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If you have to choose, would you choose a magic finger that:

1. Makes people have extreamly good orgasm when you poke them.
(It does not work on you)

2. Makes people shit when you poke them
(This does work on you)

I will take the first one cause it would be funny to see the teacher just suddenly go "OMG THis feels so ...." and squirm in class like a caterpillar


poll coming

Orgasm. In before lock.

ROFL!

Please tell me you didn't make this up by yourself.

Orgasm finger. It saves so much work.

The Orgasm finger.

Orgasm finger. It saves so much work.

I wonder if you could injure someone by giving them to many orgasms...

ROFL!

Please tell me you didn't make this up by yourself.

Well i was dreaming of it yesterday and i just remenber it today

You have no idea how much suffering I could alleviate in the nursing homes of the world with a magic shit finger.

I'd be a freakin' superhero.

Are you kidding?! Duh. Orgasm finger. I'll be a hit with the ladies, so it wouldn't matter if it worked on me or not.

orgasm finger... then I become a doctor...

"exscuse me ma'am, does it hurt here (pokes), what about here (pokes) how about here (pokes)"

Are you kidding?! Duh. Orgasm finger. I'll be a hit with the ladies, so it wouldn't matter if it worked on me or not.

Good point

I wonder if you could injure someone by giving them to many orgasms...

Define "too many"

You have no idea how much suffering I could alleviate in the nursing homes of the world with a magic shit finger.
Do you realize how much you'd be their hero with a magic orgasm finger too?? :D

Anyway, that being said, I suppose I might pick the orgasm finger. It would help the people I like more, and I could definitely use it to fuck with the minds of those I hated.

I want a magical finger that would offend everyone who could see me!

Oh wait.... I already have two. I'm a lucky girl!

Er.... to the OP, that really depends on who I feel like poking. I poke my friend a lot and either one would be a bit awkward....

The Orgasm Finger...NO DOUBT!!!

I wonder if you could injure someone by giving them to many orgasms...

Possibly. You might even be able to kill them with one long, sustained poke.

*Pokes Darknovae* :D
I want a magical finger that would offend everyone who could see me!

Oh wait.... I already have two. I'm a lucky girl!

Er.... to the OP, that really depends on who I feel like poking. I poke my friend a lot and either one would be a bit awkward....

it depends... only one finger does it right?

Possibly. You might even be able to kill them with one long, sustained poke.

I now know exactly how I want to die.

Possibly. You might even be able to kill them with one long, sustained poke.

What a way to go out!!! :)

Er.... to the OP, that really depends on who I feel like poking. I poke my friend a lot and either one would be a bit awkward....

Well, she'd probably take on a strong liking to you, at least.

I realise that the titilation factor of the orgasm finger is very appealing, but I think that most of you are ignoring the potential of the shit finger. What better way to get back at someone than have them shit themselves? Hey boss..what's that? You're not giving me a raise? Well, let bygones be bygones...wanna shake hands??? Oh...NICE TO MEET YOU MR. BUSH.

You could ruin careers...political careers even...which far outweighs anything the orgasm finger could get you.

I realise that the titilation factor of the orgasm finger is very appealing, but I think that most of you are ignoring the potential of the shit finger. What better way to get back at someone than have them shit themselves? Hey boss..what's that? You're not giving me a raise? Well, let bygones be bygones...wanna shake hands??? Oh...NICE TO MEET YOU MR. BUSH.

You could ruin careers...political careers even...which far outweighs anything the orgasm finger could get you.

or walk up to Paster Phelps and poke him with the Orgasm finger while he's talking to a male parishioner...

Poke your boss and sue him for sexual harrasement...

I realise that the titilation factor of the orgasm finger is very appealing, but I think that most of you are ignoring the potential of the shit finger. What better way to get back at someone than have them shit themselves? Hey boss..what's that? You're not giving me a raise? Well, let bygones be bygones...wanna shake hands??? Oh...NICE TO MEET YOU MR. BUSH.

You could ruin careers...political careers even...which far outweighs anything the orgasm finger could get you.

It will be funny both ways, to see Bush excuse himself to the toilet with a damp spot at his butt or him shouting for mercy and see a wet spot ar the crotch

Heres an idea: shit finger on one hand, orgasm finger on the other. Then you go around poking people at random, and they won't know whether they are coming or going.:D

Well, she'd probably take on a strong liking to you, at least.

He. The friend is a he. That's why it would be awkward.

