Evil or not?
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:05
My wife just recently asked me what kind of xmas gift we should get for a new friend of ours who happens to be a vegetarian. I suggested a set of steak knives. Now, I found this to be hilariously funny, but my wife thinks it's an evil idea. Any opinions?
Wilgrove
03-12-2006, 08:09
That's actually pretty funny. :D
Lacadaemon
03-12-2006, 08:10
It's funny. But it's not a gift.
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:12
It's funny. But it's not a gift.
I buy it, I pay for it, I give it. It's a gift.
Just because I agreed to accept xmas, does not mean that I will not put my own little twist on things.:cool:
My wife just recently asked me what kind of xmas gift we should get for a new friend of ours who happens to be a vegetarian. I suggested a set of steak knives. Now, I found this to be hilariously funny, but my wife thinks it's an evil idea. Any opinions?
You could give him the knives laugh, then give him a real present..
Maybe a Carrot Diamond*
sorry i could not resist...
The Minotaur Alliance
03-12-2006, 08:13
Well why not a set of steak knives.
Those squashes aren't going to cut themselves!
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:13
You could give him the knives laugh, then give him a real present..
Maybe a Carrot Diamond*
sorry i could not resist...
Bad:D bad:D bad:D
Wiztopia
03-12-2006, 08:14
That is hilarious. You rule. :D
My wife just recently asked me what kind of xmas gift we should get for a new friend of ours who happens to be a vegetarian. I suggested a set of steak knives. Now, I found this to be hilariously funny, but my wife thinks it's an evil idea. Any opinions?
nothing wong with steak knives, there are alot of tough veggies that can be cut with them on the dinner table.
(I would include a newly published veggie cookbook to deflect any misunderstandings tho.)
WHY did you make the Poll multiple choice? discount my Yes it's evil vote!
School Daze
03-12-2006, 08:15
I voted not evil and I am a vegetarian. It means your friend can give the steak knives to someone else who he/she can't think of a present for.
LMAO!
I did that once. I gave my vegetarian friend a pound of raw beef once.
Wilgrove
03-12-2006, 08:17
Wait a minute, if your a satanist, and one of your poll answers has you going to Hell. Then wouldn't Hell be like Heaven for you guys?
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:17
LMAO!
I did that once. I gave my vegetarian friend a pound of raw beef once.
Now thst IS evil. a waste of good meat though.
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:18
Wait a minute, if your a satanist, and one of your poll answers has you going to Hell. Then wouldn't Hell be like Heaven for you guys?
As always, thats part of the joke. See, when I go to Hell, I have a job waiting for me.
Wait a minute, if your a satanist, and one of your poll answers has you going to Hell. Then wouldn't Hell be like Heaven for you guys?
yep, a satanist being sent to Hell would find himself at Heaven's gate.
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wait a minute...
Now thst IS evil. a waste of good meat though.Nah. I took the meat back and ate it that night. The real present was a gift certificate to a health food store. :D
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:20
yep, a satanist being sent to Hell would find himself at Heaven's gate.
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wait a minute...
Shhh...thats the secret way we plan on taking over.:cool:
Shhh...thats the secret way we plan on taking over.:cool:
no, it won't work, for the only way to be so terrible at being a satanist is to acutally worship God.
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 08:30
no, it won't work, for the only way to be so terrible at being a satanist is to acutally worship God.
Damn. Guess I have to call another secret meeting tonight (Shriners convention begins playing in the background.):D
Damn. Guess I have to call another secret meeting tonight (Shriners convention begins playing in the background.):D
:eek:
Big Jim P
03-12-2006, 12:18
Bada Bump
Thats is hilarous. But should be saved for a birthday, or something equally light and fluffly.