush twins... Maybe they don't?
Yootopia
06-12-2006, 23:05
9p. It'd be well spent, but otoh, GWB's doubtless changed his phone by now.
Morganatron
06-12-2006, 23:05
I'd call G.W. saying I was God. You could have so much fun with that!
HOOR
06-12-2006, 23:05
But why spend that much when for $10 you can have your own personal ... (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-PENIS-SHAPED-CHICKEN-TENDER_W0QQitemZ170057359716QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)?

J.
Khadgar
06-12-2006, 23:05
There's no way Ozzy would have anything to do with those drunken bitches.

Ok, maybe the kids would, but they're stupid.
Farnhamia
06-12-2006, 23:11
Why would she have the number of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on her phone? Is that how she and her sister get their allowances paid?
Carnivorous Lickers
06-12-2006, 23:26
sounds like a lot of bullshit.

Makes me wonder about their Secret Service detail,though.
Slaughterhouse five
07-12-2006, 00:18
sounds like a lot of bullshit.

Makes me wonder about their Secret Service detail,though.

LMAO, yeah the daughters of the president would have FBI,CIA, and other intel agency phone numbers on their phone. :D
Farnhamia
07-12-2006, 00:20
LMAO, yeah the daughters of the president would have FBI,CIA, and other intel agency phone numbers on their phone. :D

From what I've heard about the Bush Girls, the "I" stands for "intoxication" in FBI and CIA.
CanuckHeaven
07-12-2006, 00:22
Yeah, but if you do that, Bush will start calling you...and does anyone really want that?
Now if the phone recorded all the communications between the users, I would imagine that it would be worth millions..... :eek:
Congo--Kinshasa
07-12-2006, 00:26
"Hello, Mr. President, this is God. I hereby order you to withdraw immediately from Iraq and resign the presidency."
Im a ninja
07-12-2006, 00:44
Why would she have the number of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on her phone? Is that how she and her sister get their allowances paid?

Haha, I didnt know what the IMF was, so I assumed it was the Impossible Mission Force.

I feel stupid.
:(
I made an ass out of u an me : (
Katganistan
07-12-2006, 02:08
Could anyone be that stupid? If it is the real deal whomever is selling it is in possession of stolen goods -- a crime. I'd not be shocked if the winning bid includes handcuffs for the seller. ;)