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I love breasts! I think there is so much truth to be gleaned from them. They're subordinate to Scripture, of course, and given a choice between the two, one ought to choose Scripture, but I think people should look at more breasts.

Anyway, I got into this conversation with my brothers about breasts and who has the most interesting set and stuff (nothing too intellectual). And I was wondering what the majority thought.

So, I apologize for the cliche sounding question, but if you had to be someone with great breasts, who would you be and why? Any reason's good. I'm just curious about what people know about and what they think would be the best choice.

I love breasts! I think there is so much truth to be gleaned from them. They're subordinate to Scripture, of course, and given a choice between the two, one ought to choose Scripture, but I think people should look at more breasts.

Anyway, I got into this conversation with my brothers about breasts and who has the most interesting set and stuff (nothing too intellectual). And I was wondering what the majority thought.

So, I apologize for the cliche sounding question, but if you had to be someone with great breasts, who would you be and why? Any reason's good. I'm just curious about what people know about and what they think would be the best choice.

Kelly Brook has nice breasts.

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

Heresy!!!

Burn her!!

There are only two sets of tits of mythic proportion:


Dolly Parton and Elvira.

How many of you guys think Cleopatra had nice breast?

There are only two sets of tits of mythic proportion:


Dolly Parton and Elvira.

That little tassel stunt at the end of the Elvira movie scarred me for life.

And, speaking of mythological, there was the artificial inflation of Britney...

butts are better...

And, speaking of mythological, there was the artificial inflation of Britney...

Yea, but we're talking about naturals.

How many of you guys think Cleopatra had nice breast?

We have no way of knowing what hers were like.

If I had to trade mine in for someone else's, hmmm ... there's a Playboy Playmate from years and years ago named Connie Kreski ... I think I'd just as soon keep mine, thanks.

We have no way of knowing what hers were like.

If I had to trade mine in for someone else's, hmmm ... there's a Playboy Playmate from years and years ago named Connie Kreski ... I think I'd just as soon keep mine, thanks.

You know if you don't like your breasts you can always give them to me..

There are only two sets of tits of mythic proportion:


Dolly Parton and Elvira.

Dolly's are fake.

Dolly's are fake.

No actually they are real.

No actually they are real.

We'll have to go find out. Only one way to be sure...

No actually they are real.

She admited to a boob job once.

No actually they are real.

*wikis Dolly Parton's Breasts*

Hmm.. They can't be that great if they don't have their own page..

Oh.. and they're fake..

She admited to a boob job once.

Ok, but Wiki did say that her natural bust was that big until her weight loss in the 1980s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_Parton#Image

She admited to a boob job once.

My understanding was it was to reduce them . . .

No actually they are real.
Hell no, they aren't, lol.
They're about as real as most of her face at this point.

She says so in just about every interview I've ever seen/read of her. Which makes her kinda cool in my eyes.

Hell no, they aren't, lol.
They're about as real as most of her face at this point.

She says so in just about every interview I've ever seen/read of her. Which makes her kinda cool in my eyes.

Look in my wiki article.

No actually they are real.

They were real, she lost quite a bit of weight and had a boob job done to get her former famous size back.

Hell no, they aren't, lol.
They're about as real as most of her face at this point.

She says so in just about every interview I've ever seen/read of her. Which makes her kinda cool in my eyes.

Dolly's pretty cool. She once said that all the dumb-blonde jokes never bothered her because she knows she's not dumb and she knows she's not blonde.

Well, if I'll have to choose.... well... My ex's can be called mythological, not cause of size, but due to shape....

Well, if I'll have to choose.... well... My ex's can be called mythological, not cause of size, but due to shape....

Too bad the terms of service prevent pics of the shape...

I enjoy my chicken breasts deep-fried and crispy.

I love how I diverted this to a discussion of Dolly Parton's boob job. Why no Elvira love? I thought she was hilariously funny.

I love breasts! I think there is so much truth to be gleaned from them. They're subordinate to Scripture, of course, and given a choice between the two, one ought to choose Scripture, but I think people should look at more breasts.

Anyway, I got into this conversation with my brothers about breasts and who has the most interesting set and stuff (nothing too intellectual). And I was wondering what the majority thought.

So, I apologize for the cliche sounding question, but if you had to be someone with great breasts, who would you be and why? Any reason's good. I'm just curious about what people know about and what they think would be the best choice.

Cute :rolleyes:

I love how I diverted this to a discussion of Dolly Parton's boob job. Why no Elvira love? I thought she was hilariously funny.

Well, a boob job is also a sex act. Are you sure that wasn't what she was admitting to?

Mods, please let me officially apologize for this copycat thread, most likely inspired by my post in the Mythological Beasts thread.

