Santa's Butt too offensive for Maine...
PootWaddle
05-12-2006, 04:46
Santa's Butt Beer, seasonal label brew is found to be too offensive for store shelves in the state of Maine.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/PootWaddle/SantasButtBeer.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061202/ap_on_fe_st/beer_labels_4
I think that's too bad, but maybe we could order a case of it and have it sent to that lady that got Santa banned from her kid's School Winter Festival :p
Ladamesansmerci
05-12-2006, 04:48
Santa's WAY too sexy for Maine.
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Santa's Butt Beer, seasonal label brew is found to be too offensive for store shelves in the state of Maine.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k23/PootWaddle/SantasButtBeer.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061202/ap_on_fe_st/beer_labels_4
I think that's too bad, but maybe we could order a case of it and have it sent to that lady that got Santa banned from her kid's School Winter Festival :p
OHNOES! It's a big fat obese butt in a pair of red pants aimed at the viewer of the label! And it's name is Santa Butt! The end is nigh! We must ban it lest the Antichrist attack our children through Santa's Butt!
Smunkeeville
05-12-2006, 04:56
OHNOES! It's a big fat obese butt in a pair of red pants aimed at the viewer of the label! And it's name is Santa Butt! The end is nigh! We must ban it lest the Antichrist attack our children through Santa's Butt!
you know butt is short for buttox and that's a medical term for ass and that's just not right for children to see, I mean if santa has an ass......what's the world become?
Congo--Kinshasa
05-12-2006, 04:58
The whole world's gone nuts.
New Xero Seven
05-12-2006, 05:19
I'm offended by the colour red. BAN THE COLOUR RED!!!!!! :gundge:
Lacadaemon
05-12-2006, 05:21
Maine. Heh. If there is a more miserable place on the North American continent, I'd like to know where it is.
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 05:25
Maine. Heh. If there is a more miserable place on the North American continent, I'd like to know where it is.
Texas?
New Xero Seven
05-12-2006, 05:27
Texas?
Florida!
Oh, and maybe Newfoundland...
I say! its a good time for a nice, cold glass of Santa's Butt!(tm)
not a very appetizing product label if you ask me.
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 05:35
I say! its a good time for a nice, cold glass of Santa's Butt!(tm)
not a very appetizing product label if you ask me.
Santa's personally contributed to the making of this beer. :p :D
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 05:35
I say! its a good time for a nice, cold glass of Santa's Butt!(tm)
not a very appetizing product label if you ask me.
Suck on Santa's ass! :D :p
CthulhuFhtagn
05-12-2006, 05:38
Maine. Heh. If there is a more miserable place on the North American continent, I'd like to know where it is.
Kansas.
Lacadaemon
05-12-2006, 05:41
Miserable, not backwards.
Maineiacs
05-12-2006, 06:36
Maine. Heh. If there is a more miserable place on the North American continent, I'd like to know where it is.
No, this is pretty much it.
Santa's WAY too sexy for Maine.
Kind of ironic considering most of our population (including the women) look like him.
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 06:39
Kind of ironic considering most of our population (including the women) look like him.
*shudders*
Lunatic Goofballs
05-12-2006, 06:46
They never even tried it, I bet!
Open Santa's Butt and take a long swig. Then tell me you didn't enjoy it! I dare you! :mad:
:D
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 06:49
They never even tried it, I bet!
Open Santa's Butt and take a long swig. Then tell me you didn't enjoy it! I dare you! :mad:
:D
MMmmm that's good butt!
Lunatic Goofballs
05-12-2006, 06:55
MMmmm that's good butt!
There's magic inside that butt! :)
Maineiacs
05-12-2006, 08:44
*shudders*
We have a joke up here that asks "How do you tell the difference between a Maine woman and a moose?" "The woman's the one in the flannel shirt."
Schwarzchild
05-12-2006, 18:49
Santa's buttocks are so strong that they use it to seal the cap on the bottle!
*crimp*
Peepelonia
05-12-2006, 18:56
Hehe and of course the most funnything about this, is that the brewers can't understand why, as they maintian, and quite rightly so, that the butt in question means, as we all know barrel!