NationStates Jolt Archive

Remember how the Bush girls, Barbara and Jenna, were mugged in Buenos Aires recently? Well now Barbara's phone is available on an online auction site. Would you buy it? It contains Dubya's personal phone number. You could call him up and give him some advice on running the country.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2106118.html?menu=

Yeah, but if you do that, Bush will start calling you...and does anyone really want that?

The Bush twins know Michael Jackson's personal number? :confused:

The Bush twins know Michael Jackson's personal number? :confused:

I feel sorry for them.

I sooo want that phone. :(

that would be fun to have.

I feel sorry for them.It's a possible indicator that it's not their real phone. I'm wondering why Madonna or Jackson would hang out with the Bush twins... Maybe they don't?

9p. It'd be well spent, but otoh, GWB's doubtless changed his phone by now.

I'd call G.W. saying I was God. You could have so much fun with that!

But why spend that much when for $10 you can have your own personal ... (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-PENIS-SHAPED-CHICKEN-TENDER_W0QQitemZ170057359716QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)?

J.

There's no way Ozzy would have anything to do with those drunken bitches.

Ok, maybe the kids would, but they're stupid.

Why would she have the number of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on her phone? Is that how she and her sister get their allowances paid?

sounds like a lot of bullshit.

Makes me wonder about their Secret Service detail,though.

sounds like a lot of bullshit.

Makes me wonder about their Secret Service detail,though.

LMAO, yeah the daughters of the president would have FBI,CIA, and other intel agency phone numbers on their phone. :D

LMAO, yeah the daughters of the president would have FBI,CIA, and other intel agency phone numbers on their phone. :D

From what I've heard about the Bush Girls, the "I" stands for "intoxication" in FBI and CIA.

Yeah, but if you do that, Bush will start calling you...and does anyone really want that?
Now if the phone recorded all the communications between the users, I would imagine that it would be worth millions..... :eek:

"Hello, Mr. President, this is God. I hereby order you to withdraw immediately from Iraq and resign the presidency."

Why would she have the number of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) on her phone? Is that how she and her sister get their allowances paid?

Haha, I didnt know what the IMF was, so I assumed it was the Impossible Mission Force.

I feel stupid.
:(
I made an ass out of u an me : (

Could anyone be that stupid? If it is the real deal whomever is selling it is in possession of stolen goods -- a crime. I'd not be shocked if the winning bid includes handcuffs for the seller. ;)