Mods, please let me officially apologize for this copycat thread, most likely inspired by my post in the Mythological Beasts thread.

Yes. It's all you're fault. 15 hail marys, and I don't care if you aren't catholic.

I would be myself ;)

I would be myself ;)
You have mythological breasts? *Ducks quickly*
;)

You have mythological breasts? *Ducks quickly*
;)

I hear they are the stuff of legend.

How many of you guys think Cleopatra had nice breast?
Cleopatra was quite ordinary, at least appearance-wise, IIRC.

I hear they are the stuff of legend.
So noted.

Though I admit that I did take a second or two to consider just what legend they might be.

So noted.

Though I admit that I did take a second or two to consider just what legend they might be.

you know.....that wasn't ever mentioned

*wonders*

you know.....that wasn't ever mentioned

*wonders*
Does seeing them turn your husband to stone? Maybe they're from the gorgon legend.

Does seeing them turn your husband to stone? Maybe they're from the gorgon legend.

LOL......part of him.

LOL......part of him.

Which part? :confused:

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

and what's stopping an adult from playing with things that are for children?

although i used to want to be a girl i'm not sure now i could willingly swap my penis and ability to grow facial hair for breasts. lovely as they are there's more can be done with a cock, and facial hair for that matter.

although i used to want to be a girl i'm not sure now i could willingly swap my penis and ability to grow facial hair for breasts. lovely as they are there's more can be done with a cock, and facial hair for that matter.

Don't you wish you could have both?

although i used to want to be a girl i'm not sure now i could willingly swap my penis and ability to grow facial hair for breasts. lovely as they are there's more can be done with a cock, and facial hair for that matter.

I'm sorry, but what?

I HATE facial hair. I can't tell you how many times it has been itchy and scratchy and horrible looking, and the amount of time I have to waste just to get rid of it day in and day out is horrifying.

As for a cock, I'd prefer a vagina, thank you very much. I'd trade my manhood for womanhood in a second.

and what's stopping an adult from playing with things that are for children?

Progression to spongebob sex toys?

Don't you wish you could have both?

...you're a 4channer, aren't you?

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!! :eek:

I'm sorry, but what?

I HATE facial hair. I can't tell you how many times it has been itchy and scratchy and horrible looking, and the amount of time I have to waste just to get rid of it day in and day out is horrifying.

As for a cock, I'd prefer a vagina, thank you very much. I'd trade my manhood for womanhood in a second.

just as well our minds are in different heads then, eh?

as for cock and vag, i like both thank you please (on seperate bodies).

and facial hair is so much less hassle than no facial hair (i only shave once or twice a week, the rest of the time i have stubble). and the first time i had a proper shave (i've had a beard or stubble since i could grow any) it itched just as much as the first time i grew a full beard.

Don't you wish you could have both?

not particularly, no. quite like having pecs too. ;)

Progression to spongebob sex toys?

dunno... let me test that...

is there any woman out there that will allow me to play with her Mythological Breasts?






Please?








Pretty please?

I'm sorry, but what?

I HATE facial hair. I can't tell you how many times it has been itchy and scratchy and horrible looking, and the amount of time I have to waste just to get rid of it day in and day out is horrifying.

As for a cock, I'd prefer a vagina, thank you very much. I'd trade my manhood for womanhood in a second.
He's saying he'd prefer boobies over the growth of facial hair.
Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period.
They're both. :p

And I'm happy being a guy. Instead of switching my own parts, I'd rather have easy access to both sets. As long as they're not my own, I'm tired of that...

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

Where's your scientific evidence they're not for men to play with? Yeah thats what I thought :P.

I'd probably say... Michelle Marsh.

I'm on steroids at the moment so have grown a marvelous pair myself... :D

LOL......part of him.

I'll take "too much info" for $500, Alex.

Mythological breasts? Pah. I'm happy with my non-fictional ones. :p

The killer breast in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask".

Yeah. Milk! More milk!:D

Breasts are for feeding infants. They are not toys for men. Period. :p

They're the ultimate toy. Since we males never grow adult, we have right of access to breasts.:D

Miiiilllllk...

Where's your scientific evidence they're not for men to play with? Yeah thats what I thought :P.

*gives you a cookie*

I'm all in favour of them.

It is summer.
Women wear low cut tops.
I am tall.
'Nuf said.:p
Jubblies!:fluffle:

It is summer.
Women wear low cut tops.
I am tall.
'Nuf said.:p
Jubblies!:fluffle:

Damn your backwards seasons!
*wants summer*

Damn your backwards seasons!
*wants summer*
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Y'know, I read this thread before the "mythological beasts" one and didnt even realise it was a parody. In fact it made rather too much sense.

Boobs!

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