Do you believe in Santa Claus
Swilatia
05-12-2006, 02:18
So, you all know the story. there is this guy called santa claus, who, on christmas eve of every year, goes from house to house delivering presents, and all that jazz. I don't believe in him, but the question here is if you believe in santa claus, or whatever your culture may call him.
Well, NORAD tracks him every year, with Canada and the US Air Forces sending out jets to meet him so... http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php
Of course I do, 'cuz
Santa Claus wears A red suit
he's a communist
Long hair and a beard must be a pacifist!
What's in that pipe he's smooooking?
He sneaks into your house at night must be a
Dope Fiend!
Why do police guys hate on peace guys?
Swilatia
05-12-2006, 02:21
Well, NORAD tracks him every year, with Canada and the US Air Forces sending out jets to meet him so... http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php
are you sure that's not all faked? because it very well can be.
are you sure that's not all faked? because it very well can be.
If you don't believe the government, who CAN you trust?
Besides, they have pictures and RADAR data!
Swilatia
05-12-2006, 02:23
If you don't believe the government, who CAN you trust?
Besides, they have pictures and RADAR data!
which can be faked.
Smunkeeville
05-12-2006, 02:24
heck no, what do you think I am? stupid?
Boreal Tundra
05-12-2006, 02:24
Like my 7yr old son, I never belived in Santa. Or any other mythological being.
Call to power
05-12-2006, 02:34
Santa is real but he will only believe in you if you believe in him
hence why all my present are from Santa and not my (evidently) stingy parents
You know, it's one thing to tell your kids about a mythological being. It's another thing for the bloody U.S. government to perpetuate the myth by wasting the valuable time of the staff of NORAD for people's sake!
You know, it's one thing to tell your kids about a mythological being. It's another thing for the bloody U.S. government to perpetuate the myth by wasting the valuable time of the staff of NORAD for people's sake!
Blaim Sears for that one. They misprinted the number.
Blaim Sears for that one. They misprinted the number.
That's a cop-out and you know it. All CONAD had to do was shut down the line/refuse to answer and tell the American public they would have nothing to do with it. Problem solved.
But no. They decide "Hey let's smoke some weed and fudge radar results for Santa!" and perpetuate the myth,
Call to power
05-12-2006, 02:43
But no. They decide "Hey let's smoke some weed and fudge radar results for Santa!" and perpetuate the myth,
Calm down its just a bit of fun after all the good people are NORAD work over Christmas they deserve to mess about
Pschycotic Pschycos
05-12-2006, 02:49
Five bucks says that the NORAD thing is just a test of stealth planes and they call all the screw-ups "Santa". :P
I don't believe in him anymore, but he still kicks ass.
Calm down its just a bit of fun after all the good people are NORAD work over Christmas they deserve to mess about
They are the U.S. military and the Canadian military. They have more important things to do than waste time perpetuating stupid myths that are better left to fiction.
Call to power
05-12-2006, 02:53
They are the U.S. military and the Canadian military. They have more important things to do than waste time perpetuating stupid myths that are better left to fiction.
like what?
and its not stupid it brings joy to billions of children:)
Swilatia
05-12-2006, 03:08
like what?
and its not stupid it brings joy to billions of children:)
define children.
btw, there arent even a billion ppl in this world only 7000 million.
like what?
and its not stupid it brings joy to billions of children:)
Their jobs? NORAD is the central command for the defense of the North American continent. What if someone like the Chinese or the Russians decided to attack while NORAD was spending time fudging up Santadar results? Who knows what kind of chaos could arise?
If you haven't yet figured out I'm playing the part of the Devil's Advocate, then accept my apologies for the deception.
Call to power
05-12-2006, 03:16
btw, there arent even a billion ppl in this world only 7000 million.
curse my Americanised maths!
Call to power
05-12-2006, 03:20
Their jobs? NORAD is the central command for the defense of the North American continent. What if someone like the Chinese or the Russians decided to attack while NORAD was spending time fudging up Santadar results? Who knows what kind of chaos could arise?
simple we would already have are planes in the air and it would be hard to get any kind of attack going in the time it takes for Santa to travel across North America
If you haven't yet figured out I'm playing the part of the Devil's Advocate, then accept my apologies for the deception.
I know this just helps my premature Christmas cheer to no end .
simple we would already have are planes in the air and it would be hard to get any kind of attack going in the time it takes for Santa to travel across North America
I know this just helps my premature Christmas cheer to no end .
One surprise attack and it's all over before the Americans and Canadians can say "What the foogly?"
For all we know, there have been attacks on U.S. soil already, hidden by the governments because they were too embarrassed to admit their militaries were screwing around.
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 03:28
They are the U.S. military and the Canadian military. They have more important things to do than waste time perpetuating stupid myths that are better left to fiction.
Comon, it's just for kicks and giggles. Beside I doubt they actually use real NORAD resources like the aircrafts, radar, and the defense systems.
Ashmoria
05-12-2006, 04:01
im not saying what i believe but this is what i told my son when he was 7 years old
people who dont believe in santa, dont get presents from santa.
he understood me quite well.
Wilgrove
05-12-2006, 05:37
im not saying what i believe but this is what i told my son when he was 7 years old
people who dont believe in santa, dont get presents from santa.
he understood me quite well.
Wow lol.
Kiryu-shi
05-12-2006, 05:39
What? People don't believe in Santa!? Silly people...Next you'll be saying the Great Pumkin dosn't exit either...
Dobbsworld
05-12-2006, 05:42
Of course I do, 'cuz
Santa Claus wears A red suit
he's a communist
Long hair and a beard must be a pacifist!
What's in that pipe he's smooooking?
He sneaks into your house at night must be a
Dope Fiend!
Why do police guys hate on peace guys?
I think you're confusing Santa with Jerry, dude.
New Xero Seven
05-12-2006, 05:43
Spaghetti monster is real.
This is a fact.
Because I ate him for supper last year.
Creepy Lurker
05-12-2006, 05:47
Spaghetti monster is real.
This is a fact.
Because I ate him for supper last year.
Now his noodely appendage touches you from the inside!
Kiryu-shi
05-12-2006, 06:24
Now his noodely appendage touches you from the inside!
Wouldn't he be...passed on now? :eek: :)
New Xero Seven
05-12-2006, 06:33
Wouldn't he be...passed on now? :eek: :)
Aye. Upon exiting my digestive tract, he ventured into the sewage system below, where his remainders eventually floated out into the sea... and that is where his cosmic entity lies.. amongst the sea creatures.
Dwarfstein
05-12-2006, 07:04
One surprise attack and it's all over before the Americans and Canadians can say "What the foogly?"
For all we know, there have been attacks on U.S. soil already, hidden by the governments because they were too embarrassed to admit their militaries were screwing around.
Yes, every single person at NORAD screws around to such an extent that the country is left defensless.
Its that kind of stupid thing that makes life worth it.
Swilatia
05-12-2006, 13:38
What? People don't believe in Santa!? Silly people...Next you'll be saying the Great Pumkin dosn't exit either...
the what?
Harlesburg
06-12-2006, 10:19
Santa exists, the only reason your parents ever got you presents under the guise of Santa, is because you are naughty little shits and Jesus doesn't love you, he doesn't even like you as a friend.
Santa doesn't even want to waste a lump of coal on you.