Create your own Bush speach!
Hydesland
06-12-2006, 22:37
http://www.addictinggames.com/bushspeechwriter.html
This is so fun and addictive, post the best ones you can make!
Hydesland
06-12-2006, 23:06
Bump?
Swilatia
06-12-2006, 23:13
screw this. the following is an actual from George Bush. the White House stopped the broadcast of the meeting where this was said to avoid world-wide embarassement, but we stil managed to get the words.
Bush: Um... I wanna send people to the moon
The other guy: our country has already done that
Bush: Then I will send them to the um... sun.
The other guy: but then they will burn from the heat
Bush: No they won't, because i'm sendinding them at night
Yootopia
06-12-2006, 23:23
"I will come over Tony Blair again and again - as we have done before... we are a peaceful people."
Teeheehee
Strippers and Blow
06-12-2006, 23:26
Was the misspelling of "speech" intentional?
Kryozerkia
06-12-2006, 23:30
No matter how hard I try, I can't reproduce such stupidity.
Swilatia
06-12-2006, 23:30
Was the misspelling of "speech" intentional? yes. it's how Bush would spell it.
Morganatron
06-12-2006, 23:43
My favorite is still "Gynecologists practice love on their patients." Seriously.
Darknovae
06-12-2006, 23:45
I ahd a good one, but I don't know how to link to it. :(
Smunkeeville
06-12-2006, 23:51
I think it might be treason to share the lovely speech I (Bush) made.
screw this. the following is an actual from George Bush. the White House stopped the broadcast of the meeting where this was said to avoid world-wide embarassement, but we stil managed to get the words.
Bush: Um... I wanna send people to the moon
The other guy: our country has already done that
Bush: Then I will send them to the um... sun.
The other guy: but then they will burn from the heat
Bush: No they won't, because i'm sendinding them at night
...you're joking right? :p
And no, i cant think of anything stupid enough either :(
Darknovae
06-12-2006, 23:52
I think it might be treason to share the lovely speech I (Bush) made.
Come on, it's NSG! We're all going to get busted for treason/violation of the Patriot Act anyway. :p
Frisbeeteria
06-12-2006, 23:55
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/unclesam.jpg
Morganatron
06-12-2006, 23:59
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/unclesam.jpg
That's actually downright disturbing, coming from a mod. :eek:
*applause*All foreign nationals and every immigrant, for there own safety, will be punished.
And may god continue using chemical biological, or one day, nuclear weapons.
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Saddam Hussein refused reckless agression.
There was one of these out before the '04 elections. I played with that one and found it boring. This one doesn't impress me either. Besides, that 'practice their love' statement can't be beat.
Darknovae
07-12-2006, 00:57
There was one of these out before the '04 elections. I played with that one and found it boring. This one doesn't impress me either. Besides, that 'practice their love' statement can't be beat.
That was a tad disturbing.
Teh_pantless_hero
07-12-2006, 01:01
Not enough verbs. How hard is it to get a plain 'is'?
Not enough verbs. How hard is it to get a plain 'is'?That depends on what the meaning of "is" is... ;)
School Daze
07-12-2006, 01:05
Some speeches:
Tony Blair...must leave Iraq in 48 hours...the tyrant will soon be gone.
I am...shit (repeat over and over)
we are a peaceful people...but one way or the other...peaceful efforts have failed...many Iraqis can hear me tonight...and I have a message for them...we will...attack the innocent...and destroy the peace...applause...the United States of America has the sovereign authority...to use force...and kill 1,000's of innocent people...applause
The last one's my favorite because it sounds like it's him talking.
However there are better Bush speechwriters than this one. All of the clips are kind of outdated. There are also some that also have animation that goes along with the words.
School Daze
07-12-2006, 01:07
Not enough verbs. How hard is it to get a plain 'is'?
Very hard apparently, the smaller words in "Bush speechwriters" often sound chopped up and unnatural because they have to be cut out of a sentence.
All right, I've had a go at it... It's rather amusing to hear Bush say:
As war criminals, we have a deep hatred for civil rights, and we have some of the most lethal weapons ever devised. With these capabilities, this threat to peace, we will attack the innocent, as we have done before, again and again, and destroy the peace, and kill thousands of innocent people, and our friends, and every immigrant. The vulnerable will suffer most. That duty falls to me. That is the future we choose. God bless America.
I call this one "When in doubt, use Plan B". It's not what you'd think...
We are a peaceful people, with peaceful men, and I have a message for them: first of all, democracy is a beautiful thing, and I can... for their own safety, attack the innocent with these capabilities... obtained with the help of Iraq. And tonight, we will... the Ira-Iraqi regime...
*pause*
Terrorists.
*pause*
*wild applause*
As others said, it's much funnier when he says it...
Wallonochia
08-12-2006, 18:34
Civil rights will be removed. We meet that threat now with these capabilities obtained with the help of Iraq. To use force, aggression, and bad faith and kill thousands of innocent people and we are prepared to do so. The United States of America will be punished for their own safety. I can attack the innocent, that duty falls to me. The vulnerable will suffer most. I was just following a deep hatred and this threat, that is the future we choose.