I realise that the titilation factor of the orgasm finger is very appealing, but I think that most of you are ignoring the potential of the shit finger. What better way to get back at someone than have them shit themselves? Hey boss..what's that? You're not giving me a raise? Well, let bygones be bygones...wanna shake hands??? Oh...NICE TO MEET YOU MR. BUSH.

You could ruin careers...political careers even...which far outweighs anything the orgasm finger could get you.

The orgasm finger would be ten times better, in my opinion. It would be funnier to poke somebody you didn't like in public, so yeah you could ruin politcial careers... :D

He. The friend is a he. That's why it would be awkward.

Then he definately woud take a strong liking to you.

He. The friend is a he. That's why it would be awkward.

Well, on the bright side...

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Sorry, I can't think of anything.

You could ruin careers...political careers even...which far outweighs anything the orgasm finger could get you.

Dude, let me explain the many ways cumming into your pants would fuck up your political career

Orgasm finger.
RESPEK! :eek:

You have no idea how much suffering I could alleviate in the nursing homes of the world with a magic shit finger.

I'd be a freakin' superhero.

I have to say.. that is so.. beautiful *sniffles and wipes a tear*
Even if I did selfishly take the orgasm finger >.<

What a way to go out!!! :)

You know, when people get hung they often ejaculate.

You know, when people get hung they often ejaculate.

:headbang:

The size of your penis is genetic. You cannot change it without genetic manipulation and or surgery. END. OF. DISCUSSION.

Anyway!

I'd choose the orgasm finger, then go around making every hot person I see orgasm. And maybe crash the occasional church service. Think about it:

"We praise the Lor--what the, who's that running up onto the--OH MY GOD THAT IS SO WONDERFUL!"

:headbang:

The size of your penis is genetic. You cannot change it without genetic manipulation and or surgery. END. OF. DISCUSSION.

Anyway!

I'd choose the orgasm finger, then go around making every hot person I see orgasm. And maybe crash the occasional church service. Think about it:

"We praise the Lor--what the, who's that running up onto the--OH MY GOD THAT IS SO WONDERFUL!"

actually wouldn't that be...
"We praise the Lor--what the, who's that running up onto the-- PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Orgasim... Just for the sake of knowing I can go round giving people "the finger" in ways that would otherwise be throughly illegal.

actually wouldn't that be...
"We praise the Lor--what the, who's that running up onto the-- PRAISE THE LORD!!!

Yes, it would be, if you were able to tell a joke in a way that might actually be funny. I, of course, cannot tell a joke in a way that would actually be funny, so of course I do it incorrectly. A pity, that is.

Well, really it depends. Will it be like the Midas Touch, in that everything I touch either has a massive orgasm or empties thier bowels, without being able to control it?

If so, I'd have to go with orgasm. Imagine how awkward sex would be with the second choice.

*pokes Kyronea with his magic finger*

here, cheer up! That was ranther rude of me, apologies.

*pokes Kyronea again*

what another?

*pokes Kyronea with his magic finger*

here, cheer up! That was ranther rude of me, apologies.

*pokes Kyronea again*

what another?
I don't know. Are you a woman? :D (Because I have reason to suspect you are, from previous posts, but given that I've been mistaken about many NSers' genders as of late...)

I don't know. Are you a woman? :D (Because I have reason to suspect you are, from previous posts, but given that I've been mistaken about many NSers' genders as of late...)

no... are you? :eek:

errmmm

*pokes Pancake again*

:headbang:

The size of your penis is genetic. You cannot change it without genetic manipulation and or surgery. END. OF. DISCUSSION.

Anyway!

I'd choose the orgasm finger, then go around making every hot person I see orgasm. And maybe crash the occasional church service. Think about it:

"We praise the Lor--what the, who's that running up onto the--OH MY GOD THAT IS SO WONDERFUL!"

Sweet mother of God! :)

I'd go with the orgasm finger any day. I have a whole list of people I'd try it out on first thing... :p

no... are you? :eek:

errmmm

*pokes Pancake again*

Wrong again. Damn it. (In case you were wondering, it was that Hawaiian earthquake stuff a while back that had me confused.)

As for my gender...I am, sadly, male. I wish I weren't. :(

Wrong again. Damn it. (In case you were wondering, it was that Hawaiian earthquake stuff a while back that had me confused.)

As for my gender...I am, sadly, male. I wish I weren't. :(

eh, no prob. I was closer to my mother and sister, so I do come across a little more feminine than Masculine.

eh, no prob. I was closer to my mother and sister, so I do come across a little more feminine than Masculine.

You're lucky. Originally I was going to reply to your post with something akin to "Hawaiian women turn me on" but I couldn't remember how to spell Hawaiian so while I was looking it up I thought better of posting that statement.

You're lucky. Originally I was going to reply to your post with something akin to "Hawaiian women turn me on" but I couldn't remember how to spell Hawaiian so while I was looking it up I thought better of posting that statement.

not surprisingly... I would've agreed with you on that statement... which might have upped my popularity here on these boards... but for the wrong reasons... :D

Make people shit finger. What use is the orgasm finger? If I can make anyone orgasm by merely poking them with a finger then what use is my penis?

Make people shit finger. What use is the orgasm finger? If I can make anyone orgasm by merely poking them with a finger then what use is my penis?

well, for one thing, you will know she won't be faking it. ;)

well, for one thing, you will know she won't be faking it. ;)

I can see it now...

"Her: Are you finished yet?
You: Of course not...*Pokes her*
Her: OH MY GOD YES!"

Moral of the story: You never need to worry about finishing first again.

I can see it now...

"Her: Are you finished yet?
You: Of course not...*Pokes her*
Her: OH MY GOD YES!"

Moral of the story: You never need to worry about finishing first again.
not to mention...

Her: Are you finished yet?
You: Of course not...*Pokes her*
Her: OH MY GOD YES!
You: Oh YES, Here I COME! *Pokes her again*
Her: OH MY GOD!!! *Pokes her again*
Her: OH MY GOD I CAN'T STAND IT!

Congrats, you just gave her a Multiple Orgasm without needing the stamina of a horse.

Wait a second: just how good an orgasm are we talking here? Aren't most orgasms judged more by what you feel leading up to it than the orgasm itself? Isn't the foreplay and the action half the point? Wouldn't an orgasm thus lose a lot of its flair if it could occur just be being poked? Furthermore, would this not lead to a diminishing returns problem?

I daresay the orgasm finger isn't looking as good as I first thought it was.

Wait a second: just how good an orgasm are we talking here? Aren't most orgasms judged more by what you feel leading up to it than the orgasm itself? Isn't the foreplay and the action half the point? Wouldn't an orgasm thus lose a lot of its flair if it could occur just be being poked? Furthermore, would this not lead to a diminishing returns problem?

I daresay the orgasm finger isn't looking as good as I first thought it was.

No.

That answer your question? :D

No.

That answer your question? :D
...

*holds orgasm finger on your chest and pushes down*

maybe the intesity of the orgasm depends on how hard one pokes.


Ok, that didn't come out right...


or maybe it did...


A light poke = a mild and relaxing release.
A hard jab that nearly breaks skin = mind shattering, will sapping, explosive... uhmmm... climax...

and the longer the poke, the longer the... release.



I need a cold shower right now... see ya in a bit...

edit: nevermind about that shower... I just applied the same rules to the Shit finger...

...

*holds orgasm finger on your chest and pushes down*

I do believe that responding to this in one way or another would be a massive CoC violation.

maybe the intesity of the orgasm depends on how hard one pokes.


Ok, that didn't come out right...


or maybe it did...


A light poke = a mild and relaxing release.
A hard jab that nearly breaks skin = mind shattering, will sapping, explosive... uhmmm... climax...

and the longer the poke, the longer the... release.



I need a cold shower right now... see ya in a bit...

edit: nevermind about that shower... I just applied the same rules to the Shit finger...

Well, there goes my libido for a week or so.

I do believe that responding to this in one way or another would be a massive CoC violation.

CoC?

And the idea was to make you orgasm till you perished in a pool of your own semen.

CoC?

And the idea was to make you orgasm till you perished in a pool of your own semen.

... just remember... you're standing infront of him... the "gun" that is firing is pointing... right... at... you!
:p :D

CoC?

Code of Conduct, or whatever it is called here. CoC was the abreviation used on another forum I was a part of, and I guess it kind of stuck.



And the idea was to make you orgasm till you perished in a pool of your own semen.

Would I run out before that happened? Or my testicles burst?

... just remember... you're standing infront of him... the "gun" that is firing is pointing... right... at... you!
:p :D
But it's in his pants. Thus, I am safe.

Seangoli: I don't know. No one has ever died of excessive orgasming before, so far as I know.

Heres an idea: shit finger on one hand, orgasm finger on the other. Then you go around poking people at random, and they won't know whether they are coming or going.:D

Teehee, nice one.

Most disturbing thread ever.

Most disturbing thread ever.

Especially if you consider certain fetishes involving the shit finger.

Well, my work here is done. My time at NSG is complete.

Especially if you consider certain fetishes involving the shit finger.

Well, my work here is done. My time at NSG is complete.
...

Yes. Yes, it certainly is now. Sorry, old boy.

*points to door*

Teehee, nice one.

Thank you.

Most disturbing thread ever.

I've seen worse.

Especially if you consider certain fetishes involving the shit finger.

Well, my work here is done. My time at NSG is complete.

...

World damn it. DAMN IT ALL TO RECYCLE BIN!

edit: nevermind about that shower... I just applied the same rules to the Shit finger...
Have I ever told you how much I hate you.

I want the orgasm finger! That way, being single isn't such a problem. It's too much effort to masturbate for multiples.

Especially if you consider certain fetishes involving the shit finger.

Well, my work here is done. My time at NSG is complete.

You just ruined it for me. There always has to be one on NSG...

*cries*

But it's in his pants. Thus, I am safe.

Seangoli: I don't know. No one has ever died of excessive orgasming before, so far as I know.untill he unzips his fly...

Have I ever told you how much I hate you.

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not today... no... :p

You just ruined it for me. There always has to be one on NSG...

*cries*

*pokes Akai Oni*

You just ruined it for me. There always has to be one on NSG...

*cries*

Indeed. You want to make sure to not poke the wrong... or right for that matter... person with the latter finger. Could turn out awkward.

Man, I really ruin things.

untill he unzips his fly...



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not today... no... :p

1. He probably has underwear.

2. With the sheer intensity caused by how hard I am jamming my finger into his sternum he won't even have a chance. Indeed, I am much more likely to have his corpse fall on me than anything else.

1. He probably has underwear.


I go commando, for cases just like this. You never know what is going to happen. Plus, it is so liberating.

2. With the sheer intensity caused by how hard I am jamming my finger into his sternum he won't even have a chance. Indeed, I am much more likely to have his corpse fall on me than anything else.[/QUOTE]

In which turn, you will have a nice "juicy" corpse on top of you.

I go commando, for cases just like this. You never know what is going to happen. Plus, it is so liberating.

2. With the sheer intensity caused by how hard I am jamming my finger into his sternum he won't even have a chance. Indeed, I am much more likely to have his corpse fall on me than anything else.

In which turn, you will have a nice "juicy" corpse on top of you.[/QUOTE]

How very.......discriptive.....

I go commando, for cases just like this. You never know what is going to happen. Plus, it is so liberating.

2. With the sheer intensity caused by how hard I am jamming my finger into his sternum he won't even have a chance. Indeed, I am much more likely to have his corpse fall on me than anything else.

In which turn, you will have a nice "juicy" corpse on top of you.
Worst case sitaution, I end up with semen on me. Whoop-de-shit. Happens all the time anyway.

Worst case sitaution, I end up with semen on me. Whoop-de-shit. Happens all the time anyway.
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Information

Orgasm finger.

.....Happens all the time anyway.

That is just too.............

*shaking

Orgasm finger.

*runs away*

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Information

I probably shouldn't have said that, huh? I'd elaborate on what I meant, but I can gather you're not interested in hearing about it.

*pokes Akai Oni*

Tell me that's the good finger...

Tell me that's the good finger...

since I don't know what you consider the "Good finger" let's just say I am NOT one of the four in the poll. ;)

The shit finger is being neglected

since I don't know what you consider the "Good finger" let's just say I am NOT one of the four in the poll. ;)


then its definitely the good finger. Poke me again?

The shit finger is being neglected

its competition is just too strong.

A combination of the two would be hilarious!

At the hight of climax they shit themselves. :D

A combination of the two would be hilarious!

At the hight of climax they shit themselves. :D

That reminds me of a rather disgusting doujin I once had the displeasure of viewing. Thank you very much. :mad:

A combination of the two would be hilarious!

At the hight of climax they shit themselves. :D

you win!

A combination of the two would be hilarious!

At the hight of climax they shit themselves. :D


:D :p :D :p HAhahahahahaha!!!!!

That reminds me of a rather disgusting doujin I once had the displeasure of viewing. Thank you very much. :mad:
My pleasure. :p
you win!
Although Big Jim P already hinted towards it, I simply took it one step beyond...
:D :p :D :p HAhahahahahaha!!!!!
;)

orgasm finger, no question. instantly solve the problem of 'performance anxiety'.

I want a magical finger that would offend everyone who could see me!

Oh wait.... I already have two. I'm a lucky girl!

Er.... to the OP, that really depends on who I feel like poking. I poke my friend a lot and either one would be a bit awkward....

That'd be hilarious... :D

<Chooses one.>
<Pokes all of you.>

*runs away*
*Doesn't chase after*